I am that kid who use to borrow
        your favourite games when we were young
        And when it came time to return 'em
        The discs were scratched when I was done
        (Your discs were scratched when he was done)
       
        And god forbid you ever gave me
        A memory card I could erase
        No file is safe, you'd better reckon
        There ain't no thing I can't misplace
        (There ain't no thing he can't misplace)
       
        I have a card, a holographic
        rare japanese Articuno
        I got it from, my dad last christmas
        Because he works at nintendo
        (His dad works at nintendo)
 
        Hey miss teacher, I think that anon
        has a gameboy in his backpack
        And if I can't have one of my own
        I'll be sure you ne'er get it back
        (He'll be sure you ne'er get it back)
       
        Maybe you all think, you never knew me
        But if you try hard you'll recall
        That there always was some fucking asshole
        You'll always hate, be he big or small
       
        (You'll always hate him big or small)