>emerge from anti-rape basement. >walk to library. >twilight says Hi. >only-one in library. >mumble something back. >scoot behind shelves. >hours later approach counter. >ask how much 'generic horse anime 42' is. >twilight, 'about tree fiddy' >only two bits in sweaty hand. >just before alpha haggle mode activates twilight adds >'plus tip.' >alpha.exe has stopped running >feel damp spot in pants. >look down >not urine, but spaghetti sauce >twilight looks at you oddly. >curl up on floor, burst into treats. >pinky pops in, takes the treats. >gives them to fluttershy. >as she eats the treats you think >goddammit fluttershy! vore is not my fetish! >too late. stomach acid dissolves your pasta ass.   >fucking library.