>You wake up early morning to the sound of breakfast being cooked
>Smells like.. burning plastic..
>Rush downstairs being worried of a fire
>You look around and see fluttershy holding a tray of black blobs you presume to be pancakes
>"oh..uhm.. good morning. They came out a little..overdone" fluttershy blushes
Uh.. no thanks. I think i'll just take an apple and head out
>"Oh uhm..Ican show youaround.. if youd like that is"
I guess, not really sure where the city is from here anyways
>You smile and head out with fluttershy
>You know, for being in a magical land full of talking ponyys, you acted pretty normal
>You wave at strangers as they awkwardly stare at you
>Guess im a rare sight here
>"Well anon we're here"
Where is "here" exactly
>"Well.. this is sugarcube corner, this is where Pinkie works
Oh okay, well lets go in
>You pull on the door to no avail
>You keep pulling for a solid minute
This doors liek glued shut
>You look at the door again
>Push
>Figures
>Fluttershy giggles
>You try to play it off cool, but god you were an idiot
 
 
>"Hiya anon!" Pinkie jumps up from behind the counter with a huge grin
Hiya Pinkie
>"So how are you this fine morning? OhWaitDidYouComeHereToAskToHangOutBecause-"
Whoa whoa whoa..what
>"Dont mind her anon, she just gets excited" Fluttershy says
Well.. okay
So uh, whatta ya got here?
>"Well im glad you asked!"
>After hours of tasting different drinks and sweets you finally say something
No more.. oh please no more
>"Awh but we havent even made it half way!And you never got to try my world favorite cupcakes!"
>Did her eyes just roll into the back of her head
>Lets erase that
>Eyerollin.exe has been deleted
Much better
>"What was that anon" Fluttershy turns
Oh nothing
>"Thatll be 8675309 bits" Pinkie says smiling as though that was nothing
Wait what.. bits.. what
>"Well then.. guess you could work it off!" Pinkie says
>She throws a shirt with a leaf on it over you
>"Now then, I need you to deliver this furniture to fluttershy"
Uhm.. okay
>You hand it to fluttershy
>"No silly! You gotta deliver it"
How am I supposed to carrry a couch all the way to fluttershys
>"Thats for you to do, hehe" Pinkie smiles
>"Anon I can he-"
>"Nonono fluttershy, let your boyfriend do it" pinkie teases
>Wait what.. boyfriend..
>You shrug it off
I guess I better get going
>You head out with fluttershy close behind you
 
 
>You arrive at her cottage after an hour long trudge
>You walk in the to find it pitch black
>You flick on the light switch
>"SURPRISE"
>"WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA" "yall"
>All your new found friends were there
>Hey wait.. you had friends..
>You just kinda zone out for a second
>"Uh, anon, you okay?" says rainbow
What? Yeah yeah, im fine
>"Well then, lets PAR-TY" says pikie throwing a bottle of.. hard cider?
>Whatever, you shotgun it like its nothing
>"Geez anon, party much?" says rainbow laughing
I like to think so
>You crack open another bottle
 
 
>Hours fly by as you play games from pin the tail on the donkey to cider pony
>You've downed about 7 hard ciders and feel more powerful than Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty
>Everyone is pretty much knocked out or puking
>Except fluttershy
>You dont think shes drank once this whole night
He- *hic* hey shy.. want some
>You hand her a bottle
>"Uhm, no thanks, Im not much of a drinker" she says shyly
Suit yourself
>That makes 8
>You look over to see shy staring at you
Uh.. hi
>"Uhm..anon.."
Yeah?
>You guys share a glance for a second then she turns away
>"ne-nevermind" she blushes
Come on you can tell me
>You smile
>She moves in close
Uh.. you're a li-
>She swoops in almost instantly
>Your lips were right against eachother
>You were to stunned to pull away
>"ANON AND FLUTTERSHY SITTING IN A TREE" rainbow shouts
>You pull away
>You just sit there, dumbstruck
>Fluttershy snuggles close
>"Oh anon.. I.. you.. you make me so happy"
>She goes in for another kiss
>You shove her away
>"Anon?"
I.. What the.. no, that never happened.
>You run out of the hosue
>Or well.. youshould say stumbled like a mad man and fell a few times
>"Anon come back" fluttershy says
>But you were gone
 
 
>You are now fluttershy
>Why did anon kiss you then run?
>Were you a bit to forward?
>Was he nervous?
>Rainbow walks over to you
>"Oooo shy you dog, I knew you had it in you" she chuckles
Whyd he run away then
>"Oh I bet he's playing hard to get" she pats your back
So what do I do Rainbow?
>"You know what all men love? A girl who would do ANYTHING"
What do you mean..?
>"Well, you could try to be sexy with him, maybe try his fetish" she nudges you with her tongue out
Maybe..
>Its settled then
>Anon will be your Stallion.. er.. human friend
>You smile and squee
Thanks rainbow..
>"No problem flutters, if you need me, i'll be sleeping by the toilet"
>You giggle and sit down, petting angel
 
>You are anon
>You just kissed fluttershy
>Or she kissed you
>But you didnt pull away
>Does that count as beastiality?
>Wait does that even exist here
>So many thoughts running through your mind
>Just breath anon, breath
Oh god whyd that happen?
>Fucking fluttershy
>Taking advantge of your drunk ass
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>You scream out
>You can sort this out, you were both adults
>You think
>Reguardless
>Youll sort this out tomorrow
>For now you'll just go to bed.. in the woods
>You lay down against a tree and slowly fall asleep
 
 
>You wake up at what you estimate at about mid day
>Last night is a pretty big blur, alls you know is you're still in pill-popping ponyland
Why am I in the woods? Oh god my head..
>How many drinks did you have?
>Eh, oh well
>You head towards fluttershy's cottage
>You see your other friends and wave to them
>The all wave back but Rainbow
>She flys over and whispers "Be gentle" and flys off
>Be gentle
>What?
>Crazy mares in this world
 
 
>You open the door and walk in
Fluttershy im-
>"He-hey there big boy" fluttershy says wearing a french maid oufit
Uhm, fluttershy?
>"You left last night, so I though you were nervous.. but now its just you and me" she says flying over to you and shutting the door
I'm sorry but what are you doing?
>"Well.. I thought you might like this, and I wanna impress my special somepony" she says blushing
Oh I see, wait speci-
>You get cut off by a swift kiss from fluttershy
Fluttershy what are you doing!
>"Are maids not your fetish anon.." she says, flattening her ears
No, they arent, and look fluttershy, I like you and all but..
>"But..?"
I dont see us being together.. seeing as im a human.. and well.. you're a pony.
>"But.. but.. last night" she says now starting to tear up
Nonono dont cry, I just.. uhm.. am not intrested in anyone right now!
>"So if I wait a bit then you'll say yes"
>Wait what did you just do
No, you see-
>"Anon its okay, I understand, you just need more convincing" she says smiling
No thats no-
>"Dont worry anon, i'll find what you like, then you cant possibly say no" she says all giddy
Fluttershy you're not listening to me!
>"Soon anon shallk be mine~" fluttershy was singing as she floated around
>She didnt hear anything you said
Oh what have I done now..
>"Dont worry anon, I know just what to do to convince you" fluttershy smiles
No really, you dont have to
>"Oh anon, you're so silly"
No im ser-
>Fluttershy puts a hoof against your lips
>"Shh, I get it, you're not ready, but I will convince you to be mine" She says smiling
>She kisses your cheek and whispers in your ear
>"I love you anon" she blushes
>You sit there dumbstruck
>"I gotta go to the market sweetie, i'll be home soon" fluttershy smiles
>Fluttershy leaves, leaving you there to your thoughts
 
 
>So now you've really done it
>You gave a candy horse the idea she might one day be yours
>There was no way in hell you were gonna become a horse fucker
What have I done?
>You double facepalm
>Now what have you gotten yourself into?
>Only time could tell..