>The alarm goes all like "BLAR BLAR BLAR"
>Double dragon punch the shit of it.
>Jump out of bed revealing your nude body.
>Fluttershy bursts through your wall.
>"I smell exposed dick!"
>She gets into a charging stance.
>Pull out your red cape and curly stache.
"O'le"
>Yellow Molesto charges you.
>Side step and reveal a 2 ton anvil behind the cape.
>Crouching yellow hidden rapist charged to fast and couldn't react in time.
>Her stupid horse face slams right into the metal.
>She stammers around the room, while little Anon's dance around her head.
>She regains her composure.
>Determination for the meat that swings between your legs increases.
>She charges.
"WAIT!"
>Fluttershy stops mid-charge.
>Walk over to your bitchin' stereo system.
>Her eyes follow you.
>Pull out a CD that says 'Now That's What I Call $hit™'
"It's a mix tape my friend Craig gave me."
>"Cool."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiy9YB1coMw
"Well that's not it."
>Skip to next song.
>http://youtu.be/tvtJPs8IDgU?t=19s
"Fuckin' shit."
>http://youtu.be/zUtnwcv-quE?t=29s
"WHAT THE HELL CRAIG!"
>Grab the CD out and throw it against the wall.
>"Hey man, two of those three songs were good."
"....Yeah, they were."
>"Still wanna fight?"
"I guess."
>Both of you get back into stance.
>She charges at you.
>Luckily you have a secret weapon.
>Pull out an unnecessarily large tub of spinach.
>Quickly consume all leafy goodness.
>Power surges through you to your dangle.
>Your penis flexes.
"Epp epp epp."
>Reel back your penis.
>This entire time Fluttershy has been charging at you.
"I hope you like....Penis Ball."
>Smash the charging rapist with your salami stick.
>She sails through the air.
>"I'll get that winky in my kitchen sinky one dayyyyyy." She yells as her voice get quieter as she sails through the sky.
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"And that kids, is how I met your mother."
>"Fucking bad end."
>"Yeah fuck you Dad. I wish I had two moms instead of you."
"What if your mother didn't die in that horrible donkey sex act we tried to do and heard you say that?"
>Both children hang their heads in shame.
"Now go to bed."
>They sulk up the stairs.
>Put on your lipstick.
"I just wanna be pretty again."
END