1/3 >Have a few fluffy ponies. >Every one has different personality. >One white unicorn is really clingy. >Got her from adoption center >Wasn't abused, but was ignored by former owner. >When all other fluffies go to sleep, she's always the last one awake. >Scared to be left alone. >As a result she often stays up late on your lap as you watch TV. >Watch movie about the Antarctic one night. >Terrifies white unicorn. >Freezing to death is her worst fear. >Won't even go near freezer in kitchen. Winter arrives. >Other fluffies love playing in the snow. >White unicorn won't even go outside. >You leave her in safe room. >Can't deprive other fluffies of play time just because one is scared. >Hates being left alone; she whimpers & cries until you return. >No alternative, can't leave other fluffies alone outside. >Finally get tired of it one day. >Take white unicorn out in the snow. >She screams and tries to climb up on your shoulders. >"Noooo!  Pweease not cowd!  Fluffy no liek cowd!" "Look, it's safe.  Your friends all like snow." >Other fluffies roll around and dig thru snow. >"Come pway!" "Fun!" "Not scawy!" >White unicorn wants nothing to do with it. >Won't let you put her down. >Finally give up, put her back inside. >Predictably, she cries piteously at being left alone. >Other fluffy ponies play outside for another hour.   2/3 >Getting dark; bring fluffies inside. >White unicorn is super-clingy as usual. >Fluffies get dinner. >Time for sleep. >Put fluffy ponies in safe room for the night. >"Nooo, don't weave awone!  Scawy!" protests white unicorn. >Other fluffy ponies agree. >They have a point, there is a storm blowing outside. >Wind, snow, branches scratch against window. "Everything is fine.  Go to sleep." >Close door, fluffies whimpering as you do. >Watch some porn. >Masturbating furiously. >Hear crash from safe-room. >Put cock away, rush to see what's wrong. >Tree branch has crashed thru window. >Fluffy ponies are screaming in terror. >"Munster! Munster!" >Total fucking chaos. >Fluffies running in all directions, crashing into padded walls. >Never stop screaming. >Grab them by their fluff, carry all 4 out of safe room so you can clean up. >Chaos doesn't stop. >Fluffy ponies now running wildly around house, screaming. >Deal with that later. >Need to get broken branches out of your house.   3/3 >Try to force branch back out window. >It's not very successful. >Must break up branches and toss them out front door. >Finally done. >Board up window. >Time to calm panicked fluffies down. "Quiet! Next one to scream gets the sorry-stick!" >It's super effective. >Ponies sit down obediently. >Headcount...there's one missing. >White unicorn.  Probably hiding under something. >Search house for 2 hours. >No white unicorn. >Check safe-room...you know you carried her out of there. >Put out favorite fluffy treats to lure her out. >Other fluffy ponies whine and cry that they are locked up and can't get to treats. >Morning comes; still no white unicorn. >Only explanation, she ran out in a panic while you were tossing branches out front door. >Look around outside. >Hopeless...everything covered in blanket of white snow. >She's a write-off. Months pass...Winter Wrap-Up day. >Your theory is confirmed. >Neighbor finds corpse of white unicorn hung up in his fence. >She died trapped, cold, in the dark, alone. >Everything she was terrified of. >Neighbor puts corpse in a box and brings it to your house. >Remaining three fluffies, plus new replacement see box. >"Yay!" "Pweasents!" "Pwease can open?" >Stupid creatures think every box contains presents. >Fluffy ponies rip open box before you can stop them. >Horrified by twisted corpse of "fwiend." >Screaming & crying, running panicked in all directions. >Goddamn it, why didn't I get a fishtank instead?