>Christmas time
>Bought fluffy pony three presents: A new shiny ball, some legos, and a little jingly ball for cats
>Fluffy goes nuts
>But, fluffy takes one of the bows that were on the presents and rolls over it so it sticks to its fluff
>Ask fluffy why it's wearing a bow
>"Cuz fwuffy ge' daddy pwesen' too!"
>Ask what fluffy got you
>Fluffy pony runs up to your shoe and cuddles it
>"Huggies!"
>Re-gift fluffy pony
 
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>Come home from work
>Fluffy pony is under the couch
>Some kind of alarm is going off
>Ask fluffy what's wrong
>Fluffy sobs something about a bad thing happening and bad noises
>You left your iPhone on the dock and an alarm went off
>It was on Marimba for god's sakes.
 
* * *
 
>Wake up
>Feel okay
>Legs hop off the bed
>Right shoe goes on, no problem
>Left sho-
>"N- nyeeaaaah!!! No, na-, do' step on fwuffy, noo!!"
>Fluffy pony was hiding in your shoe
>Ask it what the fuck it's doing in there
>"Fwuffy wan' wun fass'!"
>Fluffy pony saw a commercial in which a boy puts on sneakers and then runs as fast as a cheetah
>Have idea
>Go dig in closet, find old rollerskates
>Put fluffy pony in one of them
>Spend all day rolling giggling fluffy pony up and down hallway
 
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>Christmas time
>Bought fluffy pony three presents: A new shiny ball, some legos, and a little jingly ball for cats
>Fluffy goes nuts
>But, fluffy takes one of the bows that were on the presents and rolls over it so it sticks to its fluff
>Ask fluffy why it's wearing a bow
>"Cuz fwuffy ge' daddy pwesen' too!"
>Fluffy pony says to follow it outside
>Holy shit
>Outside your house is a flatbed truck, driven by a sportly looking mexican fellow
>The bed of the truck is filled with approximately 400 kilos of pure, cut, columbian cocaine
>Fluffy pony hops over to the truck and jumps at it, sticking the bow to the vehicle's wheel
>And it was the best Christmas ever
 
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>Fluffy pony walks into room
>"Daddy?"
"Yes?"
>"Do you wuv fwuffy?"
"Yes."
>"Oh. Ok!"
>Fluffy pony leaves room
>Joke's on her; you only like her a lot