>Twilight enters her home, a sheet of paper hoisted by her magic in front of her.
>”Hey Sparkle, how you been?” You take another sip of your drink as you slouch on her couch.
>Twilight moves the paper out of the way and tilts her head. "Anon, what's a waifu and why does Spike need it on his pillow?"
>You shrug nonchalantly and go back to nursing your drink.
“All I know is that my waifu > his waifu.”
>She squints her eyes and frowns at you.
>”Where is Spike anyway?”
“Last I checked he was booting up my laptop.”
>Twilight lets out an agitated sigh.
>”Again? I wish you hadn’t taught him how to use that device. He spends more time on that than anything else.”
>Spike had been getting more frustrated lately and that cocktease Rarity hadn’t helped matters.
>Being the male with the biggest role in his life, you took pity on him and introduced him to the magical world of porn.
>You were hesitant at first about sharing your guilty pleasures, but you’re glad you could bond with him.
>Even if it was over fap material.
>”I-I’m right here Twilight.”
>Twilight and you turn your heads towards the upstairs bedroom.
>Spike has the door open enough to stick his head out.
>His face is tinged with red and sweat clings to his forehead.
>”Spike, there you are. We need to talk about this bill.”
>”Yeah that’s cool. Hey, could you get me an ice pack?” He glances towards the interior of the room. “And maybe a mop?”
>”An ice pack? Are you hurt? Do you need me to—“
>“No, no it’s just uh, hot in here! That’s right. And I spilled my drink.”
>Twilight stops her progress towards the bedroom.
>”Well, okay. If you’re sure.”
>”Mhm, yep. Just knock before you come in, okay?”
“Make sure to clean the keyboard.”
>He barely acknowledges you with a nod before slamming the door shut.
>Chuckling, you shake your head while Twilight looks back at you.
“I remember my first nukige. Good times, good times.” You take another sip of your drink.
>Twilight stares at you with a flat look.
>”Anon, I don’t think you and Spike should hang out anymore.”
“Probably for the best.”
>Today was a “You need to pace yourself” kind of day.