1/4 >Single gal living in the city. >Fluffy ponies all over the damn place. >You hate the fucking things. >Never gone as far as killing one though. >There's a pink mare that lives in the alley near your house. >Thinks you're her "fwiend." >Runs out, asks for food, asks for hugs. "Yeah...looks like you've been getting enough hugs, slut." >Fluffy mare is very pregnant. >"Why cawl fwuffy bad name? Am good fwuffy." "You're gonna dump a whole load of foals in the alley aren't you?" >"Fwuffy be mummy soon! Fwuffy happy!" "You're a dumb animal that can barely find enough food for yourself." >Fluffy mare looks confused. >"Gif fwuffy nummies?" "No you shit-brain...I'm not offering you food. I'm saying your babies are gonna starve because you can't find enough food." >Fluffy mare begins to cry. >"Fwuffy be good mummy...babbees haf 'nuff nummies." >You've planted the seeds of doubt. >Your work is done for the day.   2/4 >A week later you hear whimpering and grunting from the alley. >Take a peek out your window. >Yup...the fluffy slut is giving birth. >She's in obvious pain, crying and shaking all over. >She could really use some help. >Close window...mix a sugary chick drink...watch Lifetime Network.   >Fluffy mare greets you next morning. >"Wook wook! Haf babbees! Fwuffy wuv cute babbees!" >Two tiny foals nestle in her fluff, suckling on her teats. >You have to admit, they would be cute if they weren't vermin. >Hell, baby rats are cute too. >No big deal...you know they'll die soon enough. >The foals are already squeaking in complaint. >Momma doesn't have enough milk for them.   >It doesn't even take a week. >You hear mournful crying from the alley. >The smaller of the two babies has died. >The bigger one will stand a better chance now. >Realistically it's doomed too. >Do your part to help. >Remind your neighbors not to throw out any food. >Don't want that stray mare getting any free meals from the garbage. >With luck she'll wander off and find a new place once her other foal dies. >But instead she does something unexpected. >You hear scratching and whimpering at your door. >That fluffy shitbag better not be begging for food. >Put your hiking boots on just in case. >You're gonna kick that fluffy so far... >Fluffy mare is at the door. >Tears in her eyes, face fluff wet. >She sits up on her rump and holds out her living foal. >"Pwease...pwease take babbee."   3/4 "What the fuck?" >"Missy wight...fwuffy am bad mummy. Pwease take babbee...wif nummies...make wawm." >Heartbroken, she's trying to give you her baby. >She knows a human can give it a better life. >It's an act of selfless love you didn't think a fluffy was capable of. >Fuck all that. "Are you shitting me? Why would I want your damn baby?" >"Yu be good mummy...plenty nummies, wawm pwace! Pwease gif good home!" >You yank the foal out of her grip. >It squeals in terror...it's never been away from it's mother's fluff. >"Owwiee! Pwease mummy hewp! Fwuffy scawed!" >Kneel down so the mother can see. >Twist the foal slowly. >It screams...you can feel bones snapping, organs ripping. >"NUUU! Dun huwt babbee!" >The mother feebly tries to stop you. >Twist the foal in reverse...it howls in agony. >"Stawp huwy babbee! Stawp pwease!" >The foal stops screaming first. >You're not done. >Duct tape...the solution for all the world's problems. >Grab fluffy mare by her mane. >She shrieks and tries to escape. "Hold still bitch." >Tape the dead foal to her back. >Make several tight wraps around her mid-section. >She'll never get that off. >"WhaaaHHH! Nuuu! Take babbee off fwuffy!" "A good mummy doesn't try to give away her baby, bitch." >"Babee scawy! Pwease take off!" "Get the hell out of here!" >Give her a kick with your hiking boot. >Fluffy scampers away, screaming and crying in anguish.   4/4 >Fluffy mare becomes famous in the city. >Lots of people see the fluffy pony with the dead baby taped to her back. >Numerous urban legends pop up to explain how she got that way. >She wanders the alleys, begging for scraps, raiding garbage cans. >Forever doomed to carry her dead foal. >It dries out rather than rotting away. >Her life is unrelenting misery >Other fluffies are terrified of her...she gets no huggies. >She runs from humans now...even those that would help her. >At night she moans in sorrow. >Annoyed humans chase her off. >She never sleeps the same place twice. >In a few months she dies of fatigue, malnutrition and heartbreak.