>Have second fluffy >It doesn't care where it shits >You decide to get "sowwy stick" >One day fluffy comes up to you >"Pway?" "Sure I'll play!" >You play with blocks for a bit >Then fluffy has a weird look on its face >Tell him to go shit in the litter box >He doesn't listen and shits on the floor >Not this time motherfucker! >You let it finish "Was it good?" you ask >"Yes! Fwuffy made gud poopies wight daddy?" >Pull out "sowwy stick" "I hope you enjoyed it! Because this is going to hurt!" >Smack fluffy across the hind leg >"Owies! You huwt fwuffy!" "When you're a bad fluffy you get hit with the "sowwy stick" >"No wike sowwy stick!" he exclaims >Fluffy hasn't shit on floor for a week >You see him sneaking around >He walks down to the basement >You follow him >He opens up board in the floor and shits there >"Daddy no tewl fwuffy wer to go poopies!" >You become infuriated "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" >"I no seh anyting daddy! I swayr!" >You pick it up by the hind legs and smack it four times with the "sowwy stick" >After that you see it crying "Aww, what's a matter? Hurt?" >"Yes it huwt. Stup daddy, pwease!" it begs "Too bad! Now you get something instead of the sorry stick. You get the sorry bin." >"Wut sowwy bin?" he asks >You open the floor board and throw it into the shit pool he created >Fluffy drowns in shit begging for its life.