[15:47:27] Mind High raises his brow at Phoenix, "Are you feeling alright, sir?" and looks at the trio behind Phoenix... then back to Nix [15:47:57] GreenHoof nevertheless stands by Phoenix's side, although the look on his face is pretty unsure. [15:51:01] The pegasus shifts around and picks up his spear... gently, looking a tad bit suspiciously, if not a bit tense. [15:52:41] GreenHoof looks around them, sizing up their odds if Phoenix did something stupid. He looks to Phoenix, speaking meekly. "C-come on man... Calm down. We don't want to cause any trouble, right?" [15:52:48] [gibe minute pls] [15:54:22] Phoenix_Down stares deeply into Mind's eyes, the guard finding it difficult... and then impossible to move his head or blink, feeling like a drill is being bored into his head as Phoenix's eyes take a deep red coloration, pressing against Mind's mind, drilling into his thoughts and memories [15:55:59] Phoenix_Down growls angrily, reaching a hoof around Mind's neck as he drifts off to the land of sleep, speaking loudly "If I see your horn light up, he is dead... nobody moves" [15:57:13] GreenHoof 's eyes widen in horror, jaw dropping. "Wh-what the f-fuck are you d-doin, man?!?!" [15:58:21] Phoenix_Down turns to the guards at the gate with a growl, still holding Mind "Open the gate... NOW" [15:59:06] GreenHoof jumps forward, trying to get in Phoenix's field of view. "What the fuck! Stop, Phoenix!" [16:00:06] GreenHoof draws his crossbow, about to lift it up to be level with Phoenix's head, but something inside him prevents it. He stands there, next to Mind, holding the crossbow in hoof. "L-let Mind go, man! D-don't hurt anyone!" [16:00:21] Phoenix_Down looks at Hoof, his eyes still glowing a dark, powerful red "I SAID DON'T MOVE, OPEN THE GATE" [16:00:32] Three guards behind Phoenix immediately tense up with their weaponry rising up, staring at Phoenix with glaring eyes, "Put. The pegasus. Down.", the earth pony rumbles, his sword lifting up. Pegasus and unicorn side glance at each other with the pegasus starting to edge back towards gateway. [16:01:01] Hoof, roll a d20 [16:01:12] GreenHoof looks into Phoenix's eyes, suddenly realizing... This isn't Phoenix. Oh god... he wants to get to the changeling... This means - "Take him down!" [16:01:14] !roll d20 [16:01:14] 17 == 17 [16:01:26] Phoenix_Down draws a hidden blade from beneath his cloak, holding it to Mind's neck "I SAID DON'T MOVE OR HE DIES!" [16:01:28] The earth stallion manages to look away before the spell is cast on him [16:01:58] GreenHoof brings the crossbow up to Phoenix's head "N-no! He can't get to the changeling!" [16:02:39] Phoenix_Down presses the cold metal to the neck of Mind High, still looking at Hoof with his glowing red eyes, since the stallion won't listen, he will just put him to sleep too [16:02:50] GreenHoof shoots at Phoenix [16:03:03] "Kill Phoenix!" [16:03:05] Roll init [16:03:08] !roll d20 [16:03:09] 2 == 2 [16:03:43] !roll 1d20+4 [16:03:43] (14) + 4 == 18 [16:04:11] The pegasus guard at this point shuffles back even more... The gate was technically opened (as was stated per last description), and he quickly darts back on the shot, running back into depths of facility [16:04:11] Other guards were a bit hesitant, their eyes widening up as 'shot' is made. [16:04:38] Hoof steals the init with his action, but phoenix goes after. Hoof, roll hit [16:05:13] !roll d20+2 [16:05:13] (5) + 2 == 7 [16:06:41] Two guards on a standby. Till action's resolution. [16:07:00] The aim of the earth stallion isn't the best and the bolt lands in the wall behind Phoenix! [16:07:24] Phoenix_Down watches the bolt fly, glaring at Hoof, trying to lock eyes with him again [16:07:32] Hoof, roll d20 [16:07:36] !roll d20 [16:07:36] 11 == 11 [16:08:04] GreenHoof tries to avoid Phoenix's gaze, remembering advice, and tries to reload crossbow. He casts a glance to the guards by him. "K-kill him!!!!" [16:08:07] The stallion barely manages to look away once more, better block your eyes or something! Phoenix is still holding a blade to Mind's neck, have that in mind :p [16:08:33] "MOVE AND HE DIES!" pressing the blade just a bit harder to Mind's neck [16:09:23] GreenHoof aims the crossbow at Phoenix's chest, popping off another shot. [16:10:09] Roll hit [16:10:39] !roll d20, aiming for chest [16:10:40] 2 == 2 [16:11:03] Phoenix_Down 's free hoof glows red, firing a sharp magic missile at Hoof [16:11:07] The bolt lands in the ground. [16:11:14] Both guards intervene attempt to intervene while >Phoenix starts to do his shit. [16:11:22] Roll damage, Phoenix [16:11:28] !roll 1d6 pewpewpewpewpewpew [16:11:28] 4 == 4 [16:11:32] The pegasus guard that ran away into facility disappears in gates [16:11:56] Phoenix_Down assumes nobody cares about Mind High's life [16:12:12] GreenHoof misses suddenly hit in the chest with a magic missle. The earth pony is sent onto his back on the ground, looking up in horror, but carefully keeps his eyes off Phoenix's. "A-alright, man! Just don't hurt Mind!" [16:12:19] Phoenix_Down reminds Able that NPCs are living, reasonable people just like the rest of us [16:12:40] [it also cut you up Hoof, leaving an open wound] [16:12:44] The burn on Hoof's chest suddenly starts to bleed, profusely! [16:12:57] Guards may roll init [16:13:06] !roll 2d20 [16:13:07] 19, 18 == 37 [16:13:28] GreenHoof looks up to Mind from his position on the ground. He looks down to his chest, which is now bleeding pretty bad. He looks back up to Phoenix, suddenly realizing something: He made a horrible, horrible mistake. 'Oh... oh this is bad...' he thinks to himself [16:13:58] GreenHoof coughs, sputtering blood, trying to reload his crossbow. [16:14:05] Guard 1 can act! [16:14:07] Phoenix_Down looks back to the guards, his shiny blade still pressed right against the jugular of their fellow guard and friend [16:15:10] Please specify which race is guard 1 and 2 [16:17:19] Phoenix_Down 's form starts to change... gradually shifting from the bronze coat and fiery red mane as the 'battle' progresses, shrinking slowly in size just a bit as she takes on the form of not the loveable guard captain, but a.... a..... [16:17:23] Phoenix_Down [kvirc@c50-26-215-33.abilcmtk01.tx.dh.suddenlink.net] is now known as Talassa [16:17:27] Talassa A HOOWITCH [16:17:36] "Oh FUCK!" [16:18:51] Urf and uni [16:18:51] ... however both guards still continue to stare between grappled Mind and themselves, their weapons blazing up and ready, "We can talk it over if you're gonna drop the pegasus down." [16:19:42] Talassa spits out "I'll drop him when I get what I came here for, drop your weapons!" [16:20:13] Guard 2 talks as well? [16:20:15] "We can't let you have the changeling!" [16:20:49] Inits are rested due to diplomacy engagement! [16:21:00] Talassa glares at the guards, her eyes still red "set your weapons down and stand aside" [16:21:11] "How about you we'll settle this clean and calm? *What* are you searching for?!" [16:22:14] The earth pony slowly slowly relaxes his pose, eyes still starting at Mind, his weapon giving away a little lean forward... [16:22:16] GreenHoof rolls off his back and sits up, looking down at his bleeding chest. He takes the moment of diplomacy to reach into his saddlebag and pull out a bandage, grunting in pain as he tries to wrap up his bleeding chest [16:22:28] "The horn" [16:22:58] The HOOWITCH is a pink unicorn of disheveled mane, wearing a mask made of many pieces of leathers grotesquely sewned together. On her flanks, a cake cutie mark can be spotted... watch out her eyes! [16:23:18] GreenHoof has been making sure to not look at her eyes. [16:23:29] "D-don't look at her eyes, boys!" [16:26:09] Talassa steps forward, blade still held to Mind's neck "take me in.. I will get the horn... I will leave, nobody dies, understood?" [16:26:43] GreenHoof bandages himself up before holding his hooves up defensively, licking his lips. "W-wait a minute... Where's Phoenix? Maybe we can do a trade..." [16:27:05] "better yet... go in, bring me the Horn... or Hoof and Mind die" [16:27:39] GreenHoof speaks a little louder, a hint of desperation in his voice. "Well WAIT! W-we can talk about this! Where's Phoenix?" [16:29:24] Talassa lets out a sharp laugh at Hoof's request "take a look!" showing him her mask [16:30:24] The mask is composed of many chunks of leather... some of them still have some of the fur of their original owners attached to them... one of them, that covers the right cheek of the witch's face, has a bronze piece of fur on its center [16:30:44] Both guards listen to conversation as the earth guard lowers his weapon a bit more... [16:30:44] "What horn?", the unicorn hears out Hoof's damn words, his eyes staring down at grappled Mind at this point [16:30:44] "You're speaking riddles, mare.", the earth pony continues, "With construction crew doing their job, you won't anything of use without a pony who knows his way around." [16:31:19] Talassa turns back to the guards "The changeling queen's horn, bring it to me and they both live... no questions, just bring it to me!" [16:31:20] "Should've called Tome for this." [16:32:51] GreenHoof 's eyes widen again in horror, seeing a piece of his friend's face. Suddenly, things made a lot more since. Phoenix was dead. Gone. The realization hit the stallion like a ton of bricks, heart immediately sinking. But... Phoenix would never let this witch get what she wanted, either. He wishes the guards would just attack her. [16:32:52] Talassa glares, pressing the knife a bit harder on Mind's neck "if you don't know where it is, then GET IN THERE AND FIND IT... you have 15 minutes before the hostages die" [16:34:34] The unicorn and earth pony guards immediately glance at each other... then at Mind and mare's forehooves, "Wait here, but we can't guarantee that Tome haven't taken it out. He *left* several outs ago with a package." [16:35:02] Talassa chages her horn and fires it at Hoof again with another powerful bolt of energy "GET IN THERE AND FIND IT" [16:35:06] !roll 1d6 damage again [16:35:06] 5 == 5 [16:35:52] "If you can't find the horn, then bring me everything magical in there, and no bullshit!" [16:36:07] The missile lands in Hoof's left foreleg, lacerating him more. Anotehr wound for the stallion [16:37:17] GreenHoof yelps, being hit again with a powerful bolt, this one hitting his leg. The earth pony sees black swimming at the edges of his vision. Coughing a bit, he spits up blood and holds a hoof to his chest, putting pressure on it. He gulps, voice a bit weaker. "W-wait, ma'am... I can go get Tome... he'll be able to find it quicker than they will, a-and he might have it." [16:37:28] Both start to slowly retreat back, although the earth pony stops, "No guarantees, mare. You don't look like somepony who could haul useless junk anyways.", the guard blurts out, casting his gaze at Hoof while unicorn continue, "This is a d-damn mining outpost." [16:42:40] "I don't think that miss will find mined out rocks valuable.", both slowly slowly slink back into entrance way [16:43:52] Talassa keeps the knife brandished "I'm no fool... bring me what I want and nobody dies" [16:44:05] GreenHoof watches the ponies leave deep into the vault, looking to Talassa. "What're you doing with this stuff?" [16:44:10] GreenHoof doesn't look into her eyes~ [16:44:34] "Don't kill off your bargain then, miss.", and both guards retreat back into the tunnel... [16:46:11] Talassa takes the knife, from Mind's neck, moving it towards his side, slowly dragging the metal blade up him, a nice trickle of warm blood starting to flow "what I'm doing with it is none of your concern, Hoooof" [16:46:22] Redlight [~MacBook@c-50-171-11-141.hsd1.tx.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannon-Catacombs [16:46:57] Blood flows from the superficial wound, starting to form a puddle on the ground below the unconscious pony... [16:47:14] GreenHoof gulps again, voice going a bit softer, a hint of sadness in his voice. "Why... Why did you kill me friend...?" [16:47:17] my* [16:47:27] [Suddenly Hoof becomes scottish] [16:47:32] [That's right, Hoof's Scottish now] [16:48:07] [[ never mo to see the great fog over the mounds ]] [16:48:25] [/me cringes so hard right now] [16:49:11] Talassa lets out a laugh "the bohdy of a hero has many uses... now Sihlence" [16:50:26] Talassa's voice changes into the raspy and almost disgusting  one that the cultists use, as if an animal were trying to spout words in an unsettling way. [16:51:40] GreenHoof looks down at the floor sadly, ears folding back, looking at his own pool of blood mixing in with Mind High's. He speaks quietly. "But... he had a family... You saw it... How could you do that...?" [16:52:13] Talassa 's horn glows red again, pointed towards Hoof "I said silence" [16:53:41] GreenHoof shuts his mouth. His face and demeanor looks defeated. His ears are folded back, and he looks down at the puddle of blood with despair. Behind his expression, however, his mind is working at a mile a minute. [16:54:13] Hoof, roll d20+STR [16:54:17] Talassa grits her teeth, looking none too happy with the vocal hostage as she looks back to the gate [16:56:30] !roll d20+3 [16:56:30] (15) + 3 == 18 [16:56:48] Hoof doesn't receive damage from his wounds... by now [16:58:07] GreenHoof casts a glance to the loaded crossbow laying right next to him, but doesn't move. [16:59:34] Talassa pats Mind's cheek with her hoof "looks like your friends don't care about you~" [17:00:33] GreenHoof grits his teeth before coughing a bit, blood splattering to the ground. He grunts in a sigh, looking pretty dejected. [17:07:08] After the time almost strikes down, echoing movement can be heard from the depths of the tunnel in front [17:07:32] GreenHoof sits there, silently but tense as a guitar string, waiting for the guards to come back. Waiting for some sign, any, to give him an opportunity. [17:08:08] Talassa is about to sink the knife into Mind's nice, vulnerable neck, when the resounding hoofsteps return "ahhh..." [17:08:08] GreenHoof 's ears twitch, hearing the echoing. He observes his surroundings, looking for a place to perhaps roll behind cover? [17:08:35] A large, burly earth stallion moves slowly towards Talassa, followed at a small distance by a larger group of about 10 or so guards, all unarmed. In his hoof, he holds a filled saddlebag "We have your demands." [17:09:19] Talassa looks at the saddlebag "Show it to me" [17:09:40] More echoes can be heard behind 10 guards who escort the stallion, but soon seize... echoing slowly stopping... [17:10:05] The guard ponies weren't looking at the pony, with their eyes focusing on her chest and legs [17:10:29] Continues walking towards Talassa slowly, keeping his eyes on her feet, coming within a few meters and standing still "We want to know if Mind High is ok." [17:10:40] *The unnamed guard [17:10:57] Talassa looks at the bag "stand away from me... show me what you have" [17:11:08] GreenHoof coughs again, sputtering out blood. He rolls onto his stomach, looking up at the group of guards. His eyes look pleading, as if waiting for some cue or instruction. [17:11:34] Talassa nods to the guards behind him "tell them to go back or they both die" [17:12:11] The stoic stallion stands tall and proud, more than two arm reaches away from Talassa, the others quite far behind "We collected what we could find, but the horn must have been taken by Mr Tome." [17:12:37] He reaches into the bag and rumages a bit [17:15:33] Talassa looks at the bag... either the guard take her for an idiot, or the actually moved the valuable dangerous artifacts out of the vault in the few weeks that Phoenix was gone [17:15:52] The guard pulls out a vial of odd goo "This I am not sure where we found...it seems to be a slime with mind-altering effects." [17:15:53] GreenHoof looks at the guards, and over at Talassa. He's trying to gauge how distracted she is with the various proceedings, and trying to see how quick she'd be able to pop a shot off at him if he tried anything. He looks at the guards again, weighing the odds in his head of what would happen if he just rolled himself into the crowd. [17:16:17] He continues to rummage, looking to spot any fault in Talassa's concentration [17:16:32] Talassa looks at the guards "I said return back!" scanning the goo to see if its anything of value, her horn starting to light up [17:17:09] Hoof finds himself in an odd situation. His chest and foreleg hurt like hell, not like a regular injure... he's at a fair distance from tally and the crossbow, but well within her sight range. He may try to crawl away, though... [17:17:51] Sees that Talassa's concentration is taken by magic, waiting a few more seconds "We also found this very weird rock, that has...well, special properties, it's hard to describe..." [17:17:58] The guards on the backgound stand behind opened gate, shifting in their places and watching conversation between two. [17:18:21] Behind opened gate, as in in the tunnel that leads into Vault [17:19:05] Hoof is at least three or four meters away from thecrowd, an less than one away from Tally and Mind [17:19:12] Talassa looks up at the guard with a grimace "keep going... you have 3 seconds to be IN the vault with the GATE SHUT or I will rip his body to pieces, and then start on Hoof's!" [17:19:27] Talassa was referring to the NPCs in the back, not the earth one before her [17:20:24] Guards do continue to stand in their spots, weaponless and staring at Telassa's chest and limbs [17:21:08] The stallion remains calm despite his racing heart, slowly pulling out a small...black...rock. "It simply has to be...seen to believed." And with a mighty roar, the stallion throws the rock at Talassa's face, it sparks loudly with a bright flash and he charges at her, barreling over her with his entire mass "GET HER!" [17:21:10] She over him, holding a blade to his neck. [17:21:14] !roll 1d20+3 [17:21:14] (4) + 3 == 7 [17:21:29] It begins :D [17:21:30] The witch avoides the tackle! [17:21:41] We're not done yet~ [17:21:45] Roll init [17:21:50] GreenHoof rolls away into the crowd of guards, grabbing his crossbow. [17:21:54] Tally has an action in reply [17:21:57] This is getting !!FUN!! [17:21:58] Talassa sees the pathetic escuse for a weak tackle, the blade instantly sinking into Mind's neck and ending his life [17:21:59] So she starts [17:22:05] Sh sh, we have a surprise rounhd [17:22:11] The guards were prepared for the signal [17:22:14] Now roll init, guards and hoof. Mind dies! [17:22:19] [but I'm watching you, thats definitley not how surprise rounds work] [17:22:28] [>mind dies] [17:22:35] [..how else would they work? [17:22:38] [Good job urf stallion] [17:22:40] Shieeet, time for rolls. [17:22:50] [as a surprise... I'm watching you and waiting, why would it be a surprise that you act a foo?] [17:23:06] [Readied actions] [17:23:13] [Well...we aren't playing d20 techincally] [17:23:14] [Readied responses?] [17:23:25] [Eh, in d20, the guards would get an action] [17:23:25] [ [17:23:29] !roll d20 Hoof grabs his crossbow, sputtering blood onto it in a cough. He brings it up though, in the crowd of guards, trying to get a clear bead on Talassa. [17:23:29] 1 == 1 [17:23:32] [In SSSS, they woulnd't] [17:23:33] [OH FUCK] [17:23:36] [I didn't mean to roll] [17:23:36] [ahahaha] [17:23:43] [hueeeee] [17:23:46] [kek] [17:23:54] [I swear I didn't mean to roll.] [17:24:00] [I ain't nobody to waste a nat 1 :3+ [17:24:03] [ i ment to play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZha_LHVS8 ] [17:24:05] [hueeee] [17:24:21] [I meant to do /me, not roll] [17:24:31] [Anyways, GM, we playing vanilla SSSS or use d20 surprise rules? You're call] [17:24:31] Hoof moves towards his crossbow successfully, but his injures open even more. [17:24:33] !rol ld5 [17:24:38] !roll d5 [17:24:38] 1 == 1 [17:24:39] !roll 10d20 Unicorns, though can act as one section [17:24:39] !roll 6d20 Charged up pegasi [17:24:39] !roll 7d20 Urf might [17:24:39] 17, 13, 3, 3, 18, 8, 1, 13, 20, 10 == 106 [17:24:39] 5, 9, 2, 20, 20, 10 == 66 [17:24:40] 15, 4, 11, 11, 3, 12, 19 == 75 [17:24:45] hoof receives 1 damage from bleeding [17:24:51] GreenHoof rolls into the crowd of guards? [17:25:01] [SSSS since it's simpler. remember I'm an amateur yet~] [17:25:03] !roll 1d20 I am hero [17:25:04] 10 == 10 [17:25:10] [pegasi init OP] [17:25:21] [Alright, give minute to order the inits and we'll start] [17:25:38] [Did I get to roll into the crowd of guards, though?] [17:25:39] !roll 1d20+4 init [17:25:39] (9) + 4 == 13 [17:25:41] Oh my... Time to oil the fuck up.jpg [17:25:44] [this will end in a singe round hue] [17:25:56] [I request using the guards as a single unit] [17:26:12] [Guards can be used as single unit, but minion rules apply for them] [17:26:29] [Elaborate.] [17:27:44] [Fuck... I really need to take a quick shower] [17:27:48] [Like, bad] [17:27:50] [They have several detriments as unit, their HP is 1~3, but can take actions as teams. Some of Tally's attacks, depending on roll, may affect more than one target. If any of them act as unit outside the team, then normal rules apply] [17:28:12] [>use SSSS] [17:28:16] [>Add weird minion rules] [17:28:24] [All ponies have 10 HP min] [17:28:38] [Alright then - no minion rules and full SLSS] [17:28:45] [*SSSS] [17:28:48] [SSSS, but yes, w/e] [17:29:00] [how did you wrangle all these guys and get them ready to coordinate in 15 minutes?] [17:29:09] [15 minutes is good time] [17:29:25] [4 teams of 4 were stationed in grand hall all this time] [17:29:38] [I could assemble a team of 20 midgets in 15 minutes] [17:30:03] [to make the battle dynamic I'll apply minion rules, with HP deranging from 3~5. It's all] [17:30:24] [Give me 15 and I could assemble a tiny army of billions into a tissue] [17:30:26] [That's fundamentally changing how SSSS works with races...] [17:30:47] [Did I get to roll into the crowd of guards or what?] [17:30:54] [It's what I did as soon as the rock hit her face] [17:30:57] [Waiting on GM roll call] [17:31:01] [I'm improvising~I Yes hoof] [17:31:01] [chinook, 10/10] [17:31:09] [Unicorn teams start] [17:31:18] GreenHoof is in the crowd of guards, trying to get a bead on Talassa [17:31:43] [I'm gonna have to leave in an hour and eat supper with my dad on Father's Day, FYI] [17:31:50] [k] [17:32:02] [Like, an hour at most. Really more like 45-50 mins] [17:32:05] Starfire_ [~Starfire@c72063.upc-c.chello.nl] is now known as Starfire [17:32:16] [well noe looks like yer all gonna have to postpone hahah, git yer rules sorted!] [17:32:17] [its K Hoof this will be resolved soon enough it seems] [17:32:34] [>everyone getting all anxious] [17:32:39] [Niggers shit is under control] [17:32:47] [hue] [17:32:54] [i need to go lift] [17:33:16] Redlight [~MacBook@c-50-171-11-141.hsd1.tx.comcast.net] is now known as NiftyNickel[lifting] [17:33:52] High_Tide [High_Tide@S010648f8b36bb04d.no.shawcable.net] has joined #FourCannon-Catacombs [17:34:24] [/me fucking hopes his internet won't shit up] [17:34:38] [Lucy, take over dem mooks if that happened for whatever fucking reasons] [17:34:52] [Affirmative] [17:35:11] [just give me control of them! :3] [17:35:23] [Lessgo!] [17:35:30] [/me links the GET ON WITH IT video] [17:36:03] [wots all this then?] [17:36:08] [Terrorists] [17:36:14] [Vault is attacked] [17:36:43] [Also, friendly reminder that "instant kills" don't exist in SSSS] [17:36:55] [nu] [17:37:11] [High Tide I'm fucked] [17:37:19] [I made a horrible mistake in assuming it was the real Phoenix] [17:37:22] [fuck] [17:37:22] [and i ain't here...] [17:37:31] For events sake Mind is dead. Waiting on unicorn team to start, bonuses/detriments will be applied after action is stated. [17:37:51] GreenHoof is in the crowd of guards, waiting for his chance to attack Talassa [17:38:22] The lone earth luchadore is going to grapple the shit out of this hoowitch [17:38:29] ^ [17:38:30] [El Macho pls] [17:38:35] [/me points El Macho back to pathfinder] [17:39:42] My sides :D [17:39:51] Alright... so who's starting up? [17:40:01] And how we should handle this - asking just in case. [17:40:04] [Cury has told Unicorn team to go twice now :D] [17:40:11] .... fuk [17:40:20] Alllright :D [17:40:57] All at the same time? [17:41:05] Fire the lazor [17:41:19] !roll 10d4 TWILY WOULD'VE BEEN PROUD - MM~ [17:41:19] 4, 1, 4, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2 == 24 [17:41:36] [IM OUT OF MANA NEED A POT!] [17:42:18] [>unicorn firing squads] [17:42:26] [^Pthhhhhhh] [17:42:39] [it's beautiful] [17:42:51] [Jesus what am I watching!/] [17:42:52] GoldenTouch [~YellowMol@216.119.238.242] has quit IRC: Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/ [17:43:08] [its about to be genocide, Rain] [17:43:08] [Pew pew pew] [17:43:25] [the vault will be cleansed of its NPCs in one fell swoop, they even lined up for me :D] [17:43:31] A rain of lazors fall over Talassa! Plenty of them hitting her in every part of her body. She covers her head so to protect her mask... but after the cloud of powder and her mad yelling dissipate... the pony is still standing, looking angry as hell and ready to act! Earth team may act. [17:43:50] {hoy shit nigga what the fuck waaaat the faaak] [17:43:50] GreenHoof watches, eyes going wide, impressed. He steels his nerves, trying to see through the bright flash of light to find Talasa in his sights. [Do I get to go at all?] [17:44:12] [Or am I just a playing piece in a sea of NPC's?] [17:44:16] ... prepare for all out attack rape [17:44:27] Hm, have to consider reach and space... [17:44:37] [Your our only hope Greenhoof! Dont die on me farmerbro!] [17:44:52] [are any of you close enough? like legit I'm not sure how far away we are from each other] [17:44:58] [that's where bonuses/detriment applies. Wait for my outcome of results to RP anything, jsut state action and wait for result] [17:45:13] [What's the init order?] [17:45:14] [then again, usually nobody bothers to check spacing in SSSS and just attack who they please, when they please] [17:45:38] What limit to take, Lucyne? We have 7 guards. Logicall 4-5 can fight at the same time. [17:45:39] [True] [17:45:49] The crowd is standing by the door. The unicorn are all cramped together in between the urfies, Tally can reach them via magic missiles since it's a distance of around three meters to rech them [17:45:56] [This is why we need maps and use thread for maps to hold] [17:46:01] [Well...I can only FAIRLY judge if I use advanced non-SSSS rules, so it's up to GM] [17:46:20] Fuck it. Entire team then. We full 4S [17:46:30] [SLSS can handle this situation, meh. engage raep] [17:46:36] !roll 14d20+2 Urf >rape [17:46:36] (11, 9, 7, 3, 9, 12, 7, 14, 8, 17, 20, 8, 12, 2) + 2 == 141 [17:47:08] [Ok... lets calculate hits] [17:47:31] Only three of the ponies manage to reach Talassa, the rest are all eitehr avoided, left out of space to hit the witch! [17:47:51] [+2 bonus, though] [17:48:11] [considered] [17:48:15] Acknowledged [17:48:22] [Well, at least one crit] [17:48:37] !roll 3d8+1 [normal, normal, crit] [17:48:37] (8, 1, 8) + 1 == 18 [17:48:44] [Shiiiet] [17:48:45] [kek] [17:48:48] [Ponies have 10 HP, but the rest of minion rules apply. Tally gets her all-out mode activated] [17:48:54] [So is this like a dogpile attack or just a blender.] [17:48:57] [What minion rules?] [17:49:02] [You never linked any] [17:49:11] [I say dogpile like in naruto when he spammed clones] [17:49:24] [Other than low HP and possibility of multi attack, therefor...25 damage kek] [17:49:32] [I dunno, with spacing, I find it hard that ALL these pones can attack one, just saiyan] [17:49:42] [Cury said SSSS tho] [17:49:55] [In which all PCs are incorporeal floating swords :D] [17:50:06] [Topkek] [17:50:06] [Tweaking of rules is being in use for the sake of event] [17:50:27] [You herself have said that SSSS is a very imperfect system taht shouldn't be taken fully seriously] [17:50:44] [Yea, just sayin'] [17:50:44] [I want to be an incorporeal floating staff!] [17:50:59] GreenHoof waits in the sea of NPC's, totally at the 3 GM's mercy on what the fuck the only PC in this situation is doing [17:51:01] [Cury said three hit, so three hit, SSSS says GM is always right] [17:51:22] [For the record - what is her total HP? AC is 14, I gather.] [17:51:34] [Damage dealt is now 49 iirc) [17:51:36] [Farmerbro relaaaax] [17:51:40] [Modified for the sake of event] [17:51:46] [Explanations will come later+ [17:51:54] [no worries, you guys got this so far] [17:52:04] Pegasus team proceeds [17:54:01] [remember, state action and wait for result. roll acoordingly to what I say.] [17:55:06] The pegasi up above bring down their prepared thunder clouds, and let loose all hell on the bloody mare. [17:55:59] [>prepared thunder clouds] [17:56:10] [You can move a cloud] [17:56:16] [wait, moving it?] [17:56:18] [I would have seen it] [17:56:22] [das different] [17:56:33] [Well, yea, clouds prepared out of sight and then released, otherwise Tal would have seen[ [17:56:34] [Tier 1 cloud can be prepared and moved. Water source exists in the Vault.] [17:56:37] [Gotta go in 30 mins at most] [17:56:44] [you can move them, sure, but you can't hide them] [17:56:53] [Can't we just agree that the bitch is dead? I mean, she's not gonna kill all of them] [17:56:54] They were behind 10 unis [17:57:07] Thus >echo behind 'em [17:57:11] [Good luck, I'm behind 10 unicorns] [17:58:00] Clouds are moved and used on this same turn. What range of damage do they do? [17:58:15] Anything from d6 to d12, depending on SN set [17:58:57] [nah, its d4 to d12, set by SN yea] [17:59:11] [oh, yea right] [17:59:21] Choose a single range [17:59:39] d6 [17:59:45] Roll for it [18:00:11] [thats 13 right? don't forget your +2!] [18:00:29] !roll 1d20+2 (Flight Mastery, if applicable) [18:00:29] (14) + 2 == 16 [18:01:13] [giv second cell phone] [18:01:24] [/me gives Cury a second cell phone] [18:01:38] [yay] [18:02:35] Chinook [~Pone@host-80-41-164-141.as13285.net] has quit IRC: Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/ [18:02:58] [Ping me when something happens, ok?] [18:03:03] [k] [18:03:04] [I could've gone and taken a shower] [18:03:50] [bak] [18:04:44] The attack is succesful! Six lightnings atriking the bloody mare for... Roll 6d6 [18:04:54] !roll 6d6 [18:04:54] 3, 5, 1, 2, 3, 4 == 18 [18:05:38]  18 damage! The clouds dissipate after being used... Talassa still stands, her mane frizzled and her mask almost raptured, revealing a bit of her face. Tally's turn! [18:06:49] The vault inhabitants have now officially lost all color in their faces. [18:07:05] Talassa hisses from the series of cowardly blows "COWARDS, the LOT OF YOU COWARDS... thats why YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD!" looking to the standout Green pony in the growd as her horn glows an evil red [18:07:10] !roll 1d20+6 [18:07:10] (3) + 6 == 9 [18:08:02] Talassa glowing a dark, painful red, but Hoof feels no different [18:09:05] [Dat bitch just took 60 damage. When did Space Mareines become a 4C thing?] [18:09:08] GreenHoof just aims his crossbow at Talassa, waiting for GM to give go ahead. [18:09:34] The horn glows... but nothing happens. Hoof's turn! [18:10:07] Able_Tome waits for that Urf El Macho's actions after Hoof :DD [18:10:22] !roll d20+3 Hoof snaps a shot off at Talassa's chest. [18:10:22] (3) + 3 == 6 [18:10:25] [I think El Urfo was first actually] [18:10:27] [wow, kek] [18:10:40] [Shiiiet... dubs] [18:10:52] [tfw dubs are worthless, what a cruel world] [18:11:34] [No its the mask kill the mask kill the poni or at least KO it] [18:11:48] [Its like majoras mask or something like that!] [18:11:59] "Maybe you wouldn't be dying today if you valued life and family over your sick blood cult." [18:12:16] [yea, Phoenix is probably in there, you should put your weapons down and try to reason with hi-] [18:13:47] [....wow nice one] [18:13:58] [/me marks down that tact is not one of farmerbros traits] [18:14:24] The bolt misses! [18:14:58] Able_Tome smells incoming El Urfo (Probably Halting Amusement) [18:15:08] Roll init [18:15:17] El Urfo (who is now a real NP- [18:15:21] Awww [18:15:28] Title, hue [18:15:42] !roll 1d20+4 what is the basis for turn order anyways? [18:15:42] (16) + 4 == 20 [18:15:44] Then again - why the fuck not :D [18:17:01] You can do that if you want [18:17:08] I guess: [18:17:08] !roll d20 Uni squad [18:17:08] !roll d20 Urf squad [18:17:08] !roll d20 Pega squad [18:17:08] And El Urfo somewhere thar. [18:17:08] 9 == 9 [18:17:08] 13 == 13 [18:17:08] 5 == 5 [18:17:26] Roll for El Urfo, Lu :D [18:17:29] Roll single init for el urfo. minion rules don't apply for him [18:17:43] !roll 1d20 Urfo Stronk [18:17:45] ehh [18:17:47] !roll1d20 [18:17:49] fuck [18:17:50] hue [18:17:51] !roll 1d20 [18:17:51] 8 == 8 [18:17:56] (I'm tired D:) [18:17:56] [third times the charm :D] [18:17:57] ]There it goes!] [18:18:08] Talassa starts! [18:18:09] Such adrenalin, wow [18:18:18] [/me gives caffein to Lucy boooooooost!] [18:19:10] Talassa looks back at GreenHoof, her mouth hung slightly open for a moment, before her face contorts in furious anger, her horn glowing bright red once again [18:19:13] !roll 1d20+6 [18:19:13] (17) + 6 == 23 [18:19:50] [...] [18:19:53] Talassa feels her horn burning with her deranged magick "AND YOU DIE WITH THEM, DIE DIE DIE" [18:20:39] [Ohshit just got real...[ [18:20:41] GreenHoof ducks to the ground [18:21:54] A dar red aura envelops Hoof... pain comes soon after, the blood dripping from his wounds turning blackish like the one of the servants! [18:22:06] [........] [18:22:18] Hoof has -2 to all his rolls except perception and damage. Roll a d4, hoof [18:22:20] [Oh shiii] [18:22:24] !roll d4 [18:22:24] 3 == 3 [18:22:26] Talassa laughs madly "now he will die without me!" [18:22:49] Talassa grins "throw down your weapons, enter the vault and shut it, and I will let him live!" [18:22:52] Hoof receives 3 damage from the cruel spell! his blood is infected by a deadly curse [18:22:52] [/me prays on griffons D:] [18:23:12] Tally roll a d5 [18:23:22] !roll 1d6 [18:23:23] 6 == 6 [18:23:25] ffs [18:23:27] !roll 1d5 [18:23:27] 4 == 4 [18:23:37] [Welp, gg 4C] [18:24:06] [Jesus fuuuck[ [18:24:07] [Hoof, you can be a pretty mare with me!] [18:24:46] Internally, talassa can feel her body crumbling under the effects of her overpowered form... her vital organs, already corrupted, start to take way too much damage from over extending her powers. Of course, only she knows that, as well as knowing that she can still hold it... Tally receives 4 damage! [18:25:01] Urf squad! [18:26:15] !roll 14d20+2 W-Why ;A; [18:26:15] (8, 2, 3, 8, 4, 5, 11, 20, 13, 16, 6, 12, 17, 9) + 2 == 136 [18:26:51] four of the earth ponies reach the witch and hit her! One is a crit [18:26:57] !roll 4d8+1 [crit, normal, normal, normal] [18:26:57] (3, 4, 6, 8) + 1 == 22 [18:29:30] [do you add the damage bonus before the crit or after?] [18:30:46] Talassa is knocked around by Earth Pones! [18:30:59] The witch can't hold them away very well this time, overly tired by the spell she jsut casted. Her eyes glow of a fiery red when her body is too beten to continue working properly.  Tally hits the floor... still alive, but barely. Muttering words that are unhearable. [18:31:45] Mary_ONette[Mobile] [~androirc@94.sub-174-254-160.myvzw.com] has joined #FourCannon-Catacombs [18:32:30] GreenHoof falls to the floor, looking at the coagulating black blood in horror. [18:32:43] Coup de grace? [18:32:56] GreenHoof looks at Talassa, trying to crawl to her [18:33:22] [Can I make it to her?] [18:33:24] Unicorn team go! Talassa's coat starts to turn completely red, as if the skin under the fur were getting putrid... she reeks of decay now, her face and legs starting to lose mass. [18:33:28] [oh...] [18:33:31] [ooh, let Hoof do it!] [18:33:35] [he is the PC!] [18:33:47] She's at around three meters, you can crawl to her if the unicorns don't do something [18:33:47] [Agreed!] [18:33:58] [Aw come on, Rule of Cool] [18:33:59] Acknowledged [18:34:15] Unicorns begin to charge up their lazors [18:35:17] Hoof can crawl to her [18:35:19] GreenHoof crawls to Talassa. Slowly, weakly, he gets up onto his hooves, the pain almost unbearable, but he doesn't give up. He pulls out a sword from the sheathe on his side - Phoenix's Sword - and holds it over the witch. [18:35:57] Urf pones slowly retreat back the fuck away while unis keep their horns ready to shoot the living shit out of the corpse. [18:35:57] Five unicorns... don't shoot, but rather envelop witch's body with a glowing veil, concentrating their attention on her limbs to paralyze her' [18:36:11] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Su4zkLIcg] [18:36:38] Talassa remains compeltey still anways, as her body starts to consume itself... her mask looks burned in the border, almost falling apart. [18:36:38] Talassa looks up at the green stallion from her position on the floor, coughing up blood and saying nothing [18:37:48] He looks down at the witch, keeping his gaze on her chest rather than her eyes. His breath is shaky - he's dying. But he figures he can do one last deed for his dead friend. Coughing up blood himself, but this time black and nasty, he drives the sword into her chest without a word. [18:38:01] Talassa looks up at the green stallion.. about to- whoops nevermind [18:38:12] [heheh hoof fucked up] [18:38:15] She neverminded indeed [18:38:18] [And the lesson here is dont fuck with the vault crew, represent! They got the bling bling with the whoa tht was fast] [18:38:31] [Hey, if she has any last words, she can still say em] [18:39:02] [How did I fuck up?] [18:39:56] The witch receives the blow without a word... the sword thrust into her but she doesn't complaint... there's no blood spurting out, only black ashes as the mare starts to vanish, only her bones, of an intense red, remaining... as well as her mask and a ruby pendant. [18:40:05] [nvm hun :3 [18:40:39] [What was gonna happen?] [18:41:18] GreenHoof can feel the pain within his body vanishing as the mare turns into ashes... his blood returns to a more normal color, still coming out of his injures in waves, though... [18:41:24] Hoof, roll d20+str [18:41:28] !roll d20+3 [18:41:28] (20) + 3 == 23 [18:41:34] [hah] [18:41:39] [Green Hoof has dat iron will] [18:41:47] Hoof stronk! He ain't got time to bleed [18:41:47] [aww yea, Hoof channels Phoenix's doctor savin' skills] [18:41:54] Oh daaaaayum [18:42:50] [Warrior Hoof confirmed it seems] [18:42:52] [Dammit, I wanted to hear her last words.] [18:43:05] After the battle finishes the ponies can see that many of the lazers that didn't land on Tally did on the ground, shattering rock and dirt... the earth ponies, on their rampage, stomped Mind's body and the flask with goo, that is now splattered on the ground. [18:44:49] [Wait...] [18:44:56] [Can we retcon to have her last words? ;~;] [18:45:20] [oooooo fuck[ [18:45:25] fuuuuck] [18:45:42] [Like, right before she melted to ash?] [18:46:04] [looks up at the stallion as he stands over her... even now she couldn't help but see the similarity... the degeneration of her body had become too much for her, and it went slack from the muscular degeneration, a few rolls of liquid rolling from her eyes... the red tint does well to hide their reasoning... her head slumping to the ground as visions flood her mind of what she gave up, what she [18:46:05] could have been, the life she could have chosen... her eyes turning back up to the stallion standing over her, her voice weak and slow "I...... I'm.... sorry...."][would have been said, but Hoof killed her first :3] [18:46:07] NPCs remain frozen till Hoof acts [18:46:20] [but you killed her instead :P] [18:47:00] She's dead jim [18:47:01] Talassa [kvirc@c50-26-215-33.abilcmtk01.tx.dh.suddenlink.net] is now known as Phoenix_Down [18:47:11] And so is Phoenix [18:47:27] GreenHoof looks down at her remains., blood running down out of his mouth and other wounds. "And now you died... Wearing that stupid little mask." He rasps out, before cheathing the sword and falling to the ground, unconscious. [18:47:54] [PFFFFFFT PLSSS] [18:47:57] El Urfo sees the witch is down and rushes over to the injured Hoof, propping Hoof up in his arms and laying him down in a stable position gently and trying to quell the bleeding "Hold on! Stay with me, brother! Stay with me! Quick, techs! Get the goodberry extract! I don't FUCKING care what Tome said get it NOW!" he bellows at the unicorns. [18:48:19] [can I play El Urfo instead of Aurora?] [18:48:22] [god bless El Urfo] [18:48:23] [:3] [18:48:24] [hahah] [18:48:26] [huehue] [18:48:30] [do it] [18:48:32] [hahaha perf] [18:48:40] Phoenix_Down [kvirc@c50-26-215-33.abilcmtk01.tx.dh.suddenlink.net] is now known as Aurora [18:49:14] Part of guards scammer closer to witch's remains and El Urfo Stronk, while others quickly run the fuck back into grand hall to get techs [18:49:19] Oh shi!!! [18:49:25] GreenHoof is out like a light in El Urfo's strong hooves~ [18:49:25] Able_Tome has an idea [18:49:33] Haha~ [18:49:35] Time for a changeling incubator [18:49:42] Overmind no [18:49:56] Suspended animation. There's no way. [18:49:58] [Able's tapping into his inner Ivanov] [18:50:19] Be a good techie and do what the big burly man told you :3 [18:50:25] The witch' remains lie in the ground, consisiting her of her skeleton and the mask. Oh, I almost forgot the ruby pendant... but it's shattered and almost broken. [18:51:27] [Can her last words resonate in my mind or something like how they did the thought projection thing?] [18:52:44] [c=can I help?] [18:52:48] [YFGM would let it pass, because he has a fetish for last words] [18:53:10] [I was waiting for last words and wanted to hear them, but she wasn't saying anything so I figured she didn't have any] [18:53:18] [I wish we could retcon it in ;~;] [18:53:41] After less than a minute, guards and techs return back, hauling several boxes... behind them a certain changeling bug pone can be seen trotting to the site with guards leading her. [18:54:40] GreenHoof lays in dear El Urfo's hooves, bleeding profusely from his mouth, chest, and leg, and out cold. [18:54:40] [Talassa: "M-my only... my only regr-ret is that... the jews live...] [18:54:45] El Urfo is doing his best to tend to Hoof's wounds with what little he has available. Spotting the changeling he takes on a look of disgust "Do you have the damn extract? We're losing him." [18:54:52] "God damn it, was sh-", the tech pegasus mare gasps at the sight of a killed Mind while others get those fokken boxes [18:55:46] One of the unicorn frowns at Urfo faggot, procuring a vial out of the box... same vial that had other berry extract lying inside, "There you go. This is the last one, 'Stronk'." [18:56:33] Takes it and opens Hoof's mouth a bit ungravefully, pouring in the somewhat foul liquid "It's this or a life, damnit. [18:57:02]  234 looks over the bleeding pony and carefully moves up buzzing in distress "/.//.// I-we can help, if you wish?" [18:57:04] Man I'm out of practice with using character names. *El Urfo [18:57:32] "Don't spill that shit.", the frowning golden unicorn procures three more vials and passes 'em to Urf faggot, "Down these down his throat too..." [18:57:44] [I need to go take a shower real quick] [18:57:51] Hoof could hear, inside his head, the words of Tally as the spell vanished [18:57:56] there you go :3 [18:57:56] [Will I miss anything?] [18:57:59] The stallion eyes the changeling a bit suspiciously, knowing of it's...less good outbursts, and does as the golden unicorn says "How? You know healing magic?" [18:58:01] GM_Cury [~pallmall@190.121.86.58] is now known as Curiosity [18:58:02] [awwww, thanks :3] [18:58:39] [brb shower. Just NPC me being out like a light] [18:58:47] [kk] [18:58:49]  "We used to use this when healers were busy...but it might...disturb you..." The changeling says looking nervous at the scary earth pony "N-not healing magic more...a more physical thing...I-we will need to get close to him and his...wounds.." [18:59:28] Gives the vault eggheads an unsure look, looking for reassurance. [18:59:39] Ugh, *The maskless luchadore [18:59:49] [huuue] [18:59:59] Glitters, the tech unicunt motions at the body, "Do your thing, 234." [19:00:24] Urf gives 234 access to Hoof, but stays next to him, just in case. [19:02:28]  234 trots over to kneel down next to Hoof and looks over his body, once his wounds are identified the changeling pone nods to itself before hacking horrendously it sounds like a cat trying to yuck up a hair ball before a gullet of green slime is expelled from the bug pone's mouth to the wounded areas of the stallion which the bug begins to bind and mold over the stallions [19:02:28] injuries, some of it even enters the stallions mouth to asses the internal injuries as well. Trule disgusting.jpg [19:02:41] [:D Yay Bug Pone Halped :D] [19:02:45] Glitters meanwhile casts a sharp look at Urfo, "Don't forget about vials.", he says with rather annoyed tone... Jesus fucking shit, this day... [19:02:45] Meawhile Time, the pegasus tech, slowly approached throat-slit pony who was lying in the pool of blood, tears rolling down her eyes. [19:03:29] The luchadore puts on a face of very stoic disgust, getting some green slime splashed on him. He remains sitting motionlessly and silently. [19:03:48] Urfo already administered all vials as instructed. [19:06:10] Other guards watch the show def. not in a less disgusted manner, some scrunching noses, some looking back.. that one guy that catfaces all over the scene [19:06:37]  Eventually 234 stops and looks to the others nodding "D-done," it says in a raspy voice as the stallion which is green is now covered in even more green as the slime works as a binder and bandage to the wounds of the stallion, hopefully it will work to save his life. "C-could we have some water please, its...rough on the throat... [19:06:45] ... also some try to assess Mind's condition.... while the mare breaks into a cy. [19:07:12] Mind's condition: Fucking dead [19:07:32] Daily reminder that a cut throat doesn't kill you outright, it takes a minute or two :3 [19:07:46] More than 10 minutes have passed. [19:07:47] [yeaaah i dont think there isent much to do for him since he got trampled in the fight....[ [19:07:55] One round of combat is 6 seconds :3 [19:08:12] Hehe... well we waited for techs, so... [19:08:36] OMG YOU GUYS LET YOUR FRIEND DIE OFMG! D: [19:08:40] [nobody stifled his bleeding, he was trampled, he was also put out by the gaze, so they might have ust assumed he was dead, either way[ [19:08:49] Urf coughs a bit in disgust and carefully lifts up Hoof "I'll take him to the clinic anyways, we can't risk much." He eyes the bugpony stoicly "Eh...thanks."