>walking home from your job at the fluffy breeding center >it's a tough job, not because of the work, but because of the fluffies >the crying becomes unbearable >some find the only way to deal with the annoying little shits is to become callous and cruel to them >beating them when they are disagreeable, cutting off their legs if they misbehave, the kind of stuff that makes you sick to your stomach >when you started working there you vowed to yourself you wouldn't be like them >you were so naive back then >you didn't realize its the only way to maintain your sanity working in a place like this >everyday you see more and more travesties carried out against the poor wretched creatures and yet, you feel empty inside >no pity, no mercy, just empty >contemplate if this is what serial killers feel like >oh well, pay is good, and that's what matters >arrive home and start to fix dinner >that's when you first heard it >a little "oopsies" from the living room >you know the voice all too well >doesn't even surprise you to find a little slime green fluffy in your living room >must have crawled into your bag at work or something >it looks as if it's already shat on your rug >you're not mad, why would you be, it's a fluffy pony, it's what they do >"sowwy ne daddy..." it says sadly, looking up at you with puppy dog eyes, eyes that once might have elicited a daw from you, now cause nothing >you grab the wriggling creature as it tries to get out of your grasp >open the window >toss him out >don't even bother to check if it survived, doesn't matter >go back to your dinner preparations >prepare a nice lasagna for yourself, nothing to fancy but not bad >as you cut yourself a slice, the doorbell rings >go to check and find a package for you >check what it is later, put it by the door for now >as you walk back to the table, you are surprised by what you find >its another slime green fluffy pony >couldn't be the same one, must just be another from the center >seems to have brought a friend as well, as their are now two fluffy ponies noming away at your meal >you sigh as the fluffies look at you shouting "new daddy make us sketties!" triumphantly >cut a small chunk out of the lasagna and lure the fluffies to the window with it >fluffies instinctively waddle after you for the hope of more sketties >set it on the windowsill and lift them up so they can get to it >just as they are about to dig in, you push it over the side >they yell "sketties!" and dive after it, not even stopping to think about their own safety >dumb creatures >go back to your partially eaten dinner and finally eat >with dinner done you attend to the package >as you recall you ordered a new speakers for your computer, must be those >you open the box to be greeted not by speakers, but by an all to familiar sight >"Hewwo daddy!" >the slime green fluffy looks up at you from inside the box, hooves extended in preparation for a hug >it must be a fourth fluffy from the center, damn things must have come in bulk >grab the stupid puff ball out of the box, only for a veritable wave of fluffies to burst forth from within >some joker at the center must have packed them in there as a gag >probably Steve >shake the box expecting a few dead fluffies to fall out, but strangely, all the fluffies that came out still live >search around to see how many pests you have to deal with now >after a quick estimation you find 15 fluffy ponies waltzing about your house, hugging, eating, shitting, generally being aggravating >enough is enough >take a trash bag and start gathering fluffies, popping them in by the handful >"where we going?" "fwuffy wike wide" "new daddy, it dawk in hewe!" "poopies" "no poopie on me!" >pick up the green one last >"see you water daddy!" >what did it just say? >stupid fluffies >shove it in the garbage bag >decide not to take any chances this time >smack it against the ground a few times as you hear the sickening crunch of bone and feeble cries for "hewp" echo through your apartment >as the last cry sounds, you take the garbage and bring it outside to your local dumpster >it's over now >walk back up the stairs to your apartment >hear a rambunctious noise in your apartment, probably Steve and your co-workers ready to get you with a video camera or something >walk in to see a full herd of fluffy ponies waltzing about your apartment like they own the place >a little slime green once walks right up to you >"towd you daddy!" >you can't handle this anymore >rush over to your phone and look up the name of a good exterminator in the yellow pages >get on the phone ready to ask for the biggest batch of pony pesticide they got when the line goes dead >look over to see one of the fluffies has chewed the line >your vision turns red >you don't quite know what happens next >all you remember is the smashing of fluffy bodies, the grinding of fluffy bones, and the cries of vermin as you cut a swath of destruction through the creatures >as you wake up, you see the blood everywhere, the tiny green slime fluffy writhing in your grip as your squeeze it dead >you watch it die just to make sure this is the end >you hear the doorbell ring >your blood runs cold >you know what will be behind it >you know its impossible but you know it will be there >the slime green fluffy currently dead in your hands will look at you and cry for "hugs" or "sketties" and it won't be alone >you don't know why and you don't know how but you know it will be there >as you resolve to not answer the continually ringing doorbell the door begins to pound >they're coming >you drop to your knees in anguish and cry to the heavens but it does no good >the door gives way and a deluge of fluffies rush in, flooding the apartment full >you are lost in a sea of fluffies THEY WHO SOUGHT SALVATION RECEIVED ONLY DEATH >they speak in unison as you reach for help THEY WISHED TO BE FREE OF THIS WALKING NIGHTMARE AND SO THEY EMBRACED ME >can't keep your head afloat, the fluff is smothering you to death THEY CAME INTO ME AND I TOLD THEM BREATHE IN! BREATHE IN! BREATHE IN! >the last thing you see as your world goes dark is the slime green fluffy BREATHE IN! > > > >"You hear what happen to Mitch?" >"The new guy?" >"Yeah, bastard killed himself. They found him in the river tied to a rock." >"Sure it was suicide?" >"Yeah, he left a note and everything. Called the police and cried about how he couldn't take it anymore." >"Guess the stress got to him." >"Whatever dude. If you don't like your job just quit! It ain't rocket science." >"You are one cold son of a bitch Steve." >"Hey I'm just trying to be realistic. Now cmon, these stupid fluffies ain't gonna breed themselves." >"Technically they will." >"You know what I mean. Now go get that new fluffy we got in today, the little green one." >"Fwuffy wuv new daddy!" >"Stupid little fuzz ball." Steve responded to the fluffy outburst "And don't forget to take their water dishes away once they're done. We don't want any of them drowning themselves."