1/3
>Neighbor is going out of town for the weekend.
>"Dude, can you watch my two fluffy ponies?"
>fuck.exe
>Well, you owe him a favor.
"Sure, bring them over."
>You don't have a safe-room, he understands that.
>"They're both pretty good, just keep an eye on them."
>"Give them a whack on the ass if they misbehave."
>"Don't leave them alone...that's when they really get into trouble."
>Fluffies cry about being left behind.
>"Nuuu! Wan' stay wif dadee!" "Take fwuffy wif!"
>The moment he leaves they both focus on you.
>"Mista pway?"
"Yeah, whatever."
>Throw their ball down the hallway for hours.
>Dumb things never get tired of it.
>At dinner time they whine for "Sketties."
>Ignore their crying, give them water and fluffy chow.
>Phone rings.
>Oh shit, it's that hot chick from the bar.
>She's a total slut.
>She wants you to come party.
"Fuck yeah, I'll be there."
>Hang up.  Fluffy ponies staring at you.
>"We go somepwace?"
"You aren't going anywhere."
>What are you gonna do with these damn fluffies?
>You can't cancel out on this slut.
>She sucks EVERYBODY's dick.
 
2/3
>Bathroom is smallest room in the apartment.
>Easiest to convert to a safe-room.
>Hide all scissors, razors, chemicals.
>Tape over electrical plugs.
>Put old bedding in bath-tub.
>Put litterbox in bath-tub.
>Not too shabby.
>Clap hands.
"Come on fluffies...time for bed!"
>Fluffies don't like this arrangement.
>"Nuuu! Wan' sweep wif Mista!" "Fwuffy scawed sweep awone!"
>Neighbor lets them sleep in his room. Fuck.
"He'll be back in two days...you sleep here until then."
>Carry whimpering fluffies to their bath-tub bed.
>Make them as comfortable as possible.
>One last thing...
"You need to stay in here so you'll be safe,"
>Fluffies gasp.
"there's a horrible white monster who lives in here. If you don't stay in bed all night he'll gobble you up!"
>Fluffy ponies squeal and hug eachother in terror.
>Working quite well.
>"Pwease don' wet munsta eat fwuffies!" "Whhhaaaahhhh!"
"Just stay in bed and you'll be safe. The white monster hates the bathtub."
>Draw shower curtain closed.
>Go to closet.
>Dig out old store mannequin.
>You use it at Halloween.
>Sit white mannequin on toilet.
>Blank face, no eyes.
>You admit, it's pretty creepy in the dark.
>Definately enough to keep fluffy ponies in bed.
>Close the door.
>Go out to party with hot slutty chick.
 
3/3
>Stagger in drunk.
>Best night ever.
>Got a blowjob, plus you fucked her in the mens room.
>You might not even have gonorrhea.
>Time to take a piss.
>Scare yourself with creepy mannequin.
"Oh yeah...those fluffy shitbags."
>Bathroom reeks of fluffy feces.
>Pull back shower curtain to check on them.
>Fluffies are frozen, eyes wide, mouths agape in terror.
>Hugging eachother tight.
>Sitting in puddles of piss and shit.
>Face fluff soaked with tears.
>They don't move.
>Fluffy ponies are dead.
>They peeked around shower curtain.
>Saw scary white monster.
>Died in abject terror.
"Awww, fuck."
>Neighbor is going to be pissed.
 
>Next day, buy two new fluffy ponies.
>Not even the right colors.
>Neighbor comes back Sunday evening.
>Explain what happened.
>Zero fucks are given.
>"No problem dude...fluffies die, it happens."
>Drink a few beers as new fluffies play.
>"You know, I banged that same slut last week."
>Brofist.