>You feel a cold chill on your midriff. >As you try to slip back to sleep, the freezing air is immediately vanquished by something warm and wet. >It slithers across your skin playfully, lapping at your chin. >The searching creature rubs against your body, probing any inch of skin it hasn't touched. >Unfortunately you're quite ticklish. >You squirm at the foreign object, as if forcing you awake. >Giggling at the playful tickling, you slowly open your eyes. >Rubbing the sleep from your eyes, you see Lyra's large head take up your entire vision. >Along with her tongue, practically plastered to your body. >Being far too sleepy to react, you do the only rational thing you could think of. >Make the most disgusted face you can muster. >Eyebrow arched, eye twitching and mouth contorted to the point of deformity. >Your expression achieved in having her tongue slip back into her mouth, smacking her lips briefly. >She only responds with an incredibly stoic look. >Eyes unflinching and snout frozen still, she slowly backs away from you. >”...Let's face it, you could've caught me doing much worse...” >With your mind finally catching up to the current situation, you pull down your shirt to cover yourself. >It was neatly folded up to your neck, much to your surprise. >She even pulled your arms out of the sleeves to make sure the shirt doesn't fold back down from your arm movements. >Lyra must've put a lot of thought into this. >Aside from the fact that a large oral organ slapping your body is a great formula for waking up. >Your shirt gets a little soaked as you pull it down over yourself. “Eghh...” >”Yeah, you might want a change of clothes first before we go, maybe even a shower.” >You look at her curiously as she returns the glance. “Wait, 'we?'” >She nods in affirmation. >”Yes, 'we.'  Why... don't tell me you had a plan to go out there yourself?” >Remembering the sorry state of your world, you scratch your head in frustration as a smile crawls over her mouth. >”Exactly, you're going to need a guardian pony in these trying times for humans, and I'm the perfect unicorn for the job!” >Her face exudes confidence as you look over in disbelief. >You put a hand to your soggy shirt, feeling her idea of “protection.” >Your displeased expression as you touched your soaked clothes causes Lyra's expression falter a bit. >”Eh heh... well... I may give into temptation from time to time... but you're in reliable hooves!” >She sticks a forearm out in expectation. >”Shake on it?” >Staring blankly at the token of friendship being offered, you audibly sigh. “Well, it's not like I have much of a choice, now do I...” >As you reach out to shake, her foreleg goes limp a bit at your words. >”Umm... you don't have to stay with me...” >Her tone of voice has a tinge of sorrow, as you regret your comment. >”I know we invaded and everything, but I really want to help you.” >Her radiant eyes stare straight at you as her words ring with authenticity. >”I've always wanted to make friends with your kind, and you seem like a nice human, so I want to help you.  I can be a little weird at times, but I swear I'm well-meaning!” >She paws at the ground with her other hoof, deep in thought. >”So, if you want to leave, I won't stop you or follow you.  But I'd really like it.” >Lyra stiffens her extended leg out to you with an optimistic look. >”So, friends until the end?” >You cringe a bit at her ending statement, but you swiftly take her hoof in both hands. >Rubbing a bit of the saliva from your shirt hand, you shake her leg vigorously. “It's a deal then, friend.” >Her eyes light up and immediately takes you up in her hooves. >She holds you close as her excitement takes over her, squeezing you like a teddy bear. >You gasp for air as your cold shirt is pressed uncomfortably against you. >Wiggling in her grip, you manage to get enough air to speak. “Okay, okay... we'll have plenty of time for this once I'm done getting ready.” >She puts you down on the ground, blushing. >”Ah yeah, sorry about that.  You go do what humans do to get ready, I'll wait for you.” >Turning away, you walk towards your bathroom one last time. >A quick glance reveals her ecstatic expression bottled up as she shivers with excitement. >Her ears point straight up as her tail wags across the floor in large, sweeping motions. >This would be a lot cuter if she wasn't the size of a small car. >Rolling your eyes, you prepare for the journey ahead.