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* Topic for #PTFG set by Synergy!~synergypo@Rizon-854AC55A.hfc.comcastbusiness.net (Fri Jan 04 20:06:33 2013)
<Egg_Discord> Of course that means sacrificing your humanity, breaking your free will, and altering your memory so that you cannot remember your own name or address, but of course, it is all for the greater good, Joe
* Synergy gives voice to DestinyBlue
<DangerJoe> http://imgur.com/a/XODZz
<WubServ> [URL] Photo Album - Imgur
<starlite> Trust me, you're WAY better off without all that stuff
<starlite> Aw, you'll be so cute!
<Scarlet> What she said.
<Scarlet> Responsibility is soo overrated.
<Egg_Discord> Ah, yes, you received our Derpy =plush
<Vinyl> I think Donut Joe would've been more fitting though...
<Egg_Discord> How wonderful
<Egg_Discord> Nonsense
<DangerJoe> What the hell is this?
<starlite> What is what?
<DangerJoe> This can't be right
<Egg_Discord> YOur rebirth, Joe
<starlite> Did we not explain it well enough?
<Egg_Discord> This is the beginning of a new life
<Egg_Discord> We explained ourselves enough, star
<Egg_Discord> He's just trying to accept all of this information
<Egg_Discord> And the beauty of all of this, Frank, is that no one will even believe you
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: your going to be so pretty ^_^
<DangerJoe> Wait, this is all going to happen?
<DestinyBlue> oh did he get a plushie?
<Vinyl> Yeah, Blue.
<DestinyBlue> ooo~
<Scarlet> Yes, this is all going to happen.
<Egg_Discord> You can run to the police if you like, but they'll think you're crazy, and you will be punished for your disobediance to master
<starlite> He'll be one of us soon!
<DangerJoe> Am going to turn into some cross eyed pony?
<DestinyBlue> yay!
<starlite> Or I should say, she'll be one of us soon!
<Scarlet> yes!
<Mr_Jared> Simply embrase what they say Joe, it is already too late
<Egg_Discord> Indeed, Frank
<Egg_Discord> As master as decreed, you shall be the newest one
<starlite> Should we keep calling him Frank? He won't remember it soon enough
<DestinyBlue> ^
<Egg_Discord> Of course
<Scarlet> Yeah, probably not a good idea to keep calling him that.
<Vinyl> I move that we stop switching between Frank and Joe and just go with Derpy
<DangerJoe> No keep saying it...
<Egg_Discord> Derpy is a more fitting name for him
<DangerJoe> I don't like that name
<Egg_Discord> Oh, don't worry about your old name, Derpy
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: Derpy ^_^
<starlite> I can't wait to see you here, Derpy!
<Synergy> we...
<Synergy> hmm
<DestinyBlue> Derpy... how quaint and cute
* Mr_Jared smiles in the corner
<Synergy> We could call him Ditzy Doo
<Egg_Discord> You won't need to have any name other than Derpy soon enough
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: Dizzy Doo better?
<DangerJoe> I don't even know what is happening, im kind of freak out
<Synergy> full name is, of course
<Synergy> Ditzy Doo
<Synergy> Derpy is only the nickname
<Spit_Fire> Or Derpy Hooves
<Egg_Discord> It's typical, Ditzy, for you to panic
<Synergy> Calm down and hug the plushie
<Egg_Discord> Everyone of us panicked beforehand
<starlite> That's why we're all here for you
<Synergy> it'll all be alright
<Synergy> I didn't
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<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: your going to love muffins and carrots
<DangerJoe> What do you think i have been doing?
<starlite> Hello Light!
* Vinyl hugs Light
<Egg_Discord> But we embraced our new equine nature
<Light> Hello all
<Egg_Discord> And as for those who didn't...
<Vinyl> Things are happening, Light.
<Light> ...such as?
<starlite> Just wait until you get your first bellyrub!
<Egg_Discord> Well, let's just say that we didn't get this far without spilling a little blood
<Synergy> Frank here got the package
<DestinyBlue> ^OH GOD YES
<Vinyl> We're going to have a new pony in our midst soon.
<Synergy> DangerJoe
<Light> Wait.
<Egg_Discord> Syn, my dear
<DangerJoe> ...
<Synergy> He got the box from MJ
<Egg_Discord> You forget that her name is Ditzy
<Light> Oh god
<DangerJoe> oh fuck no
<Egg_Discord> Yes, Ditzy
<Light> Its happening
<Egg_Discord> It has begun already
<Scarlet> ITS TOO LATE
<Vinyl> TO APOLOGIZE
<Synergy> Eyes a little hard to focus?
<Synergy> any wandering?
<Mr_Jared> Feel it in your ears...
<Vinyl> i'm being a silly pony...
<DangerJoe> shut up, this is not helping
<starlite> But it really is!
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: oh and apples, you'll love those ^_^
<DestinyBlue> Veggies taste awesome ^^
<Egg_Discord> And of course, you will love nothign more than to have a handsome, strong stallion by your side, Ditzy.
<starlite> And oats! Oats are so tasty!
<Synergy> Oats are delicious
<Synergy> tomatoes too
<Egg_Discord> Can you imagine it?  YOur own stallion, who will please you, a beautiful mare
<Synergy> I would suggest staying away from too much meat
<starlite> Especially eating them out of your Master's hand!
<Synergy> it might not agree with you
<DangerJoe> Why does this sound so good? its pony talk
<starlite> It's what you are now, Ditzy
<Vinyl> you might find that you have a face
<Egg_Discord> It is your future, Ditzy
<Egg_Discord> Your destiny
<DestinyBlue> wait till she gets her first strawberry or sugarcube :3
<Scarlet> Sugarcubes <3
<Egg_Discord> let's not forget the carrots, am I right, my friends?
<starlite> And when Master first calls her a "good girl"!
<Mr_Jared> Carrot.........
<Vinyl> Jared, pay attention!
<Synergy> Dunno about y'all
<DestinyBlue> the warm fuzzies of knowing your a good girl ^^
<Egg_Discord> Forgive Master Jared.  He had an incident with the nanites.
<Synergy> Ow.. fuck
<DangerJoe> no... why does this all sound so good, am i really going to be a pony?
<Synergy> I bumped my horn on my desk trying to get something
<Egg_Discord> He fixed himself up, but he retained the desire for carrots
<starlite> Yes you are, Ditzy! Isn't it lovely?
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: is there anything you need to do before you can't or don't want to?
<Egg_Discord> As it has been said, so shall it be, Ditzy
<Mr_Jared> Carrot carrot carrot...
<Egg_Discord> Master, please focus
<Egg_Discord> You can have a carrot afterwards
<Egg_Discord> For now, we must focus on Ditzy here
<HTBK> Bah.  Give it to him.  The new acquisition is going nowhere.
<starlite> You'll have wings! Real wings! Aren't you excited, Ditzy?
<Egg_Discord> Have faith, grandmaster, HT
<Synergy> well at least she'll never know the sting of accidentally running into a wall with her horn
<Light> I wish I could fly...
<Light> You're a lucky mare.
<Egg_Discord> And think about it, Ditzy.  You will be a mare
<DestinyBlue> Lucky... i didnt get wings or a horn
<Egg_Discord> Let me tell you, mares are far more fun when they go into estrus.
<starlite> It's a bit odd at first, but you'll love being a mare really soon!
<Synergy> no you got retard strength
<Synergy> :3
<DestinyBlue> heh, you know it ^^
<DestinyBlue> but flying must be so amazing
<starlite> And you get that every month! For a whole week every single month!
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe:  your going to love getting head scratches to Ditzy ^_^
<DestinyBlue> wind through your mane
* Volt is away: I'll seee you guys later, gonna go hang with my friends
<Egg_Discord> The sensation of having a vagina instead of a penis may feel strange at first, Ditzy, but I can guarantee that dicks will be your favorite thing when this is over.
* Volt has quit ()
<Synergy> Brethren we're smothering her.
<DangerJoe> sorry, ive just been reading...
<Scarlet> Who gave him "That"?
<starlite> Sorry, Sister Syn. We're just so happy for Ditzy!
<Egg_Discord> Master Jared, of course.
<DangerJoe> im going to be pony...
<Egg_Discord> Embrace it now
<Egg_Discord> Don't fight it
<starlite> It feels bad when you fight it, trust me
<DestinyBlue> Just accept it, it makes everything go much nicer
<DestinyBlue> you might even get a treat ^^
<Vinyl> I think this is the most swimmingly this has ever gone ^^
<DangerJoe> il be back... i have something i have to do now
<starlite> Bye bye!
<Synergy> make peace with your genitals before they go
<starlite> We'll be waiting for you Ditzy!
<Light> Please do come back.
<Synergy> IT MAY HAUNT YOU FOREVER
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: we will be waiting for you sister ^_^
<Vinyl> No violent behavior or anything ^^
<Vinyl> I'm so excited to have a new playmate, Derpy, of all ponies!
<DestinyBlue> Ikr!
<Vinyl> gggggG! it just makes me so happy!
<DestinyBlue> can i play with her as well?
<Spit_Fire> I hope master lets us all play with her ^_^
<Vinyl> I don't see why we couldn't...
<Vinyl> Sorry for being a silly pony through all of this, I kinda couldn't help it, even though I know it's all serious and stuff...
<HTBK> Oh, it's so adorable to see you al lso excited.
<DestinyBlue> ^^ of course we are!
<DangerJoe> Well... I can feel it but I have accepted the fact that there is no going back
<Mr_Jared> good... good
<Mr_Jared> It has already began
<Globebutt> You can never go back, and the ride never ends.
<DangerJoe> Why did you do this to me Jared?
<Light> Any changes yet?
<Vinyl> You're gonna be happier, Ditzy!
<Globebutt> It was his week to write the note and send the plushie.
<Mr_Jared> Your time was up Frank
<DangerJoe> Just numb
<DangerJoe> Are you sure i will be happy?
<Vinyl> Of course you will! Especially with how well you're doing right now
<Vinyl> ...Is it bad to tell her she's doing well?
<DestinyBlue> Trust me, Its going to be amazing!
<DangerJoe> But I won't be able to care for myself as well
<Egg_Discord> YOu won't have to
<Egg_Discord> Master Jared will take care of you
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: your master will do that for you ^_^
<Egg_Discord> He loves all of his pets very much.
<Egg_Discord> And he will find you a new master
<Egg_Discord> And you and your new master will love each other very much
<DestinyBlue> I wonder if she will like walkies...
<Egg_Discord> Maybe he'll even have sex with you!
<Mr_Jared> You will learn how to obey your master Joe, and in turn he will care for you
<Vinyl> Egg, maybe it's a bit too early to talk about that stuff?
<DangerJoe> Sex... pets... nowim seriously scared
<starlite> Don't worry, Ditzy
<starlite> You learn to love it quickly
<Mr_Jared> You will always feel safe in my arms
<Globebutt> Sex ain't *that* scary.
<starlite> Before you know it, you'll be begging for it
* DestinyBlue giggles
<DestinyBlue> i remember how scared i was at first ^^
<Egg_Discord> What's to be frightened of?  Sex is a wonderful feeling, isn't it?
<Vinyl> It's just taboo is all, really...
<Globebutt> Depends if they're a biter.
<DangerJoe> I guess, but i would be a pony
<DangerJoe> thats the thing... being a pony
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: Oh can I brush your mane? :D
<Globebutt> Speaking of chowing down-- Spit_Fire, don't jump the gun-- I'm gonna go down to dinner. See y'all in a bit.
<Mr_Jared> Spit_Fire, you know the master-pet policy...
<Spit_Fire> sorry master
<DangerJoe> Wait... Jared, how many other people have you done this to?
<starlite> Ooh, maybe I can teach her how to fly?
<Light> I'm not understanding something here.
<starlite> All of us, Ditzy!
<Mr_Jared> They are all my pets... and soon you shal join them
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<DestinyBlue> when will she get her collar?
<Egg_Discord> The number of ponies that master has made is far too numerous to count
<Egg_Discord> I believe he quit counting after the 549th pony he sold
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<DangerJoe> All of you are pets, what is it like?
<Vinyl> And keeping records is a bad thing because it's a paper trail, right?
<DestinyBlue> Amazing
<Mr_Jared> Exactly Vinyl
<Vinyl> it's p. great
<Vinyl> c:>
<DestinyBlue> would never go back if i was given the chance
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<DangerJoe> Can ponies leave at any time?
<Egg_Discord> Of course not, Ditzy
<starlite-mobile_> No, never
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<Light> You're there forever.
<Vinyl> You didn't have to come over here and pat me, Master ^^
<Egg_Discord> Master would be arrested and we would all be turned into laboratory test subjects
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<Egg_Discord> You don't want to be forced to live in an underground lab for the rest of your life, never to see the light of day again, would you?>
<DangerJoe> no...
* DestinyBlue shudders at the thought
<Egg_Discord> Good.  I can promise you that you won't miss having hands or fingers
<DangerJoe> Im scared at the idea of being controlled
<starlite-mobile_> We all were once
<Mr_Jared> Come on then, all my ponies, lets show Ditzy what it is like being the pet
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<DestinyBlue> :D
<Spit_Fire> :D
* Mckinnley_ (~chatzilla@Rizon-94FEFD8B.dyn.optonline.net) has joined
* ChanServ gives voice to Mckinnley_
<Mr_Jared> Simply watch Joe, you will see
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: you'll love it ^_^
<DangerJoe> ok...
<Vinyl> ...Ditzy, Master.
<starlite-mobile> What would Master like us to do first?
<Mr_Jared> Hmm
<Light> Hello Mckinnley.
<DestinyBlue> Imma do it better than you spitfire!
<starlite-mobile> Hello MK!
<Vinyl> McKinnley, we've got a new pony being made!
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: Ditzy just don't roll on your wings the wrong way  when you sleep, it can hurt a bit
<DestinyBlue> >pegasus problems
<DestinyBlue> lul
<Mckinnley_> hello there
<Mr_Jared> Master seems to be at a lost of thought
<starlite-mobile> Try not to make a mess during your baths
<starlite-mobile> Master doesn't like that
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<DestinyBlue> i got punnished last time
<Mr_Jared> yes you did... Come here Spit_Fire...
<Spit_Fire> yes Master Jared? ^_^
<DestinyBlue> it wasnt my fault my tail hit the shower gel!
<Vinyl> You're responsible for your own tail, Blue.
<Mr_Jared> Tell  Ditzy here about wings and show her  yours for me, it helps to start early.
<starlite-mobile> Destiny: you're not blaming Master, are you?
<DestinyBlue> No! its just i didnt mean to, tails are hard!
<DestinyBlue> Especially at this length >,<
<DangerJoe> i dont even know what to say anymore
<Spit_Fire> DangerJoe: they will take alot of getting use to and can very tender for the first few days
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<Mr_Jared> Hm...
<Light> Helo Sorvadi.
<Synergy> Hi Sorv
<starlite-mobile> Greetings Sorvadi!
* Mr_Jared pulls out a squeaky carrot
<Vinyl> Hey there Sorv.
* starlite-mobile looks at Master Jared
* Mr_Jared gives it a squeeze
<Mr_Jared> *Sqeeeeeeeak*
<Vinyl> ...master are you okay
<starlite-mobile> Isn't that the best sound ever, Ditzy?
<DangerJoe> It is
<Synergy> ...
<Synergy> guys
<Light> Yes, syn?
<Mr_Jared> Yes... i just wanted give my pets a little treat for our guest
<Synergy> the chatroom RP aside we should focus on what is ACTUALLY physically happening to Frank
<Light> I was about to ask, WHAT THE HELL IS ACTUALLY GOING ON
<Vinyl> Ditzy you mean.
<Synergy> perhaps prepare her for this.. give her some reading material
<Synergy> Jared sent her the box
<Synergy> yes
<Synergy> Ditzy
<Light> Wait. You are serious.
<Synergy> Jared sent her the box with the plushie of Ditzy.
<Synergy> nanites and all
<Vinyl> I think master just wanted to try to illustrate it to Ditzy
<AngelGrace> You sent him the Ditzy box?
<Light> I find that a little hard to believe...
<Vinyl> Illustrate the carrot appeal and whatnot.
<AngelGrace> I wanted the Ditzy box...
* Sorvadi has left
<DangerJoe> It feels real
<Light> You are 100% sure?
<starlite-mobile> It is
<Vinyl> Yeah, it was finally finished.
<Light> The back of my mind says something is up, but I'll believe you.
<DangerJoe> I dont know anymore, I gave up reason the second i knew i was doomed
<starlite-mobile> Master will reason for you from now on!
<Mr_Jared> You are not doomed, in fact, you are quite the lucky pony
<AngelGrace> Ooooooo
<Light> Just watch out for the collars, okay?
<DangerJoe> Are the collars bad?
<DestinyBlue> depends on the collar
<starlite-mobile> Most aren't
<Light> I'll let somebody else take that, as I have a biased view.
<Vinyl> Light, you're gonna freak Ditzy out...
<Vinyl> and I really really don't want that to happen
<starlite-mobile> And if you're real good, Master will give you one with a bell!
<Mr_Jared> It will ring with every step, and you will love it
<starlite-mobile> Sorry about Light. She's still resisting a little
<DestinyBlue> there is a collar for punnishing bad ponies
<starlite-mobile> Ooh, I don't want to wear that one again!
<DestinyBlue> i think we have all worn it at somepoint
<AngelGrace> http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1357947253619.png
* Light shudders
<starlite-mobile> Thank you, Angel
<Globebutt> Hey, all. Back from dinner.
<Vinyl> why haven't I gotten dinner? D:
<Mr_Jared> Master will be back soon with his dinner
<starlite-mobile> Master, can I have my dinner now?
<starlite-mobile> Yay!
<Mr_Jared> You may starlite,
<starlite-mobile> Thank you, Master!
<DangerJoe> So what do I do now?
<Vinyl> make bubbles!
<Mr_Jared> Come and be with your pony friends
<DangerJoe> But how?
<Vinyl> Basically all you need to do is waste time until you're ready to be taken!
<Mr_Jared> We will come for you when it is complete
<DestinyBlue> i think i was drawing when master came
<starlite-mobile> I suggest practicing begging
<Vinyl> I wanna know if you actually like bubbles, Ditzy!
<AngelGrace> I think the only reason I'm still here is to help all the new pets
* AngelGrace suddenly wonders where that pumpkin went!
<Mr_Jared> Do not worry  though Ditzy, It will be painless, you wont even know you left
<starlite-mobile> Angel is one of the best pets to us all!
<DestinyBlue> master is master and angel is like my big sister!
<Light> Mmmhm.
<starlite-mobile> I love both Angel and Master!
<Mr_Jared> And I love all of you
<Globebutt> Angel, you're bad and you should feel bad, baiting like that.
<AngelGrace> ...what?
<Globebutt> Asking about that kind of gourd.
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<DangerJoe> Well, looks like this is the end of the road for me, while I don't know why you picked me, I will have to face the music. I am just going to sleep and await you Jared.
<Light> Sleep well.
<Egg_Discord> Good night
<DestinyBlue> See you soon!
<Globebutt> Happy dreams.
<Light> We'll all see you soon
<Mr_Jared> Master awaits you
<AngelGrace> I still say you sent him to the wrong room.
<AngelGrace> He can't be properly taught til he meets the pet room
* AngelGrace folds arms.
<starlite-mobile> We can't wait for you to arrive!
<Globebutt> He can meet the other pets tomorrow, Angel.
<Light> He's turning into a pony. We ARE the pony transformation.
<Globebutt> There's plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
<DangerJoe> im scared
* DangerJoe has left
<starlite-mobile> Well, that was fun
<Mckinnley_> did you all have your fun?
<Mr_Jared> *Clap*
<Mr_Jared> *Clap*
<Light> Heheheh.
<DestinyBlue> I fucking love you guys
<Mr_Jared> *Clap*
<Globebutt> So when are you gonna let 'im know?
<Mr_Jared> Let him know what?
<DestinyBlue> best night ever
<Spit_Fire> That's a wrap ever pony!
* starlite-mobile hugs Night "how are you?"
<Spit_Fire> LOLOLOL
<Globebutt> You dirty carrot.
* AngelGrace polishes glasses
<Vinyl> I thought we really were pets ;~;
<Spacepone> such language
<AngelGrace> What? I am a pet.
<Mr_Jared> Told ya he would take it
<DestinyBlue> im a pet :/