>Wake up.
>Realize once more you're the only human in this world.
>Begin to cry.
>Get hard because tears get you hot.
>Fluttershy comes bursting through the door.
>"Ano-n i-it's Angel h-hes dead!"
>The small pegasus flies into your arms, crying.
>Try your best to comfort her without her realizing your meat log was poking her ass.
"What happened Flutters?" You say through gritted teeth, trying to hold back your arousal.
>She looks up with a grin on her face.
>"I knew tears would raise your flag."
>She head butts you in the noggin, making you unconscious.
>Wake up tied down to the floor.
>Sit up to see Fluttershy trying to assemble an IKEA chair.
"What uhhh, what're you doing there?"
>"Oh hey. Yeah I'm trying to get this chair together so I can sit you in it and get naughty, but I think I'm missing some parts."
"Can I see the instructions?"
>"Yeah."
>Fluttershy place the instructions in front of you.
>Look over them.
"I can help you."
>"I'm not untying you."
"Just let me help. I don't wanna watch you struggle to put together this chair."
>"I can do it myself." She says in a snooty tone.
"Fine..."
>Fluttershy snatches back the instructions and looks over them once more.
 
>It's been 30 minutes and she's made no progress.
"Jesus, just let me help. I'd rather watch the special Olympics than watch this shit unfold."
>The yellow pegasus sighs in defeat.
>"Fine."
>She let's you go.
"Now gimme those instructions."
 
>http://youtu.be/ahvSgFHzJIc?t=39s
 
>A montage of you and Flutters working together begins.
>You take apart the things she mistakenly put together and fix them.
>Look back to the instructions and point out where thngs should go.
>Fluttershy follows your instruction.
>After a solid 2 hours of work you finally finish the single wooden chair.
>"Thanks Anon, for everything."
>Smile to her.
"It was no problem, Flutters."
>Begin to walk away.
>She flies up and hit you in the back with the chair.
>You fall to the ground.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>Look over to see all your hard work in wooden pieces.
"NO NOOOOOOO."
>Rush over to the chair.
"Why, why would you do this?" You ask through tears.
>"That's why." She says pointing.
>Look down at your pants.
>Your groundhog decided to come out of it's hole.
>Your soldier was saluting.
>The flag was raised.
>You had a rock hard boner.
"Oh yeah, tears give me a chub."
>Fluttershy licks her lips.
>"Wanna know what gets me going though?"
"W-what?"
>She flies into the other room a brings out a large box.
"Christ!"
>It's a table set from IKEA with 6 chairs and a table with 4 pages of instructions.
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
>"Oh can't I?"
>She turns on the boombox.
>http://youtu.be/ahvSgFHzJIc?t=39s.