1/5 >Fluffy pony breeder. >Try to keep fluffies happy but business comes first. >Buyer calls; wants a white unicorn, purple mane. >Must be a Rarity fan. >Got nothing in stock, but have two potential breeders. >Good chance these two can produce the foal. >Buyer says yes. >Put stallion & mare together. >Calender says they're both ripe. >Trim fluff around penor & cooch. >No hot sexy action yet; just roll around hugging & playing. >Help things along, put male on top. >Stallion gets the idea, starts humping. >Mare shrieks and bolts away. >Hides in corner, shaking. >Won't let stallion near her. >Stallion goes to opposite corner and sulks. >"Fiwwy no wan' special huggies." >Gotta do this the hard way. >Roll stallion over. >Push fluffy pony wiener out of sheath. >"WHaaaat!? No touch! Huwt place!" >Slip tube over penis. >Hit vacuum switch; tube is stuck on. >Stallion terrified by pump noise. >Doesn't matter, jizz milking has begun. >Juggle tiny fluffy balls to speed this along. >No homo. >Fluffy pony blows load into tube. >Machine off...suction is broken. >Stallion escapes.  Done with him anyway. >Thought he was going to give special huggies. >Got a scary & painful jizz milking instead. >Fluffy stallion balls up in corner of his cage and licks sore wiener. >Now for the mare.   2/5 >Mare rejected fluffy stallion. >Fluffy stallion had to be jizz milked with machine. >Now it's mare's turn. >Catch mare by scruff. >She tries to run but hooves just slide on plastic cage floor. >Hold fluffy over the litterbox. >Roar like a monster. >Literally scares the shit out of her. >Easier and safer than squeezing. >Flip fluffy mare upside down. >Pin head between your knees. >Fluffy mare crying; "Pwease let go! Pwease no ouchies!" You could have done this the easy way, but no. >Glove on left hand, slide middle finger up fluffy pony butthole. >Fluffy mare squeals in pain. >"Owww! Pwease stop huwt poopies pwace!" >Push cervix into position. >Thumb & index finger pull fluffy vag open. >Tube slides in. >Inject stallion jizz. >Slide tube out. >Pull finger out of butthole. >Set mare down gently...she scrambles away from you. "You're done girl...you'll have a baby coming soon." >Sniffling fluffy mare. >"Babees? Fwuffy momma again?" "For a little while you will be." >Until I sell your foal.   3/5 >Weeks pass. >Fluffy mare getting nice and round. >Buyer calls for an update at least once a week. >The day arrives. >Going to induce labor. >First, shave fluff off mare's vag. >Scary for any fluffy pony. >Remind her it's to help the baby come. >Lay fluffy mare on table. >Push on belly to maneuver foal into birth position. >Slide two gloved fingers up fluffy pony vag. >Fluffy mare squeals in pain, kicks legs frantically. >"Owwie! Oww, Owwie! No wan' babee come!" Too late now....as if you ever had a choice. >Grab some wet fluff. >Gently pull foal out. >It plops out on the towel, slimy with amniotic fluid. >Pull away sack, snip umbilical. >"Pwease gif babee!" begs fluffy mare. >Wash foal off first.  Mother could do this with her tongue, but you need to know the color. >Success! >White filly foal with purple mane & tail. >Give squeaking foal to momma, who hugs it and guides it to her teat. >Foal fluff dries and puffs up. >Perfect fluffy filly...no flaws in white coat, brilliant purple mane & tail. >Leave mother & filly nursing in warm cage. >Call buyer to tell him the good news.   4/5 >Buyer is very happy. >Exactly what he wanted. >"One more thing..." >"...this fluffy pony is for my daughter, and she's kinda autistic." >"I was thinking of getting its legs amputated before I give it to her." >Have done plenty of leg amputations. >Never done a foal amputation. >No reason why not. >Foal has to stay with mother for the first few weeks anyway. >Buyer doesn't need fluffy until daughter's birthday. >Gonna give foal time to gain strength first. 2 weeks pass... >Foal is happy, healthy & lively. >Cuddles with momma, plays with the other foals in nursery pen. >It's time. >Momma & baby are napping. >Filly's belly full of fluffy milk. >Gently lift foal from mother's fluff. >Mare wakes up but doesn't protest. >She trusts you with her baby. >Take foal to medical table where she was born. >That gets momma's attention. >"Why take babee to doctow pwace? Babee sick?" "I'm just doing something to make sure she's safe in her new home." >Fluffy foal is totally relaxed in your hand. >Nuzzles your palm, hugs your thumb. >Carefully lay her down in blood pan. >"Whaa? Cowd!" protests foal, unable to speak in sentences yet. >Let's do this quick. >Pick up shiny surgical shears. >Mother realizes what's going on. >All hell breaks loose. >"What doing to babee!? No take babee weggies!" "Calm down, we're just doing this to make sure your baby is safe in her new home." >Mare freaks out, starts thrashing gate of cage. >"NOOOO!!! Pwease stop, no take babee weggies!"   5/5 >Foal doesn't understand what's going on, but seeing her mother upset scares her. >Crying & squirming in the pan. >"Wan' momma! Momma pwease hewp!" >fuckinghell.jpg >Other fluffies are horrified, crying and pooping in their cages. >Momma is going ape-shit, banging her head into the bars, screaming. >"No huwt babee! No take babee weggies!" >This just upsets the foal further. >"Huwt? No huwt! Wan' momma!" >Pin her down...make the first cut. >Foal squeals in agony. >Working as fast as you can. >Cauterize...antiseptic gel... >Second front leg. >Baby vomits milk. >Milk vomit & blood mix in pan. >Back leg. >Second back leg. >Done. >Fluffy foal bawling, wiggling leg stumps in futile effort to escape. >Put her in safe bowl. >Go try to relax mother. >Reasonably easy...momma expended much energy during panic. "You have to be calm now.  Your baby needs you but I can't give her to you if you're still acting badly." >"Why take babee weggies?" she cries, "Babee onwy widdle...babee not bad fwuffy." "It has nothing to do with that.  Your baby will be safer in her new home now." >Momma is calmed down enough now. >Gently give her the crying foal. >Snuggles foal in fluff...both sobbing. >Foal still kicking leg stumps, unable to understand what has happened. >Momma too dumb to explain, licks cauterized stumps, doesn't know what else to do. >5 days later, buyer takes delivery of foal. >Autistic girl kills fluffy within a week. >Buyer calls again, needs a replacement. >Mo Money, Mo Money...