>You are anon, the Grinch among the land of candy colored ponies.
>You tend to avoid other ponies, except one of your favorite fillies, Little League, whom you affectionately call Lily.
>Lily has had a deep admiration for you ever since her cousin Lyra told her about you.
>You've been short of God Father for the growing filly for many years now, since her real father is an abusive piece of... excrement.
>Lily now wants to move in with you, which you are actually quite delighted by.
>However, recently her admiration for you has turned into and obsession, after she laced your breakfast this morning with Aphrodisiacs.  
> Heck right now the sleepy little filly is soaking your leg with her juices right now, while you sit on your coach.
>Yet you still want to make this work, you want her to be happy.
>You run your hand up and down her neck.
>She makes coos to your touch. It is actually quite adorable. This goes on for some time.
>Then it dawns on you, couldn’t her folks come to take her away from you?
”Little League?”
>“Yes,  Anon?” She mumbles, as she rubs her head on your leg.
” Do your parents know that you came here to live with me?”
>“…” She opens up her eyes, with a blank expression across her face.
”Little League, it’s important that you tell me. I need to know.”
>“I told them I was moving out this morning, to go with you. They didn’t seem to care.”
>Why’s that?”
>She looks to her left, “I’ve been telling them that for a while.”
>“They never seem to bat an eye no matter what I do.”
”I know Lily, but..”
 
>“Anon, I can’t do it anymore.”
…
> She sits up from the couch and looks at you.
>“I can’t go back there. My mother never pays attention to me, and my dad…” She starts to tear up
”Lily..”
> “I don’t want to get hit with that thing anymore!” Tears begin to form in her eyes.
” I know Lily but we have to address this problem. I can’t just take you, I could get in trouble.”
>She sniffs “I know that… ”
>She sniffs again “ I got a paper today from Twilight the other day.”
>She hands you a  paper from her saddlesack
>It’s an unfilled adoption form.
 “We’ll fill this out first thing tomorrow, but we need to get some sleep…”
>The sniffling filly jumps back on the couch, and wraps her forelegs around you
> You pat her on the head, and wrap your hand around her.
>“Thank you, Anon.  I love you so, much”
” I know.”
“I love you too, Lily.”
 
>You are Lily.
>You awake up to the smell of… Pancakes!
>Anon is in his apron, cooking breakfast.
>” Good morning,  sleepy-head.”
>” You better spruce up, we’ve got a big day today.”
“Alright, Anon.”
 
>You go to bathroom, and then take your hat off.
>You wash yourself up in the shower.
>You think of Anon as you clean your nether region, but the thought doesn’t linger for long.
>”Breakfast is ready!” Anon yells from in the kitchen.
“Be right there!”
>You grab a towel from the wrack to dry off.
>You look in the mirror as you brush your hair.
>Good thing you don’t have school today, it will make this whole adoption thing easier.
>Not like you want another sex ed class this week anyway with Ms. Cheerlie anyway.
>You pounce out of the bathroom, and take a seat at the kitchen table.
>Anon comes over with two plates of Blueberry Pancakes.
> ”Bon Appetite.”
You immediately slam your face into the plate.
>” Eat up, Lily.”
…………………………………………………………
>You are now Anon.
>That girl can eat.
”Glad you are enjoying it Lily.”
” According to this piece of paper we have to get your parents’ signatures and I have to pass a background check.”
>Lily keeps slamming.
“The background check comes first. I need to talk to Princess Twilight today about scheduling it.”
>Lily finishes, but looks troubled.
>“What about my parents?”
 “Yeah, about that...”
 
“You have their permission to be here right?”
>“Yes. “
>” Why do you care so much my parents anyway?”
 “I don’t, but the law is a funny thing. If I’m not careful I won’t be able to adopt you.”
>“But, Ano-“
”Lily, I won’t let those people hurt you anymore, I promise. I should have done this a long time ago.”
>Lily smiles “So, when do we go?”
”Right after I get dressed, these pants will need to be washed.”
>Lily blushes “S-sorry about that.”
> You finish your pancakes (damn you can cook).
> You then you go to your room to get on your pant, suit and tie.
Later…
> You and Lily arrive at Princess Twilight’s Treehou—I mean castle.
R.I.P 2010-2014. Never forget.
> You knock on the door of the atrocious looking castle.
“>Be right down!” Twilight yells.
> You hear her trot down the stairs, before opening the door.
>“Oh, good morning Anonymous, and… Little League.
>“What brings you two here?”
” Good Morning, Princess Twilight”
 “I wanted to talk to you about scheduling a background check for an adoption.”
>“That sounds fantastic, Anon.”
>“Please come on in, and have a seat at my desk.”
>You and Little League enter the door.
>You both have a seat at a small white Desk.
>The desk has Newton’s Cradle on it, and Twilight’s Title on it.
>Twilight sits behind the desk.
>”So, Anon, who are you wishing to adopt?”
“I was wishing to adopt Little League.”
>Twilight raises an Eyebrow.
>“Interesting, have you filled paper work with her parents yet?”
” No we we’re on our way to do that.”
>“Lily, are you okay with this?”
>“Yes, Princess Twilight. Anon is so caring, and has been like a second father.”
>“Sounds good; however I can only schedule you for the appointment”
>“To adopt Little League you will need to fill out additional paperwork after your appointment.”
>“When would you like to schedule the appointment?”
”As soon as possible”
>“Let me check the schedule...”
> “You’re in luck; we have an opening tomorrow at 7:00pm.
>“Would that work for you?”
“Yes, that sounds great.”
>Maybe this will be easier than you thought
>“Great. Please make sure that you have a copy of your passport, and..”
>THUMP!
>Twilight places a huge stack of paper work on the desk.
>“Make sure all the paper work is completed.”
> Your eyes glare at the god forsaken pile of papers.
>There had to be at least 300 pages there!
> “Our background checker, Ms. Heartstrings will show up at your house to assess you.”
>Wait, Ms. Heartstrings… LYRA?
You gulp ” Ms. Heartstrings…as in Lyra Heartstrings?”
>“Yes, Anon, that is correct. Why do you ask? “
> Great you get to have a background check by your own stalker
>and coincidently Lily’s cousin.,
> You and Little League let out a collective sigh.
 “Is there anybody else that can give me a background check?”
>“No, Anon. She is the only one doing background checks in Ponyville as of late.”
“… Alright, tomorrow at 7 it is then.”
“.Very good, is there anything else you need?”
” No, that will be all for today.”
> All three of you stand up
“Thanks for the help, Princess Twilight. We’ll be heading out.”
> You pick up the paper work.
> You and little league bow out to the Princess, and head out the door.
>“Let me know if you have anything else!” Twilight shouts, as she waves.
>You drop off your paper work at the house
………………………………………………………………………………………
> You and Lily walk through Ponyville.
>“Anon, how are we going to get Lyra to like us?”
” I’m not sure, Lily. I have a feeling she’s going to feel funny about me adopting you.”
>“She is jealous of you and me, Anon.”
> “We can do this, Anon. No problem right?”
 You smile, “Yeah, I suppose so.”
” I still remember when you told her how we were going to married, and have many of foals.”
>Little League blushes, then looks up at you slyly. “We can start now, Nonny.”
 You laugh, “First we got to teach you about proper anatomy later tonight”
>She blushes “Don’t tease me.”
“ Me tease you? Never.”
>She rubs her head against your leg, and you scratch her behind the ears.
>She leans into you
> She’s just so adorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnvXSSv2vqU
> It is such a nice day
> The sun is shining
> Lovely shaped clouds float in the sky
>Lily Walks alongside you, with a radiant smile..
“Say, Lily are you Hungry?”
>“Yeah,  Anon.  I’m a little hungry”
 >Lily’s stomach growls like a Sarlacc pit.
You raise an Eyebrow. ” Only a little hungry?”
>Lily Laughs, and a blush sweeps across your face
>“Okay, maybe a lot.”
> You notice a Hayburgers up ahead.
“How about we go to Hayburgers, Lily?”
>“That sounds delicious”
>You both head into the Hayburger’s
>It smells just like the ones on earth, except with hay
>You both look up at the menu trying to decide what eat.
“What looks good to you Little League?”
>“I don’t know…”
> Then out of nowhere, Pinkie Pie
>“Hi, Nonny!”
” Oh!  Hi Pinkie, I forgot you worked here.”
>“Yes, sir indeed-ie!”
>“I work here part time, when I’m not working for the Cakes”
>“What would like?”
 “I’m not sure, what would do you have?”
>“We’ve got Hay-nuggets, Hay-tacos, Hayburgers, and Mc Weenies!
” Wait, what was that last one?”
>“ Hayburgers.”
> Lily speaks up, “That sounds good.”
 “We’ll take two Hay Burgers with medium fries and one Milkshake”
> “Two number nines with fries & a milkshake. That will be three bits.”
> You throw the bits up on the table, and take your receipt.
>“I’ll come by your table with your food when it’s ready!” Pinkie Pie exclaims,
> You and Little league get some soda, and then have a seat.
” So, Lily when’s the last time you’ve been in a Hay Burger?”
>“Actually, this is my first time”
> I understand keeping your kids healthy, but you got to treat them every once in a while
” Wait, you’ve never been to one before. Not even once?
>“No, Mommy never really took me anywhere.”
>“She’d always cooked something one night, and then re-use it for the rest of the week.”
” That sounds… economical.”
>“ Is that what you call? It doesn’t sound too tasty.”
“I’m sure eating the same left overs seven days in a row wasn’t either”
>“ It wasn’t. Mom always spent her spare money on drinks.”
>You’ve been aware of Little League’s abusive father for only a couple of weeks now,
>but this is the first time you’ve heard about her alcoholic mother.
> You’ve been taking photos of Little League
> Whenever she came to your house with a bruise from one of ‘Daddies Accidents’
>You’ve dated each one and put them in a file.
> After which you would took care of her wounds,
> If you play your cards right you can get these people incarcerated.
> And, hopefully get Lily signed over to you.
>Pinkie Pie comes to the table with your food.
>“ Here you go! Dig in!”