Imperator!
 
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>”Anonymous, what did you DO?!?”
“Which front?”
>”I was on vacation for two weeks! TWO WEEKS!”
“Correct, imperator!”
>Celestia moans. “Where’s Luna? She was supposed to be in charge here...”
“Legate Luna is currently directing army group south from the front, Imperator!”
>”I… When I said to play hardball with the griffon diplomatic party, this isn’t what I meant.”
“B-but Imperator! They impinged on your honor! Their ambassador commit unspeakable acts!”
>”He called me ugly, twice.”
“Yes! The spirit of war was ignited, conflict became inevitable, imperator!”
>”Anon, why do you keep calling me that?”
“We um, held a referendum after the war started. Luna told us about the olden days, and imperator’s one of your new titles”
>’SIGH’
“We’re also known as the ‘Empire of the Ever-Living Sun’ now, if you were interested.”
>”Anon, I specifically said to keep policy friendly.
“But I am!”
>”Really now.”
“If you’re friends with someone, you want what’s best for them, right?”
>”Okay…”
>Griffon leadership was decadent and corrupt! If I was really a friend to Griffons, I’d want them to be lead by the most benevolent, enlightened, and glorious figure I could think of! You!”
>”Annon, I…” Celestia let out a deep sigh.
“Imperator, do you need a tummy rub?”
>”Yes Anon. Thank you.”