>you are anonymous >you live in ponyville with twilight sparkle >ever since you teleported here from earth life has been good >well wouldn't say "good" but it was definitely a improvement from what you had before on earth >you are lying in your bed,its about 6 am right now >still half asleep you roll over to your side to look out your bedroom window. >you see the fall season came in quickly,its a lovely sight >birds chirping,multi colored leaves falling to the ground >everything is so peaceful,nothing can ruin thi-CRASSHHH!! "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" >you quickly jump out of bed and run downstairs. >you hear more crashes and bangs as you make your way through the dark empty castle. >you are in long empty corridor with multiple doors on one side,and a wall of windows on the other. >as you make your way down you hear a few more bangs,you seem to be getting closer to the source. >you reached the end of the dark,dim corridor but what way is the loud noises coming from? >you wait and listen for a few seconds,while waiting to hear the noise again you realize this castle is bigger than you thought it was. >you usually spend your time in your room. >considering only a few ponies know of your existence,so you couldn't really go out and socialize. >wait werent w-BANNGG! >yup there it is,coming from the right >you quickly run down the corridor and find yourself in the kitchen. "Hm..nothing in here." >you look around and see nothing,however you spot a open door with stairs leading down. >must be the dungeon,you quickly make your way to the open door. >you stood at the top of the stairs and look down,you see some light at the bottom >you quickly make your way down the stairs and into a medium sized room. >quickly observing the room,you see a book shelf,a large table with lab equipment,and another door leading to god knows where. >you make your way to the table and check out the lab gear,looks like twilights working on something. >as you check out the rest of the room you hear a few small crashes and bangs coming from behind the door. >you quickly make your way over and slowly open the doo-CRAAASHH! "Ahhhhhh!" >as soon as you opened the door a wall of books quickly engulf you burying you alive. "...ow.." >you quickly try to dig yourself out but only manage to get your head through the surface." >you look at the door and see twilight sitting there giggling in the door way. >ts"oh hey anon,good morning!" "WHAT THE SHIT TWILIGHT!!" >ts"ANON,Dont ever use that language,how many times do I have to tell you!" "..not enough obviously." >she magics a book by your head and starts hitting you with it. "*smack*Ow..twilight..*smack*...stop please..*smack*..ow..damnit twi.*smack*..okay I'm sorry!" >ts"are you done with your snide remarks anon?" "Yes...(bitch)." >ts"what was that?" "Uh...nothing..sooo twilight what's with all the ruckus?" >ts"oh I was looking for a book on transformation spells! " >of course you where... "Well did you find it atleast?" >ts"I sure did anon!" >she lets out a small squee andgrabs a book with her magic >figures its the same one she just assaulted you with. >she quickly climbs over the avalanche of books that nearly killed you,and makes her way to her lab equipment with the book hovering close behind. >you quickly dig your way out of your (almost) shallow grave and go over to her. >You quickly join twilight at her lab table. >She places the book on the table and starts flipping through various pages. >ts"ah here it is." "Here's what?" >ts"the page I needed for this potion anon." >You take a quick glance at the book, it says "chapter 7, transformation of other worldly creatures." >You could already tell this can't be good. " Well now that your done making noise I'm gonna go back to be-." >ts"Not so fast anon, I need your help in a few minutes." >Yup knew it. "Sigh …alright, lets just make this quick I have a whole day to waste away." >ts"Stop whining anon it isn't so bad." "Whatever you say princess.." >ts"Oh hush, anon hand me those beakers next to you." >You grab the beakers and slide them over to twilight. >ts"Alright now be quiet while I finish making this potion, I really need to do this just right or this may backfire." >Oh lovely, one little slip and this potion may or may not kill you." >You patiently and carefully observe twilight as she mixes various liquids in the beakers and test tubes. >You are starting to lose patience as just a few "minutes" turned into a hour. "Twilight are y-." >ts"Anon shh, I told you this is very important I do this correctly if not this will end in disaster, and yes I'm almost done." >Well you got a answer from her atleast. >a few more minutes pass as twilight finishes the last few steps. >ts"Alright its done, now I need you to te-." >castle guard"Princess twilight, you have some visitors here." >ts"Uh okay tell them I will be right up." >ts"Alright anon I will be right back, DONT TOUCH ANYTHING!" "As you wish, princess" >You bow down to twilight as you say this, she just rolls her eyes. >ts"I'm serious anon, don't touch anything.." >Twilight quickly trots up stairs leaving you in the lab all by yourself. >Great now your stuck down here alone. >She hasn't even been gone for a minute and you are already losing your patience. >Well what the fuck do we do now? >You look around the room trying to find something to keep you occupied until she returns. >You would just sneak back up to your room but you can't risk it considering only a very few ponies know of your existence. >If anybody found out twilight would be in serious trouble, and if twilights in trouble because of you she would definitely make your life a living hell. "What to do?" >You think to yourself >You look over to the table where twilight was working. >Nothing really worth while just lab equipment and that book she was reading. >Wait a minute that book, she was reading about transformation of other worldly creatures. >Maybe we should take a quick look, atleast you will know what twilights intentions are with the potion she just made. >You walk over to the book on the table. >As you go to reach to pick it up you remember she said not to touch anything, she was pretty clear on that for sure… >Alright maybe if we just flip the book open she won't notice anything moved or touched. >You carefully flip the book open and sta-*TING*. >What the fuck was that. >You quickly turn around to see what that noise was. >Nothing was there, maybe you where just hearing things. >You go back to the book and start flipping through pages. >As you flip through the pages you notice that some pages seem to be completely blank. >Something seems off about this, the more you flip through you start to notice some chapters completely disappeared. "Where the fuck is it, it was just here." >You are almost to the end of the book and realize more than half of the book is just completely blank. >ts"Thanks for stopping bye girls, I will catch up when I'm finished with my work." >OH FUCK TWILIGHTS COMING! >You quickly slam the book shut, you turn to run but step in something sticky.. >You quickly slam the book shut, you turn to run but step in something sticky.. >OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO >What your stepping in just so happens to be the potion twilight just made! >You must of knocked it over when you opened the book, you dumbass. >Fuck you can hear the stomps of twilights hooves as she gets closer to the stairs. >Without thinking you just start scooping the liquid up back into the vile. >ts"Anon are you still down here?" >Oh fuck. >There's still a big puddle to scoop up, you gotta stall her, you gotta think fast! "Uh yeah, hey twilight can you get me a glass of water please?" >ts"Uh yeah, sure anon." >You hear twilight go back towards the kitchen >Smooth. >You quickly return to scooping up the rest of the puddle. >Gottagofast.jpg >Your almost done with picking up your mess, you can hear twilight making her way back towards the stairs. >Alright most of its back in the vile, however there's a small stain on the floor where you spilled it. >You look around real quick to see if you can cover it up, luckily you find a rag underneath the table. >You quickly grab it and lay it flat over the floor stain. >Twilights at the top of the stairs now, you quickly set the vile back on the table and speed walk back to where you where standing when twilight left. >ts"Here you go anon, a nice cold wa-." >ts"Uh anon why are you so sweaty and out of breath?" >OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK SHE KNOWS!! "Uh…..um…I was exercising, yeah exercising!" "I was bored while waiting for you to return so I did some push ups, and stuff…" >Twilight stares at you slightly confused >Fuck she's not buying it. >ts"Oh..uh okay, well here you go." >No fucking way she bought it. "Thanks twilight." >You slowly sip on your water as you watch twilight make her way towards her lab table. >ts"Alright anon, I'm gonna need you to drink-." >Twilight pauses mid sentence and has a look of concern on her face >Oh shit this cannot be good. >You start to sweat a little as twilight stares at her table with the same concerned face. >What if she already knows you did touch something. >Twilight starts to mumble some things under her breath, but you can't tell what she's mumbling about. >Most likely she's thinking about the many inhumane ways to punish you for disobeying her orders. >Twilight quickly snaps her head towards you. >ts"Alright anon, you better tell me what you did and you better tell me now." >OHSHITNIGGA.gif >Gotta think fast anon,if we tell her your in deep shit. >And you can't bull shit her twice. "Uh…um.…well you see.." >ts"Well spit it out, I don't have time for these games of yours anon!" >Oh fuck she's mad now. >Maybe we can make a run for it. >You look at the glass in your hand, and then back to twilight. >ts"Anon…..I swear to celestia.." >Twilights face is now blood red and filled with anger. "I didn't choose this life twilight.." >ts"Anon what are you talking about!?" >you are already regretting this but you can't stop what's already started. "The thug life chose me.." >You quickly hurl the half empty glass towards twilight and quickly dash towards the stairs. >You hear the glass shatter into thousands of tiny pieces behind you. >ts"ANON YOU ARE SO FUCKING DONE!" >You quickly haul ass up the stairs screaming like a god damn banshee. >The angry twilight you just struck with a glass was quick on your heels. >You made it to the top of the stairs and start running through the kitchen. >As you run you tip a few chairs over behind you to hopefully slow down the furious twilight. >ts"YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE ANON!" >Luckily the chairs did slow her down, but not enough for you to get a clean escape. >You made it through the kitchen and made your way into one of the long corridors. >Twilight that's not too far behind is starting to pick up speed as her hoof stomping seems to be growing louder. "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING PSYCHO!" >Why the fuck did you have to call her that?! >ts"OHHH YOU ARE SOOO DONE ANON, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!" >Alright we are nearing the end of this corridor, left or right we gotta choose fast. >You quickly hook a left and haul some more ass down the second corridor. >They say never look behind you when your in danger of being chased but….. >NEVERMIND BAD IDEA SHOULDNT OF DONE THAT! >Twilights eyes are now a solid bright white while her face remained solid red. >She also had a small cut on her head. >We fucked up anon, we should of just told her. >You keep running down this what seems endless corridor until you come to another dead end. >You quickly turn right and run as fast as you can. >There's some doors here, you might be able to hide if your quick enough. >You quickly enter a door on the left of the hall and slam it shut behind you. >Gotta hide quick, you make a dash over to a near by closet and hide inside. >You hear the door slam open. >ts"I know your in here, there's no point in hiding anon." >Sure I could surrender now but I want to enjoy another minute or two of life. >You hear twilight tearing the room up searching for would think for being smart she would of looked in the closet first. >It's quiet now…too quiet. >You hear hoofsteps coming close to the closet door. >You duck down out of sight hoping she won't see you. >The door creaks open slowly and you hear twilight moving some stuff around. >ts"Where in celestia did he go?" >You hear twilight start walking away. >Awesome you escaped, now you get to live another day. >About 5 minutes pass and you come out of your hiding spot. >You take a quick peek around the room to make sure she wasn't here still. "Phew glad that's over with." >You start to make your way towards the door. >Somethings not right…. >You stop. >She's behind me, I know she's there I can feel it. >You slowly turn around and sure as shit there stood twilight ready to fucking destroy you. "Clever girl." >Before you could even run twilight quickly pounces you, you try to squirm your way out but no prevail. >ts"What do you gotta say about yourself anon?" "Uh I don't know." >ts"What do you mean I don't know?!" >ts"You assaulted me with a glass of water, made me chase you through the castle, and all you can say is I don't know!?" >You think for a minute. "Uh sorry, I guess?" >ts"SORRY YOU GUESS!?" "OKAY IM SORRY PLEASE DONT KILL ME!" >ts"Knock it off drama queen, now come lets go." "Where we going, we getting taco's?" >ts"Anon I swear to celestia.." >Welp she's not amused, she's still pretty pissed to. >Twilight gets off of you and heads out the door. >Before you could react her magic surrounds you as your lifted up and out the room. "Cmon twilight I'm sorry, I really am." >ts"Sure you are anon, look doesn't matter now you fucked up." >She's got a point. >shut up brain. "So uh being serious now, where you taking me twilight?" >ts"Back down to the lab so you can test the potion I worked on all morning, then your grounded for a year." "Oh what the fuck twilight a fucking year!?" >ts"WATCH YOUR MOUTH ANON IM NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN!" "Look alright I know I messed up but cmon a year!" >ts"Well maybe you should of thought of that before doing what you did." >ts"No TV, no desserts, no games, early bedtime, and your not allowed to hang out with spike." "Really, are you fucking kidding me twilight?" "I can't socialize as it is, and your taking away the only friend I have, your such a fucking bitch you-." >Before you could finish twilight turned around and smacked you across your face." >ts"I've had enough of your dirty mouth anon, I don't want to hear it now shut your mouth and keep it shut." >Congrats anon, you fucked up…bad >The rest of the walk back to her lab was dead quiet, neither of you exchanged any words. >You and twilight reach the lab. >ts"Now anon, your not gonna run off screaming bloody murder are you?" "…no twi." >ts"Alright, but if you do so help me." >She releases the magic that surrounded your body. >You could care less right now, your pissed off that you lost pretty much the only things you where able to do in equestria for a whole fucking year. >ts"Here anon, take this." >She magics over the potion from earlier. >You examine it for a few seconds. >ts"Are you gonna take it anon or am I gonna have to force you?" "Damn was just looking at it for a second." >ts"Anon I know your mad at me, but this attitude has to stop, you can only be mad at yourself anon." >You know she has a point. >Brain can you sincerely fuck off? >You take another glance at the death elixir before taking a small sip. >It taste okay-ish, there's something off about it. >Tastes like dirt, oh right.. >You quickly gulp the rest of the potion down. "Alright twilight now what?" >ts"Give it a few minutes, it will kick in." >Great it has a delay effect. >Your starting to feel really weird now. "Uh twilight I feel weird, is this normal?" >ts"Yes anon, its normal with all potions." >Your vision starts to blur slightly, your hearing is fading aswell. >You start to fade in and out of consciousness. "Twilight I'm feeling really weird, I'm scared what's happening to me?!" >For some reason you get on your hands and knees >Come to think of it you aren't really controlling your body right now. >Your starting to panic a little, you have no idea what that fucking purple bitch gave you exactly. "Twilight…im scared, am I gonna die now!?" >ts"Oh anon, how did you know?" >BITCH WHAT. "Uh what?!" >ts"I'm just messing with you anon, calm down." >ts"Just let the potion do its work." >ugh you swear you could vomit right now. >you look down and notice something, different. >HOLY FUCK. >You look at your hand, that now only has 3 fingers. >You begin to panic a little, but you can barely move or squirm. >You look up towards twilight then back to your hand. >Welp no fingers left now, both hands are just stumps now. >Great. >You notice something else thats fairly strange, you are starting to get closer to the floor despite you can't move at all. >Your vision starts to blur even more, you swear you could pass out anytime-. >Darkness. >You can't see anything and you can only hear yourself thinking. >Yup you passed out. >Your vision is starting to fade back in. "Ugh twilight what h-." >Holy shit. >Your voice is, young and girly?! >ts"Well morning sunshine, did you have a good sleep anon?" "Twilight, what's wrong with my voice?" >ts"Well its not just your voice that changed anon, here take a look." >Twilight magics a mirror over to you. >My god. >Looking into the mirror, you see a little green filly with a black mane. "Oh my….." >ts"Hehe you alright there anon?" "Well actually since you asked me yes, NO TWILIGHT IM NOT ALRIGHT IM A FUCKING FILLY!" >ts"Calm down little nonnymous, young fillys like you don't use dirty language." >You can see twilight giggling to her self, she must think this is hilarious. "Twilight….please change me back now?" >ts"Alright anon but first I need to write down the results of the potion." "Alright just make it quick, please." >Twilight starts writing stuff down on a notepad. >God you can't wait until she changes you back, this is beyond weird and creepy. >She seems to be mumbling to herself again. >Not sure about what, most likely about you as usual. >ts"Alright anon, I'm done now lets get you changed back." "Ugh finally." >ts"No need to sass nonnymous." "Whatever, and stop calling me that." >Something sparked in your head..why does she keep calling you. >She has a devious smile on her face. >I swear to fucking god, twilight you better not be planning on doing what I think you are. >ts"Alright nonnymous, drink this and you should turn back to normal." >She magics over a vile of multi colored liquid. >You try to drink it but um, hooves. "Hey a little help twilight, I kinda can't drink it since I have hooves." >ts"Oh right sorry nonnymous." >She helps magic the vile to your mouth so you can drink it, also why is she still calling you that. >You quickly gulp the liquid down. >Nothing happening yet, maybe it has a delay like the potion she gave you prior right? >Right? >Another 5 minutes pass and nothing is happening yet. "Uh twilight when is this supposed to work." >ts"It should of worked by now, I don't know what's wrong." >….. >OH FUCK OH FUCK THIS IS NOT GOOD! "UH WHAT!" >ts"Don't raise your voice at me nonnymous." "STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT TWILIGHT THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!" >ts"Listen here nonnymous, I don't know who you think you are but I'm tired of you treating me like this, you constantly yell at me, you swear all the time, and your very rude to everyone you've met." "WHATEVER WHO CARES JUST CHANGE ME BACK!" >ts"Actually anon you know what, I have another punishment in mind." >Twilights frown slowly turns into a evil grin. >Oh no. >No please no not this. "Twilight……..don't do this please I'm sorry for being a asshole recently, I will change i-." >ts"No anon, you won't you promised me this too many times, you swore up and down you would change but you always stayed the same jerk you always been since you arrived in equestria." >ts"Since you want to act like a little brat all the time, maybe you should be one to." "TWILIGHT PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU-" >ts"Your new punishment is to remain a cute little filly, until you can learn to grow up your not changing back." >ts"In the meantime you can be my little pony." >The ground suddenly starts to shake violently. >You run over to twilight and hug her leg tightly. "TWILIGHT WHAT WAS THAT!?" >ts" I DONT KNOW JUST HANG ON!" >The ground stops shaking, wow that was really weird. >Well its official, your life is now ruined. >It is your fault though. >Shut up brain. >ts"Alright nonnymous I'm done with you now, you can go and play." "This isn't over twilight, also what if that reverse potion you gave me started working huh?" >ts"Not possible, that was just dyed water." "SO YOU PLANNED THIS FROM THE BEGINNING!" >ts"Not exactly, I thought of it when I had to chase you through the castle." >ts"You just kept on being disrespectful and rude towards me, and lets not forget the glass you threw at me." >Gonna murder this book horse I swear to fucking god. >ts"Now if your done go play nonnymous, I have grown up stuff to work on." >Ughh this fucking bitch. "Alright fine, and twilight?" >ts"Yes nonnymous? " "FUCK, YOU." >Your suddenly surrounded by purple bitches magic, you try to run but twilights grip is super strong. >She levitates you over to her and she magics over a paddle. >Well shit. >She begins to swat your flank. "Twilight *swat*..ouch stop..*swat*..please*swat*..I take it ba-*swat*..ow please..*swat*twilight!" >ts"Are you..*swat*..gonna be a..*swat*..good little*swat*filly!" "YES YES PLEASE*SWAT*OUCH YES TWILIGHT!" >You now have tears streaming down your cheek. >ts"Alright but if I hear ANY more fowl language I won't hold back next time." "O-okay twilight *sniffle*." >ts"Alright now head up stairs, go see if spike wants to play he should be up now." "O-okay *sniffle* twilight." >You trot(well more of a limp)towards the stairs. >It's a little hard to walk, not just from that violent beating you just received but this filly body is still very new to you. >You start to slowly climb up stairs, but you keep tripping over yourself. >ts"You need any help nonnymous?" >You just ignore her, that bitch will be lucky if you ever speak to her again. >ts"Nonnymous?" >You turn and face her with your face full of tears, but then you turn back to the stairs. >ts"Look anon, I'm sorry-." >You just ignore her. >You finally managed to make your way half up the stairs. >Finally you made it to the top of the stairs. >You slowly make your way through the kitchen. >Being shorter now made everything look different or weird. >After making your way through the kitchen you find yourself in the same corridor you where in earlier. >Spikes room should be down the next hall on the right. >Actually no, fuck what twilight said I just wanna be alone right now. >The more you walk down the hall you notice it seems longer than usual. >Then again it just seems that way considering your small now. >You used to be big and tall, taller than every pony but now your nearly hugging the floor. >You reach the end of the first long corridor, you quickly make a left and continue walking at a mildly slow pace. >Half way down the hallway you see one of the doors open. >Oh its spike, well mind as well tell him his bro is no longer a "bro" thanks to his bitch of a mom. >You trot(well more of a limp)towards the stairs. >It's a little hard to walk, not just from that violent beating you just received but this filly body is still very new to you. >You start to slowly climb up stairs, but you keep tripping over yourself. >ts"You need any help nonnymous?" >You just ignore her, that bitch will be lucky if you ever speak to her again. >ts"Nonnymous?" >You turn and face her with your face full of tears, but then you turn back to the stairs. >ts"Look anon, I'm sorry-." >You just ignore her. >You finally managed to make your way half up the stairs. >Finally you made it to the top of the stairs. >You slowly make your way through the kitchen. >Being shorter now made everything look different or weird. >After making your way through the kitchen you find yourself in the same corridor you where in earlier. >Spikes room should be down the next hall on the right. >Actually no, fuck what twilight said I just wanna be alone right now. >The more you walk down the hall you notice it seems longer than usual. >Then again it just seems that way considering your small now. >You used to be big and tall, taller than every pony but now your nearly hugging the floor. >You reach the end of the first long corridor, you quickly make a left and continue walking at a mildly slow pace. >Half way down the hallway you see one of the doors open. >Oh its spike, well mind as well tell him his bro is no longer a "bro" thanks to his bitch of a mom. >You quickly trot over to spike. "Hey spike, how's it going?" >He seems a little confused. >s"Oh Hi, do I know you?" "It's me spike." >s"Me who?" >God he's gotta make everything difficult. "It's me…anon." >s"Oh, so what's going with you anon?" >oh for fuck sakes its like talking to a brick wall. "Uh lets see, for starters got  woke up this morning by lots of loud noises, ended up in your mom's dungeon helping her make a new potion." >Spike nods and quietly listens. "Then she grabs me with these magic tentacles and forces this potion down my throat, I black out and wake up as a filly." >Gotta make it sound cool if not he might lose interest. "She then tells me I'm not changing back until I learn to " grow up" so until then I'm stuck in this filly body." >s"Wow that sucks anon, I hope she changes her mind and changes you back soon." "Yeah me too little buddy." >s"Hey what's that red mark on your f-." >You put your hoof up to his mouth. "I don't want to talk about it EVER! You got that?" >s"Uh..yeah sure anon." >s"So do you wanna hang out or anything?" "Eh not right now little buddy, I just need a little time to myself." "How about later today?" >s"Yeah that's fine anon, well see ya later." >Before you both go your separate ways you fist bump spike, well try to anyways. >s"Well alright see ya." "See ya later." >You both start walking opposite directions. >You almost made it back to your room. >You finally made it back to your room >You go to walk in but *THUMP*. >Oh right door knobs. >You can't exactly reach the door knob, you have to stand on your hind legs. "Er…almost…got..it." >*Click* >The door swings open causing you to lose your balance and fall flat on your face. "Ow." >You get back up and enter your room. >You slam the door shut behind you, you would usually lock it but the lock is way to high to reach. >You head towards your bed and climb up, you struggle for a second but manage to get on. >You let out a loud sigh and plop down on your pretty comfortable bed. >Why did twilight do this. >I mean its not like you had this coming. >Shut up brain >Then again your brain has a valid point. >Okay maybe I did have this coming but damnit this is too severe. >You hear your door creak open. >You don't even bother to look, you could really careless right now. >ts"Anon you okay?" >Of course it would be her. >You just remain silent besides the occasional sniffle, not to mention your flank is still sore from that paddle. >ts"Look anon I'm sorry, but your behavior for the past few years progressively got worst." >ts"I'm not sure if something is bothering you to cause this behaviour, but if you want to talk about it I'm here." "Just leave me *sniffle* alone." >ts"Alright nonnymous, but I'm here if you want to talk." >What the fuck, again with this nonnymous shit >ts"Well I got some stuff to take care of, dinner will be ready in a few hours okay?" "..alright." >Twilight trots out of the room and slowly closes the door behind. >So now your all alone. >It's pretty quiet in here. >Just you and your thoughts. >… >Okay this is too quiet. >You sit up in your bed, you look around looking for something to do. >You spot your TV remote, yeah TV should keep your mind at ease. >For a little bit atleast. >You reach over and try to grab the remote. >Fucking hooves. >You reach over and pick it up with your mouth. >God it tastes fowl, like a sweet taste but not in a good way. >… >That's nasty, all those late nights on HBO is coming back to you. >You drop the remote and quickly hit the power button. "Alright lets see what's on today." >When you first came to equestria you where shocked they even had tv's, hell even computers and radios. >Kinda like being in the early 2000's is what it reminded you of. >Well anyways back to the TV, you start to flip through channels. "Nope, boring, yawn." >Damn nothing really good on. >You finally come across some cartoons. >It's not bad either considering ponies struggle with writing let alone make and animate cartoons. >This one is called John and Larry, its almost identical to Tom and Jerry. >Even the characters are identical just different names. >You plop down on your stomach and watch the show. >The next few hours seem to fly by. >Your starting to get bored with the tv now, you need something else to do. >You see something in the corner of your eye. >You recognize that purple and green lizard anywhere. "Oh hey spike, didn't hear you come in." >s"Hey an- I mean nonnymous." "Spike…..what dis you just call me?" >s"I'm sorry anon, twilight said we have to call you nonnymous for now on." >Purple bitch just won't stop will she. "Sigh, its alright spike." "So spike what are you up to?" >s"Just got in trouble, kinda hiding from twilight right now." >Ah purple smart is on a roll today huh. "What did you do to piss off the she beast?" >Spike puts his head down. >s"Well I was in twilights room looking for a book she needed." >No surprise there. >s"I looked under her bed and found this long rubber thing." >Oh god, poor spike. >s"It had a weird shape and these weird ridges." >s"Twilight then walked in and started yelling at me." >You can see tears starting to swell in his eyes. >s"Then.. She g-got the paddle." "Say no more spike, you going to be alright little buddy?" >Spike is pretty much crying his eyes out now, poor guy. >s"Ye, I *sniffle* think I will be alright." >Twilight is really pushing her limits. >s"You don't mind *sniffle* if I hide in here with you, do you?" "Yeah that's cool." >s"Thanks *sniffle* nonnymous." >God damnit. >Spike climbs onto your bed and plops down next to you. >s"So nonnymous, what do you wanna do?" >Actually that's a good question. "Uh we could play some video games if you want?" >s"We could but, what about your hooves?" >Shit he's got a point. "Yeah I kinda forgot about these fucking things." >s"Nonnymous you shouldn't swear, twilight said-." "Gonna have to stop you there spike, I don't want to listen to anything she has to say, not right away anyways…" >s"Okay but it still is kinda rude and fowl to use such language, especially for a young filly like you." >Spike giggles at his comment. >I got you spike….I fucking got you buddy. "Look its whatever, wanna go do something or not?" >s"Well what can we do that we are both able to play?" >Hm you think about this for a moment. >Ding idea. "How about we play hide and seek….outside." >s"But your not aloud to leave the castle." "Anon isn't allowed to leave, nobody said anything about nonnymous did they?" >s"Well you got a good point, but I don't think it's a good idea what if some pony doesn't recognize you and starts asking questions?" >He has a good point. >Shut up brain. "Well we will just stay on the castle grounds then, nobody ever really comes here anyways." >s"Alright, but I still don't think it's a good idea." >You hop off the bed and head out of your room, with spike trailing not to far behind. >You and spike begin to make your way through the castle. >Your starting to get a little bit more used to this new body. >Still not used to walking on all fours though. >s"Are you sure you want to do this nonnymous?" "Yes spike I'm sure, I've been here for 4 years and the only time Ive ever been outside was when I first arrived." "And stop calling me nonnymous, I don't like it." >s"Well I can't call you anon anymore twilight was pretty clear on that." >Of course twilight said that. "Well um, just call me nonny I guess." >s"Alright, nonny." >Alright that's alot better, well atleast it was better than nonnymous. >You and spike are getting closer to the main doors. >You could almost smell the fresh air. >You and spike are now at the main doors. >Spike goes up to the door and trys to open it but he's too short to reach the door knob. "Need a boost spike?" >s"Uh yeah sure nonny." >You walk up to the door and crouch slightly for spike to hop on your back. >He hops on, you then stand back up. >You hear a click then the door slowly swings open. "Oh my……" >You take a second to enjoy the view of the outside world. >It's just so beautiful, so colorful and full of life. >Unlike this fucking concrete prison. >s"You alright there nonny?" "Yeah spike….just enjoying the view." >s"It's nothing really special its just the out-." "IVE BEEN SEALED INSIDE THIS CONCRETE HELL FOR 4 YEARS SPIKE, THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN SINCE IVE BEEN HERE!" >Spike looks like he's gonna cry now. >For fuck sakes. "Look I'm sorry for yelling its just-." >s"It's alright nonny I know you didn't mean it." >You stop staring and take a few steps outside. >This is awesome. >You never thought you would ever step foot outside again. >s"So nonny where do you wanna play?" >Good question. >You take a good look over the land. >You see a small wooded area, a pretty big garden, and a courtyard. >I'm feeling garden, this is my chance to see flowers and any other colorful plants.. >Damn are we turning gay now? "Let's go in the garden!" >You quickly start running towards the garden. >s"Hey wait for me!" "You snooze you lose bro!" >You start to gallop faster >Your getting alot more used to this 4 legged body >You and spike are now approaching the gardens entrance. >It's a big double iron gate. >You go to push it open but its not budging. >You look up and see there's a chain holding the two gates shut. "Well spike, looks like we are shit out of luck." >Spike doesn't respond to you, he looks like somethings wrong. "Spike what's wrong dude?" >Spike then turns around and books it back to the castle. >You try to follow him but your suddenly your body is engulfed by this blue glowing magic. >Despite being levitated into the air you are still trying to run. >rr"My goodness, such fowl language for a little lady like you." >Shit its rarity and pinkie pie. >They don't know you but twilight told you all about the mane six a while ago, all you know they saved equestria from evil a few times. >rr"If you don't mind me asking, who are you and what are you doing here at twilights castle?" >Before you say anything a idea popped into your head. >Oh yes this is gonna be fun. >Since twilight so desperately trying to make you miserable, you can throw some shit her way. >You think for another second, before answering rarity. "Uh….m-my name is n-nonnymous." >rr"Well nonnymous, what are you doing here at twilights castle?" "I..I live here." >rr"There's no need to lie sweety, you aren't in any trouble." >Pinkie chimes into the conversation >pp"Well if you live here why don't we ever see you and are you related to twilight at all?" >This is where it gets good. "Y-yes I'm related to t-twilight, I am her daughter." >Pinkie and rarity both look at eachover and back to you. >rr"Sweety if twilight did have a foal, we would of known." >pp"Yeah if twilight had a foal we would of noticed a looonng time ago!" "B-but twilight kept me as a s-secret to every pony." >Raritys eyes widen slightly, your plan might be working after all. >rr"H-how old are you sweetie?" >Bingo we are getting somewhere. "I-im 4." >Rarity thinks for a few seconds. >rr"W-well if you are really twilights daughter, why would she hide you from everpony?" >Gotta make this dramatic. >You start to think sad thoughts to get yourself to cry. "M-mommy doesn't *sniffle* love me, she has to keep me hidden *sniffle* in her spooky dungeon!" >Rarity and pinkie pie look like they might start crying. >This is fucking perfect. >rr"W-well we are gonna have a LONG talk with your mother nonnymous." >rr"Alright sweetie, do you know where your mommy is right now?" "S-shes inside*sniffle*." >Oh twilight you are so screwed, this will teach you not to fuck with me. >rr"Alright sweetie, lets go speak with your mother." >Uh what? >Oh shit she's gonna bring you with her, you didn't think this far ahead. >If she takes you to twilight you know your fucked worst than you just fucked twilight. "Uh i-i don't wanna see*sniffle*mommy, she's mean to me!" >pp"Don't worry silly, If she so lays a hoof on you I will destroy her with my confetti cannons!" >rr"Y-yeah it will be alright we won't let her hurt you." >Well fuuuckkk. >We done goofed ourselves. >Rarity and pinkie pie start heading towards the castle, with you levitating not too far behind. >All three of you are now at the main castle doors. >Rarity kicks the door open, you can tell she's furious right now. >rr"Ohhh twilight, where are you sweetie we need to have A LONG TALK!" >Twilight comes trotting in from one of the hallways. >ts"Oh hey girls what's…..g-going on?" >rr"So dear, when did you plan on telling us oh I don't know, THAT YOU HAD A LITTLE FILLY AND KEPT HER HIDDEN FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS!" >pp"Yeah twilight what gives!" >Twilight looks at the two girls then at you. >ts"Well you caught me…yes I had a foal.." >Oh no, if rarity wasn't holding you with her magic, you would of booked it into the everfree by now. >rr"Well why would you keep her a secret?jpg >ts"Come I will tell you all about it." >Internalscreamingintenstifies.jpg >Fast forward a few minutes, all 4 of you are now sitting around a table. >Every pony is quiet for a few moments. >Twilight breaks the silence. >ts"Alright, now that you know about my little secret.." >pp"Little secret this huge twilight!" >Pinkie threw her hooves into the air when she said that trying to be extra dramatic. >ts"Yes I know pinkie but I had my reasons." >rr"What reason would make you hide your own daughter from society for 4 years?" >Yeah bitch lets see you come up with something decent. >rarity did make a good point though. >ts"Good question rarity, when I first found out I was pregnant, I didn't tell any pony except for my lover of course." >pp"You had a lover, Oooooo!" >rr"Pinkie be quiet, twilight please continue." >ts"Alright but anyways we where both really excited, but then one day.." >Twilight has some tears well up in her eyes. >Damn this bitch is gonna have my ass after this. >ts"I had some duties to tend to in manehatten." >pp"Ha she said duties!" >Pinkies now rolling around in the floor laughing. >rr"Pinkie if you can't handle yourself, please excuse yourself from this conversation!" >Pinkie calms herself and gets back in her chair. >ts"Anyways I was gone for the week, and when I came home…" >ts"I…*sniffle*..I found him dead on the floor." >Twilight is now balling her eyes out, and looks like rarity and pinkie may join her. >ts"He o-over dosed on prescription painkillers." >ts"H-he left a *sniffle* suicide note, he said t-that he loved me, and t-that he was losing his battle with depression.." >At this point all three of them where balling their eyes out. >Hell you yourself got a little teary eyed for a second. >ts"A-after his death, I became a princess a week later." >ts"I *sniffle* originally planned on announcing my wonderful news, but i-i couldn't handle the stress at the time." >Pinkie and rarity finally calm their self's down. >rr"I had *snif* idea twilight.." >rr"Did you ever plan on revealing her to the world though?" >ts"I did but I was always too busy and I'm always up to my neck in stress I just kept pushing it aside for the past 4 years, and I feel terrible about." >Twilight breaks down into more tears. >pp"Gee twilight, I don't even know what to say.." >ts"You don't have to say *sniffle* anything pinkie, I should of atleast told my closest friends about her." >rr"It's alright darling, you told us now which is a good start." >ts"Your r-right rarity." >The girls get up from the table and join together for a group hug. >This is your chance rarity isn't holding you anymore. >You go to leap out of your chair, but then rarity begins talking again. >rr"Alright there's one more thing we must *snif* clear up, nonnymous said you kept her in your "spooky dungeon" and you where mean to her." >ts"She said that?" >Oh fuckkkkk. >rr"Yeah she told us before we came to talk to you, we found her near your garden on our way over." >rr"She told us that she lived here, and that you where her mommy but you where mean to her." >If you weren't fucked before, you definitely are now. >ts"Sigh, she's going through a stage right now she's been a little trouble maker, she's been lying to every pony, taking stuff, ect the list goes on." >ts"I think its because her…(father) isn't around." >Fuck it, just fuck everything. >Twilight is immune to everything you throw at her. >Well except for glass's of water that is. >rr"My oh my poor little thing, hopefully this phase will pass." >ts"I'm pretty sure it will in time." >Twilight is eying you, and eying you hard. >You can feel holes being burned through your little filly body. >Twilight is beyond crazy fucking psycho path at this point. >The girls chat for a few more minutes, then twilight begins to escort them out of the castle. >You remain frozen in your chair. >We beyond fucked ourselves, if the paddle wasn't bad enough earlier you couldn't imagine what twilight will do this time. >Twilight stops in the door way and begins to talk to you. >ts"Nonnymous, you should go wash up before dinner, we are also going to have a nice little chat when I come back okay." >Your heart is racing at this point. >Twilight soon disappears down the hall with rarity and pinkie. >Fuck fuck fuck we gotta do something, and fast. >You think to yourself for a minute. >We can run away, yeah lets do that. >You jump off your chair and haul ass back to your room. >You continue to run through the long corridors, but you gotta be careful twilight could be right around any of these corners. >You make a couple turns and your nos back at your bedroom. >Luckily twilight wasn't waiting for you. >You quickly bust through your bedroom door and enter. >You grab your back pack and start filling it up with various survival gear. >A blanket, some matches, rope, survival knife and some snacks. >You zip up your bag and begin to head out on your way. >Wait we need to leave a note. >You grab a small piece of paper and a pencil. >The note reads"Dear ponies, twilight a bitch, I'm out." >Eh close enough kinda hard to write using your mouth. >You leave the note on your bed and finally begin your journey. >You step out into the hallways. >You look to your left, all clear that way. >Then you look to the r-. >Well well well, its your arch nemesis twilight sparkle aka purple bitch. >Looks like she was waiting, she must already know your intentions. >There's no exchanging of words between you two. >You just stare at each over, waiting for one of you to make a move. >A few minutes into the stare down and twilight breaks the silence. >ts"That was one hell of a story you put together nonnymous." >ts"You know all you had to do is behave, and I would give you back your body." >ts"But you would rather dig your hole deeper just to get back at me." "Listen here bitch, I'm sick of you bossing me around, telling me I can't do this or that I'm not a child twilight!" >ts"Actually you are, and because of that story I'm now your mother." >ts"And now that I'm your mother you have to do what I say." >When she says this she levitates a paddle from behind her. "Bite me bitch!" >You quickly do a 180 and book it in the opposite direction. >You take a quick peek behind you as your running to see how far back she is. >She's not there? >You could tell somethings up. >You continue to run turning down every other corridor you come across. >Still no sign of her, where the fuck did she go!? >After what seems like hours of running through endless corridors, you finally made your way to the main entrance. >And there's twilight standing, waiting with paddle at the ready. "Gotta be fucking kidding me!" >ts"You know for a little filly you sure have a very dirty mouth." "Leave me alone twilight, just let me leave!" >ts"No can do nonnymous, your in BIG trouble." >Fight or flight, gotta choose quick. >You know what, you've had enough, you gotta stick up for yourself if not shes gonna continue to walk all over you." "Alright then, you wanna dance? Then lets dance bitch." >ts"Ha you want to fight me, no offense but I don't think your in any position to even dare challenge me." "I may be in a filly body, but that won't stop me from beating the shit out of you!" >You take a fighting stance, waiting to see how she reacts. >ts"Nonnymous are you sure you wanna do this?" "Enough questions, cmon lets see what you got purple bitch." >Twilight is now in a fighting stance. >Damn this is getting quite intense. >Twilight takes a few steps towards you. >Reality is starting to hit you now, you actually don't stand a chance against her. >Fight mode instantly turns into flight modd. >You 180 and book it back the way you came. >Your now screaming like a god damn banshee just like you did earlier when you threw the glass at twilight. >You look behind to see how far behind twilight is. >She's not behind you. >you turn back to look ahead of you and out of no where twilight poofs in front of you. "AHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE YOUR FUCKING CRAZY!" >You try to 180 again but this time twilight grabs you with her magic. >ts"Where you heading off to so fast? I told you me and you where gonna have a nice.little.chat." >You look at twilight and you can see a evil grin grow to both sides of her face. >Magic suddenly engulfs the two of you and your teleported into your room.