Dear Hassenfeld Brothers,
 
Today I'm writing to thank you for the pony I purchased. I saw how my son loved the resident Nurse Redheart at St. Jude's, and decided to purchase a random pony with some customization. Cinnamon Spark, as we named the colt, made my son smile and laugh; as we purchased the accelerated growth option, he was the equal age to my son in pony years soon enough to give him a friend. They enjoyed playing video games, watching action movies, and talking about the girls (or mares, for Cinn) they only just started liking. They don't know I know that part.
 
For the last 6 weeks of my sons' life, he had a smile again, thanks to you, through Cinn. No amount of money or gratitude can repay what you have done. But I write this letter to say thank you. Cinn helped my son, and he continues to help me, bless his heart. I would not be at the emotional place I am now without him, and for that, I give my inadequate thanks.
 
Forever your loyal customer,
Anon
 
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Dear Hassenfeld Brothers,
 
I'd like to express my satisfaction with your latest line of My Little Pony ponies. I received a Rainbow Dash for my 16th birthday; my parents believed it to be good for me to get a pet. I was feeling mildly depressed, and had very little motivation throughout the day. My grades were slipping because of this, and so my parents tried to fix it. They saved up for a period of 6 months, refusing to go out to eat, purchase any extraneous 'for fun' stuff, and both pulled extra hours at work. Of course, they didn't tell me any of this was going on, but I noticed.
 
When I finally did receive my pony, I was overjoyed. We very quickly bonded, and I helped raise her from filly to teenaged mare very quickly. Over that period of 3 weeks, I learned to love life again. She was the first one I saw every morning. We'd make breakfast together and talk about plans for the days or weekends. On top of that, we played together every day after school. Due to the personality built in, Rainbow is very dedicated to sports. We play basketball together, but I'm the only one in my school on the team. So we typically just do it for fun and exercise. I love how competitive she is; she's a very good sport, and knows how to make any play a good time.
 
Thanks to the combo of lots of physical activity and emotional support from Rainbow, I've recovered very well. My grades are back up, and I feel accepted again. After the car accident last year, I lost feeling in my legs; I'm paralyzed below the waist, but I don't care anymore. I'm happy to be alive, and I'm happy that I have Rainbow. Since she started accompanying me to school as a therapy animal (weird legal distinction, don't you think?), I've felt much more accepted. People are less willing to make fun of the school oddity when she's got a loyal friend like Rainbow on her side.
 
Thank you,
 
Anon
 
 
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Dear Hassenfeld Bros,
 
Hi there, Anon here. I'm writing to thank ya'll for the service my pony's provided me over the past 7 months. I live in a small town, and the pickins are slim for both friends and companionship of the sexual kind. I ordered a fast-growing Applejack a year ago, and couldn't be happier with my purchase.
 
I originally sought her out for manual labor, I will admit. I have a small farm (only way to get food in these parts), and most of my equipment was running down. It needed maintenance, and I didn't have time to do all of it myself. When I saw the catalog, I knew I needed an Applejack. I ordered one the day of, and received her less than a week later. When she arrived, I immediately started using the accelerant formula, and started her on some basic chores around the house. By week 2, I came home to a completely renovated home; AJ was already a workhorse. I set her off on the real farm by the next week's end, and things got so much easier after that.
 
In just 2 months, the farm had been completely revamped; the girl has a green hoof, and I'm practically useless out there now. Now, as I mentioned before, there's rather slim opportunity for sex in this community; but even if there was pussy galore, I think I still would've fallen for dear AJ. We started sleeping together, and treating each other more like partners, rather than pet or farmhand. For the past 4 months, I've been courting Applejack, and it's been working out great for the both of us.
 
Both of us are satisfied sexually, romantically, and in friendship. I have lots of fun with AJ every day; I love her, and I hope to live a long, happy life with her until the day I die. Thank you,
 
Anon
 
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Dear Hassenfeld Brothers,
 
I write to you today with a request for the next line of ponies. While I have an Applebloom pony, and I do love her very much, she's all grown up now. I've had her for 4 years, and over that time period, there was only 2 years where she appeared to be the same age as in the show. Now, she's all grown up, and while our time together is great, and I do love her very much, I do desire time with a filly again. She was very cute and perky at that age, and now that she's grown up, she's somewhat matured past the childishness that made her so endearing.
 
I remember a year ago, back in the last few days before she hit puberty, she saw a pony and her owner having sex in public (weird to think that was unusual just a few years ago). She asked what they were doing, and I had to rush her away to avoid having 'the talk.'
 
I want more of that. It only took a week before she found out what it was on the internet, and another week before she started making advances on me. I miss the innocence of her as a filly, and while our current relationship is great, sexually and otherwise, I desire the naivety of days past.
 
I do love my current pony; we've had many satisfying sessions, and ones I enjoy a lot. Because of that first encounter, she's developed a public sex kink, one I'm not too unhappy about. And yet, I want to make another purchase. This time, I don't want her to grow up. Perhaps some sort of anti-growth bottle to ship alongside the fast-growth bottle? I hope my suggestion isn't unreasonable,
 
Anon
 
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Dear Hassenfeld Brothers,
 
I have a question. Do ponies have legal rights? Specifically, can you charge a pony with sexual assault? My fatass neckbeard of a neighbor purchased a My Little Pony: Lyra model last year. She had, until 2 months ago, not been out of the house, and he and her had kept me up many hours into the night with their nightly sexual escapades.
 
2 months ago, as previously stated, he started showing her around the neighborhood. However, when she saw me, she got a very creepy look in her eyes. Since then, I have documented proof of more than 60 different cases of stalking, including, but not limited to:
 
1. Taking photos of me through my bathroom window while I'm showering, shitting, or even just cleaning the bathroom.
2. Taking photos of me when I'm getting dressed in the morning.
3. Taking photos of me while I'm nude around the house (she sabotaged my blinds the previous day, and set up an automatic camera system right outside my window)
4. Taking photos of me doing the dishes (???)
5. Stealing money from me or her owner and dropping it on the sidewalk, and then groping my ass when I bend over.
 
Like the faggot I apparently am (ask my neighbor), I don't enjoy the attention. If I can sue this Lyra, I will, but I need to know if I can. Please get back to me. She's filming me typing this out, and I'm tiring of her attempts to get my pants off while doing so.
 
Anon
 
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Dear Hassenfeld Brothers,
 
Hi! Lyra here. I heard from my friend that my neighbor and future lover, Anon, is writing to you about my supposed `stalker' behavior. I'm just telling you right out, it's not true. Maybe a little true. But either way, I love Anon, and we're going to get married. I'm writing because I'm trying to find the most effective way to force a humans' love, and all the literature that I've been able to find has been completely contradictory.
 
I was wondering if your scientists had figured it out. And also, if taking pictures of them at all times of day, photoshopping lovey dovey hearts onto those pictures, printing them professionally, framing them, hanging them all over your room, and then mailing him samples (and samples of my cum) at random intervals, is, well, part of the human courting ritual.
 
All the best,
 
~~Lyra~~
 
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Dear Hassenfeld Brothers,
 
Bon Bon, requesting advice. The Lyra next door has not stopped her advances on my Anon. All attempted deterrence efforts have failed. I was the one who suggested the 4AM sex, and I have faked screams far louder than Anon is capable of making me produce just to piss her off. Attempt backfired, made her desire his monkey dick even more.
 
Even after I licked all his spoons, the modern mare's way of claiming a mate, in full view of her network of cameras, she refused to back down. She is becoming a hazard to my relationship, and I need ways to deter her further. I have suggested several times that we simply move away, as my Anon has the money to do so. Attempts to suggest as much have been replied with "I have to get back at him" and "fuck that idea, I want that faggot to pay."
 
Because of these nonsensical ramblings, Lyra's attempt at stealing MY Anon, and the neighbor's general faggotry, I come to you for advice.
 
I hope you reply soon.
 
2*Bon
 
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Dear Hassenfeld Brothers,
 
I write to you today to tell you a story. See, some mofos were struttin down the street, right? Totally normal, man. I was inside, havin my tea, when them mofos, a man and his pone, hop my fence!! The fuck they think they doin, I thinks to myself. So I grab my shotgun, put down my tea, and head to the front door o'my crib, rite?
 
I slam open that shitty ass door, and I sees them fuckin in my front lawn! Shitty ass performance, too. Damn white niggas be poor ass lovahs. Either way, I had a loaded shotgun, he had a loaded white dick. There was no contest. I put what was left of their heads on a pair o'pikes out front, man. Feels good.
 
Stay fresh, mah nignogs. Merry Christmas.
 
Your Nigga,
 
Anon
 
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Dear Hassenfeld Bros,
 
Since I was born, 60 years ago, I haven't once encountered a creature as loving and kind as the Fluttershy I ordered when the first wave was released. I first ordered her when I was very sick; I needed a companion while I locked myself alone in my room. Even in the first wave, you advertised that they were immune to disease, so I decided that I needed a pony in my life. When she arrived, and she grew fast, I was initially shocked at how quickly my health recovered. Having a cute filly floating around the house for a week cleared it right up, I think. I purchased the fast growth option, and she matured by the time I was back to work. I totally fell in love. There was someone there, every time I came home, who was happy to see me. I had someone to talk to, and to share my passions with. After just a month, I purchased several more animals-not because she asked, but because she made me want them through HER passionate talks on them. After just a year, my house has become a small zoo! I loved it, though, and so did she.
 
See, it's been a good 40 years with her. Yesterday, a drunk driver hit her while we were crossing the street. We were headed to the pet store, to purchase feed for the genetically non-engineered horse we own. She fortunately died instantly, and the doctors tell me painlessly. I'm not doing okay. The animals need a caretaker, but I can't do it myself, and I cannot afford another Fluttershy; nor can I emotionally handle another one this soon after my loss. I only ask for help. I don't know what kind. But help.
 
Your forever kind customer,
 
Anon
 
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Dear Anon,
 
This is Kathy. I represent Hassenfeld Brothers in matters of pony loss, and I want to talk to you about how to help the current situation. I want to express my deepest condolences. We have several pony loss counselors, and we've already dispatched one of them to your house, along with several zoo specialists. They're coming with all the supplies you'll need; they'll take care of your animals for now.
 
I want to speak to you personally now. Anon, it breaks my heart to read your letter. I wish you the best, and all my good thoughts go out to you. I want you to know, one of my ponies wants to meet you. She heard your story, and instantly started begging to get to know you. Her name is Purple Nurple. If you want, I can bring her over personally, and we can talk about whatever you want. If that's too much, I'll let her know.
 
I hope you have a speedy recovery.
 
All the best in the world,
 
Kathy
 
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Hey, Kathy.
 
It's Anon again. I thank you so much for all you've done. It's been, what? Two months since I sent that letter? I think it has. I'm sending you this just to thank you, for once again making my life alright. I still miss Fluttershy, and I don't think that'll ever stop. But what you and Nurple have done is above and beyond the best I could've ever hoped for. You two have helped me to see the light again, and I love you for it.
 
Every time I called you at 3AM because I dreamed about her again, you answered. You told me it was going to be okay. Nurple, you helped me to see the joy in taking care of my animals again, and helped set things up with the construction ponies so I could do it myself again. Kathy, you went against corporate, and started a petition for pony rights; it's far from being over, but we've already won a few significant battles. The driver still walks free, but both of you have helped me be at peace with it.
 
Please, come over anytime. My door is open. You two saved my life.
 
Thank you so much.
 
Anon