>Halloween is approaching. >Your neighborhood has way more fluffy pets than children. >Most of the kids go to the larger adjacent neighborhood for trick or treating anyway. More candy opportunities and whatnot. >So plenty of owners dress their fluffies up and go trick or treating. >The fluffies have a blast and get candy and other treats. >It’s a fun excuse to mingle with the neighbors. Especially that really hot one down the street. >Girl’s got an ass like Alizee. Je l'aime. >Anyways, most owners will just buy a fluffy sized costume from a store. >The more arts and crafts-oriented owners will make their own. >You? You’re curious to see what you’re fluffy, Marvin, would think up on his own. >So you told him to think of the scariest thing he could think of to be on Halloween. >You’ll help make whatever he chooses. Should be fun.   >A few days later, Marvin walks into the living room with his food bowl covering his head. >He bumps into a few pieces of furniture, uttering a muffled “Oopsies, sowwy” every time. >He finally navigates his way over to where he can see your foot next to the couch. >”Daddy! Haf Hawwoween costoome!” >”What are you supposed to be, Marvin?" >"Mawvin am scawiest fing eva!" >"Which is....?" >"Nummies boww wif no nummies, and no can see daddy!" >That’s….actually really sweet. >The scariest thing he can think of is you not being there, and not knowing how to care for himself. >”....You're a good fluffy, you know that?" >"Nu am fwuffy, am scawwwwwwwwwy!"   >Decide Marvin’s costume, while incredibly simplistic, is actually pretty creative. >Get a cheap food bowl and cut out some eye holes, and attach a rubber band to hold it on his head. >Take him out trick or treating while all the other fluffies are out too. >It’s only 3:00, so the fluffies have plenty of time to run around, get sweeties, and play with friends before it gets too dark. >Looking around, you see all your neighbors and their fluffies in different costumes. >A few ghosts (yawn), some vampires, some robots, and other generic costumes. >A few owners even got into the spirit of things by dressing up themselves. >Including your hot neighbor, who’s dressed as a sexy inmate, and her fluffy is dressed like a little cop, with hat and uniform. >You know the real crime here is that ass not dressing up in booty shorts like that more often. >The other fluffies are all complimenting each other on their costumes and running around playing. >A few come up to Marvin, who’s pretty unique in his costume’s total simplicity. >”Wha fwend be? Nummies?" >Fluffy tells him what he's supposed to be. >Fluffies get scared at the idea of not being able to find their mommies and daddies, and being left to be hungry. >Run back to their owners for hugs, begging them to never leave, and promising to be the best fluffies ever. >Get a lot of praise from the neighbors for making their fluffies appreciative of them. >The hot neighbor is very impressed, and tells you to come over to her place after Marvin’s gone to bed. >You love Halloween.