[Pinkie Pipe]
You reach your right hoof in
You reach your right hoof out
You reach your right hoof in the bowl
And you smoke weed all about
You do the Pony Tokey making lots of smoky clouds
That's what I'm toking about
 
You step your left hoof in
YOu pull it right back out
You step your left hoof in
But he better buy your food
You do the Pony Tokey but he didn't buy your food
That's what it's all weedbout
 
You kick your bong in the air
Like you just don't weedcare
You catch the bong in the air
Just bong rave and smoke your doobs
You do the Pony Tokey feeling like an undank boob
That's what I'm smoking about
 
You tilt your head in
You tilt your lungs out
You tilt your head in
Then you shake it out of his system
You do the Pony Toke even though your date steals clouds
You're danker off without
 
You stomp your whole self in
You stomp your whole self out
You take out your Negev
And you stab them with your bongsword
You do the Pony Tokey and you give a little shout-
 
Flutterhigh: FUCK MIMES!
 
[Pinkie Pipe]
That's what I'm toking about
 
You do the Pony Tokey
You do the Pony Tokey
You do the Pony Tokey
and that's what it's all weedbout
 
Yeah!