>Day Excruciating Migraine in Equestria
>You wake up at 7 am to the sound of wubbing
>Feel like you're going to kill someone
>Apparently ponies only listen to two types of music, earth shattering dubstep and slow classical
>And they take their music seriously
>Your ears have been getting molested by the loud dubstep since yesterday afternoon
>You have no clue how a party on the other side of Ponyville could cause such a terrifying amount of noise
>Skip the triple s, there's shit to be done
>You pull on some pants and the closest shirt
>Walk out your door to find that the music is even louder outside
>You dig some earplugs you tried using during the night and jam them in
>Defence: +3
>Begin the agonizingly slow walk towards town
>On your way there you come across Fluttershy
>She must be just on her way to your house
>She’s wearing a skin tight BDSM suit and has a strap-on stuck to her forehead
>Didn't she already do something like that?
 
>Yellow pone is surprised to see you
>She begins to chat away
>You can’t hear shit
>You point to your ears and point towards the source of the demonic sound waves
>She seems to understand
>Pulls out a notepad with a pencil
>You don’t even want to know from where
>“Do you feel horny right now Anon?” she scribbles
>You shake your head frantically
>She kicks the ground
>“Darn, I was hoping this would be the one”
>She can’t be serious
>“So anyways, you wanna do something?”
>She’s scribbling rather fast for someone writing with their mouth
>You take the pad from her
“I was hoping to go yell across town until they turned down the music”
>Wow, seeing your idea on paper makes you realise how stupid you are
>You don’t care at this point
>This unholy cacophony needs to stop
>“I’ll help”
>What would she do to help?
>Maybe she’ll come up with some bullshit regarding animals
>Crap, if she does help, she will obviously ask for something in return
>Pray it will not come to that
 
>You and Butterflybutt arrive at the party
>Half of Ponyville is there
>The ground is actually shaking with the beat
>At one point the bass drops so hard Berry Punch falls off her chair
>All these ponies around you are either wasted completely or getting there
>You advance towards the centre of the noise
>Its a stage with Dj. P0n3
>Who else...
>You approach the stage with Flutterbutt following
>You catch the sight of Vinyl bobbing to the beat
>As you approach you get a nice sight of her from behind
>Datflank.iso
>Vinyl is probably the only pony you actually ever found even slightly appealing
>According to Dash though, she wasn’t exactly batting for her team
 
>You push through the very last wave of ponies and climb on to the stage
>This is made unusually difficult by the shaking vibration around you
>You tap Vinyl on the shoulder
>She turns around, grins and begins chatting away
>Is this pony serious?
>You point to your ears, then to the turntable station
>You follow that up with about 50 other signals
>Vinyl is looking confused
>You continue with hand signals
>After about 3 minutes she seems to understand
>She nods her head excitedly
>And grabs your crotch
>You could have sworn you stood still for about an hour out of pure surprise
>Dash is a fucking liar
>Just as you're about to slap her away and run off like a little girl, Fluttershy pops into the picture
>With a squeal you heard over the massive bass pumping speakers she launches herself at Bigbass pony
>Unfortunately, her aim sucks
>She crashes into you, knocking you both off the stage
 
>You hit the ground with the force of a large rock
>Fluttershy lands on top of you with the force of a bag of marshmallows
>As you lie there wallowing in the pain of the drop, you find that the music has stopped
>You almost forgot what ground that's not shaking felt like
>“Anon sweetie, are you alright?”
“I'm fine Flutters, actually much better now that the music has stopped”
>You stand up and dust yourself off
>It’s dark
>Pitch black
“Who turned off the lights?”
>Crap, if this is another rape attempt, someone will pay
>You feel something nuzzling your hand
>“Anon, you don't look too well.”
“I'm fine, I’ll be even better when whoever turned off the light turns them back on”
>“Anon, are you supposed to be leaking blood out your ears?”
>Huh, Vinyl’s voice is weird without music in the background
>Wait, what?
>You run a finger over your ears and find them moist and warm
>Crap
>Wait, how did they see the blood if the lights are out?
>Then it strikes you
>You went blind from the impact
>You're never going to see again
 
>Shit, gotta think fast
>Maybe magic could fix this
>You’ve seen some crazy shit fixed by magic before
“Guys, there’s a problem, I can’t see”
>You hear a concerned high pitched gasp
>Flutters took the news worse than you did
>You feel her grab your hand
>“Don't worry sweetie, I'm still here for you”
>Wow, when you're alone in the dark, The sound of her voice is actually nice to hear
>Maybe that's why you're not panicking
>“Now hold my hoof, let’s go somewhere I can take care of you”
>You're actually starting to realise the severity of the situation
>You're being led to some unknown destination by your personal rapist
>And you can’t do anything about that
>After about 5 minutes of walking you feel yellow quiet stop and knock
>A voice that sounds like Spike answers the door
>“Hey guys, are you just coming from the party?”
>Fluttershy quickly explains the events to him
>“We were wondering if maybe Twilight was around to help him out”
>Spike sighs
>“Twilight can’t stand noise, she left Ponyville for the weekend and is staying with the princesses”
>Shit
>If purple smart is gone for the weekend then who will fix you up?
>Your only other hope is Rarity, and you don't trust her healing powers
>She may know what she's doing most of the time, but when it comes to complex magic she's nothing next to twilight
>Fluttershy grasps your hand
>She's walking in the direction you believe will lead you to her cottage
>You don't want to go anywhere near there at this time, but it looks like you have no choice
 
>You arrive at the Rape Cave
>As soon as you walk through what you believe to be the door, you feel a push on your back
>You stumble forward, tripping and landing on what feels like a couch
>As you lie there stunned, you feel the loss of your pants
>You curl up into a ball, knowing you can’t fight off what you can’t see
>“Is being powerless your fetish Anon?” she says two centimetres from your ear
>You begin to shake, knowing yourself to be completely at her mercy
>“Actually don't tell me, I don't care”
>Oh god, this can’t be good
>“Just relax sweetie, I'm gonna go get us some tea”
>Wat.jpg
>The moment you're powerless, blind and in her house she lays off the rape?
“I don't understand Flutters, aren’t you going to rape me?”
>“I wasn’t really planning to, but if you insist....” she says with a giggle
>Maybe you're wrong here
>Fluttershy takes care of hurt animals
>Maybe that's all you are to her right now
>“Anyways, with Twi being gone another day or so I'm going to be taking care of you”
>Looks like you were right
>“And if you're really that worried, I promise not to come onto you during this time”
>Maybe this won’t be so bad
 
>She gets you the tea, and you sit there with her drinking it
>After about five minutes you calm down, and are even making small talk with yellow rapey
>Without your sight you can’t even tell that you're chatting it up with a talking horse
>But if you didn’t know better, you would even say you're just hanging out with some hot girl
>A hot girl who’s totally into you
>Oh crap, you know what this means
>“Captain boner reporting for duty”
>Shiiiiiiiiiit
>What if she sees it?
>Gotta think fast
“Flutters, I hate to be a bother, but do you mind giving me a backrub?”
>You can hear her squeak a few decibels above her norm
>“Sure thing, only if you don’t mind returning the favour”
>She pauses there
>probably winking
“You do realise I can’t see you winking right?”
>“Oh...well, I think I got the message through anyways”
>You quickly lie belly down on the floor
>Hopefully the evil creature known as a boner will leave for exile by the time she’s done
>You realise that's not going to happen as she starts
>Oh god
>Maybe you're still friends with her just because of the massages
>Jesus, that's good
 
>Eventually, she's done
>“My turn! Can I have a belly rub?”
>Crap, you're not ready
>Oh well, she promised not to do anything rapey
>You sit up and place her in your lap
>Maybe she will just mistake the bulge in your pants for a carrot or something
>“Oh my...”
>No luck there
>You sigh, and get started on the belly rub
>Holly crap she’s soft
“If you touch me anywhere below the waist, this ends”
>You're pretty sure she's in too much pleasure to care right now
>You continue giving a belly rub to what feels like a pillow made of cotton balls
>Damn Fluttershy is even making adorable moans
>Why does she have to be so cute?
>About 10 minutes pass before she's content
>“Can we please cuddle Anon?”
>You feel you don't have a choice
>Besides, rule one of avoiding rape, never mess with a rapist on their home ground
>You pick her up and hold her close
>Why have you not done this before?
>The warm cloudlike creature wraps herself around you
>If you knew she was this soft, maybe you would have cuddled her more often
>You take in the moment, enjoying every bit of it
 
>“Anon, your boner is poking me”
>Aaaand the moment is dead
“Ugh, sorry about that, it’s not intentional so don't get any ideas”
>Half expect her to grab your crotch
>Instead, all you feel is a slight kiss on your cheek
>“Don't worry darling, I promised you not to take advantage remember?”
>As she says that, her breath rushes past your face and tickles your ear
>“Boner on standby, awaiting further orders”
>“Brain to boner, stand down. I repeat, stand down, don't push our luck”
>You don't know how long you sit there, holding Pink-haired mumbler in an embrace
>Your erection is still refusing to lay low
>Eventually Fluttershy breaks the embrace
>“Are you hungry Anon?”
>Holly crap, are you ever
“Yea now that you mention it. What time is it anyways?”
>“2 pm dear”
>Did you just spend over 6 hours hanging out with your personal rapist?
>“Stomach to brain, if we don't get any food here soon, there will be complaints lodged”
>“Dick to brain, I'm horny”
“God damn it, shut up all of you”
 
>You hear Fluttershy let out a confused “hmm?”
“I mean, let’s go get some food”
>This answer pleases her
>She dashes off somewhere
>You're left sitting there in the silence, blind and confused
>Soon enough though, a smell of soup lightly seasoned with garlic reaches you
>You crawl like a zombie towards the smell, growling
>You crawl into what feels like a kitchen
>Flutterbutt is humming
>Again, she's being way too cute
>You really need to remove this soft spot for rapists you have
>“Hey dear, I'm just finishing up here”
>Dear god, that smells good enough to be considered divine
>She hands you what feels like a bowl
>You annihilate its contents in the blink of an eye
>She hand you a second portion almost as fast as you ate the first one
>This repeats 3 more times
>Afterwards, you slowly crawl back to what feels like the living room, and fall onto the couch
>Butterflybutt joins you soon
 
>“So then, enjoy your meal?”
>Without warning you hug her tightly
>She lets out a startled squee, then a joyful sigh
“I just wanted to show my appreciation for everything you’ve done for me”
>You must be going soft
>But then again, that was some damn good soup
>You let go of Fluttershy, and she drops onto the couch
>You don't hear movement, and assume she's just enjoying the moment too much
>“Dick to brain, come in brain”
>“Brain responding, report”
>“You know what’s a totally genius idea? You should totally kiss her, you know, show your gratitude”
>Hmm, that can’t possibly go wrong
>And it’s totally not misleading her
>“Do it, do it now brain. You know you want to”
>You decide to follow your penis and its wise words of advice
>You lean in quickly for a kiss where you think her mouth would be
 
>You miss badly, and instead land face first on her belly
>“Ooo... oh my...”
>You try to respond with a surprised “Guh”
>Unfortunately, this causes you to do a comical “brubufrrbbbttt” on her belly
>She's practically dying from laughter
>Meanwhile you're face-deep in what feels like a warm fuzzy marshmallow
>Imokaywiththis.jpg
>“Oh Anon, stop it!”
>For some reason you disregard that, and continue
>The way she's rolling around squirming with laughter is really cute
>You realise that if this goes on any longer you will have a hnnnngg attack
>You pull your face out of your semi-pillow friend
>“Anon I'm sorry” you hear her say
>Suddenly you feel a pair of lips touch yours
>A tongue begins to explore every corner of your mouth
 
>This needs to stop
>But why?
>You're kissing a horse
>It doesn’t feel like it though
>There is no difference between kissing her and any girl on earth
>If anything, she's a better kisser
>No, stop it
>Why haven’t you done this before?
>Because she's a horse, and you're not a horse fucker
>That seems racist under the current circumstances
>Horse-cist?
>Maybe you should give Fluttershy a chance
>Just this once
>After everything she's done for you so far, doesn’t she deserve something?
>“Penis reporting for duty sir!”
>“Shut it bro, stand by”
>Eventually you begin to return the kiss much to her delight
>You don't know how long you stay there locked in that kiss
>All you know is it was blissful
>Eventually she pulls off
>“I'm sorry anon, I k-k-know I wasn’t supposed to do that...but...b-b-but”
>You place a finger on her lips
“Shh, its fine. I enjoyed that as much as you did”
>You hear her practically yelp with joy
“I've also realised that I have been treating you very unfairly our whole friendship”
>You grab her into a hug
“I promise I will be a better friend to you now”
 
>She's shivering from happiness
>You hold the fluffy marshmallow rapist close
>Is she always this pleasantly warm?
>You don't know how long you sit on the couch hugging, but eventually you let out a yawn
“Flutters, do you know what time it is?”
>“It’s about 6 in the evening”
>That's weird, you're never sleepy this early
>Must be because you barely got any sleep last night
“Do you mind if I crash on your couch tonight?”
>“It’s alright, you can even take the bed if you want”
>You decide to steer clear of the bed for now
>She may misinterpret that
>It’s one thing to kiss a horse, a whole other to fuck it
>Suddenly a knock interrupts whatever thoughts were spinning in your head
>“I’ll get it dear”
>You decide to head towards the door anyways, following the knock
>As Flutterbutt opens the door, you're surprised by the sound of purple smart’s voice
>“Hey Fluttershy, how did your day go? Was being powerless his fetish?”
>Wait, how did she know Fluttershy joked about that?
>You don’t pay much attention, you're just happy Twi is home early
 
>“No Twilight, it’s not. Besides, I don't really care anymore”
>Wow, she practically just said she gave up
>Maybe she thinks that she no longer needs a fetish to get into your pants?
>Is she wrong?
>You suddenly feel your sight return
>The world is more beautiful than ever
>And first thing you see is yellow pone staring at you with concern
>You pick her up and cuddle her
“Thank you Twilight, at one point I actually didn’t expect to see again”
>“Why would you think that? If I can place it, I can take it off”
>Syntax error
>Please wait, rebooting
>You're so shocked by what you hear that you drop Butterflybutt
>You're standing there at the door with your mouth gaping
>This expression seems to shock Twilight
>She looks at you, then Fluttershy, then you again
>“Shit, was I not supposed to tell him?”
>You see Fluttershy nod her head on the ground
>Never have you felt this betrayed
>Purple smart is tearing up
>“Oh god, I'm sssoooo sorry. Really. I'm so sorry Fluttershy”
>You run off in the direction of your house
>You hate both of them
>After all this time it was all just a scheme
>How could they
 
>You arrive at your house
>Notice your face is wet
>You have been crying all the way here
>Perhaps you're more hurt than you realised
>You enter your house and curl up on your couch
“Fuck the world, fuck Fluttershy, fuck Twilight, fuck them all”
>Wow, you sound like a little bitch
>To think you were actually falling in love with that evil creature
>The slightest thought of her makes you angry
>No not angry at her
>At you
>Deep inside, it’s not the betrayal that hurt you
>It was the way you reacted to it
>“Hey Anon”
>How did she come in
>You sit-up on the couch and notice you didn’t shut the door after yourself
“What do you want?”
>You notice your voice is crackling from the crying
>“I understand you're angry Anon, you have every right to be angry”
>Damn straight
>“I didn’t come here to apologise, there’s no forgiveness for what I did”
>Well, at least she knows that
 
>“I just want you to forgive Twilight. It’s not her fault she got roped into this”
>Her soothing voice is beginning to bring reason to your depressed brain
“....I-I-I guess so. T-t-tell her I'm s-sorry for the way I reacted, and that she's forgiven”
>God, you stutter a lot when crying
>Hold on, she just followed you all the way home, just to ask forgiveness for Twi?
>And this is the pony that wilfully blinded you just to get in your pants?
>You notice you're still crying
>She walks over to you slowly
>She sits next to you, and puts a hoof on your shoulder
>“There, there. It’s fine, it’s all over. I know you hate me, and I promise to never betray you again”
>She is softly stroking your hair
>“If you want, I can even move away far from here and never bother you again”
>For some reason when she says that, you grow cold on the inside
“No, don't. Please”
>Did you just say that?
>You curl up on the couch, placing your tear stained face on her belly
>She just strokes your hair
 
>“It’s fine sweetie, I’m still here for you. Just calm down, and relax”
>Her soft, warm belly feels heavenly to you
>You just cuddle closer to her, forgetting her recent betrayal
>“I hope you understand Anon, I'm still not planning on giving up”
>Oh right, she's still a serial rapist
>You stand up, and pick her off the couch
>You're heading for the door
>She knows this routine
>No struggling this time though, it seems she accepted her fate
>To her surprise, you just close the door, and take her to your bedroom
>The look on her face tells you she's confused beyond words
>You place her on the bed, and lie down too
>Flutterpillow activate!
>At first she seems a little disappointed, but then she sighs contently and just strokes your hair as you slowly go to sleep
“I still don't find you attractive”
>“You will one day my love, just you wait”
>Time to sleep now
>And pretend this day never happened
>The amount of care she gave you when you were blind makes you doubt your actions
>Maybe one day you really will give in
>No matter how hard you try
>And with that you fall asleep nested in her soft belly as she lovingly strokes your hair
>Today was a weird day