>Hanging out with buddy.
>Drinkin'...smokin' that shit.
>Listening to Clapton.
>Let fluffy pony outside to play.
>Safe fenced in backyard.
Minutes later...
>Hear fluffy pony squealing in terror.
>"Nuuu! Pwease no wan' dis huggies! Huwt speciaw pwace!"
>Look out window.
>Two ferals have snuck through the fence.
>They're tag teaming your filly.
>Filly screaming and crying for help.
>Daddeee! Hewp fwuffy pwease! Meanie fluwwies huwt! Whaaaahhh!!!"
"Yo, you need another beer?"
>Buddy does.
>He asks;
>"Eh...aren't you gonna do something about that?"
>okay.jpg
>Turn up music.
>Clapton is a god.