>Be Twilight Sparkle
>"You wanna fucking go, shortie?"
>"If you keep running your mouth this shortie is gonna knock you down a peg or two, you cunt!"
>"Yeah?"
>"YEAH!"
>Be not having a very good time
>You didn't even know what had happened
>One minute you were talking to Fluttershy about tomorrow's chemistry test, the next Sunset and Gilda were in each other's faces
>And this wasn't the we're-gonna-scream-at-each-other-and-leave kind of in each other's faces either
>Rainbow and Applejack were standing just behind Sunset, butting heads with two of Gilda's friends
>Sunset was pushing and shoving Gilda, a scowl on her face and her eyes blazing
>Gilda, meanwhile, was smirking down at the shorter woman
>"You think you're hot shit, tatertot? Well, you better square the fuck up then," she said
>Sunset growled
>"Oh I'll do more than square up, you fro-fro little pain in the ass!"
>Gilda snorted
>With a hard shove she sent Sunset stumbling backward, nearly knocking her off her feet
>You twitched, hugging your books to your chest
>It didn't take a genius to see that this was going to be bad on so MANY levels
>And you didn't even mean the disciplinary actions that all of the girls fighting were going to probably get
>There was a high chance of damaging the lockers since Rainbow and Applejack looked ready to throw down
>And you weren't too sure whether Sunset could even take the big girl in front of her, righteous anger or not
>And then there was the chance of you getting pulled into this nonsense
>You didn't want to fight anybody!
>You were a nerd, with nerd muscles and nerd hands
>Any girl here could beat you up and down the halls
>And you didn't want that shit!
>"Why don't you just go and fuck off in the other direction?" the bully suggested with a hand gesture. "I'd really hate to hit a man with tits like you."
>Sunset's eyes widened
>"Oh FUCK you!" she snarled, rolling up a sleeve. "I'm gonna--"
 
>Before your bacon-haired friend could charge into her doom, you heard a voice carry over all of the excited chatter all around you
>It was slow, careful, but DEEP
> It almost reminded you of two rocks grinding together, or maybe the sound a tree made as it slowly fell
>"Sunset?"
>The crowds parted
>Why wouldn't they?
>The one making his way toward you all wasn't exactly someone that could be stopped
>Sunset froze, looking over her shoulder
>Gilda and the other girls also stopped what they were doing to look at the speaker
>It was Anon, Sunset's boyfriend
>Also known as the biggest human that you had ever had the pleasure, or displeasure, of knowing
>Gilda, being a very strapping gal, was about six foot two
>But Anon, slowly making his way through the crowds with a slow, swaying stride, towered above her
>Above her, the lockers, even the door frames
>You had no idea how big Anon actually was, because Sunset didn't want you to use a tape measurer on him because she thought it'd hurt his feelings, but he must have been at least eight feet tall
>And not only was he tall he was big all around
>Not the fat kind of big either
>More like the amazonian kind of big like in those mangas that you most certainly didn't read in your spare time
>Once, you had heard one of the meaner guys call him the mountain behind Anon's back
>Still though, that guy hadn't been completely wrong
>Anon may have been as dangerous as a puppy but he was large enough to be called that...
>Anon blinked, looking between Sunset and Gilda
>"And what's going on here?" he asked, his voice shockingly gentle as always
>Sunset frowned
>"Hon, why don't you go out and wait in the car?" she said. "I'll be down in a second."
>Gilda turned her attention from Anon to sneer at Sunset
>"Oh? And here I thought you were going to fight like a girl, you dyke," she mocked, poking Sunset's chest
>"Fuck off," Sunset growled, her hands clenching into fist's
 
>"Why don't you try to make me?" Gilda replied, bending down to get in her face. "If you don't think I won't beat your ass in front of your boy then you got another thing coming, dyke."
>Anon's face scrunched up
>"Hey, don't you go calling my Sunny Bunny names," he said, the dullest edges working its way into his voice
>Sunset twitched as if slapped
>"Anon! Don't call me that right now, please," she hissed
>Gilda's grin widened
>"What's the matter, Sunny Bunny? Your stallion making you blush?" she asked, slapping Sunset on the back of her head. "You gonna cry?"
>Anon pursed his lips, brushing past you with an "excuse me"
>"There's absolutely nothing wrong with calling my Sunny Bunny Sunny Bunny," he said
>Some of the girls around you snickered, some of them chuckled
>Sunset blushed
>"Anon, PLEASE just like me handle this!"
>"Are you sure you wanna? Because from the looks of things your boy toy has more tits than you, dyke," Gilda said with a chuckle
>Sunset gritted her teeth
>"Oh that's fucking IT!"
>The irritation on Anon's face quickly turned to worry when he saw Sunset cock a fist back
>Darting forward with a surprising amount of speed for someone his size--almost bowling over Rainbow, Applejack, and the two other girls in the process--Anon wrapped his arms around his girlfriend and held her close
>"And what do you think you're doing, miss?" he asked, lifting her in the air with ease
>"Anon! You put me down right now!" Sunset cried, kicking and wiggling. "I need to beat that dykes fucking ass!"
>"You're not getting into any fights," Anon said gently. "And please don't swear like that."
>"Let me go!"
>"No. We have a wonderful weekend planned and I don't want anything to ruin it."
>If Gilda didn't look smug before she sure as sugar looked like it now
>"You gonna go to the spa , dyke?" she jeered. "Oh oh! Maybe you're gonna go see some fancy play or go clothes shopping!"
>This had many girls laughing
 
>Sunset wiggled harder, a blush creeping onto her face
>"F--Screw you!" she snapped
>Anon's gaze settled on Gilda
>His eyes narrowed slightly
>"Sunset and I are actually going to go to the spa this Saturday," he said. "Is that a problem?"
>Both Gilda and Sunset's eyes widened, one in joy and one in horror
>"A-Anon!" Sunset sputtered
>"No shit, really?" Gilda said, laughing.
>"Yes. My Sunny Bunny likes to get a massage--."
>"Anon. Shut. Up. Please."
>"--and her nails down because they get all chipped and cracked."
>"Anon!"
>"And after that we'll usually get our hair done if we need to."
>"Anon!"
>Anon, now frowning, set his horrified and red-faced girlfriend down and made his way toward Gilda
>"And what's wrong with that anyways? Just because a girl wants to look her best doesn't mean anything."
>You had to strain to hear what he was saying because girls were laughing too hard
>Even Rainbow and Applejack, who had been ready to throw punches to help your friend, were desperately holding onto each other so they didn't fall over
>You, on the other hand, weren't laughing
>How could you?
>Your poor sis was having her reputation destroyed right in front of you
>Anon, bless his heart, wasn't doing it on purpose, but that didn't mean he was making her look like a little boy right now
>Gilda, who also seemed to have trouble laughing, placed a hand on Anon's shoulder
>"Oh, this is fucking GREAT! This is WAY better than beating your ass, you dyke!"
>Anon's brow furrowed
>"Don't call my Sunny a dyke please."
>"Or what?" Gilda asked, trying her best to get in the big man's face. "Are you gonna tell me on me? Or maybe cry? Or--Hey!"
>With his jaw set, Anon placed his hands underneath Gilda's arms and lifted her up
>Again, just like with Sunset, there was no strain on his face as he did this
>"Put me down you fucking giant!" Gilda said, thrashing around as he carried her over toward an open locker. "If you don't think I won't hit a guy you got another--opmh!"
 
>All of jeering and laughter stopped as you all watched Anon stuff Gilda into the locker
>Gilda struggled as hard as she could, but it was no use
>Anon carefully pushed her in the too-small locker and closed it behind her
>He then turned toward all of you
>"Sunset is my sweet cinnamon bun that's too pure for this world," he said. "And I won't have any of you saying anything mean about her."
>Rainbow took this moment to snort
>"Fucking whipped..."
>Anon looked over at her before walking over and picking her up
>She let out a squawk as he turned her upside down
>"Anon! I swear to god!" she yelled as he reached for one of the closed lockers. "Don't you dare!"
>Wrenching open the locker, Anon shoved her in it upside down and closed it, turning back toward the crowd
>Sunset, blushing so hard that it you could see it creeping down her chest, covered her face with her hands
>"Oh sweet Celestia above..."
>Anon paid her no mind, crossing his arms
>"Now, my Sunny Bunny and I are going to leave and we're going to have a wonderful weekend that'll probably end on the couch snuggling because Sunny is the biggest cuddle bug you'll ever meet," he said, that edge creeping back into his voice. "Does anyone have a problem with that?"
>The girls in the crowd looked at each other
>"Nope."
>"Naha."
>"Good for her."
>"I heard doing to the spa was good for you anyway..."
>With a nod, Anon walked over and picked up his girlfriend bridal style
>Sunset, still covering her face, did nothing to stop him
>"Good. Now if you'll excuse me the two of us have a nice day."
>With that, he left, all of you watching
>It wasn't until he had left that someone actually spoke
>"You know... that's kind of hot..."