[1:36:50 PM] נחשף: search pants
[1:37:01 PM] nooobdog: You are in a bathroom, nothing special, a toilet, a door, a sink, a bathtub.
[1:37:07 PM] kmscmt's ghost: rape sink drain
[1:37:30 PM] נחשף: inb4 your cock is stuck and you die from starvation
[1:37:35 PM] GrapePie: open toilet seat
[1:37:45 PM] kmscmt's ghost: rape nothing special
[1:37:54 PM] kmscmt's ghost: give flowers to door
[1:38:29 PM] Gavin: rape toilet
[1:39:03 PM] nooobdog: You stick your long hard member inside the sink drain, and only the tip fits, but that doesn't stop you. You keep on pushing in and out and finally cum all inside it.
[1:39:14 PM] kmscmt's ghost: hot
[1:39:32 PM] nooobdog: hot IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[1:39:42 PM] GrapePie: dick gets stuck
[1:39:53 PM] MEATSPINNER: equip sink
[1:40:06 PM] nooobdog: dick gets stuck in what?
[1:40:11 PM] GrapePie: hey, this is fun
[1:40:25 PM] GrapePie: in drain
[1:40:32 PM] nooobdog: hey, this is fun IS NOT AVAILABE FOR THAT
[1:40:34 PM] MEATSPINNER: equip toilet paper
[1:40:48 PM] kmscmt's ghost: take dick out of drain
[1:40:49 PM] nooobdog: You take the toilet paper.
[1:40:51 PM] kmscmt's ghost: OPEN DOOR
[1:40:57 PM] MEATSPINNER: wield toilet seat
[1:41:04 PM] MEATSPINNER: attack door with toilet seat
[1:41:28 PM] nooobdog: You attempt to open the door but upon closer inspection it's locked.
[1:41:34 PM] Gavin: eat door
[1:41:50 PM] GrapePie: [1:41 PM] MEATSPINNER:
 
<<< attack door with toilet seat
[1:42:07 PM] nooobdog: You try to eat the door and chip your tooth. Ouch.
[1:42:19 PM] MEATSPINNER: pick up chip
[1:42:42 PM] kmscmt's ghost: call your friend stevie
[1:42:55 PM] nooobdog: You look hard and find the small chip of your tooth on the ground.
[1:43:09 PM] MEATSPINNER: combine toilet seat and chip
[1:43:35 PM] nooobdog: NOT APPLICABLE COMBINABLE ITEMS
[1:44:15 PM] kmscmt's ghost: combine dick and toilet
[1:44:27 PM] nooobdog: NOT APPLICABLE COMBINABLE ITEMS
[1:44:30 PM] MEATSPINNER: insert toilet paper into toilet
[1:44:40 PM] kmscmt's ghost: insert dick into toilet paper roll
[1:44:52 PM] GrapePie: combine window cleaner and sopa to make explosives
[1:45:08 PM] GrapePie: sopa...
[1:45:14 PM] nooobdog: You put the toilet paper in the toilet. It's now soggy and barely usable. Good job.
[1:45:15 PM] GrapePie: sope
[1:45:22 PM] MEATSPINNER: force toilet paper down toilet
[1:45:37 PM] nooobdog: sope IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[1:45:47 PM] GrapePie: suap
[1:45:48 PM] GrapePie: supa
[1:45:51 PM] GrapePie: spis
[1:46:05 PM] MEATSPINNER: flush toilet
[1:46:07 PM] nooobdog: suap IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[1:46:12 PM] GrapePie: soap
[1:46:35 PM] nooobdog: soap IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[1:46:36 PM] kmscmt's ghost: open door
[1:46:53 PM] nooobdog: The door's locked.
[1:47:03 PM] kmscmt's ghost: look under door
[1:47:15 PM] MEATSPINNER: is the toilet clogged yet i tried to clog the toilet
[1:47:37 PM] GrapePie: insert penis under door
[1:47:45 PM] nooobdog: You look under the door and see some light peering in from the other side.
[1:48:02 PM] kmscmt's ghost: back up to opposite end of room
[1:48:10 PM] kmscmt's ghost: sprint full force into door
[1:48:25 PM] GrapePie: !give hint
[1:49:02 PM] nooobdog: You sprint and tackle into the door but it is futile, all you have now is a bruise on your shoulder.
[1:49:21 PM] kmscmt's ghost: cry
[1:49:49 PM] nooobdog: You start crying for no reason. Fucking pussy.
[1:50:05 PM | Edited 1:50:07 PM] kmscmt's ghost: yell for help while choking on your tears
[1:50:14 PM] GrapePie: http://pixelkitties.deviantart.com/art/Hi-Resolution-Equestria-Map-318946279
[1:50:56 PM] nooobdog: You yell for help whilst crying but nothing happens.
[1:52:01 PM] GrapePie: pick lock
[1:52:14 PM] nooobdog: With what?
[1:52:33 PM] kmscmt's ghost: fashion crowbar out of dreams and pry door open
[1:52:38 PM] GrapePie: your dick
[1:52:39 PM] GrapePie: duh
[1:53:03 PM] nooobdog: NOT APPLICABLE WITH CURRENT SITUATION
[1:53:26 PM] GrapePie: search bathroom for usable items
[1:54:31 PM] nooobdog: You look around the bathroom for a while to find something and find a bobby pin in the medicine cabinet.
[1:54:44 PM] kmscmt's ghost: eat bobby pin
[1:55:17 PM] nooobdog: You eat the bobby pin and barely swallow it down.
[1:55:20 PM] GrapePie: hit self with toilet seat because you should have thought of searching bathroom earlier
[1:55:36 PM] kmscmt's ghost: induce vomit
[1:56:10 PM] nooobdog: You hit yourself with the toilet seat and now have a bad headache
[1:58:43 PM] GrapePie: [1:55 PM] kmscmt's ghost:
 
<<< induce vomit
[1:59:05 PM] nooobdog: [20:55:42] kmscmt's ghost: induce vomit
 
<<<  IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[1:59:16 PM] GrapePie: oh come on
[1:59:19 PM] kmscmt's ghost: touch your dangly bit in your mouth
[1:59:23 PM] GrapePie: induce vomit
[1:59:39 PM] nooobdog: oh come on IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[1:59:50 PM] GrapePie: :|
[2:00:09 PM] nooobdog: :| IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[2:00:13 PM] נחשף: masturbate
[2:02:08 PM] nooobdog: You take out your penis and now it's freely dangling. You grasp it with a fist then pull on it up and down, finally you release and semen stains the floor.
[2:02:29 PM] kmscmt's ghost: desperately lap up your own seed
[2:03:41 PM] nooobdog: You start to lick up the semen on the ground and finally lick it all up. Blech.
[2:04:07 PM] kmscmt's ghost: VOMIT
[2:04:13 PM] נחשף: oh jesus...
[2:05:21 PM] nooobdog: You stick your finger in your mouth trying to chuck up, but you just gag as for you've always had a strong gag reflex.
[2:05:32 PM] Urshilikai: http://www.livestream.com/urshilikai
[2:05:34 PM | Edited 2:05:36 PM] kmscmt's ghost: repeat
[2:06:04 PM] nooobdog: http://www.livestream.com/urshilikai IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[2:06:18 PM] נחשף: Search for phallic object
[2:06:52 PM] nooobdog: You search for spmething phallic but find nothing.
[2:06:59 PM] Urshilikai: googgogogogogogog
[2:07:09 PM] Urshilikai: doin stepmania to pony music
[2:07:17 PM] nooobdog: googgogogogogogog IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[2:07:39 PM] נחשף: Summon Galo Sengen
[2:08:59 PM] nooobdog: You start chanting some random Japanese words and a tanning machine appears in front of you.
[2:09:11 PM] נחשף: Approach tanning machine
[2:09:30 PM] nooobdog: You approach the tanning machine.
[2:09:38 PM] נחשף: Slowly open machine
[2:11:30 PM] nooobdog: You slowly open the tannin machine with ease and a man with brown skin and yellow hair appears out of it. He says, "Yeah, Galo Sengen." and says he'll grant you three wishes.
[2:11:36 PM] Urshilikai: you guys can see it alright right
[2:11:58 PM] nooobdog: you guys can see it alright right IS NOT A VALID COMMAND
[2:12:16 PM] נחשף: Use Wish 1 to win game
[2:13:15 PM] nooobdog: You wish him to win the game and he just whispers, "The game never ends."
[2:13:28 PM] nooobdog: You have three wishes.
[2:13:38 PM] kmscmt's ghost: use wish 1 for a harem of futa ponies
[2:13:53 PM] Urshilikai: north
[2:16:49 PM] nooobdog: You wish the Sengen for a harem, whatever that is, of futa ponies. He says, "Uh yeah, sure, I guess.". And the small bathroom is now full of futanari horses. You have two wishes.
[2:17:44 PM] GrapePie: wish for a coke
[2:17:52 PM] kmscmt's ghost: wish for the sengen to spot you 5 bucks
[2:18:03 PM] Urshilikai: http://www.livestream.com/urshilikai
[2:18:17 PM] nooobdog: You wish for a coke and a glasd of Coke appears.
[2:18:28 PM] nooobdog: You have one wish.
[2:18:59 PM] kmscmt's ghost: wish for the ability to withstand anal poundings from even the ludicrously huge of cocks
[2:21:01 PM] nooobdog: You ask him for the strongest anus ever and your wish is his command. You anus is now extremely loose. The Sengen teleportals away in his tanning machine, you can hear him say, "See ya, ya fuckin' weirdo."
[2:21:19 PM] נחשף: Bend over
[2:21:30 PM] nooobdog: You bend over.
[2:21:40 PM] kmscmt's ghost: brace your anus
[2:21:58 PM] nooobdog: You clench your butt.
[2:22:03 PM] kmscmt's ghost: beckon for the horde
[2:23:11 PM] nooobdog: You call for the ponies and they come for your ass. All of them. At the same time. You die of anal overdose.
[2:23:18 PM] nooobdog: You are dead.
[2:23:24 PM] נחשף: Revive
[2:23:28 PM] nooobdog: GAME OVER
[2:23:46 PM] kmscmt's ghost: best adavture