Welcome to CanterU: Happy 4th+ Edition
 
The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
Yesterday with posts: >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14659369
 
>You wake up with the sounds of your phone buzzing.
>Twilight...
>At this hour?
>What could she want?
Twilight: Grades for the finals are being posted.
>That followed by at least twelve crying emoticons.
>At least she's taking it well.
>Now that you're up, might as well get something done.
 
A. Food
B. Vidya
C. Lounge
 
>Something like... vidya.
>You haven't played a game in, what, a month?
>What happened to you, Anon?
>You used to be so reclusive, so unfriendly.
>College really changed you.
>Who can say if it's for the better?
>Maybe it's for good.
>You turn on your computer and pull up League.
>Let's see if you're still any good at this.
"A-Anon? What're you doing up?"
>You're trying to recall your past self.
>He's probably in this match.
>Spike gets up and goes to his computer.
"Can I join?"
>Sure.
>You double click that square L and that orange Play button, and Spike comes in soon after.
>You do a warm up ARAM with Spike.
>You get a Malphite and he gets a Graves.
>Malphite OP
>You manage to kill a good 30 minutes.
>Your phone starts buzzing.
>Twilight can't find anyone else to bother, apparently.
Twilight: Anon, where are you? Class!
>Oh, right.
 
A. Keep playing
B. Class
C. Lounge
 
>You might as well ride out the last few days of the quarter.
>Sorry Spike.
>The classroom is calling.
"Aw. Well, see you later, man."
>You fist Spike before leaving.
>Twilight's waiting outside of the physics room.
>Do we really have to be here?
>The final was done two days ago.
"Class is still important, Anon. We might have new notes, or tests, or-"
>Calm down, girl.
>No reason to stress out.
>Sometimes, you just gotta... relax...
>The professor comes a few minutes later, letting the flood of students in.
>You take a seat next to Twilight.
>Trixie takes a seat next to you.
>That's... convenient.
"I wonder how well you did on the final without Trixie's help, Anon."
>You... did well enough.
>Hopefully.
 
A. Twilight
B. Trixie
C. Notes
 
>So... what's Trixie's deal?
"Anon! Don't talk to her! She's so..."
>Twilight should let you form your own opinions about people.
>But Trixie is pretty strange.
>Anyway, what's up with her?
"With me? Nothing unusual. Trixie has been busy with school and League."
>She leagues?
"Oh yes. I'm in Gold II."
>Twilight gives a little laugh.
>Trixie's definitely not lying about that tier level, is she?
"Why would I? Trixie is just that amazing!"
>Holy third person, Batman.
>Maybe you and her could play together sometime.
"You... and Trixie? You must be joking."
>Oh, well.
>At least you asked nicely.
>Twilight leans in to whisper again.
"Don't waste your time with her, Anon. She's unbearable."
>A true word to the wise.
>You turn back to the professor.
>You should be taking notes, but you only have about 4 days left anyway.
>Maybe sleep can save you from cla...
 
"Anon! Wake up!"
>Uh, what?
"Anon, class is over!"
>Twilight hands you your bag.
"I have to study for Biology. I'll see you later, I guess."
 
A. Help Twilight study
B. Lounge
C. Food
 
>You could always... help Twilight out.
"What? You don't take biology though..."
>That's no problem.
"And Applejack will be there..."
>So what?
>You and AJ are totally Splitsville.
"Really? What happened?"
>It's nothing bad, but it's a long story.
>Twilight nods, as if she actually understands relationships.
>Has she even been with a guy before?
>...
>There was Flash.
"Anon..."
>Right, sorry.
>Twilight opens up the girls hall for you, in true Lyra fashion.
>Rarity's not home?
"She went out with someone... I think her name was Tavi?"
>Octavia.
>Those two are getting really close.
>That's good.
"I'll go get Applejack. You can, um, go through the books I guess."
>Sure thing.
>Twilight disappears for about 15 minutes, coming back with Applejack in hand.
"Howdy Anon. Yer helpin' us study?"
>Eeyup.
"That's mighty kind of ya."
>The girls go to the bed and start reading through their books.
>Biology.
>You've got this.
 
A. Applejack
B. Twilight
C. Distract them
D. leave
 
>You take a look at the two girls.
>They seem to be having so much fun.
>Aren't you having fun too?
>Totally.
>The things you do for love...
>You tap Twilight from AJ's side, then swipe her book.
"Hey, Anon! I need that!"
>That's okay, you'll be done with it in a second.
>You try reading it, but your layman's eyes can't comprehend it.
"Anon, really. I need to study!"
>Applejack laughs and goes back to reading, occasionally writing something down.
>Twilight's really worried about this test, isn't she?
>Wait, don't answer that.
>If the physics final was any indication.
>When will she realize that she'll get a perfect score?
>Or, at least close to one.
"Anon, I... I'm not that smart. I could fail!"
>That's the same day Thor is killed by the world serpent and Odin dies, right?
"Anon, be serious. I... need that book back, now."
>Fine then.
>They could at least let you help out.
"Fine. You can read with Applejack."
>No problems detected. Yet.
>You sit next to Applejack on the bed.
"Ya ain't gonna mess with me, Ah hope."
>Her eyes have that twinkle about them.
>Er... yes?
>No?
>Maybe?
>You don't know.
>Only if it gets you somewhere.
 
A. Study
B. Bizness
C. Leave
 
>Maybe you can speed up that process.
>You move your hands a little closer to Applebutt's... butt.
>Over the mountain...
>Applejack grabs your wrist with the speed of a falling apple.
>Newton would be proud.
"Anon, what're ya doin'?"
>N-nothing.
"Can't ya do this somewhere else?"
>At least that's not a no.
>She lets go of your wrist, only for you to continue the crusade.
>Twilight's too engrossed in her book to really notice.
>Maybe Applejack should just enjoy this.
"A-Anon..."
>You move in for a kiss, watching Twilight for any indication of her watching.
>This test must be really important.
>She's not even blinking.
>You slide your hands down Applejack's pants as you break the kiss.
"A-Anon, Ah ain't sure we should do this..."
>And wynaut?
"We just broke up. This ain't the best way ta help me move on..."
>What?
>She can't make it physical.
>Be physically, physically, physically fit?
"Anon..."
>What?
>Madagascar was a great movie.
 
A. Keep going
B. Study
C. Twilight
 
>But Applejack's right.
>Considering you only fixed your relationship a few days ago...
>This probably isn't the best move.
>Not right now, at least.
>implying you guys still wanted Applebutt
>Maybe Twilight will be more receptive.
>You scooch over to Twilight's side.
"Anon, please don't take the book again..."
>You weren't planning on it.
>You reach for her a-
"So, wanna help me study? For really now?"
>Uh, sure.
>Twilight reads you and Applejack something on... DNA replication?
>Adenine, Guanine, Cytosine, Thymine.
>The Gurren Lagann generals?
"Anon..."
>What?
>That's quality programming right there.
>Twilight keeps going, asking questions about RNA and sequences.
>You don't speak Latin, so... yeah...
>Why did you come here again?
>AJ stares harder at the book.
>Is she getting it?
"A little. Ah just need ta study more, that's all."
>It's not like she's been grumbling over the book for the last few minutes.
>And to think, you could've been fingering her instead right now.
>That bitch doesn't have her priorities straight.
"Anon, read me that?"
>Uh, sure.
>[Generic Biology question]
"[Generic Biology answer]"
>Wow, she got that right.
>Not that you're surprised.
>Applejack got it wrong, but laughs it off.
"Ah gotta git somethin' from mah old room. Ah'll be right back."
>Twilight silently acknowledges AJ.
>Such focus.
>Applejack swiftly exits the room.
>She's totally not upset right now.
 
A. Applejack
B. Bizness
C. Leave
 
>You approach Twilight with caution.
>The creature in her natural habitat...
>So... what's new with Celestia?
"Anon, please, I don't have time to chat."
>Why not? It's just a question.
>Twilight rolls her eyes.
"Why do you always ask that? It's not like I like her or anything."
>Yeah, right.
"Anon, really. Celestia is just..."
>Just what?
>You never thought Twilight would swing that way.
>Sure, there was Shining Armor, but you saw how that went down.
>Talk about gaydar.
"Anon! That's not funny."
>You jest, you jest.
>But Twilight could always... prove it.
"W-what?"
>She knows what you're talking about.
>You've tried it before.
"You mean... with me?"
>Yep.
"But... But the test, and Applejack will come back..."
>She's not here right now.
>You lean in again.
>You can almost hear Twilight panicking.
"A-Anon, I... um..."
>You move in closer.
>This time you keep your eyes closed.
>You're not in the mood to see her blowfish impression again.
>Twilight starts to move in, and...
>It's just a light tender press on the lips, but she pulls back, smiling and blushing.
"I... um... I really need to study, Anon..."
 
A. Continue
B. Study
C. Leave
D. Applejack
 
>You take Twilight's book...
>And throw it over the side of the bed.
>Twilight gasps.
>It's not like you killed a baby or anything..,
"Anon, please, I-"
>It's hard to talk with a tongue in your mouth.
>...
>With someone elses tongue in your mouth.
>Twilight's learning something new everyday.
>You press your lips against hers a little harder than the previous one.
>Your hand finds its way to her waist, tugging at the bottom of her top wut to pull it off.
>Twilight pulls away again...
"What about Applejack? She could come in at any second..."
>And any hesitation that she may have had, you quickly demolish with your next kiss.
>Kisses turn into caresses. You get a nice handful of smartboobs.
>She gasps slightly at the forwardness, but you quickly reassure her with a comforting embrace.
>No spagetting tonight.
But the pasta...
>Twilight breaks away and starts to unbutton her shirt.
>You follow suit, then your pants follow your shirt.
>Dat blush.
>You get Twilight on the bed, continuing the kiss.
>She breaks the kiss one more time.
>Dammit, Twilight...
"A-Anon... aren't we going too far?"
>Why?
>Is she nervous?
>Twilight blushes, nodding.
"I've... I've never done this before..."
>Whoa, Derpy-alert.
>This could be interesting/hot/messy.
>You kiss her again and start playing with her cat.
>Softly at first, then a little faster.
>Slow and steady never won any races.
"A-Anon... that's... Hnnn..."
The ~'s are out of season
>Time for the main event.
>Hopefully no one crashes the party.
>You press against her, causing another brief moan.
"Please... be gently with me... senpai..."
>Wow.doge
>You feel first contact. Nice and warm. It should be a nice easy slide in...
>Yup. Easy.
>You give her a reassuring kiss.
>She looks uncomfortable.
>Too bad you're not.
>Sympathy is for the weak... and the devil.
>You take it slow, because, like, virgin rules.
>Virgin airlines was never known for its speed.
"Mm... Anon..."
>Twilight can barely contain herself right now, no matter how hard you try to silence her moans with some extra kisses.
>Good thing Applejack's definitely not outside that door, listening to this whole thing.
>That would be TRAGIC.
>Her arms wrap around you as you pick up speed, in rhythm with the music in your head.
>We are men... typhoon... dark side...
>Great sex music, obviously.
>Ron Jeremy can learn a thing or two from you.
>She lets out another moan in your mouth as you feel her give for the last time.
>You could cum inside, but... senpai...
>This isn't Japan, so... no.
>You pull out, letting it out on her stomach.
>Free moisturizer!
>You wanna stay and cuddle naked for a bit, and so does she.
>But she has to study.
"But Anon... we just... I..."
>You're kidding.
>You get up to lock her door.
>Probably should've done that in the first place.
>Twilight pulls you in close when you get back.
"T-thanks Anon... I'm glad my first time was with you... Senpai"
>Er... right.
 
>What's that knocking?
>You get up gently, not wanting to wake up Twilight.
"Twilight? Anon? Ya'll alright in there?"
>You forgot about Applejack.
>Well, actually, you didn't.
>Thank God for locked doors.
"Twilight, we got ta git ta the final right now!"
>Well, in that case...
>You shake the naked girl.
>Twilight! Final! Now!
"What?!"
>Twilight jumps to attention.
>She's totally ready.
"Oh no! I should've studied! I'm not ready!"
>She goes around the room, picking up her clothes and brushing her hair.
>Um, how about the chemistry book?
"Right! Thanks Anon!"
>She fixes her clothes and heads for the door.
>Hey, Twilight!
"Yes, Anon?"
>Good luck.
 
>You're now alone in the room.
>Well, half naked, in the room.
>You look at the clock.
>It's almost 3:00
>Good thing Twilight didn't notice she missed the lab.
>That would've been... awkward.
>You grab your stuff.
>The room is a bit too... purple... for your taste.
>You leave the room, and almost run into Pinkamena.
>Uh, hey?
"Oh. Hi Anon."
>Not "hello".
>She must be feeling better.
>Is she going to class?
>Pinkamena nods.
"I heard that the final in Psychology is today. I can't miss that."
>...
>It's... today?
>Pinkamena nods again.
>Shit.
 
A. Class
B. Gym
C. Dorm
 
>Well, now you're obligated to go to class.
>It's not like Discord would let you retake the final like he did the midterm.
>Because, end of the quarter, and stuff.
>You start the walk to class with Pinkamena.
>Is she... ready for this?
"For... what?"
>The final.
"I think so. Professor Discord helped me review when I was in the hospital."
>Oh, really?
>That guy really is a bro.
>How is she... emotionally?
"Are you talking about yesterday?"
>Well, sorta.
>You didn't mean to get her upset.
"I know you didn't. I... overreacted."
>Pinkamena frowns.
"I... I didn't mean to mess everything up..."
>You stop for a second.
>Pinkamena keeps walking, silently and sadly.
>You... need to help her.
 
"Well, if it isn't my two favorite students!"
>Discord shakes your hand, and picks up Pinkie.
>Pinkie gives him a slight smile, more confused than happy.
"I'm glad to see you back in class. If you need help with the test, feel free to ask."
>Oh, why tha-
"Not you! Pinkie Pie!"
"It's... Pinkamena."
>Discord nods.
>You and Pinkamena take seats in the front.
>Discord comes around with the papers.
>You've got this.
"Good luck students! And remember. There's no such thing as a wrong answer."
>Discord goes to the door of the classroom and takes a step out.
"Only, how far you'll go to get the answer."
>With that he leaves.
>Strange, but insightful.
>You look at the test.
>It's... easy enough.
>A few things you're not sure about, but nothing so bad.
>What was that about "how you get the answer"...?
>Pinkamena's not really opposed to you looking over her shoulder.
>Or maybe she is.
>You just can't tell anymore...
>Discord comes back a few minutes after you finish
"Everyone hand in their papers! That's it!"
>A few people groan.
>They obviously didn't have a depressed ex-party girl on their side.
"Thank you all for joining me this quarter. I hope you had as much fun as I did!"
>This is the last psych class...
>As you start to leave, Discord pulls you
aside.
"Anonymous, I must say, you've really impressed me this year."
>R-really senpai?
>Discord rolls his eyes.
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."
>What?!
"I'm joking."
>He hands you an envelope.
"I want you to have this."
>But... why?
"I think you've earned it. You weren't my best student..."
>Thanks...
"But you were the most entertaining."
>Oh, thanks!
"And did you see what I was paying you? You totally deserve this."
>You shake Discord's hand and put the envelope in your bag.
>You're gonna miss that man...
 
>You catch up to Pinkamena on your way back.
"How did you find the test?"
>It was easy.
>Thanks to her.
"Oh. You cheated?"
>Uh, sorta.
"I don't mind. As long as you got by somehow."
>Well, thanks.
>You walk with her in silence for a bit.
>Eventually, the two of you reach the girls hall.
>Well, this is it.
"Yes. Good night."
>You turn for a second, only to go back and give her a hug.
>She doesn't push you away this time.
>You let go and head back to the dorms.
>Yeah... it is a good night.
 
End Day 46+