>Be Micro >Life is horrible. >You have no friends. >Everytime you try to do anything, your narcolepsy kicks in and you fall asleep. >You usually stay in bed all day. >Everyday you say you're gonna kill yourself, but just as you are about to get into the noose, you fall asleep. >Today was different. >You just chugged down a Red Bull. >Today will be the day you end it. >You hop onto the chair and put your head through the noose >Goodbye, world. >Just then you hear a voice. >Whatever it was it didn't matter. >You kick the chair out from under you...     >You wake up in a dark, damp room. >For some reason your neck really hurt... >What were you doing again? >You look around at all your friends. >Oh right, going back to sleep... >THE END