prose: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/307540/9/fluttershy-wants-in-your-pants/rubber-ducks
 
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>You walk home in the dark from a long day at work.
>Fire fills your muscles as every step brings you closer to your home.
>All you want to do, is take a nice relaxing bath.
>You open the door and close it behind you.
>As you head up the stairs to your bathroom, you shed your clothing and shoes.
>Just before you kick off your underwear, you notice a light on in your bathroom.
>Slowly, you open the door to find...
> http://i.imgur.com/4UReMFY.jpg
>"Hello Anon... are rubber duckies your fetish?"
>You stare at the yellow mare.
"Fluttershy, you don't look like a rubber ducky.
>She scrunches her face.
>"I do too look like one."
"No you don't. You just look like a pony taking a bath."
>"What are you talking about! I got the little wing and my nose comes out like a little bill and everything."
"No. You don't."
>"Then why don't we get another opinion then!"
"Fine."
>"Go get somepony."
"No you."
>Fluttershy groans in irritation and flies out the bathroom window.
>After a few moments, Fluttershy drags in a thoroughly confused Rainbow Dash.
>"Uh... What am I doing here?"
>"Just stand next to Anon."
>Rainbow moves towards Anon and sits beside you.
"Hey Rainbow."
>"I dunno what this is, but you owe me for it."
>"Alright. Now Rainbow."
>Fluttershy sits in the tub and smiles widely. A light squee leaves her lips.
>"Dang! That's a good rubber duck impersonation."
"SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DUCK!"
>"Yeah she does."
>"See! Told you!"
"That's not the point! Ugh!"
>You grab the two mares and chuck them out the window.
>God damn mares.
>All she had to ask if wet ponies were your fetish and you would have laid that ass SO hard...