Based on the pigeon man from hey Arnold.
 
>Be weird pegsi man
>When you got here you immediately saw the wonder of the bird ponies.
>You also learned damn quick they where everything you want.
>After months of growing a herd to a size that raises a few eyes of even the herd promoters you got everything you wanted.
>A bare bed that gains a blanket of pegsi at night, raw eggs of that mornings lays, Some special eggs you keep close in a feather bed with a heat lamp, and a special silver whistle to go with your overcoat.
>Speaking of which you wanted to go to ponyville market today.
>Unbuckling the leather straps attached to the overcoat you pull out the whistle and lick your lips.
>Every time your lips touch it you get a shiver down your back.
>Taking a deep breath you blow into the still silent whistle.
>Because it's the early morning your "herd" was still home.
>As the house explodes with flying pegsi you raise your hands skyward.
>Each member of your flock flies down and grabs a strap as they start to fly upwards.
"Remember girls. Always wash your berries before eating them. And fly towards the sun!"
>As you start to gain air you can't stop but smiling.
>You found a place where you can be happy.