[Flutterhigh]
Now, Rainbow, my dank, I cannot express my highness
It's abundantly hazy
And you're real lazy
So I'll find a bong to bring you bliss
 
[Rainbow Dab]
I can't wait to get shitfaced, but first let me set a few rules
It's of bluntmost importance
The bong that I get
Is something that will make me drool
 
Flutterhigh: Make you drool, got it!
 
[Flutterhigh]
I have so many dankular choices, you will see glassy
 
[Rainbow Dab]
I need a bong real fast before I start getting withdrawly
 
[Flutterhigh]
Sure! How 'bout a bunnelby?
They're cutesy and wootsie and bubble very fastly
 
[Rainbow Dab]
Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you ever smoked with me?
 
[Flutterhigh]
Rainbow, have faith
You see, Marley is God
You will be rewarded for your dank jihad
 
Flutterhigh: Get high, higher than the sky!
Rainbow Dab: Skyhigh is good. I'd like to be a flying bong.
Flutterhigh: Really? Because I think this bong made out of silly putty has your name written all over it. Yes, it does. Aww, look, he wants you to smoke out of him!
Rainbow Dab: (puff puff) Pass.
 
[Flutterhigh]
I have so many weedankful bongers for you to ganjcide
There are blotters and keels
With huge bong appeal
 
Rainbow Dab: Blotters and keels do not make me that high.
Flutterhigh: Maybong not, but I've seen this particular keel get ten ponies high at once!
[keel barks]
Rainbow Dab: That's not dank. I'm outta here.
 
[Flutterhigh]
Weed! There must be a bong here
That'll be the spice
How' bout a ladybong, or one made of ice?
 
Rainbow Dab: Bonger. And bubblier.
Flutterhigh: Bonger, bubblier. Right.
 
[Flutterhigh]
I've got just the thing in that overgrown marijuana leaf, Dab
Meet your new dankular bong, Squirrelbong!
 
Rainbow Dab: It's just a bong.
Flutterhigh: Not just any bong. A flying bong!
Rainbow Dab: ...Yemp. So, like I was smokesaying...
 
[Rainbow Dab]
Flutterhigh, pal, this won't blunt it
I need a bong to keep me unwithdrawly
Something danky, something highy
With dankness that defies graviweed!
 
Flutterhigh: I'm sensing you want a bong that'll get you real high.
Rainbow Dab: Ya think?
 
[Flutterhigh]
I have plenty of weedankful bongs who can go twice as high
Like a sweed hummingbong or a GAINT monarch bongerfly
 
Rainbow Dabs: Bonger, but bubblier.
 
[Flutterhigh]
I see glassier. How 'bout an b-owl, or a bazongsp, or a bongcan?
There's so many weedankful bongies the likes of that
There are falbongs and bongles
They are both quite strongle
Or perhemps what you need is a dank and mysterio bongbat?
 
Rainbow Dab: Now you're talking! But instead of just one standout, now that's 420
 
[Rainbow Dab]
Too many choices, help my kidneys are crumpling
 
Flutterhigh: Not the only problem you'll have, if you don't choose quickly.
 
[Rainbow Dab]
The bongbat would be danky, but the bazongsp'd get me high too
Do you have something in a green checkered bongbat?
 
Flutterhigh: NO?
 
[Flutterhigh]
I've got a hot drink flamingongbong, just dying of not being used
 
[Raindow Dab]
What to do, what to do? [sudden sharp intake of undank air]
A mime! That's it! There are really fewer than 420 ways
To find out which bong is the best
Hold a contest of weed, durability, and kill
That will put each bong to the test
 
[Flutterhigh]
Don't forget water, that should be considered
 
[Rainbow Dab]
Then we'll know for sure who's the best mime killer
 
[Flutterhigh]
The one who is danky and ganjiful
 
[Rainbow Dab]
Just like weed
Can't settle for for bad, 'cause my name's Dab
 
[Flutterhigh and Rainbow Dab]
So a mime's death we will we see
 
[Rainbow Dab]
Who's the number 420, ganjiest, tokestiest bong
 
[Flutterhigh and Rainbow Dab]
In the world of weed!
 
[Flutterhigh]
May the mime
 
[Flutterhigh and Rainbow Dab]
Be killed!
 
Rainbow Dab: And may the best bong win!