1/6 >Be a richfag. >Made your money...retired young. >Got a fluffy pony to amuse yourself. >She was amusing for about a week. >Now she's just annoying. >Let her watch TV to keep her from bugging you. >Nature programs are usually good. >Sometimes she freaks out when predators make a kill. "Whaaaah! Scawy munsta huwt amminal! Hewp amminal, daddee!" >You gave up trying to explain the TV to her months ago. >Today it's a show about baby animals. >awwwshit.jpg >You know what's coming. >"Daddee, daddee, daddee! Fwuffy wan' babees!" >The last thing you want is more fluffy ponies. >If you ignore her she'll pout, but she'll eventually forget. >But no...this could be fun. >"Okay, I'll see what I can do." >"Yay! Fwuffy wuv daddee! Fwuffy haf babees fow daddee!" >Fluffy pony hugs your leg. >Call your drug dealer. >"The usual, Anon?" "No...I need fertility drugs this time." >"Huh?" "You know...what infertile women take to induce ovulation." >"Like that crazy bitch that had 8 kids at once?" "Yeah, that's the stuff." >"Why the fuck do you need that?" "Just get it, I don't need to explain myself to a dope dealer." >"Okay, okay man, be cool...I can get it." >You're a good customer. >He'll get the shit for you.   2/6 >Fluffy pony is super-excited about having babies. >She keeps asking you when they'll arrive. >Fluffy dumbass has no idea how it works. >She's never even been with a stallion. >You dealer delivers the fertility drugs. >Injectable hormones...nice. >They're not cheap. >Read instructions. >Begin fertility treatments. >Twelve daily injections >Fluffy does not like this one bit. "I thought you wanted babies?" >"Why huwt fwuffy wif needwe? Fwuffy no wike owwies!" >She's already crying and trying to hide from you. >Covering eyes with her hooves. "This will help the babies come." >You know damn well she doesn't understand. >Give her the injection. >Fat needle...right in the stomach. >Fluffy squeals and cries. >Repeat eleven more times.   >You arrange a stud session. >Do your research...pick a stallion known for siring multiple foals. >Singles or twins are normal for fluffies. >This stallion has sired quads...normally triplets...never less than twins. >Just what you're looking for. >Bring your fluffy mare to the breeder. >She's practically bouncing off the walls of her carrier. >"Fwuffy get babees today? Fwuffy an' daddee go get babees?" "Calm down, today is just the first step." >Fluffy stud is an aggressive, randy stallion. >Snorting and stomping at the floor of his cage. >Breeder explains "I've been spraying odor of mare in heat into his cage all morning." >Fluffy stallion is practically insane with fuck-lust. >"I also snap a little rubber band around his cock & fluffy balls...makes them all swollen & sensitive." >This sick fucker really knows his stuff.   3/6 >Take your fluffy out of her carrier. >Breeder trims her butt fluff...fluffy doesn't like that. >"Nuuu! Dun take fwuff! Fwuffy wuv fwuff!" >Stallion starts banging on the door of his cage as soon as he see's your mare. >Fluffy hugs you tight in fear. >"Whaa! Dat fwuffy scawy! Fwuffy no wike!" >Set your mare down in the breeding pen. >She cries...scared to be put down in a strange place. >"Pwease pick fwuffy up daddee! Fwuffy scawed, wan' up!" >Breeder pulls out his stallion. >Little fluffy legs kicking like mad. >Sets stallion down in pen...he bolts straight for your mare. >Fluffy mare panics and runs. >Comical scene makes you and breeder laugh. >Horny stallion chases terrified mare around child-sized playpen. >Both clumsily falling and running into the walls. >Enough fun...catch your mare. >She thinks she's saved.  "Fank yu daddee! Meanie fwuffy scawy!" >Pin her down by the neck. >"Whaa? Nuuu! Why? Nu wet meanie fwuffy gif owwies!" >Stallion looks puzzled at the help you're providing...hesitates. >A poke from the breeder gets things moving. >Horny stallion mounts your mare. >Mare screams...she's never been with a stallion. >"No wike! No wike! Daddee hewp! Hewp fwuffy!" >Stallion pumps furiously at mare's recently virgin fluffy vag. >You look over at breeder. >Hand in his pocket...he's rubbing his cock. >What a sick fucker. >By now your mare is just crying, hoping it will end soon. >It does. >Exhausted stallion flops to the floor...big grin on his face. >Release mare from your grip. >She whimpers and begs to be picked up. >Can't sit up on her rump...it's too sore from fucking. >Breeder tosses them both a fluffy treat. >Leave your sobbing mare in the pen while you pay breeder.   4/6 >It's been a few weeks now. >Your fluffy mare is swelling up. >Eating 3 times her normal ration. >It's okay...you indulge her. >Healthy grain & vegetable diet. >Spaghetti for extra calories. >Beans for protein. >Make sure she's getting the right vitamins. >Vet comes to visit. >"This is highly dangerous. Your fluffy pony is carrying an unusually large litter. I recommend aborting, or at least C-section." "No, I'm gonna let her deliver naturally." >"Okay...but she'll never be able to care for them all."   >Keep fluffy calm and relaxed. >She's so fat walking becomes difficult. >Spends most of the day in basket in front of TV. >Begs to sit on the couch with you. >That ain't happening. >Too close to due date. >Don't want her water to break on expensive silk couch. >Crying fluffy tries to climb up to you. >Laugh as she rolls over on her back.   >The day arrives. >Highly paid vet comes to assist & witness. >Video camera set up to record. >This might be a World Record litter. >Fluffy pony is moaning and pushing. >First wet slimy foal slides out. >New momma cleans it with her tongue, nuzzles it. >Helps it find her teat. >Second foal pops out. >Cleaned...latched onto teat. >Third...fourth...fifth. >Fluffy momma tries to rotate squeaking foals on her two teats. >Sixth...seventh...eighth. >Fluffy can't even clean them all. >You & vet help by wiping new fluffies clean. >Painful contractions continue.   5/6 >By the time the vet leaves fluffy has 12 squirming foals. >She actually birthed 18, but 4 were stillborn and two died quickly. >Not quite the World Record. >12 foals...two teats...that's not good math. >Fluffy pony is confused. >"Hewp! Hewp daddee! How fwuffy gif miwk awl babees?" "I can't help you...I'm a man, I have no milk." >Fluffy cries and she tries to keep track of which foals have fed already. >All foals are squeaking and crying for more. >You leave her to her motherly duties.   >Check on fluffy. >She's exhausted...fluff is dirty & matted. >Squirming babies fight over her two sore teats. >She has no milk, but they suckle anyway. >The losers cry constantly. >"Dun cwy babees...mummy wuv...mummy gif huggies." >She has enough food for herself, but she can only produce milk so fast. >"Daddee, what do? Babbees cwy! Fwuffy tiwed!" "You wanted babies...I told you it would be hard." >"Whaaaaahhh! Pwease hewp fwuffy! Too much babees!" "What do you want me to do?" >Fluffy doesn't know. >She cries...you're offering help but she doesn't know what to ask for.   >Two days have passed. >9 foals have gotten just enough milk to stay alive. >Your fluffy cradles the dead three, trying to hug them back to life. >Her teats are swollen from constant suckling. >She hasn't slept a minute since the birth. >Her eys are crusted up with dry tears. >Bits of fluffy chow stuck in her fluff. >She just eats and produces milk. >Her foals aren't getting enough to develop, so they still can't speak. >"F-fwuffy so t-tiwed..."   6/6 >Four days in, 5 foals remain. >Fluffy mummy is like a zombie, hard to tell when she's awake or passed out. >Her teats are bloody from 4 days of non-stop tugging. >Her belly fluffy is worn off by the squirming foals. >The delicate skin underneath is raw and chafed. >Blisters and open sores are polluted with excrement. >Whenever a foal touches her horribly sore teats she howls in agony. >Even for the living foals it's too late. >They didn't get enough milk during the first crucial days. >They will never develop normally. >Fluffy notices you watching her. >Her eyes are yellow and crusty. >Pretty obvious she has a blood infection. >"D-daddee...f-fwuffy nu wan' b-b-babbees." "Now you don't want babies?" >Fluffy sobs...the terrible statement goes against all her instincts as a mother. >She nods weakly. "Dun wan' b-babbees..." >Lean down. >Whisper into fluffy ear. "Then you're a bad mommy." >Fluffy chokes on a sob...goes limp. >Her extra-retard babies continue to squirm and scrape at her belly. >They'll get no more milk from her. >Pick up dead fluffy mummy. >Last five foals fall into her basket, squealing in terror. >They've never been away from momma's fluff before. >Weak & malnourished, they stumble around and squeak. >Foals this age should be talking, running, able to play. >Toss fluffy out with the trash. >Gather up the foals, living & dead. >Put them out in the bird-feeder. >The crows will enjoy them.