1/3
>Fluffy pony rescue center.
>Have big backyard, safe for fluffy pony play.
>Woods are off limits to fluffy ponies.
>Fluffy ponies are very stupid.
>Hear panicked squealing one day.
>Find teal earth fluffy tangled in thorn bush at edge of woods.
>Stupid creature...you consider just snuffing him and writing him off.
>Fluffy is just so scared, so frantic to get free that you don't have the heart.
>He's really in there.
>Hopelessly tangled.
>Need the shears.
>Leave fluffy pony for a minute.
>He screams and cries, thinking you're abandoning him.
>Other fluffies are upset but terrified to go near him.
>"Why fwiend cwying?" "Fwiend have owchies?" "Need huggies?"
"No! No fluffy go near him."
>Don't want others tangled up in that mess.
"A monster has him...only Mister can help."
>Dumb thing to say.
>General fluffy panic.  Dumb things run aimlessly, screaming and crashing into things.
>Deal with that later.
 
2/3
>Get the shears.
>Return to trapped fluffy pony.
>His struggles have made things worse.
>Big tufts of fluff must be cut out.
>Most of his fluff is sacrificed.
>Fluffy pony is almost naked by the time you free him.
>Damn that's weird looking.
>Like some kinda skinny horse/rat combination.
>Traumatized fluffy runs but falls over immediately.
>Howls in pain.
>Skin is hyper sensitive.
>Without fluff even soft grass feels like metal blades.
>Pick him up, carry inside.
>Fluffy is shivering violently.
>Needs fluff to keep his scrawny body warm.
>Wrap him in electric blanket...can't stay there forever.
>Time for SCIENCE.
>Bring other fluffies inside.
>Catch a healthy one.
>Thermometer up da butt.
>Fluffy cries at the indignity.
>Don't care.  Temp 99.6F.
>Crap...heating bill is gonna be expensive this month.
>Safe room must be kept at 99 degrees to keep naked pony alive.
>Should have just snuffed him.
 
3/3
>Safe room is hot.  
>Fucking Africa hot.
>Tarzan couldn't take this kinda heat.
>Several fluffy ponies pass out from the heat.
>This is a problem.
>Can't keep the safe room this hot for just one.
>Gotta build an incubator for naked pony.
>By now, naked pony is despondent.
>Other fluffies are afraid of him...won't give huggies.
>They don't attack him, they just run away when he approaches.
>Naked pony sits in corner and whimpers.
>Consider snuffing him.
>Try one last thing.
>Select a few very friendly fluffy ponies.
>Expert huggers.
"You fluffies have been chosen to try a new game."
>Chosen fluffies cheer. "Yay!" "Pway new game!"
>Blindfold them.
>"What!?" "Why dawk!?"
"Part of the game. Now whoever can give the most hugs wins."
>Drop blinfolded ponies into a small pen.
>They stumble around awkwardly, hugging whatever they run into.
>Carefully introduce naked pony into this.
>They can't see his scary naked body, so he gets hugs like any other fluffy.
>Hopefully doing this once or twice a day will break his depression.
>Unforseen disaster.
>Naked pony screams.
>Without fluff protection, hugs are too rough.
>Combination of hyper senitive skin and fragile body.
>Out of ideas.
>Other fluffies scared by screaming, hug even harder in fear.
>Just let nature run its course.
>Naked fluffy is hugged to death.
>Well...you tried.
>Try to fish the corpse out with a hook.
>Damn difficult without fluff.