>Be on vacation in Apploosa.
>Taking in the sights,
>Indulging in good country cooking,
>Hitting up the casino over on the Buffalo Reservation,
>All-in-all a good week so far.
>You even bought yourself a black stetson and one of those giant belt buckles.
 
>Visiting a historic mission, from the first Apples to settle the area.
>Suddenly the doors close behind you, leaving you alone in the candlelight.
>A purple portal opens and a familiar yellow pegasus steps into the room.
>She's got a guitar, and is strumming along.
>You back up to the door, but find it locked.
>Panicking, you hear her begin to sing.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZSiBj4vCiY
 
>My Anon,
>don't you know we've come a long, long way?
>I been longin' to see ya,
>When you're around you take my breath away.
 
>Sweet Anon,
>You'll surely fall for my disguise.
>I'm a lonely dreamer with my eyes fixed on my prize
 
>AnoooOOOOOOOOOooo-o-o-on!
 
>AnoooOOOOOOOOOoon I love you!
 
>My Anon,
>Mine was a cold and lonely bed.
>Just my thoughts about you turn my face flushed 'n' red.
>Crazy human, you're so stong when you take hold of me
>You drive me crazy wond'rin how my life could be.
 
>You are the one who sets my- LOINS ON FIRE!
 
>You treat me so rough, Anon- TAKE ME TODAY!
 
>AnoooOOOOOOOOOooo-o-o-on!
 
>AnoooOOOOOOOOOoon I love you!
 
>AnoooOOOOOOOOOooo-o-o-on!
 
>AnoooOOOOOOOOOoon I love you!
 
>AnoooOOOOOOOOOooo-o-o-on!
 
>AnoooOOOOOOOOOoon I love you!
 
>You stare at each other in the silence and candlelight
>"Um, Anon?"
...
>"Is 90's Country your fetish?"
 
>That night you carry fluttershy deep into the backcountry.
>The sun-kissed rocks of the mesas keep the two of you warm as you make love with only the coyotes and the moon as witness.
>Today was a Brooks and Dunn kind of day.