>You took your fluffy pony to the park today
>You're a little paranoid
>Recently, a fluffy pony that yours is friends with was impregnated at the park by a random alleyway fluffy
>You know what that means
>Another two days - pop!
>You don't want that to happen to your fluffy
>Hell, you're dreading explaining the other fluffy's disappearance to her
>But, you can't just not let your fluffy play with any others
>So fluffy pony is running around the park as usual
>You start to chat it up on a bench with a buddy of yours who saw you from the coffee shop across the street
>Everything's pretty loose
>When, out of nowhere, fluffy pony comes up to you
>"Daddy daddy!"
"What?"
>"Nee' nummies! Pwese?"
"Hungry? Ugh, I'm sorry, girl, but I didn't pack any food or anything."
>Your buddy chimes in, holding the last couple bites of a donut he got at the coffee shop
>"Here, kiddo, have this."
>"Yay! Dank'oo mista!" your fluffy howls as it grabs the food in its mouth and strides off
 
>You and your friend laugh
>"You know, owning small animals is still gay, but, they are kinda cute."
"Yeah."
>Your fluffy pony is getting a little to close to the edge of the park...
>She just ran through the street!
>You run after her as fast as you can - which is actually totally fast enough
>She dashes into an alley and makes a left turn
>You follow her
>There she is
>With a STRAY FLUFFY!
>OH HELL NO
>YOU'RE NOT GONNA RAPE MY PET, YOU VERMIN
>The wild animal can only make out a, "Mu-!" before your foot meets its side
>The force of your kick rips open the fluffy pony's stomach, spritzing you and your pet with blood and stomach acid
>The wild fluff's back leg flies away from the tendons and muscles still holding it steadily, and breaks free entirely, like something out of Happy Wheels
>The foot is launched so high that it actually goes over the top of the roof of the building that walls this alley
>The fluffy carcass falls to the ground, still alive, crying
>Your fluffy pony is also crying
>You turn to it
"What were you doing!? You can't talk to strangers!!"
>"*sob*, buh-, buh' fwuffy juss' hungie, *sobbing*-, fwuffy twy gif' huggies buh-, buh no heewwp, fwuh-, fwuffy juss' hewp hungie fwein'- *sobbing*"
>Oh shit
>Your fluffy was just taking the donut to a starving feral fluffy
>Actually, he was solo, he was probably abandoned
>You think on the events
>Swoop up your fluffy
>"D- DADDY! FWEIN' NEE' HUGGIES, NEE' HEWP OWIES!!" it cries
>You get the fuck out of that alley
>Fluffy pony forgets about it later that night
>Never speak of it again