AiE chapter 4:
Questions
 
>you, Jack, and pinkie make it to the edge of town
>everything was going fine... until one of them saw you
>the pony nudged the one next to it and it did the same to other ponys
>soon all eye were on you and Jack
>you nudge jack and lean in
“should we say something?”
>“i don't know...what would we say?”
>“how about hello?”
>you and Jack look over to where the voice came from
>a purple pony starts to walk up to you, from the sound of the voice, shes female
>she was different though, most pony's around had either a horn, wings, or neither
but this one has both...
>her hair...mane? Her mane matched her colour except there is a light pink streak in her mane and tail
 
>you look at Jack who shrugs, you nod in response
>“hey” Jack says casually
“hiya, whats your name”
>“i would like to know yours” the pony says
“i asked first” you say with a smile
>the pony blinks, then clears her throat “M-my name is twilight sparkle, and you are?”
>Jack puts his hands in his pockets “I'm Jack”
“Commander Shepherd ” you say with your arm across your chest
>Jack elbows you in the gut, as the ponys look at you two in confusion
>“This idiot is Anon” jack explains
>“what...?”
>you open your mouth to speak but is quickly covered by Jacks hand
>it taste like sweat and dirt... not a great combination
>“it's nothing really” Jack says with a nervous smile
>twilight looks at use for a minute then starts to speak “well, because your a new  creature here, (and can talk) i would like to ask a few que-”
>shes cut off by the sound of yours and jacks belly calling for food
>pinkie giggles and twilight tries to hide her smile
> “food first, questions later!” pinkie says in between giggles
“TO FOOD!” you say pointing nowhere in particular
>“YAH!” pinkie cheers and she is off, you quickly follow her i a sprint
>Jack and twilight just stare in the direction you two have ran off to
>h turns to twilight with a hand behind his head and twilight gives him a nervous smile
>at the same time they say “sorry about him/her”
>they look at each other then laugh, after they follow the cotton candy mare and the man-child
 
>At sugar cube corner, you and pinkie sit at a table waiting for your two friends
>its a good ten minutes until they finally show up
“what took you so long?”
>“well if you two didn't run off, we could have arrived at the same time” jack says matter-of-factually
>“well if you had ran with us, it would have been the same” pinkie shoots back
>you smile as jack shakes his head and sits down, twilight dose the same
>“so what is there?” jack asks pinkie
>pinkie gives the biggest smile “there are tons of different types of cakes, cupcakes, pies, and other sugary goodness
>Jacks eyes go wide and look at you,
>you just shrug “diabetics nightmare”
>a waitress comes over to the table “W-what would you like?” she asks with a nervous smile... now that you think about it
>the place is empty, is it because you and jack scared them away... i dont know if jack even noticed or he just doesn’t care
>jack thinks for a minute “ill have... a apple pie”
>“a cupcake,please” twilight says
>“a cake for me! Chocolate!” pinkie says excited
>that just leaves you
“ill have a... Milkshake please”
>the waitress writes what you ordered and trots away
>twilight leans in “so, now that we are eating, you can answer my questions right?”
>you look at jack and he nods
“yup ask away...”
 
>twilight smiles “ok first question, what are you two?”
“we are legion, for we are many”
>twilight is taken back by this
>Jack face palms “that's not helping anon...”
>he turns to twilight “we are human, we live on earth, and yes there is a lot of use”
>twilight's horn glows and paper and a feather show up out of nowhere
>she has magic, nice
>“ok next question, are you mare, or stallion?”
“wut?”
>“i think she means male or female, both of use are ma- stallions”
>twilight nods and writes it down
>“ok, how to you birth offspring?”
>you and jack pause for a minute before you open your mouth
“when a man and a women really love each other...”
>“NEXT QUESTION!” jack practically yelled
>you couldn't stop laughing
>twilight has a look of confusion but continues the questions
 
>this go's on for about a hour, she asks about where you came from, your history, and how you lived. You and Jack did your best to answer the questions to the best of your knowledge.
>then twilight points to your sword
>“is that some sort of weapon? Like a spear or something?”
>you look to your sword and sigh
“this is my long sword, it is a weapon, but i only use it if complete necessary”
>twilight nods and writes that down the looks to jack “do you have one as well”
>Jack scowls with a smile “naw i don't need that cowards weapon”
“HA! I like to see you get close to me with this” you say smiling back
>twilight gives a small smile, but loses it when she see's the next question
>“what are you herbivore or carnivore?”
>you and Jack lose your smiles
>both of you look at each other with worried looks
>Fuck...
“W-we don't eat meat if that's what you mean” you give your best smile
>Jack is trying the same
>twilight looks at the two of you for a moment then shrugs “alright”
>Twilight looks through her notes and nods giving a smile
>“well, everything looks alright, welcome to ponyville!” twilight says
>you and jack give a sigh, you really dodged a bullet there
>then you here a gasp from pinkie pie...
>”if your new in ponyville we need to throw you a super awesome welcome party!”
>“wut?” jack says
“wut” you follow
>twilight facepalms with her hoof, facehoof maybe?
>“oh boy...” twilight mumbles
>you really don't like the sound of this