Welp, Here goes nothing
 
 
 
chapter 1
 
>It was 11:55 when you got to your locker.
>You had just finished with English class and are mentally exhausted.
>Fortunately for you, lunch was next.
>Todays lunch was Chicken strips and tater tots.
>Fortunately, It wasn't the shit kind of school food either.
>we're talking Like Tyson-grade shit here fellas.
>But they skimped out on the ketchup this time.
>Giving only enough for half of the strips.
>You were so busy over analysing your lunch that you didn't notice the pink-haired girl who walked up to you.
>FS:"H-Hi Anon, do you think, maybe that it's possible for you to maybe give me a little help with something?"
>A:"Hmmm? Oh, yeah, sure. What is it?"
>FS:"I'm having some trouble with my classes."
>A:"Well which ones?" FlutterShy Flinched ever so slightly after you said that.
>FS:"Umm... kind of... all of them."
>A:"Jeez Flutters, what did I tell you about this?"
>FS:"I forgot."
>A:"*sigh* I told you that you can come over anytime you need help with your classes, you don't need to ask"
>FS:"Oh...right. Thanks Anon.
>A:"No problem, Not like I was planning on doing anything on a friday night."
>FS:"Thank you again Anon... Oh and would It be possible if I just left with you after school?"
>A:"As long as you don't mind the music."
>FS:"I like most kinds of music, so it probably won't bother me."
>A:"See you after school then." As She was walking away, You reminded yourself about the unequal amount of ketchup
>God damnit.
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpSG93mqo8&
>It was 3:05 when you and flutters got into your car.
>It was a 1985 mitsubishi starion.
>You loved that damn car.
>On the ride to your house you couldn't help but notice that Fluttershy looked excedeingly nervous.
>You decided to prod into her business and ask whats wrong.
>A:"What's worng Fluttershy?
>FS:"Oh, I-Its nothing, really.
>A:"You know you can tell me anything, right flutters? We've been friends for a decade now and you know I can tell when somethings bothering you."
>FS:"Well.... It's just that....
>A:"It's just what? She was looking more and more nervous the more she tried to say it.
>FS:"Well it's just that I think your cars almost out of gas."
>You look down at the dash and realise she's right.
>A:"Well crap, looks like We're going to have to take a small detour. I hope you don't mind fluttershy.
>FS:"It's okay... really, I don't mind."
>You took a right and pulled into your favorite gas station (which also happens to have the cheapest prices).
>A:"Do you mind waiting in the ar for a bit? I need to go and pay the clerk."
>FS:"I don't mind at all."
>A:"Be back in a bit then."
 
 
>You stepped out into the cool evening air, checking your pocket for your wallet.
>As you walked in you greeted your best friend, the Clerk.
>A:"Hey Vladimir! I need some gas. Would you turn on pump 5 for me?" As you handed him a 20.
>V:" No problem my friend! Any time you need gas, you just ask me. Is there anything else you would like friend?"
>A:"No, I don't think so. I just went shopping the other day."
>V:"Alright comrade, I wish you luck on your future endeavors."
>A:"Same to you, Vlad."
>After you said your farewells, you left the establishment.
>Upon walking around to pump The gas, you noticed flutters had fallen asleep.
>You could never get over how cute she looked when she was sleeping.
>As you finished filling your car, you proceeded to fill your back up tank, as you had paid enough to exceed your cars normal reserve.
>You quietly placed the tank in the trunk and entered the car.
>You debated on waking fluttershy or letting her sleep until you got to your place.
>You decided you would let her sleep for now.
>As you drove to your house you thought of how you were going to wake fluttershy.
>Should you blast the music? Or maybe you could go really fast and suddenly stop.
>As you pulled up to your house you decided on gently waking her.
 
 
 
>A:"Oh flutters... wake up flutters.
>She wasn't waking up, you decided to be a bit louder this time.
>A:" Hey Flutterbutt! Wake up!
>With still no response you decided to try something else.
>You leaned in close to her and whispered.
>A:"I made blueberry paaaancaaaaakes."
>That seemed to work.
>Fs:"Hmmmmm *yawn* Oh hi A-Anon I guess I fell asleep... s-sorry.
>A:"It's no problem, really. So How was your nap?
>FS:"I-It was nice... are we going to study now?
>A:"Of course! Thats the entire reason you wanted to be over here! Right?
>FS:"O-Oh yeah... sorry
>A:"It's ok, as long as you're awake now."
>FS:"I-*yawn*-I'm awake."
>A:"Good ready to study?
>FS:"Yeah I think so."
>A:"Alright, let's go."
>FS:"U-um, Anon?
>A:"Yes Flutters?"
>FS:"Are we going to have Blueberry pancakes?"
>A:"*sigh* Yeah, we can have blueberry pancakes."
>FS:"Yay!...Oh and Anon?"
>A:"Yeah?"
>FS:"Y-Y-You can call me F-F-Flutterbutt i-if you want to..."
 
 
>You stood in the kitchen over the hot pan.
>Fluttershy is sitting at the table with the homework out, next to an empty plate.
>She had started working on her own.
>You suspected that she was lying about having trouble with ALL her classes.
>The pancakes were almost ready.
>You placed 2 pancakes on each of your plates.
>As you sat down, you asked Flutters what she wanted to start with.
>FS:"Oh! Ummmm... How about we start with math?"
>A:"Alright, Let's start.
>You and Fluttershy spend about 3 hours studying, and reviewing the questions.
>A:"Hey Fluttershy, what time do you have to be home?"
>FS:"W-Well, since it's Friday, I don't really have a designated time I need to be home."
>A:"Alright, if you say so."
>The two of you Study for another 3 hours, then you decided that that was enough studying for one day.
>A:"*Yawwwwn* I think thats enough studying for one day, don't you?
>FS:"Y-Yeah *yawn*"
>A:"Do you wanna Watch a movie? Or do you just wanna go home?"
>FS:"A-A move sounds nice."
>A:"Alright, I'll let you decide what to watch" You said as you Flipped your Wii U over to Netflix and handed her the controller.
>You want over to your kitchen and put some popcorn in the microwave and hoped that it wouldn't burn this time.
 
 
 
>As the microwave beeped, Fluttershy exclaimed that she had deciced on something to watch
>As you walked in you saw that she had decided on Tim Burton's Corpse Bride.
>It seemed fitting, considering that halloween was next week...
>You loved that movie anyways.Tim B. Always made good films... Well, usually.
>A:"All ready?"
>FS:"Mmm-hmm!
>A:"Then let's start it!"
>FS:"H-Hold on one minute."
>Saying that she had gone to the bathroom before you could ask what's up.
>You were left waiting there for some time, and the popcorn was getting cold.
>You decided to go check on her.
>A:"*Knock knock* You ok in there Fluttershy?
>FS:"Y-yeah, I'm ok. B-But there's no toilet paper."
>A:"Look in the cabinet under the sink, there should be some there."
>FS:"O-Oh, I see it now. Thanks Anon."
>A:"Alright, but hurry up in there. The popcorn is getting cold."
>You left her to her business and returned to your seat.
>Shortly after she returned to hers and you started the movie.
 
 
 
>FS:"A-Anon, I'm c-cold, could you get a blanket p-please?"
>A:"Sure,sure." You got up and grabbed a blanket big enough for the two of you.
>Not that you were cold right no.
>But you might be later.
>FS:"T-Thanks Anon." As you draped the blanket across her and yourself.
>The movie continued, but you started falling asleep towards the end.
>You looked to your watch, It read 11:13PM.
>You looked over to Fluttershy and saw that she had already fallen asleep.
>Deciding to follow her example, you soon fell asleep yourself 
>Several hours pass.
>As you awake, you notice that Fluttershy is clinging to you.
>You wouldn't mind staying like this for a while
>You're like this for several minutes before Fluttershy wakes up.
>A:"Morning sleepyhead."
>FS:"MmmmmMm. Morning Anon..."
>A:"You look like you slept well, hehe."
>FS:"It was the best I've slept in a while... Anon?
>A:"Yeah?"
>FS:"Can you make blueberry pancakes again?"
>A:"How about scrambled eggs instead"?
>FS:"O-Ok, that sounds good too."
 
 
>After you finished cooking the eggs, you joined fluttershy at the table.
>A:"You've been here for quite some time, aren't your parents worried?"
>FS:"N-No, I called them yesterday and said I was going over to your house."
>A:"Ah, ok, I'd suppose you would like a ride home now then?"
>FS:"O-Oh, Am I a b-bother to you?"
>A:"No! Of course not! Why would you say that? I thought you wanted to go home."
>FS:"N-No! If it's ok with you, I'd like to stay here with you...
>A:"It's fine, but what about your parents? wouldn't they be worried?"
>FS:"I texted them when you were cooking the eggs and told them that I was with you."
>A:"Alright, you can stay here. I just didn't want you getting in trouble."
>FS:"O-Ok Anon."
>A:"...So what do you want to do today?"
>FS:"C-Can we go on a hike?"
>A:"Sure, I just didn't think you were the hiking type" You added teasingly.
>FS:"J-Just try t-to keep up!"
 
 
Chapter 2
 
>It was about a 15 minute drive to the nearest trail.
>You made sure before you left you had some emergency supplies in a small pack.
>Nothing too much. A flashlight, a lighter, some gauze, cleansing pads, ointment, and medical tape.
>You also packed a picnic for when you reached the summit.
>What would be the point of hiking If you couldn't enjoy the view?
>It was pretty desolate at the mountain today.
>That meant you and flutters wouldn't be disturbed by noisy hikers and their kids.
>Thank god.
>You found a parking spot that was close to the trail.
>you and fluttershy got out of the car and you grabbed the bag.
>The two of you approached the beginning of the trail and began your journey.
>WELCOME TO ZORK!
>You blink your eyes and re-read the sign.
>Welcome to Mt.Zork!
>Wasn't that the name of-
>FS:"Anon, are you coming?"
>A:"Huh? OH! Yeah, yeah. I'm coming."
>Now you were ready to take the trek up the mountain.
 
 
>During the four hours the two of you hiked up the mountain, the clouds came and went.
>The sky eventually settled itself, becoming overcast as you reached the summit.
>The summit was pretty sizable.
>There were some picnic tables to your left and right, both with canopies.
>There was an old shack  a little bit behind you. you decided to eat at the right most table.
>The table was pretty clean considering it was at the bane of hundreds of people.
>A:"You ready for lunch?"
>FS:"Yeah I'm ready!"
>Fluttershy sat down as you began unpacking the picnic.
>A:"So today I have prepared for us a salad with a bitter-sweet pomegranate vinaigrette for an appetizer."
>FS:"Oooh."
>A:"As an entree, I have prepared mildly spicy Chicken sandwiches."
>FS:"Yum."
>A:"As for desert, that's a surprise for now."
>FS:"Humph."
 
 
>The two of you had just finished eating the meal.
>Throughout the picnic, the clouds continued to grow darker.
>you didn't pay it too much mind though.
>You just focused on eating and conversing with fluttershy.
>As you packed up your things, you noticed the maintenance man dragging an axe into the shed.
>you wondered what he'd need such a big axe for.
>you decided not to dwell too much on it and ask fluttershy if she wanted desert now.
>A:"So Flutterbutt, do you want to eat dessert now, or after we get back to my place?"
>FS:"I-I'm too full to eat anymore. I think we should wait until we get back to your place."
>You felt a droplet on your nose, but ignored it.
>A:"Alright, sounds like a plan."
>And with that, you decided to loiter around on the summit for a while before starting the trek back down.
>You felt another drop.
 
 
>The trail down the mountain was different than the one going up.
>Fortunately all the trails came out at the parking lot.
>You felt another drop.
>FS:"Anon, It looks like it's going to rain!"
>A:"Well we're fine if it's only a drizzle."
>Mother Nature:"Lol Nope, torrential downpour activated!"
>FS:"ANON!"
>A:"God damn, I jinxed us. My bad."
>FS:"What are we going to do anon?!?"
>A:"We need to find some cover! Quickly!"
>After several minutes of searching, you found a rather large cave.
>A:"In there! It looks dry enough!
>The two of you entered the cave.
>You took out your flashlight and turned it on.
 
>The first thing you did after flicking on the flashlight was scanned for bears, wolves, or any knid of threat.
>Nothing threatening here, thats good.
>The cave itself seemed to stretch on for a good mile, judging from what you could tell from the little light produced by the flashlight.
>A:"You OK fluttershy?"
>FS:"Other than being soaked to the bone I'm fine, thanks."
>A:"I guess we should have checked the forecast before we left huh?
>FS:"It doesn't matter, I don't mind being soaking wet and in the rain. *(As long as I'm with you...)* *No clue how to make it appear like she's whispering*
>A:"What was that last thing?"
>FS:"Oh nothing..."
>A:"Alright. It looks like there is some dry sticks a little bit into the cave. Let's move to them and I'll start a fire so we can dry off. Alright.
>FS:"But Anon, I'm afraid of the d-dark.
>A:"Then stay close to me, I'll protect you.
>with that she immediately grabbed onto my arm, although rather tightly.
>A:"I think you're cutting off circulation to my arm Shy."
>All you got as a reply was a whimper
 
 
>A:"*Sigh* Let's go."
>It seemed like the closer you got to the pile of sticks and twigs, that your flashlight would get dimmer and dimmer and Flutters grip would get tighter and tighter.
>You took the lighter into your free hand.
>A:"Fluttershy please! you're crushing my arm!"
>Just as you finished that sentence, the light died.
>You felt fluttershy move her immensely tight grip from your arm to around your entire body and bury her head into your arm.
>FS:"(muffled) ANON DO SOMETHING!!!"
>A:"I can't do much with you squeezing the air out of me!"
>Fortunately you felt a group of sticks with your foot.
>You wiggled an arm free and sparked your lighter to life.
>A:"I need to bend down to light the fire Fluttershy. Could I please have my body back?
>FS:"But I'm scared!
>A:"I'm right here, theres nothing to be scared of.
>Slowly, you felt her grip loosen and you could breathe normally again.
>You wasted no time in starting the fire, fortunately the sticks were extremely dry.
>You grabbed some gauze out of your pack and shredded it a bit into a pile.
>Then you added some smaller sticks and twigs.
>You sparked your lighter again and held it to the small pile.
>The flame took to the pile nicely.
>You placed some slightly larger sticks into the fire. It looked like it was going to last a while.
>A:"You ok now fluttershy?
>FS:"Y-yeah, a bit. Sorry about freaking out."
>A:"Just give me a little warning next time O.K?"
>FS:"O-ok, I'll try. Sorry."
 
 
Chapter 3
 
>The two of you sat near by the fire until you were warm and dry.
>It was still raining out.
>You guess it had been around 30 minutes since the rain had started.
>The fire had dried you off completely.
>A:"You dry Fluttershy?
>FS:"Yeah, nice and toasty too.
>A:"I guess now would be as good a time as any to have that dessert."
>A:"Right?"
>FS:"Sure, I-I guess I could use a Pick-me-up.
>A:"Well alright then, for dessert I brought * you reach into your bag and held the dessert out zelda-style * MARSHMALLOWS!!!"
>FS:"O-Ow. That was unnecessarily loud. And where did that m-music come from?
>A:"Hehehe, I'll never tell."
>FS:"It was your phone w-wasn't it?
>A:"Mayyyybe...
>FS:"*sigh*"
>you tossed the marshmallows to her and grabbed some of the longer sticks and shaved some of the bark off of the tips so they end in a point
>A:"So wich stick do you want?"
>FS:"Hmmmm"
>You swear you think she's staring at your crotch, but its hard to tell with the low lighting.
>She takes the stick out of your left hand.
>A:"Good, now I don't have to change hands."
>With that sorted out you two proceeded to roast marshmallows together.
 
 
>You liked your marshmallows singed on the outside.
>You carefully held the marshmallow inside of the fire, making sure to extinguish the marshmallow before it was completely engulfed.
>FS:"Why do you do that? You're burning it!"
>Fluttershy liked her marshmallows completely the opposite of how you liked them.
>She held her mallow about half a foot away from the fire.
>A:"I LIKE my marshmallows singed, I don't see how you like your barely even golden.
>FS:"Well I don't like how it tastes when it's like that."
>With the noise of the two of you arguing over which way to cook a mallow is better, neither of you heard the echo of a voice from within the cave.
>FS:"I just don't see why you'd want to eat a marshmallow that looks like it's been rolled in soot."
>A:"Well I don't see why you want to--- wait, did you hear that?"
>FS:"Hear what?"
>A:"Shhhh."
>With the two of you not arguing, you heard the echoes.
>FS:"W-what or who is that anon?"
>A:"I'm not sure, it sounds like they're in trouble though. Wanna go check it out?"
>FS:"W-well we can't just leave them if they're in trouble!"
>A:"Alright, I'll make a torch and we can head into the cave."
>You searched the pile of sticks for a nicely sized stick.
>You found a nicely sized stick and  wrapped the thicker tip with gauze and kept it on with some medical tape.
>Fortunately, you made extra salad dressing, so you poured that onto the gauzed end. Because that's how torches work.
>they burn fuel, (in your case oily salad dressing) to stay alight.
 
 
Chapter 4
 
>You shook off the excess and stuck the torch into the fire.
>FS:"W-wow, I didn't know you knew how to make torch."
>A:"Well now you know. Are you ready to check out the cave?
>FS:"I-I guess so"
>A:"Then let's go!"
>FS:"B-But I'm Scared!"
>A:"*sigh* You can hold on... But PLEASE don't cut off my circulation."
>FS:"O-Ok, I'll try not to"
>Before you left you put a few more sticks onto the fire before you left.
>The two of you cautiously waded into the all knowing darkness, unaware of the fates you would change.
 
>It felt like you and her were walking forever.
>You decided to turn your head around to see if you could see the light from the fire. You could.
>but only faintly.
>You looked back around in time to narrowly avoid a small stalagmite.
>From what you could see ahead they were going to be more frequent.
>A:"You okay flutters?"`
>FS:"I-I-I've b-been better.
>Deftly avoiding the stalagmites, the two of you made your way deeper into the cave.
>It seemed like it was getting darker and darker, even though the torch was still burning just as bright as when you lit it.
>A:"Hey, is it getting darker in here?"
>FS"Y-Yeah, I think so."
>As you kept walking, it just kept getting darker, but the stalagmites were receding.
>Then it became pitch black, outside for the small area of light your torch provided.
>A:"Wow, this darkness is surreal, I've never seen anything like it before."
>FS:"I-It's kind of beautiful actually. I-I don't feel as scared as I normally would."
 
>The cave just seemed to stretch on forever.
>It feels like you've been walking for at least an hour.
>But you had to be close, the echoes were getting clearer.
>You could sort of make out what they were.
>A:"I can't make it out completely, but I think that someone is fighting someone, or something."
>FS:"Y-You think so?"
>Before you got a chance to reply, there was a loud noise that could be describes as an explosion then wood cracking, followed up by someone saying "Yeah! Get some!".
>A:"The hell? Come on, let's hurry. They could be in trouble."
>FS:"R-Right, Don't fall behind!
>And with that the two of you were off like a shot, keeping pace with each other.
>Then something happened.
>A wave of invisible force slowed the two of you trying to push you back.
>You grabbed Fluttershys hand and kept going.
>You weren't going to let some gusts of wind stop you from helping someone in trouble!
>This went on until you saw a dim light a ways away, which you assumed was a lantern.
>Without the wind pushing you back, you were able to clear the distance in no time.
>It was at the last few feet to the end of the tunnel that you started to worry.
>Before the exit to the tunnel there was a turn, preventing you from seeing outside the tunnel.
>You stopped in your place, causing Fluttershy to nearly trip.
>FS:"Anon, what's wrong? Aren't we going to help?"
 
>A:"Yeah, but we don't know what is up ahead, and I think that the light we're seeing isn't artificial, and according to my watch says it's 2:00. It shouldn't be this dim outside already."
>FS:"But anon, he could be in trouble!"
>A:"And that's exactly why we should go about this carefully, we don't want to get caught by some gang members or something. Come on, lets peer around the side of this wall before rushing into something."
>FS:"Okay, fine."
>The two of you sidled along the wall and proceed to look.
>What you saw was unthinkable.
>There was a knight wearing a torn red and purple patchwork vest over chainmail.
>He had a sword in his right hand that looked as if it could be wielded effectively with one ot two hands.
>In his left hand he had something you couldn't make out from here.
>It looked like a black ball on a string.
>It looked like he was fighting a wolf, but something was off about it.
>?:"Come on, ya can't even touch me!"
 
 
>The wolf charged straight towards him, but he had tucked and rolled at the last second.
>The wolf had crashed head first into the tree, apparently causing the tree to splinter.
>As the wolf recovered from the collision, you could definitely tell that it wasn't a normal wolf. As it wasn't the tree that had splintered, but the wolfs head had exploded into wood!
>Fluttershy, was obviously mortified.
>FS:"What the hell! Anon, What is that!"
>Before you could answer, the chunks started to recombine into the wolves head.
>?:"Think you're a fast guy ayy? Well come get some of this!"
>He started to charge the wolf, causing the wolf to charge back.
>With apparently no effort, he leaped over the wolf, parting it's wooden flesh and planted the black ball into in
>Upon landing, there was an audible crack.he staggered to his feet, flipped his sword around and flipped open a small compartment revealing a button.
>?:"Bang!"
>He pressed the button and the wolf was engulfed in a fiery explosion.
 
 
 
>J:"Ah man, I really overdid it today, shouldn't have done that flip."
>You try to get to your feet, but your injured ankle prevents you from doing so.
>J:"I aint gonna be walking on that for awhile."
>You take a look towards the sky.
>J:"Damnit, almost night time too. Don't wanna get caught with my pants down."
>You take a quick look around, seeing if there was any form of shelter nearby.
>You spot an entrance to a cave.
>The entrance to the cave itself was covered by vines.
>You start to crawl towards the vines but before you get too close to them, they start to move.
>J:"Oh great, another one."
>You back up to the nearest tree,and stood up, using the tree to support yourself.
>You reached into your pack to pull out another bomb, it was your last one on your person.
>J:"Come on! Out with ya!"
>?:"Woah man, calm down! We're not here to hurt you!"
>?:"Y-Yeah, we heard some yelling and thought someone was in trouble!"
>?:"All we want to do is help, we heard your ankle crack when you landed that backflip."
>?:"Y-You really shouldn't be standing."
>J:"How do you know about my broken ankle?!"
>?:"We were watching you fight that wolf thing."
>J:"Well, you don't look like bandits... What are your names?"
>A:"My name is Anonymous, Anon for short."
>FS:"M-My name is F-F-Fluttershy."
>J:"Nice to meet you Anon and Fluttershy. I suppose you want my name too right?"
>FS:"Y-Yes please."
>A:"It's kind of important so yeah."
>J:"The names Jaciro. Now if you don't mind, I need to get home now."
 
>FS:"B-But your ankle! it's still broken!"
>J:"That's not important, It's getting late and we NEED to get out of this forest."
>A:"What's so bad about this forest at night? Plus it's only midday."
>J:"Did you bump your head on the way out of that cave? It's nearly nightfall!"
>You pull out your phone to check the time.
>Aaaaaaand it's not working. great.
>A:"Hey Flutershy, can you check the time for me? My phones not working."
>FS:"S-Sure let me just get it out. Alright, the time is... huh... m-mine isn't working either."
>A:"*Sigh* Looks like we need to take your word on it. But how are you going to get home on a broken leg?"
>J:"I... have no idea. Well actually, science you're so keen on helping me, how about you help me get back to my place? I line about a block from the hospital, and I sort of need a cast right, now so..."
>A:"Well that depends, how far is it from here?
>FS:"A-Anon! You shouldn't be rude to him! He broke his ankle and WE'RE the ones that offered to help him!"
>Based on previous arguments with her in the past, you really didn't want to make this an ordeal.
>A:"*Sigh* Alright, we'll help him. So Jaciro, Which way is your house? *You say as you help him to his feet*"
>J:"It's in this direction, let's go, we don't have much time until night falls."
 
 
Chapter 5
 
>After about an hour long trek being guided by Jaciro, you finally came upon his house.
>And more importantly, the hospital.
>Upon entering the hospital, a few things were immediately noticeable.
>There was a distinct lack of color from the walls, excluding the patterned white and black tiles.
>There were an excess amount of waiting chairs, with only a few being occupied.
>Aside from that, it looked like a completely normal hospital.
>You and Jaciro walked (more of a hobble really) over to the receptionist desk while you told Fluttershy to take a seat.
>J:"*Martha is on duty again.*"
>A:"*Martha?*"'
>J:"*You'll see.*"
>M:"Oh, hello again jaciro. I'm guessing you broke your leg again?
>J:"Not my leg, but my ankle. But I was lucky enough to bump into this guy after my fight.
>A:"That's not how you expressed when we offered to help you."
>J:"Well, it's kinda strange to see people walking out of a cave that far out."
>A:"Fine, I'll give you that.
>M:"So who is this guy?"
>A:"My name is Anon, what's yours?"
>M:"My name is Martha, it's nice to meet you
>J:"Formalities aside, can I get my ankle treated now?
>M:"You're in luck. A room just opened up. Follow me."