[Sweedie Belle]
Marilee is dank as fuck
She's the best bongmaster we could hope for
The perfect papers you and I must find
One to really make her eyes glass up
But...
This one's too new
This one's too old
It clearly has some terrible mold
 
Weed Fever: Achoo!
 
[Apple Bloom]
This one's too frilly
This paper's too tight
 
Pertightpapery: I say!
 
[Sweetie Belle]
Well nothing's wrong with this kind,
It seems alright...
 
Hookahloo: Its smoker sure thinks so
 
[Sweetie Belle]
How 'bout this one?
 
[Apple Broom]
It belongs in the trashy
 
[Hookahloo]
This might do!
 
[Apple Broom and Sweedie Belle]
It gives me a rashy!
 
[Apple Broom]
Too short
 
[Sweedie Belle]
Too tall
 
[Apple Broom]
Too clean
 
[Hookahloo]
Too smelly
 
[Sweedie Belle]
That's a napkin you fuckin dummy
 
Apple Broom, Hookahloo, and Sweedie Belle: Wayne Rooney's smarter than you
 
[Apple Broom]
I don't that we're mistokin'
It seems all the paper's broken
 
[Sweedie Belle]
I really fear it's just too late
We'll never find that paper, mate
 
[Apple Broom, Hookahloo, and Sweedie Belle]
Don't wanna quit and lose the dope!
 
Hookhaloo: Got any special paper for Lungs and Lips Day?
 
[Sweetie Belle]
Oh please, oh please oh please say-
 
Dank-ass Macintosh: Dope.
Apple Broom, Hookahloo, and Sweedie Belle: [sudden intake of weed smoke]
 
[Sweedie Belle]
We danked it girls
We've found the one
That will out teacher's eye aglasser!
 
Apple Broom: Weed 420 minutes! Let me get this not straightedge. Are you talking about my brother's papers?