"--And I swear that soccer ball was on FIRE when I kicked it into the net! You should have seen it! And that wasn't even my best play of the game, before that I--"
>Be Anon
>Once upon a time, your life had been beyond wonderful
>You lived in a land full of horses, you mooched off a princess, and you spent your day doing whatever the hell you wanted
>One day you'd be working in an apple field collecting magical apples, another you'd spend the whole day reading ancient tomes of incredible power
>You had seen dragons, gryphons, minotaurs, and everything in between
>And you had gotten laid
>A LOT
>You had fucked the princess that you were living with, her fellow princesses, her friends, neighbors, some really cute supermodel that as way into anal and cuddling
>One time, you may have even buttfucked a stallion during an impromptu orgy in the middle of town
>...
>But it had been cool, since you pulled out before you came
>Not gay if you don't finish inside...
>It had been an amazing, fantastic time; easily the best of your life
>A practical paradise on earth
>But, unfortunately, all good things must come to an end
>Your housemate/fuck buddy/friend Twilight had said that there was this mirror in the Crystal Empire that lead to a whole other world
>A world full of humans
>You, more than a little homesick despite all of the puss you were raking in, had eagerly gone with her to the Empire to see this mirror
>After getting a sweet tag-team blowie from Twiggles and one of Princess Cadence’s female guards, you had decided to poke your head through the portal to see if you'd be able to recognize anything
>You did not
>And that might have been the end of it except for one very big problem
>The mirror didn't seem to take kindly to you poking your head through like that
>REALLY didn't take kindly
 
 
>And it had decided to tell you so just as you were about to pull your head back into Equestria
>One second you were looking out at some park, the next you were splayed out on the ground, your head throbbing and your tailbone bruised
>Apparently this world didn't have a single human in it
>Not humans like you knew them anyway
>No, instead you found yourself in a world with human-ish versions of every little horse that you knew
>It was Equestria, but not really
>Now, ending up on the other side of this Not-Equestria wasn't all that bad for Twilight
>The girl had made it so that she could come and go between worlds as she pleased
>She had also said that once or twice a "human" had crossed the mirror without any trouble
>But you weren't like them
>You were the real deal
>An actual homo sapien
>Unlike everyone here, you had absolutely no magic in you
>Not a drop
>Which mean that, for some reason or another, you couldn't cross back into your Equestria
>For now
>Twilight was working around the clock to fix the mess you found yourself in
>She had also been nice enough to pull a few strings on this side, and because of it you had a place to stay and food to eat
>But there was a price for this security
>A heavy, heavy price
>You had to go back for school until Twilight could finish working on her spell
>But not just any school
>High school
>Fucking. High school.
>The place that you hated more than anything as a teenager, you had to re-enroll as a grown ass man
 
 
>Apparently, along with being trapping you in this weird ass world, the mirror had also gone and made you a couple years younger
>...Somehow
>You had absolutely no idea how that fucking mirror could do something like that but whatever…
>What with you being non-magical and all…
>You know the reason you couldn’t go BACK through the stupid thing...
>And because of that magical fuckery, you were too young to go out and get a real job, or own a car or a fucking gun
>The nice, huge-titted Celestia that had been nice enough to take you in had suggested that you enroll in her school to both keep up appearances and to keep yourself busy
>You, of course, had refused, but even here sun-horse could talk a donkey--or in this case suspiciously jewish men and women-- out of all of their bits
>So here you found yourself
>Back in school
>With a backpack and notebooks and homework and everything
>AND YOU FUCKING HATED IT!
>YOU HATED IT SO MUCH!
>FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING HORSESHIT!
>WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST STAY AT HOME WHEN TWILIGHT ASKED YOU TO FUCKING GO WITH HER?!
>YOU COULD HAVE HAD STARLIGHT BLOW YOU THE WHOLE DAY!
>THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT!
>You couldn't help but grumble, taking a big bite out of your egg-sausage-biscuit thing
>First bell hadn't even rang yet
>All of the students were packed in the cafeteria for breakfast
>You were trying your best to study for a fucking history test that you needed to take at third period but Rainbow, who was a pain in the ass even here, was doing her best to talk your ear off
>"--I'm tellin' you, Anon, that weighted vest training is really paying off!" the rainbow-haired girl said, flexing a bicep. "I was WAY faster last night than I've EVER been!"
"Rainbow, can you shut the fuck up for the next ten minutes please? I'm trying to study for this test," you grumbled, taking another bite out of your sandwich and chewing slowly
>Goddammit...
>It tasted exactly the same as the ones in your school...
>Fucking shitty, cheap ass food
>Grimacing, you picked up your chocolate milk and took a sip of it
>"Pft, come on, it's just history," Rainbow said with a wave. "It's the easiest class in the world!"
 
 
>You frown as you flipped the page of the little study sheet that you had made yourself
"It might be for YOU, but I have no fucking idea about this world's history.”
>Rainbow snorted
>"I'm tellin' ya, it's not gonna be hard at all," she told you. "Even if it gives you that much trouble I'll just let you cheat off me, so you’ll be fine.”
>Pfffff
>Fucking good one
"I might to pretty fucking stupid, Dash, but there's no way in hell I'm dumb enough to cheat off your blue ass."
>Rainbow bristled
>"Whatcha mean? I'm AWESOME at taking tests!"
"Last week you somehow managed to get a negative score on that english essay."
>"So? Mr. Cranky made that thing IMPOSSIBLE!"
"It was three paragraphs about a time from your childhood. Three paragraphs."
>"Yeah, impossible!"
>You stopped your studying for a moment to just place a hand over your face and sigh
>Why did you keep sitting next to this girl every fucking morning?
"Look, do me a favor and just be quiet for a second. Principal Celestia has really been riding my ass about getting my grades up and--"
>You jumped when you felt someone pressing themselves against you
>Two slender arms wrapped themselves around your chest
>"Hey, stud~" someone said with a girlish giggle. "How's my stallion doing this morning~?"
>You frowned, lifting your gaze from your study sheet
>Leaning back, you wiggled
>...
>Wait a second...
>You recognize those boobs pressed up against your back.
>A sigh escaped you as your assailant gave your earlobe a nibble
 
 
"Hey, Sunset."
>Looking over your shoulder, you could see the bacon-haired girl in all of her glory
>Sunset smiled, giving you a look that would have made Anon Jr. tear through your jeans in arousal had you not been such a cynical and beaten down creature
>Before you could so much as blink, the girl was sitting in your lap with her nose buried in the nape of your neck
>You could feel her inhaling deeply, taking in your scent
>Along with being pretty much exact copies of their pony counterparts, a lot of "humans" had more than a few of their quirks
>They had no sense of personal space, smells were a pretty big thing, they'd sing at a drop of a hat, along with some... other things
>After you had spent the weekend with Sunset "studying", the ex-villainess had realized that you didn't have some of these... other things, and she had taken a liking to you
>The kind of liking that would have made you uncomfortable had she not been a smoking hot girl
>"I didn't see you on the bus," she said, nuzzling your face
"I wanted to come a little early, so I just got Celestia to take me."
>Pressing her chest against yours, Sunset let out a whimper
>"It's not fair that she gets to live with you," she said. "She's got you all to herself all night while I only get you during school~"
>Looking down at her shirt, you noticed that she wasn't wearing a bra
>Again, if the universe and whatever god ruled it wasn't conspiring against you, you might have gotten a little hot under the collar
>But right now you just couldn't
>The history test, the sandwich, and fucking Rainbow had already drained the life out of you this morning
>So instead of ogling and/or groping her, like you usually would have in any other case, you did your best to look down at your notes
"You ready for the history test?"
>"Of course," she said, wiggling in your lap. "I've been studying since this weekend.”
>You felt a pair of hands making their way down your stomach
>Feeling a tug on your zipper, you quickly reached down and flicked Sunny right on the knuckle
 
"Hey, quit it, I'm trying to study right now."
>Sunset let out a whine
>"Come on, just a quickie before the bell rings. It'll be quick I promise."
"It's never quick with you."
>"No, it's never quick with YOU, silly," the girl said, giving you a kiss on the nose. "That’s why I love you so much. Now why don't you fuck your mare~?"
>Small hands continued to work on your zipper and button
>You did the best that you could, flicking her with as much vigor as you could manage, but you quickly found yourself with unbuttoned pants
"Come on, Sunny. Will you give me a break just for a couple of periods?" you begged, wrapping your arms around the girl so she couldn't slip those hands of hers in your pants. "I really need to study for this test."
>"But I NEED to feel you inside of me," Sunset said, rubbing herself against you. "I'm in heat and I need my stallion~"
"Humans here don't go into heat."
>Sunset leaned over and moaned in your ear
>"You make this filly go into heat every time she sees you, Nonny. Now whip out that big, fat cock and put a baby in me~"
>Frowning, you reached for your sandwich, only to grab air
>...
>Where the fuck...?
>You looked down at the table, seeing that you breakfast had up and disappeared
"Where the fuck is my food?"
>The sounds of chewing slowly made you turn your head to see Rainbow munching on your sausage-egg sandwich
"Hey! I was fucking eating that!" you barked
>"No you weren't," Rainbow said, sending bits of egg and biscuit everywhere. "You were about to fuck Sunset."
"I was not! I'm studying for my fucking test!"
>"I'm telling you dude, that test isn't going to be that bad. It's gonna be multiple choice with like one paragraph question. So why don't you go ahead and just fuck her then? She really looks like she needs it."
 
>"I do," Sunset whined, wiggling a hand downward to grab your junk through your jeans. "I need it so bad~"
"And I need to pass this stupid test!"
>"You're going to pass, dude. It's not a big deal."
>"YOU'RE not the one that lives with the fucking princi--"
>"Anon E. Mous, Sunset! What in the world do you think you're doing?"
>You looked away from Rainbow to see Ms. Cheerilee looming over you, arms crossed
>...Shit
>You were getting a little loud, weren't you?
>You loosened your grip on Sunset
>This allowed the bacon-haired girl to slip a hand down your pants to grab your johnson
>"I'm sorry about the noise, Mrs. Cheerilee," she said, rubbing her thumb gently against your shaft. "This stud here was about to put a baby in me."
>Cheerilee's eyes narrowed
>"Put a baby in you?"
>Sunset nodded
>"Yep! He was about to bend me over this table and fill me to the brim~"
>The bubble gum teacher stared at both you and Sunset for a few moments, before letting out a 'harrumph’
>"Fine, but please make sure to keep your voices down. And Anon, if I keep hearing that kind of language you'll be hearing from the principal."
>You bit back a curse, a shiver running up your spin as Sunset continued to stroke you
"Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am."
>With that, Cheerilee left
>You watched her go, your frown deepening as you grabbed Sunset's hand and pulled it out of your pants
>You know, it's pretty fucked up that you're the guy that has to keep shooting down a smoking hot girl for free sex...
>You didn't like it...
>...
>Still though, you needed to study
"I'm serious, Sunny," you said, placing her own hand on her thigh and giving it a pat. "After I'm done with my history test I'd be happy to fuck you in the bathroom or something."
>For the first time since she had plopped down on your lap, Sunset frowned
>Her eyes narrowed slightly, and she just looked at you
>You returned her gaze, feeling a bit uneasy
>This unease only grew when she leaned away from you and stopped rubbing against you
>Oh shit...
>You felt a barrage coming...
>Sunset held your gaze for a second or two longer before looking away
>"Alright, fine," she said, giving you a kiss on the cheek before hopping out of your lap
>...
"Really?"
>"Of course," Sunset said with a smile. "Just because I want you to show everyone here why you've ruined me I understand that you want to get a good grade on your test. We can do this later."
>Your nose scrunched up in confusion
>Usually, Sunset wouldn't leave you alone until you made her cum in some way
>But she just went and gave up...?
>Sunset dusted herself off, her smile turning just a hair sinister as she looked up at you
>"Hey, before you go back to your studying do you mind telling me how this looks?"
>Unbuttoning her pants, Sunset turned around
>Sticking out her butt a bit, she began pulling them down slowly
>You watched as inch after inch of perfect, perky bubble butt was revealed to you
>As she exposed more of her backside to you, you could see the cutiemarks on her hips
>But you could see something else...
>...
>There...
>There was something sticking out of her butt?
 
 
>Looking over her shoulder, Sunset giggled
>"Yesterday the girls and I were at the mall and I saw this," she said, bending over. "It reminded me of you so I decided to get it~"
>What was she--
>Oh fucking Jesus...
>Your eyes widened when you saw what was in Sunny's ass
>It was a buttplug
>A green buttplug with a questionmark on the bottom
>"Do you like it?" Sunset asked, shaking her ass from side to side
>Norman, who was walking past your table with a half dozen bottles of chocolate milk, paused midstep
>Looking at the sex toy lodged deep in Sunny, he let out a whistle
>"Huh... That looks pretty good."
>"I know right?" Rainbow said, pride thick in her voice. "We spent like three hours looking for that thing. It's a bit too big for me, but Sunset here had to have it."
>"But not for me," Sunset said with a moan, running a hand through her hair. "It might be big, but it's nothing compared to my stallion. My huge, thick stallion~"
>Norman nodded, looking over at you
>"That's a pretty nice lookin' plug, eh Anon?"
>You open your mouth to say something, but end up covering it with a hand
>You stare at the buttplug for a minute straight, then at Sunset's ass and her thick, long legs
>Lifting your hand from your mouth, you tried to speak again
>Before you could utter your first syllable your hand was back over your mouth
>On the third attempt you finally managed it
"Yes... Yes it is."
>"So you like it then?" Sunset asked, taking a half-step back and bending over a bit more so you her ass was almost literally in your face
>Looking down at her panties, you saw that they were absolutely soaked, along with her legs and, of course, her cunt
>Your eyes wandered back to the buttplug, and your cock throbbed
 
 
"I do. I really, really like it."
>Through sheer force of will, you tore your gaze from Sunset and looked over at your study sheet
>...
>Fuck it
>Standing up, you began pulling down your pants
"Alright, you win. Get over here."
>Sunset stood up and turned around just as your cock sprang from your boxers
>She stared down at it, rubbing her thighs together
>There was a smile on her face
>That "I won but I'm too smug to say anything" smile that girls were so good at
>"Right away, my stallion," she cooed
>Closing the distance between the two of you, she tried to wrap her arms around your neck, lips puckered
>But you weren't having no foreplay today
>Ducking under her arms, you stepped behind her
>Grabbing her hips, you slammed her against the table with enough force to make the thing screech a half foot forward
>"Hey now, easy dude," Rainbow said as Sunset let out what sounded suspiciously like a whinny. "You almost made me spill my milk."
>You reared back a hand and slapped Sunset's ass
>"Yes!" the bacon-haired girl yelled, her fingernails leaving marks against the table. "Harder!"
>Rearing back again, you slapped her hard enough that it stung your hand like a motherfucker
"I don't give a shit, Rainbow," you growled, shaking out the hand before grabbing Sunset's hips and pressing your manhood against her soaked pussy
>...
>Wait…
>Rainbow didn’t buy any milk…
>Looking over at her, you saw that this dyke was drinking YOUR milk
 "And that's not your milk. That's mine!"
>"You didn't look like you were going to finish it so I thought I'd be a good friend and do it for you."
>Sunset tried to push her ass backward, but you slammed her back against the table, grabbing a fistful of hair and giving it a yank for good measure
 
 
>"Oh FUCK YES~!" she screamed, her knees knocking together
>You gave her ass another slap, then another, glaring at Dash
"That cost a dollar fifty and you drank half of that thing. You owe me seventy-five cents."
>Rainbow's eyes widened as you slowly pushed into Sunset
>"What?! No way dude! I just took a sip!"
>"Yessssss! Put a baby in meeeeeeeee..."
>You gritted your teeth
>It might not have been glorious horse pussy, but being an ex-horse gave Sunset spectacular vaginal control
>You gently bucked your hips, forcing inch after inch into her
>Her cunt tensed and flexed, trying to coax you out of your seed
>You gave her cheeks a few more slaps, which she seemed to enjoy very much by the noises she made
"You drank half the fucking thing, you pain in the ass, and you're getting me a new milk."
>"But then I won't have enough money for lunch!"
"I saw you buy ten bucks worth of junk food yesterday."
>"Yeah, and if I get you a milk I won't be able to get my chips OR my chocolate chip cookie!"
>You could see the muscles on Sunset's back tightening through her shirt, her breath becoming ragged
>For a moment, you just took a moment to admire the girl in front of you
>You also looked down at you cock, watching it disappear into her
>Man...
>That was never going to get old...
>You grunted, leaning forward and wrapping a hand around Sunset's middle
>Letting go of her hair, you slid your other hand under her shirt to cup a heavy breast
>Giving it a squeeze, you gave her neck a hard nip before savagely thrusting your hips forward
>The table screeched, and the last inch or two of your cock slammed into her
>Sunset's body tensed, her mouth open wide in a silent scream and her eyes rolling to the back of her head
>You felt her shaking beneath you
>Her cunt went wild, rippling around your length as a burst of girl cum soaked her pants and the floor
 
 
>"A-Aha~! Oh sweet Celestia, I love your c-cock so much..."
>Norman, who was just standing there watching you as you fucked your girlfriend/whatever the fuck she was, looked down at all of the milk in his hands
>"Hey... how about I just give you one of these, Anon?" he offered. "I think I might have bought a few too many..."
"You think?" you said, grinding your hips against Sunset's ass, making the girl squeal as she road out her orgasm
>"I don't even know why I bought so many. I was just going in there to by one of those little cereal box thingys and I came out with all of these," Norman continued, sitting at the edge of your table
>You took a deep breath, savoring Sunset’s scent as you began to pull back
>She let out a whine, but that quickly turned into a moan as you slammed your hips forward
>"I'll take... a milk. Chocolate if you... don't mind."
>"That's fine. I got like three of them."
"Thanks... Appreciate it."
>Your other hand found its way under Sunset's shirt
>Finding her nipple, you began rolling it between your fingers
>”YES~!" Sunset moaned. "TREAT ME LIKE THE DIRTY FILLY I AM!"
>Her pussy clamped down on you hard
>You gritted your teeth, your cock firing a spurt of pre inside of her
>You pulled back until half of your length was inside of her before thrusting forward
>Pausing for a moment, you did it again and again, deepening your strokes with each thrust
>The sounds of wet, meaty slapping soon began echoing throughout the cafeteria
>There was no tenderness in your movements
>You weren’t making love to this beautiful horse-girl
>This was fucking
>You bite down on Sunny's shoulder, closing your eyes and just enjoying the feeling her of ass bouncing against your lap
>Rainbow shook her head when Sunset let out another loud scream, cumming again
>"Geeze, I like a good fuck as much as the next girl but I really don't get why you'd want to go for as long as you do, Sunny," she said, leaning against the side of the table as you kept pounding into Sunset, harder and faster with each passing moment. "There's only so much a girl can take before conking out."
 
 
>"Buck me! Treat me like a breeding mare! Put your foals in meeeeee!" Sunset cried, ignoring her friend completely
>"What’s crazy is how long Anon's going," Norman said, popping open one of his milks and taking a sip. “What is this? Two minutes, three? I’m lucky if I can go thirty seconds.”
> “I’m a solid fifty seconds flat,” Rainbow said, puffing her chest out a pride. “Not to brag or anything.”
"BUCK! RIGHT THERE! R-RIGHT THERE! BY CELESTIA'S S-SUN, IT FEELS LIKE YOU’RE IN MY STOMACH!!"
>Sunset's legs gave out on orgasm four
>By five the smell of sweat and sex was in the air, and your pants were as soaked as Sunny's
>Somewhere during the seventh or eight, you found yourself once again yanking Sunset by her hair as she bounced back onto your cock, her face cheek pressed against the table
>"Cum... In me... Please..." she breathlessly begged, her knuckles white as she held the edge of the table. "Breed your... mare."
>You let out a snarl, pounding into her as she let out another hoarse yell and came yet again
>Out of the corner of your eye, you could see some guys and girls getting into it
>Sandalwood was fucking some freshmen on the floor
>You could see Flitter and CloudChaser scissoring on a table
>Even Cheerilee was on her knees blowing one of the juniors and jerking off two others, with a group of guys circled around her, cocks at the ready
>You let out a groan
>That familiar ticklish sensation was beginning to build up
>With each thrust you could feel yourself leaking pre
>You had half a mind to take Sunset up on her offer
>Blow your load inside of her and leave her there half-naked and dead to the world on the table
>But...
>Not stopping your thrusting, you looked over at Rainbow
>The rainbow-haired girl was leafing through your notes
>Fantastic...
>You continued fucking Sunset until you could feel your pleasure just about ready to boil over
>As Sunset let out another shriek, cumming everywhere, you pulled out of her and turned your rock hard, throbbing, cum-soaked dick toward the pain in the ass sitting next to you
 
 
>If she wanted to drink something of yours you'd GIVE her something to drink
"Rainbow!"
>As she looked up you took a half step forward, grabbing the back of her head
>"HEY! What are you--thmp!"
>The moment she opened her mouth, you thrusted forward into her mouth
>Rainbow's eyes widened hugely as they snapped up to look at you
>To close to orgasm to care if she bit down or not, you shoved yourself right down her throat
>You felt her gag around your length, though she did nothing to slap you away
>"H-Hey!" Sunset said, slowly lifting her head to look at you. "That's m-my... c-cum..."
>You ignored her, grabbing Rainbow's head with both hands so you could properly facefuck her
>After the second or two, you could feel her start to gently suckle, putting that big mouth of hers to work
>"GULK ,GULP, GUK, GUP!"
>Spit and pre began to coat the soccer jock's face
>With each thrust you could feel your balls slapping against her chin
>You found yourself growling when you felt her tongue begin to lap at your shaft
>Yeah...
>You fucking take it, you dyke...
>The ticklish sensation started to build up
>You were getting close...
>Just a little more...
>Your toes curled as the first spurt of cum flew out of your tip
>Rainbow gagged as the cum hit the back of her throat
>She tried to pull again but you slammed her forward, driving her nose into your groin
>You groaned, cumming again and again
>Rainbow did her best to swallow each load, but she once or twice you could feel her gag
>Cum shot out the corners of her mouth and her nose, tears streaming down her face
>Still though, she took it like a champ, so you decided to take pity on the girl
 
 
>Pulling your cock out of her mouth, you fired your last few shots onto her face as she had a little coughing fit
>Though nothing compared to your first few spurts, there was still enough gas in the tank to coat her mouth, nose, an eye, and even parts of her hair
>"Dude... What the *cough* heck?" she demanded, cracking open a cum-drenched eyelid to glare at you
"That's... for taking my... breakfast," you said, before turning back toward Sunset
>You could see that she was trying her hardest to glare at you, but the combination of pleasure and exhaustion made her look more cute than angry
>Sitting down heavily into a chair, you leaned forward and wrapped your arms around her
"Come 'er," you said, tiredly pulling her onto your lap
>"That cum... was supposed to be for... me," she said, her nose cutely scrunching
>You let out a sigh as you felt her ass in your lap, wrapping your arms around her belly and holding her close
"I'll fuck you... after the test," you promised, pressing your face against her back. "Put babies in... you and everything..."
>"You... better," Sunset said, reaching down and grabbing your softening member
>"Great job man!" Norman said, raising a hand. "High five!"
"No," you said without missing a beat, rubbing your cheek against Sunny's teeth-marked shoulder
>Norman's hand lowered
>"Sunset? How about you?"
>Sunset ignored him, letting out a giggle as you gave one of her teats a grope
>Norman's hand lowered to the table, a small frown on his face
>"Well fuck you too guys..."
>"Language, Norman!" a cum soaked Cheerilee called across the room, planting a kiss on a sophomore’s cock. "Now come on boys, paint this dirty teacher~"