>You are Anon, devoted Christian. >Wake up and pray to the Lord Almighty for this wonderful day. "God has truly blessed my life." >You say while looking out the window at the morning sun. >Do the triple S. >Whip yourself on the back repeatedly for penance. >You were looking at a young mare's plot yesterday and you must suffer. "I do it all for you Jewber (Jesus)." >Walk downstairs and straighten out the many crosses you have hanging on the wall. >Grab the Bible and begin to read while you munch down on some oats. >A knock interrupts your meal and reading. >Go to answer it. "Hello Fluttershy. And how has the Almighty Lord Blessed you today?" >"C-Celestia did a really good job in making the day beautiful." "I think you're mistaken. Celestia is but a spawn of Satan, but never the less. What can I do for you?" >"O-okay? I was wondering if spanking is your fetish?" "Well as it does remind me of my altar boy days with Father O'Mally, I'm  afraid not." >Fluttershy gets a frustrated look. >"Why don't you just rut me?!" >Backhand her across the face. "YOU WHORE! I would never go against the word of Allah- I mean God." >Fluttershy is tearing up. >"I just wanna know what it will take for you to love me." >You calm down. "Fluttershy." >She looks up. "Take this." >You hand her your whip. "And go fuck yourself." >You slam the door. "Oh cheese and crackers, I have sinned." >You throw a bunch of legos across the floor and walk over them many times. "Must be forgiven, must hurt m-more." >Pass out from all the pain in your feet. >Wake up in a white void. "I-is this heaven?!" >"I'm afraid not my boy." >That voice quickly jog's your memory. "Father O'Mally!?" >He chuckles. >"Yes it is me." "How have you been." >"We're not here to talk about me." "What?" >"It's about your friend, Fluttershy." "Oh that whore!" "Now now Anon, you must forgive her of her ways." "What! Why?" >"It is what God would want." "Alright, I'll try." >"Good." >He begins to fade away then quickly comes back. >"Hey remember that weekend you spent at my house?" "Of course, you blind folded me then put the rod of courage in my mouth." >"Yeah. Let's not tell any one else that." >He smack's you on the ass then fade away, again. >You wake up realizing you were passed out for several hours. "I must forgive the whor- Fluttershy." >Open up your door to see you are met with Fluttershy in a Jesus costume. "Wha-." >Before you can finish your sentence she knocks you down and throws crosses at you, they pin your shirt down, making it difficult to move. "Fluttershy stop!" >"Shhh Shhh Anon. I finally get my way." >She start grinding on your crotch. "It's just like that weekend at Father O'Mally's!" >You spend the rest of the day. >Fucking Jesusshy.