Original Prompt:> "ANON!" "What?" >"I saw you talking to those three fillies over there!" "And?" >"ANON! You can't be doing that here!" >"It is against the law for a sta-male-to be interacting with children without the supervision of a mare present!" >"I don't know what they do in your world" >"but here in Equestria we take child safety very seriously!" "But we were just talking!" "In fact they started it!" >"BUT YOU'RE THE ADULT!" >"Since you're new here I'll let it slide. THIS TIME AND THIS TIME ONLY." >WHATTHEFUCK.BAT     Original Greentext: "What about fathers? Are you saying they can't be with their own children!?" >"Yes, if the mother's around." >fucking wut!? >Twilight shakes her head in disgust >"We live in a rape culture where stallions think th--" >Cutting off Twilight "Rape culture?" >Scratching your head >"Yes. Stallions oppress mare by the constant cat call-" "Mare are oppressed here?" >Twilight's face was seemed puzzled and slightly annoyed by your questions >"Yes... Now as I was saying-" "You're oppressed?" >"YES!" >Twilight raising her tone >"ARE YOU EVEN LISTING TO M-" "But isn't Equstria ruled by mostly mares?" >SENZU BEAN! >"W-Well... I-I... THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!" "Then explain to me what's so oppressing" >Twilight's face goes bright red >Not sure if anger or embarrassment >"I-I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU!!" >Twilight is visibly shook up "Well then you don't really have an argument..." "Now if you'll excuse me, I have bird watching to do" >You proceed on your daily routine >Very satisfied with your cleverness >Thanks brain! >Later that day Anon was arrested for verbally raping Twilight and executed the next morning.     ------------ >You are Anon. >Today is the day of your execution. >Apparently proving a mare wrong was against the law or as the guards said 'verbalized sexual assault' >You wanted to prove your case against this like a normal citizen >However the pony goverment was similar to a total monarchy, except with four pony princesses. >This meant that your request for a trial was or would be denied if and when that guard came back. >Or maybe he did, and you just didn't notice, they all looked the same. >Anyways, you are currently stuck in a dank cell with a donkey named Sovereign Salvation who >unfortunately for you, decided to start a conversation with you. >"So... I heard you was being quartered today." his voice was scratchy and rough like a bad movie antagonist. >Wait! did he say quartered, as in hanged, drawn and quartered. >Fuck. if there was any lesson from school you wished to forget, it was that one. >But you tried to act as if it didn't affect you or had already known. "Y-yeah, I won an argument against Twilight about feminine oppression" >He started chuckling. Hearing this made you want to punch the guy's dick in for laughing at your reason. "What's so funny" you asked him, about to be triggered. As you wish... >"Nothing. it's just your pretty much fucked" >This was not news to you "Tell me something I don't know" >"No, I'm mean you're really fucked, not only are you being executed but a princess has a personal stake in it as well" "And?" >"And, just because it involves a princess, they tend to torture the shit out of their offenders" >As if you weren't scared enough "L-like what" >He puts a hoof to his chin as he remembers >"they made the last guy put his own dick and balls in his mouth. "That's not so-" >"He fracture his back and three ribs in the process" F-Fuck >"And unfortunately for the poor guy he still could feel his junk as they made him eat it" >You instinctively place your hands over your dick >"Plus to add insult to injury they made his family watch" >Good thing you were in a alternate universe >That, and having your parents disowning you was a plus. >You still gulp at the thought of being forced to eat your own dick. >so you try to change topic to stop the thought "Well Um, what'd you do?" >"Me? All I did was try to petition to change certain laws so other could have a official stake in their own Government" >sounds familiar. "And how long have you been here?" >" 'bout six months" >You guess the graying beard was pretty much self explanatory "Haven't you thought about escaping yet?" >"What do you think I've been trying every Sunday?" >He needs to his sarcastic shit out. "Drinking Whiskey and beating your kids?" >Sarcastic questions deserve sarcastic answers. >He laughs >"I wish" >Wait what? >"But I've tried which every way to escape, from digging tunnels to faking suicide" "we're talking about the guard right?" >You ask because those guys couldn't hit for shit. >Hell you bet even a storm trooper could aim better. >But getting back on track you chances of escaping were bleak at best. >Though one question did appear in your mind. "Did any of those plans involve two people" >"I suppose not, no" >Fuckin Yes, you could practically feel a plan brewing in your head. "I got another question for you?" >"Shoot" "How much do you bench?" >He seemed taken aback by the unusual question >"Two twenty five. Why?" "And what's today?" >"Tuesday, but you still haven't answered my question." "Later, but first did the last guy to get executed get a last meal?" >"I-I suppose so but I don't -" >You get up in your orange jump suit and walk to the cell door. "Gaurd!" >You look through the bars to see a guard walk down the halls with a tired look >Was it night? >"What do you want prisoner?" "I'm Hungry" >"Swallow some spit" >Time to pull the best fuckin Rarity impression "But I'm soooo hungry" >You began speaking in Pouty voice "And if I don't get any food soon I fear that I may die soon." >"Not my problem" >The guard didn't even seem fazed >time to up the ante "Oh, but it is your problem, if I die then the captain will have to punish you" >still no response. >This motherfucker was like stone >"One less mouth to feed. A rapist's mouth." "But what will the princesses think? They'll have your ass" >Hearing this earned a slight flinch from him. >But damn with guy was like Maud. >"So what? I'll just say I was busy with an incident" >You got him know >things were lining up. "Two prisoners starving at the same time, seems a little impossible. >He tilted his head to see past you >You assume he regretted it as his eyes widened in shock >You had him by the balls now. >"W-what would you like?" >You have the biggest shit eating grin "Sir" >"What w-would you l-like,s-sir" >You were going to make book horse pay. >Pay dearly. >The guard left to fetch your 'last' meal >All you had asked for was for some hayfrys with a bottle of table salt on the side. >Now all you had to do was plan and wait. >You were talking with Sovereign Salvation on what he had to do. >"You realize your ass is going to be handed to you if you try this right?" "Not if you help fight back" >"Exactly, if i decide to help you" >Sovereign wasn't really liking the plan >maybe it was all that bitter salt from his past failures. >But still, you needed him to complete the plan. "Do you want to spend another six months here?" >He doesn't respond >Your want to convince him further but you soon here hoofsteps outside the cell. "Do or die Sovereign" >You hope those final word will have an effect on him. >But with the steps getting closer you get up and walk to the cell door. >You see the guard at the door, levitating the tray with a bowl of hayfries. >"foods up pr- sir" >you simply just stand there as the guard opens the door. >Seeing as this was a way to get free or die faster you feel a bead of sweat run down your head. >The guard walks toward you slowly, becoming cautious as to what you were up to. "You took too long" >Trying to distract the guard you flick your eyes to the cell bars to see Sovereign. >Today was do or die. >and you were practically shitting you pants because of it . >The guard hands you the tray of fries >It's just as you asked >Hayfries with table salt on the side. >The guard begins to turn to leave "Hey! This shit's undercooked!" >He stops and turns back at you >"What are you-" >before he can answer you take a handful of the salt and throw it at his face >And lucky for you your aim rings true as he yells in pain from the salt in his eyes. >Before he could regain sight in his eyes you began your second faze of the plan "NOW!" >Sovereign Then runs up behind him and jumps on his back >But the guard is stronger than he looks continues to stand while still blind and fighting. >Fuck, you expected him to just get disoriented an fall over a soon as he jumped on him. >Salt has seemed to failed you. >So you take the metal tray, dump it's contents ,and raise it above your head. >and just before you can swing down you yell out "MOVE!" >Sovereign quickly jumps off the guards back. >And just in time too, as you get to see guard regain sight and look up at you. >His look of anger quickly turns to one of fear and surprise. >Night, Night , Bitch. >and just as quick as that was KO'd with some blood on the tray. >whether he was dead or not, you didn't care. >Even thought you barley lifted a finger, you were huffing and panting. >you look at Sovereign. "Shall we get going?" >"Did you kill him?" "Does it really matter?" >You could really care less about the guards well being. >You crouch to reach under his armor on his hind leg to grab a set of keys. "Lets go" >Sovereign follows behind, you walk up to the bars and reach past the bars to unlock the door. >Being human sometimes had advantages, such as arm and hand joints. >Unlocking the door was as simple as a twist of the wrist. >Now with the door open you walk outside the cell. >You were a mere two feet from it, but damn you just felt free >"We need to act fast" >What was Sovereign talking about >"The guards change shifts soon, if we don't go they'll know something's up" >He had a point there. >So you and Sovereign began a fast paced walk through the maze of hallways. >It seemed there were very few guards at night. >However the large quite maze run ended when you saw a pair of double doors leading into a reception >you stopped "there it is" >"yep" "you ready?" >"ready for what?" "to be free" >You don't know why but you both began running towards the doors. >And as soon as the door is a mere fifty feet away >You both here something that makes your bloods run cold. >"Hey there!, HALT!" >You turn to see two armed guards at the reception desk running to apprehend you both >Time seems to slow as you and Sovereign both look at each other. "RUN!" >You two are practically sprinting now towards the door >the doors get closer >fifty >forty >thirty >however you hear something whistling, but you could care less.     >That was until you turned your head around to witness a spear to go through your upper leg forcing you to collapse . "FUCK!" >All you could do was curse out at the unimaginable pain >You were sure you would lose it due to damage. >But now was not the time to think about the horrible pain. >now was the time to escape. >But with the pain keeping you from getting up, all you could do i watch as the two guards get closer. >You turn your head to Sovereign, who looks like as if he was a deer in front of headlights. >All he was doing was looking at you then the guards. "HELP ME DAMN IT!" >Your cries for your partner's help seem to go in vain as he looks at you one last time before bolting out. >Things were going to shit real fast, a spear in the leg, guards coming, partners abandons you. >But shit isn't going to get you anywhere. >You get up as fast as possible despite the burning pain in your leg. >You turn to see the guard are now ten feet away from apprehending you. >you turn and run out as fast as you can into the night. >you run for what seems like miles. >But you don't seem to hear the guard following anymore. >So you take the opportunity to slow down as a forest approaches. >More specifically >The Everfree forest. >The place that book horse found you. >That little bitch. >You sit down against a tree on the edge of the forest. >though your posture is odd due to the spear still present in your leg. >Fuck Twilight >Fuck Celestia >Fuck the guards >and most importantly, fuck that traitor Sovereign.   >Today was going to be a rough day, this much is clear to you as pain in your leg.   >It was nearly morning. >At least this is what you thought seeing as the moon was nearly on the horizon. >Removing the spear in your leg was easy yet painful seeing as it went clean through your leg. >All that required removing the spear was simply pulling it through. >Easier said than done seeing as every bird within fifteen miles flew away from your screams. >But on the bright side you had a spear as a weapon now. >You would make sure to ram it throught Sparkle-butt's skull as soon as you got to her. >But you weren't going anywhere now, as you were exhausted and now had a bleeding wound. >You begin tearing at the hole in your pants hoping to remove the pant leg to use as a bandage. >Doing so was extremely easy. >You begin tying the torn pant leg around your wound to stop the bleeding. >Now that was done. >You felt accomplished. >Bloody, Beaten, Starved. > But free >It was then the adrenaline began to run out of your system and began to notice how tired you were. >The last you could do for now was look at the night sky as you lay against a tree, >Now. >Now you just needed sleep. >Sweet Sweet Sleep >You wake up around mid-afternoon and look to see fog everywhere >Good.You'll be able to travel faster under the cover of fog >Despite your extreme thirst you get up to begin your long hobble filled walk through the forest. >Beginning your walk through the forest you notice the pain in your leg is now a dull throb >Currently you feel a challenge ahead of you seeing as the walk from Canterlot to Fuckville was long. >But with this in mind it time you time to think about what has been happening. >You got to Equestria >made a few friends. >said friends betrayed you >Said friends leave you behind to be killed. >You needed to rethink your friendships and who to share them with. >Did you even have any left? >Twi-Fuck turned everyone in town and the princesses against you. >Sovereign left you for dead as soon as you got injured. >And looking at where your at right now. >Your in a dangerous forest. >With a injured and possibly infected leg. >Everyone hated you. >Fuck. Life Sucks. >But look and the bright side. >you're alive, free and have a spear.   >Bright side yeah right. >How can you can you see the bright side when you can't even see the sun. >Why can't this trek be shorter? >The trek from Canterlot was longer than you expected. >How long exactly? >Thirteen hours that's how long. >And after those long hours, you could practiacly start to feel blisters on your feet form. >As far as you could tell, it was now Thursday. >And that fog cover you had earlier was now replaced by the darkness of the night. >You wanted to sleep badly >But your desire to get there in one night overrode that need. >And as far you could tell, you were going to actually make it. >You look far into the dark forest to see glimmers of light. >Lights you assumed were ones of a nearby town >Another half an hour later and you were on the edge of dark town. >You remained there, thinking about the things you were going to do to Sparkle-butt. >All the things she deserved for imprisoning you. >And for what. >For proving that her society had a flaw in it. >Your going to her what oppression really means >By ramming your spear as far up her ass as it could. >You continue your walk into the sleeping town. >You destination. >Twilight's castle. >Finding it was easy. >It was as simple as looking up at the giant Chrystal structure. >And in Practically no time at all, you were  in front of the castle. >Though looking at it, an issue seemed to present itself. >The guards. >They weren't there before you left for prison. >Seeing this, an anxious thought appeared into your head. >She was expecting you. >It's funny though.   >It's funny she thinks she can stop you. >she can't stop you, you were a man on a mission. >And live or die, You were going to complete it >So you begin on contemplating on how you were going to get into the castle with out being noticed. >You were sure it was going to be easy. >A couple of guards, under the cover of night. >It'd be easy to knock them out. >or Kill them. >Either way, it didn't matter. >All that mattered was getting at Twilight. >Just as expected, getting into the castle was simple. >All you had done was climb through a low lying windows while no one was looking. >Now all you had to do was find that bitch's bedroom so you could kill her. >But like the prison you had escaped. >her home was like a maze. >And finding your way would be hard, considering you've only been in her home only a few times. >Along your search you came across many rooms with close calls on meeting guards. >Many disappointing doors was all you could come across. >You secretly wished her book house still survived, maybe then killing her would be easier. >But when you though you'd give up and try tomorrow. >You found yourself in front of a pair doors with Sparkle's butt mark on it. >This had to be it. >Her time has come. >You were practically shaking in excitement. >You weren't sure if being excited for murder was a good thing. >But still you had finally made it. >You place your hand on the door knob and begin to turn it slowly. >Prepared mentally and physically for what you were about to do.   >"Do you think we're idiots?" >You tense up as you here this voice speak you, >Fuck. >You were so close too. >You heard a set hooves slowly approach you. >Your mind ran a million miles a second as you tried to think of a way to react >You feel him creep up behind you. >You start to feel angry. >who does this fucker think he is. >You already said to yourself that one way or another you were going to get what you wanted. >You thought of a quick plan to get out of this. >You could practically feel him as he started talking again. >"We've been expecting you, so ju-" >You cut him off as you whirl quick to backhand slap the shit out of him. >And things seem to be going your way as your hand makes contact on the white stallion's face. >You can feel the adrenaline in your body begin to run again through your veins. >The stallion in question stumbles back from your backhand you delivered. >And his face is fimiliar. >you weren't if you expected him to be here. >But as it turns out, he was. >Shining Armor. >you get a smug grin. >not only do get to kill Twilight >but you also get to fuck up her brother too. >Oh this is too perfect. >Whats next, get to rape Candace. "Hey MotherFucker" >Shining regains his stance as he shakes of the blow you gave him. >"Hey yourself, prisoner" "You realize whats going to happen if I win right?" >"I do" >you take on a fighting stance and gesture for him come at you. >Hoof to Hand combat, this was going to be interesting. >"get ready to pay for your crimes, prisoner." >You hope those wrestling matches you watched with [spoiler[John Cena thaugt you anything. "Bring it, Fucker." >You can't wait to win to see the despair on his and Twilight's face as you kill them both. >Shining Armor lunges at you for the first attack. >You were ready >As Shining lunges at you, you grab him by the horn and push him to the side >This was a bad idea on your part as he sent a magical current through his horn. >You Flinch back "Ah, Fu-" >He takes your moment of pain to give you an uppercut to the jaw. >You were sure you could hear a fracture. >but with all the adrenaline running through you, you couldn't feel it. >You see a second punch coming toward you, so you lean back as far you could to doge it. >And you do i successfully too as Armor's punch hit's nothing but air. >As he reels back his hoof for another attack, you grab it and pull yourself back. >This sends you to the floor on your back, but sends Shining Armor flying across the hallway and into a wall. >It must of been pretty hard since it left a visible imprint in the wall. >You chuckle to yourself at your cleverness. >Thanks brain. >Now don't fuck this up for me. >Shining Armor stands back up, though he was wobbling side to side. >he glares at you, and huffs smoke out his nostrils like a bull. >And to him, you were the red sheet. >He turns and uses his magic to rip a chunk of crystal from the wall. >Most likely to use it as a weapon. >"Come at me, Filly Fucker" >You didn't move, as you had to rethink on what to do now. >But your rival didn't give you the chance as he charges at you again. >you had to wrestle that crystal our of his grip to win. >He's now only a few feet away from you now. >in order to prevent your attack you crouch to grab him by the neck and force him on the wall. >But he still had the Chrystal in his magical grasp and was raising it up to strike you with it's sharp edge. >You had only two options now, let him go and smack the Chrystal away. >or hope you can break his neck or at least suffocate him. >You didn't like these options as these seemed to question your survivability in the situation. >You hear a whip in air current, as you could tell what was coming. >and for the second time this week, time slowed down.   >Fuck. >You couldn't let him bring it down on you. >not with the possibility of severing an artery or limb with it. >So while time was slowed down you dropped him from your gasp and moved to grab his weapon >And as the makeshift weapon is half a foot away >you hold out your hand to stop the crystal >And it does, albeit it slices open your hand slightly. >You wrap your hand around the rock and yank it out of Shining's magic grasp. >Your begin to swing it down on him to retaliate. >however you are cut off mid-swing as a thrust from Shining knocks it out of your grasp. >Your are frozen as you feel a feel a warm, practically burning sensation in your abdomen. >You dare not imagine what has happen as you slowly turn your head to look down. >The sight you wittiness sends a shiver up your spine. >He pull back from you, revealing a bloody horn which was now running down his head.   >It was Shining armor, though you something was missing. >His horn. >You pray to yourself hoping that it wasn't where it is. >Immediately after he removes his horn from your abdomen, you feel a warm sensation rise from your bowels. >You collapse, not in pain or loss of blood. >but fear >and as soon as you do, you vomit blood out your mouth from your damaged organs >you look back at Shining Armor >He is not sporting a sadistic grin. >And your blood running down his face makes you all the more afraid >"Does 'Nonny have a boo boo?" >Your now shaking, not only from fear but in also shock from your injury. >F-Fuck. >You could hear Shining's confidence destroying laughter. >all you could feel was your blood running down the sides of your lips >"What's wrong 'Nonny? Tired?" >All you barely manage at that point was a glare. "F-Fuck you cunt" >He grabs you by the neck with his magic, bringing you up to his face. >"What was that" >He punches you in the abdomen, sending another spout of blood out your mouth. >"I couldn't hear you with all that blood in your mouth" >This time you didn't respond. >Your refusal to respond made him grin harder, if that was possible >"I'm sure the princesses will be happy knowing you died >He looks at you, as if expecting a response >"What? Nothing to say anymore" >With you still in his magical grasp he tosses you aside like a bubble gum wrapper >"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to report this to Princess Twilight" >He turned away to leave you to bleeding your life away. >The idea of resigning you life seemed appealing to you, seeing as there was nothing to do. >You lay your head on the hard crystal hoping it would end soon. >in front of you is nothing but the weapon that you fought out of Shining's grasp. >You reach out to it, as if expecting it to jump up and heal you. >It may have been the blood loss forcing you to do this. >You grab the broken crystal in between your fingers and bring it towards you. >You analyze your situation. >you are dying >have two massive wounds. >Failed your objective >and the last thing you'd see would be a stupid piece rock that you fought for . >Though maybe, Just maybe. >No it wasn't possible >No, No yes it was. >all you had to do was just >Just, just figure out something >But why was it so hard to think >why is you brain failing you now. >all you have to do is just think >There's always away >You think >You use the crystal as a crutch to help you up on to your feet. >Looking down the hallway you could still see that fucker Shining Armor walking like a smug asshole. >Even with your blood loss you feel you anger heating you up again. >You take a few sluggish steps forward toward him while dragging the crystal behind you. >But as you took one step forward, he took ten more as he got further and further away. "Hey,faggot!" >he stopped to turn back at you. >seeing you were up again only made him even more smug. >"Nonny wants seconds I see" "That's right fucker, Now come and fight me" >That was a stupid thing to say. >Even with your challenge to fight him a second time, he took his time walking back to you. >"You know what, I'm feeling nice, I'll try to kill you quick this time" >Last chance to get this right. >Now you weren't sure if you wanted to kill Twilight. >All you just wanted to do was survive. "Come and kill me ass wipe" >Blood loss was sure getting to you >"Don't worry it'll be over quick" >Shining Armor breaks off another, but smaller shard of crystal. >"Just close your eyes" >You slow your breathing. >Do or Die >Armor takes the shard and flings it at a high speed with his magic. >You lift the large crystal with all your strength that remained and placed it in front of you. >It seemed as if you were barely fast enough. >you intercepted his attack with your crystal. >But the shard had impacted it hard enough to break it in half. >Doing this gave you a slight advantage by making the crystal lighter for you carry. >You drop the other half of the crystal and looking up you see Shining walking away again. >That cheeky fucker thought you were dead >so you took that second advantage as well and began running up to him as fast as you could. >An injury dressing later, you were walking along the edge of town thinking of where Sparkle-butt could be. >Her own castle was practically a trap, you should of know better than to think it would be that easy. >So not only did you have her trying to get you killed. >Now you were going to have equestria's biggest couple coming for you. >Especially now since one of them is now infertile. >Back on topic now, where would she stay? >Maybe with one of her friends. >No, she likes feeling self sufficient. >The Crystal Empire, no, a bit of and over reaction. >You remember that Sovereign saying that princesses typically have personal vendettas. >Twilight did get pissed when you proved her wrong. >Pissed might of been an understatement. >Anyways, she probably would wanted to see your execution, not for revenge so much. >Most likely research, she was Book horse for a reason. >So the place she'd most likely been at... F-Fuck. >She was at Canterlot. The place you had just escaped from. >Okay maybe you should of thought about it more in prison, but hey you were going to be executed. >You turn around on the forest trail you are on, heading for the train station. >You were most definitely not going on foot again. >But a downside of being human in Equestria is that you were easily identifiable. >So that meant you needed to sneak on board a train to Canterlot. >Which would be somewhat difficult. >considering that the train station is a fairly crowded place. >You had several options, a train in the day, which had the biggest chance of going to Canterlot, but was more chance of getting caught. >Or take one at night, with a less chance of ending up at Canterlot, but a less chance of getting caught. >Which one to choose. >You decide to take the night train, seeing as the cover of darkness could help you get there safely. >Though a problem getting there still presented it self. >In a typical situation, you would have cut through the middle of town to get to the station. >But due to your current status with the public it was probably not a good idea. >It's true that it would be night, but there was still the chance of a few ponies remaining in the night. >So in order to get there now, you had to take a long route around the town through the forest. >Currently right now it's nearly sunset, you hope to at least get there a little after midnight. >After all, the Everefree forest is no place for a falsely imprisoned human, or for anyone, >Except Zecora. >Shit! You forgot all about her. >Maybe she could let borrow some food and medicine for the trip. >You doubt it, most likely Twi-butt told her about you. >Though it was possible she didn't care about that. >After all, pony culture was diffrent from zebra culture. >Or at least you assume. >You begin to take a slight detour off the trail and move toward Zecora's hut. >You look down at stained dressing on your abdomen and peel it back slightly to look at the would. >Well at least your bleeding had finally stopped, though you were far from out of the literal and figurative woods. >You needed stitches,you needed antibiotics, hell you needed a lot of things. >But you thought of something. >What if Zecora was convinced to hate you and wouldn't help you. >What would you do then? >Force her? Not likely, she was mysterious and you didn't know what tricks she had. >Besides, getting injured again while trying to get healed was not a good way to survive. >I guess you truly wouldn't know till you got there. >You pray that she would help heal you. >you needed to get to Canterlot pronto. >and if the guards didn't get to you first. >then shock and infection would. >Damn your circadian rhythm. >It was trying to force to you stop and rest. >But fuck your body, you needed some meds soon, that and you were sure some animals could smell your blood. >And you prefer not getting eaten alive while sleeping. >It would only be a few more miles to her hut. >You hope it'd be worth it. >Soon a home buried in foliage came into your view. >Instead of knocking on the door to wait and see, you decided to look through her window. >Looking left and right you could see potions, books, and furniture >but no Zecora. >Is she out? This late? >You wished you could wait for her like proper gentleman, but you had your priorities. >And right now your injuries take priority over acting nice and patient. >Walking over to her door you turn the knob to open it. >only for it to refuse, indicating it was locked. >You didn't let Shining stop you, and you most certainly weren't going to let a door too as well. >You put your shoulder to the door and give it a few pushes. >You ram the door with your shoulder a few times before the flimsy piece of wood gave away. >Sorry Zecora, But your injuries couldn't wait. >Walking through her home, it was littered with potions, and books with a large cauldron in the middle of the home. >Alright you needed to get what you needed and fast, Zecora is going to take ransacking her home too lightly. >You take two sacks from her home and tie them together. >On a shelf near her window you see several books and take whatever had the words 'medical','healing', or 'survival' on them. >You then proceed to stuff a bunch of random ingredients, potions, and food items into your bag. >By the time you stopped, Zecora's home looked practically barren without her potions. >But you had other times to feel guilty for what you have done. >With everything in your bags, you place it on your shoulder. >The whole thing took less than five minutes. >maybe you should take up bank robbery. >After your in and out robbery of Zecora's home, you walked a couple miles out of the area. >Leaning up against a tree you began to read some of the books you stole to find out how to heal yourself. >Most of them were useless, they were for mostly body modification, Novels, or something else. >Though you came across one topic in a book called 'Sealing salve' >the ingredients were simple. >You had all it needed in your bag >Multitasking, you began to mix the ingredients in a small bowl while walking to the trains station. >Since the medicine required so little, you could possibly use the rest for food or something else. >Stopping to sit against a tree, the ingredients you mixed were now a thick cream colored paste. >You removed the makeshift bandage on your leg, and the dressing on your stomach. >Both injuries were disgusting in their own respect. >You decided to start with your leg wound. >The book had said to pinch the wound shut if possible, which you did. >Taking a two-finger scoop of the paste, you began to drag it across your wound. >And what came was the most unimaginable you have ever endured. >You bite your tongue hard as a small steaming sound comes from the paste. >By the time the pain stopped you started seeing spots in your vision. >panting from the pain you look back down at your leg to see distinguishing scar on it, the paste seemingly evaporated. >If this is what it would do to heal you, you were afraid to think how it would feel on the bigger wound. >Still you had to fix it, lest you become a feeding ground for maggots when you die from infection. >Taking a big glop of paste from the bowl, you try to to pinch your abdomen wound close, and smear the paste quickly. >Doing so, you hope it would have a band-aid effect. >But you couldn't be more wrong, this time the pain became more intense and long, you were biting your tongue so hard, you were sure you tasted blood. >why did you do this?