>Be Anon, the Impossible Part-Time worker >You now hold down more jobs than theoretically possible for one man >One of those jobs is assistant baker at Sugarcube Corner >Pinkie was delighted to find out you'd be working with her >Day in, day out, the two of you help the Cakes prepare some of the finest alliterative pastries and candies in Ponyville >Ponka has even considered naming a treat after you, once she figures out the proper alliterative ingredients (Apple? Apricot? Asparagus?) >One day, at the end of your shift... "It's about time for me to head home, Pinkie. See you tomorrow?" >"Of course, Nonny~! I just gotta take care of this extra batch of cookie dough, then I'll close up!" "Sure think, Pinkie. See ya later!"   >About twenty minutes later, you make it to your modest house on the other side of town... >...Only to find you forgot your key >Damn it, you must have left it at work >Grumbling, you make your way across Ponyville again, the streets devoid of ponies >The setting sun casts ominous shadows as you approach Sugarcube Corner >The bell rings as you open the door >Nopony's home... "Hey Pinkie, I left my house key here, you still in? >You hear a groan from the kitchen "Pinkie?" >As you head into the kitchen, your jaw drops >"Oh...Hey, nnf, Nonny..." >You find Ponka on the floor, her back against the counter >Between her legs is a gurgling, swollen tummy "Pinkie...What did you do?" >"Well, there was a lotta cookie dough, and I couldn't fit it all in the back so I *URP!*...well, you know..." >Sighing, you sit down next to her, resting a hand on her tummy >"Hey Nonny, could you take me to my bed? I..uh...I can't get up." >With another sigh, you pick up the porked Ponk and carry her upstairs >You let her down gently onto her bed "Okay Pinkie, I gotta go..." >"No no, wait..." >She grabs your hand >"Could you rub my tummy? I'm feeling a bit yucky right now..." >You weigh your options... >On one hand, it's late, and you really should be getting home >On the other, there is a pink pony with a big, achy belly begging for rubs >You go with the bellyrubs >Gently, you press your hand into her stuffed tummy, slowly rubbings circles into her gut >"Ohohoh yeaaah~..." >Her belly feels warm and soft under your hands, yet firm from the bloated stomach within >"Ahaaah...Thank you...Nonny~..." >As you rub her belly, Pinkie curls up, her hooves cradling her dough-swollen gut >Soon, she's lulled to sleep by your soothing tummyrubs >Satisfied, you leave her there, pulling a blanket over the sleepy, stuffed pony "See you tomorrow, Pinkie." >At that, you close the door, fetch your key and start making your way back home