It was a bright and wonderfultastic day in fluffyponiville, when one day, the evil Axeman came to town. Village. Whatever.  That dude, (the evil axeman i was just talking about, keep up with the fucking story jesus christ), was all like “grr, I hate fluffy horses. I must harm them.” And then the fluffy ponies were all like “Oh no!” Oh wait shit I forgot to introduce the main fluffy pony okay his/her/it’s name is Fluffpony and like okay well like it has white fur and it’s pretty fluffy man. Totally fluffy. Totally.
Anyway Axeman took Fluffpony away from it’s parents. “Aw dude, not cool. That little guy/girl/thing needs some hugs to live man.” They said. And then Axeman bellowed “Yeah well I don’t care faggot so fucking deal with it.” Fluffpony was just a babby so it had no idea what the fuck was going on. It was all like “what the fuck man.”  OKAY SO fastfoward like some years later Fluffpony is now like kinda fully grown I guess? The pony equivalent of a 20-year o+
ld? I think? So anyway Axeman came up to Fluffpony and was all like “Hey. I’m gonna hurt you. This is how I get off.” And Fluffpony replied “oh fuck i dont like that.” and then Axeman said “Too bad because i’m going to hurt you.” Axeman took his axe and chopped Fluffpony’s legs off. Just cut them clean the fuck off. “Goddamn that hurt like a bitch.” said Fluffpony. “Oh fuck I can’t walk now.” yelled Fluffpony. And then Axeman said “and now im gonna chop you up to bits and put you in a stew. Okay. Because i’m hungry. And I hate Fluffyponies.” And then he did that. Fluffpony was all like “oh fuck im in stew and all chopped up wait fuck how do i even talk when im dead oh shit this must be hell.” It turns out Fluffpony was in hell all along like the Twlights Zone.
 
The end.