>wake up in strange land >you swore you were just going to sleep and now you're laying in a field >the grass is really bright green What is this a disney movie? >finally decide to get up >observe surroundings >dark forest to the right >town to the left >mountain with castle in front >more plains behind >head towards the town >hear a whiz sound Who's there? >no answer >notice the sky has no clouds in it >whatever not important >gotta find help >arrive in town >completely empty >very strange buildings >treehouse, gingerbread house, and a carousel >as you stand admiring the carousel a purple figure catches the corner of your eye >you turn and see a pony >a purple pony >with a horn >a ponycorn >wat.jpg >once reaching you it stops and says >"Hello strange creature, my name is Twighlight Sparkle. May I ask why you are here?" >holy shit a talking horse! >you stare trying to comprehend this >"Can you speak?" Yes... >confused as shit you continue to stare >"Great! Why have you come here?" I don't know I just woke up in the plains over there >she looks just as confused as you >"Can you kneel down for a second?" Um...sure >kneel down >her horn starts to glow and she touches your forehead >your head feels tingly and cold for the few seconds she did this >she stops >"You can stand now." What did you just do? >"Mind reading spell. So you just awoke in the plains?" Yeah... >"That's so weird." >she then signals the buildings >more candy colored ponies appear >"Don't worry it's not going to hurt us. It's just as confused as we are." >ponies start approaching you >some with wings or horns >this is weird as shit >they start staring at you >then one says >"It's a monkey!" I'm not a monkey, I'm a human. >"Whats a hooman?" >Twilight motions you over to her >she moved when you were watching the massive amount of ponies come over >"Come with me to my house. I want to ask you a few more questions." >go with her because nothing else makes fucking sense >inside the treehouse there are 6 ponies including Twilight >they all introduce themselves >orange one with yellow mane >"Howdy mah names AppleJack. I represent the element of Honesty" >crazy looking pink one with poofy dark pink mane bounces up to you >"HimynamespinkiepieyoulookfunnywhydoyouwalkontwolegsandImtheelementof *breath* laughter!" >Cute white one with obviously styled purple mane steps forward >"I'm Rarity, element of fashion." >Rest of the ponies give her a look >blushing she says >"I mean generousity." >Blue one with rainbow mane hovers over to you and stares you dead in the eye >"I'm Rainbow Dash!" >She does a flip while saying that >"The element of Loyalty." >Yellow one with light pink mane steps forward staring at the ground >"I'm flutter*mumblemumble*" Sorry I couldn't hear that. Can you say it again? >"I'm Fluttershy. The element of *squeak*" >she hides behind her mane when looking up at you >Rainbow cuts in >"Shes the element of Kindness. Shes a little shy though." I can see that. It's kind of cute. >Fluttershy perks up at that and is now looking up at you >Twilight says >"And I am the element of Magic" Alright now that I know you all could you please help me find out why I am here? >"Wait, we still don't know your name." It's Anon. >"Okay well...Anon this still doesn't make any sense. I dont see how you could have just appeared in the plains outside of Ponyville." >look back over at the other ponies >Fluttershy is looking straight into your eyes >Kinda weird but shrug it off >Twi continues >"I mean where did you even come from?" >story time >after explaining everything that happened and about Earth, they all have questions >first Rarity >"Do all 'humans' wear clothes 24/7?" Not all the time. We take them off for showers, swimming, and sex. >Fluttershy's wings go up when you say sex >shes in the back so no one can see >but you do, and dont give two shits about it >Rainbow next >"Are you a mare or a stallion?" >she says with her head tilted a little >you think Stallion. But with humans we call them males and mares females. >then AppleJack >"What do you eat?" Vegetables, fruits, nuts, sweets, and meat. >they look at you strangely but continue >Pinkie Pie next >"Do you like parties? Do you know what a party is? Huh huh huh do ya do ya?" Yes I know what a party is. And I enjoy them. I dont go all out but I like them. >next Twilight >"What are you going to do now?" I haven't the slightest idea. Maybe stay for a while and help out. All of you seem nice. >All of them are smiling but Fluttershy more so and now blushing >last Fluttershy >"W-where will y-you sleep?" I was hoping that all of you could help me with finding a home. >Twi stands up and says >"But dont you want to go to your real home?" Other than to see a familiar face or two, I really have no reason. Parents died, live by myself, and have no friends. >you see Fluttershy in the back tearing up >about to say something when interrupted by Pinkie Pie >"So who do you wanna live with???" Woah woah I didnt mean that I wanted to live with one of you I meant- >cut off again, this time by Fluttershy >"Why not?" Well I dont want to be a burden on any of you. >Twi says >"I think all of us would be perfectly okay with having you live with us. Right?" >she says turning to the others >they all say yes and nod >"Then how do we get to decide who can take him in?" >Rainbow says >Twi thinks for a second and says >"Whoever has the most unoccupied space in their house can take him in" >Jeez fuck these ponies are too trusting >"Rarity has the biggest house." >says Pinkie >Rarity looks at the ground while blushing and says >"I'm so sorry Anon but I use most of that space for storage of my fabric and gems." >Twi cuts in again >"Ok well Rainbow lives on a cloud so that wont work, AppleJack would have to make him sleep in the barn and as we can tell he is not an animal, I dont have any space at all and Pinkie lives in a room in sugarcube corner." >all eyes go back to Fluttershy >"I guess you'll take him in Fluttershy?" >Fluttershy looks at Twi then at you and back to Twi >she stands up and walks over to you >"Better get a move on, its getting dark." Agreed. Well see ya later everyone! >you say while walking out the door >Fluttershy looks at you strangely >"U-um Anon?" Yes? >"It's 'everypony'" Oh oops sorry >you walk with this cute shy yellow pony up to the edge of Ponyville and see a medium sized cottage >thought she had the most space >looks cramped as shit up there >fuck you brain accept kindness >she opens the door for you >you grab the door by the side No after you >"Aw thats so n-nice of you." It's the least I can do >close the door >Flutters motions you to the couch while saying >"I'm gonna go make dinner for us. You sit down there and make yourself at home. I m-mean if you want to...that would be nice." >she then flies into the other room and begins preparing the food >you are left in a humble looking living room >after 4 minutes of just looking around you get curious as to what else is in the house >you stand up and slowly go up the stairs >there is a bathroom and another room with the door shut >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur >see a bed >wait Twi said that she had space in her house >didnt see a basement door >look back at the bed >actually pretty fucking huge >for a pony >like king size for humans >guess thats what she meant by space >"Anon! Anon where are you?!" >you come back down the stairs to see Flutters looking behind the couch >she doesnt notice you >decide to hug her from behind >she jumps away >"Anon! You scared me!" I did? >"Y-yes you disappeared and I thought I lost you and that you would be alone in this world again and-" >you notice the way she talking gets more and more like shes going to cry >you hug her silencing her with your chest >she inhales deeply So...is dinner ready >you awkwardly say >she snaps out of it but doesnt stop hugging and says >"Oh y-yes. Yes! Dinner I almost forgot it is ready." >God shes weird >But cute >she walks into the kitchen and you follow >apparently the dining room and kitchen are same room >sit down >she brings a big pot of stew >smells fucking awesome >pours you some >then herself some >about to eat when a bunny walks in >you fucktardedly say Oh hey a bunny! >"Oh this is Angel he's my pet bunny." >continue eating as Fluttershy tells you that she can communicate with animals >shits fuckin dope >finish stew >she finishes a little afterwards and rushes over to you and says >"Dont worry I can handle the dishes." No please Flutters, I want to help >"T-thats very nice of you Anon." >she says while blushing heavily >must be because of the nickname Just being kind to the element of kindness >give her a smile >she blushes and says >"I'll be upstairs. C-come up when you are done. Please." >finish dishes >go upstairs to the room >see her curled up on the bed unaware of you being there >so cute >walk up slowly and quietly >and climb in the bed >she was more to the right so you had room to >but you wanted to cuddle >you are a cuddler >you wrap your arms around her >she jumps and stands up scared >then turns around and sees you >"C-can you stop doing that please?" >gives you sad eyes Why? I just wanted to cuddle, sorry >"Oh I thought y-you were trying to scare me like before." >she lays down facing away from you >you wrap your around her again and she scoots back into you >both of you fall asleep                 Day 2 in Equestria   >wake up >still wrapped around Fwutters >but she is facing you >she opens an eye and smiles >"Good morning Anon." >smile back Morning Flutters. Sleep well? >her eyes go from regular to lustful >"Oh better than I ever have." >Confused you say What do you mean? >"Well its just that nopony ever likes me for more than I appear." Woah Woah Fluttershy. What are you implying? >with a quick and powerful movement she slaps her lips against yours >tongue invading everywhere in your mouth >frightened, shocked, confused, and unsure are too many feelings for you to process >brain! what do? >fuck this im out >brain has left the facility >one solution >jump backwards off bed >expect to land on floor unharmed >bash head against nightstand and lamp falls over breaking your nose >black out           Day who fucking cares nigger       >wake up in hospital with Fluttershy and Twilight on either side of you Oh my head... >"YOU'RE AWAKE!" >Fluttershy screams when you talk Yeah but what happened? >"You fell and hit your head, then a lamp fell on your face." Oh. How long was I out? >"3 days! I was sooo scared!" >Twi interrupts Flutters >"Well its good to have you back. I'll admit I was afraid you wouldn't make it." >shes not to good with comforting Thanks Twi >she blushed at the nickname >Flutters looks angrily at her Whats wrong Flutters? >"Oh uh nothing sweetie." >"Well uh I'll just leave you two together. Alone." >Twi leaves >Pinkie enters >"Oh Anon! Hiya! How ya feeling?" Pretty good actually. Well rested. >"So hows everything? Between you two I me-" >Flutters cuts in >"Um Pinkie can we please have some alone time ok thank you" >Flutters pushes her out Uh...what did she mean by that? >"By what honey?" >giving you bedroom eyes What did you tell them? >She hides behind her mane a little >"U-um...n-nothing" Fluttershy! >"I didnt say anything." FLUTTERSHY! >she cowers from you yelling at her and then says >"I told them that you were my special somepony." What is that like a girlfriend? >"Y-yes." >you stand up in anger and leave the room >only to be stopped by the rest of the mane 6 >Rainbow asks >"So...you like Fluttershy?" Yes. But not like you think >lots of D'aaawws >Flutters is now staring at your junk Stop it >continues to stare now drooling >why were you even naked? >Fucking ponyville Rarity can you make me some clothes? >"Of course darling!" >she then runs off with you and Flutters right behind enjoying the view >you arrive at the carousel and go inside >Rarity asks you to stand on a platform while she measures you >she goes upstairs for a while to get something >just Fluttershy and naked you >Slutterfly is dripping wet from her marehood which she is now presenting to you from the floor Fluttershy stop thats nasty >"You mean this doesnt turn you on?" >before you could respond she was kissing you and humping your abs >BONER INITIATED >no wtf are you doing its a horse >i give no fucks >IT. IS. A. HORSE. NO. >Pussy is Pussy. >Fluttershy slaps her cunt down on your member and immediately orgasms >she is cum on insertion >then you notice Rarity there on the stairs clopping >she stands herself up quickly and acts like that never happened >"Alright Anon. Here are your clothes." >she levitates them to you with magic and shoos you both out >probs to clop more >you look at Fluttershy >she looks at you >"A-anon?" What? >"I love you." >whatthefuck.jpg I dont love you Fluttershy >"Why not?" I am a human. You are a horse- >"Pony." Whatever you understand >"No I dont. Is there a way I can get you to love me?" No. It wont happen >"W-well what if I find your fetish?" Go ahead and try, it wont help >At that instant a tiny shimmer of light appeared in her eye >She got really excited and was bouncing instead of walking >"I've got tons of ideas." What? >"To find your fetish." I wasnt being serio- >She flew up and began slopply making out with you >you pull back What the fuck Fluttershy?! >"Is making out your fetish?" No! >"Oh." >You are at her cottage now >holy shit didnt even realize you were walking >open the door for her because you are a gentleman >go in >shes nowhere to be seen >"Oh Anon! Come upstairs sweetie!" >why not >go upstairs to her room >shes laying there trying to be seductive but looking fucking ugly What Fluttershy? >"Come here." >come up closer >blam plot in your face >you try to scream but she pushes you to the ground >now sitting on your face not letting you breathe >she gets up >feel lightheaded as shit >"Is smothering your fetish?" NO dont do that ever again! >"What about cuteness?" >you beam at her only to be greeted with the cutest fucking face in the history of cute faces Damnit your cute...but no >she gets up looking irritated >goes into the bathroom and slams the door >what the fuck just happened brain? >brain quit earlier >oh right >go check on her >put your ear to the door and hear heavy sobbing >whats this feel >guilt? >god fucking damnit >slowly open door >Walk up to her >and hug >She jumps a little then relaxes >hear a moan >wait wat >look down >dry humping you Fluttershy! Stop! >she looks up and notices how serious you are >jumps off >"Is humping your fetish?" No Fluttershy >its only been 20 minutes and shes already asked 4 fetishes >ohwhathaveyoudone.png Can you make me some dinner? >"Is food your fetish?" No. Stop that >"Okay..." >she walks down the stairs to get it started >go back into room >smells funny >like flowers >Lay down in bed Holy shit this is gonna be annoying as fuck >take a nap >wake up >shit, shower, shave >put on clothes Marshmellow made for you >open door >Flutternut falls forward Fluttershy were you listening to me in there? >she hides behind her mane >"M-maybe." Why? >"I-is eavesdropping your fetish?" No and how could that even be sexual? >"Just a thought." Is dinner ready >"Yes its been done for a while now." Okay >go downstairs >see sandwiches with flowers in the middle Um Fluttershy? >"Yes?" Humans dont eat flowers >"You dont? Okay well we gotta go to the market then." >she says while eating both sandwiches You must have been hungry >she blushes then turns away >"Y-yeah...for your hot monkey dick!" Wait Wh- >She tackles you to the ground and tries to take off your pants >ponies cant take off pants >she keeps scraping with her hoof at the button with her head tilted to the side >actually really cute to watch >"A-anon!" What? >"How do you get this thing off?!" >you stand up I guess you'll never find out >"You meanie." You just tried to rape me and I'm the meanie? >you feel a hoof smack you across the face >"Dont you ever say that word again." What word? >"The r word you used." Rape? >she bucks you in the side Ow! Fuck okay Fluttershy sorry! >she calms the fuck down and helps you up >"I'm sorry Anon." Lets just go to the market >after 15 minutes of Flutterfuck staring at your junk and slapping your ass you finally get to the market >Flutters runs off to get foods >see Twi >approach Hey Twilight! >"Oh hey Anon! Hows Fluttershy?" Shes been trying to guess my fetish...kinda creepy >"Oh Anon you know you like it." >she winks >with her eye >"Oh Anon I almost forgot! Princess Luna has requested to see you later today!" Who? >everypony around just stares >"Shes an Alicorn that raises the moon at night." Whats an Alicorn? >"A type of pony which has both wings and a horn." >Spaghetti oozes from your pockets Oh...where does she live? >Twi points to the castle you saw when you first appeared >"I mean you should probably tell Fluttershy-" >Fluttershy flies over >"Tell Fluttershy what?" >Twi continues >"That Anon has been summoned to Princess Luna." >Fluttershy looks terrified >Twi leans in >"Shes afraid of her." >give her best 'Oh' look Look Fluttershy I'm sure it wont take too long just go home and have dinner ready for me when I get back okay? >Flutters looks up at you with sad teary eyes >"Ok h-honey. B-be careful." >she pecks you on the cheek and flies away >Twi giggles Okay well how am I gonna get there >"Theres a train that comes through. Lets go." >walking with purplesmart >pretty nice >even though she can ask a few too many questions >"So have you and Fluttershy you know...done it?" Done what? >"You know...had sex?" NO! >she is scared by your response and says >"Oh okay w-well sorry for asking." >you see some tears in her eyes >fucking shit >too cute >bend down and hug I'm sorry for yelling at you >she smiles and wipes away tears >train comes in >both get on >you sit down and Twi sits right next to you >even though the car is completely empty >she starts to fall asleep >and puts her head oh your lap >so cute >pet her head >scratch behind ears >touch horn >"ooh yea." >what. what the fuck >touch horn again >she moans >Dick: dude was that a moan? im goin up >fuck fuck im gonna wake her >Dick:who gives a shit no ones here you could fuck her >no its a horse >she wakes up >stares at the bulge curiously >she does the same thing Flutters did when trying to take off your pants >then she uses her magic and takes it off along with your boxers Wait Twi- >her magic closes your mouth and restrains your body >she climbs onto your lap and slowly pushes you inside of her >she lets out a moan and starts drooling >bounces up and down on you >tight marehood probably first time >she cums and you cum in her >Dick: wow these ponies are weaksauce >shut the fuck up dick >she pulls herself off and licks you clean >then unrestrains you Twilight >"Yes?" Put my pants back on >"Oh right." >after an awkwardly long train ride you finally arrive in canterlot Twi dont tell anyone about what happened there. Fluttershy would kill me >"You have my word." >she looks at you with bedroom eyes >fuckin shit >she walks you up to the main building Wow its huge >"Yeah it is pretty big." >look at Twi >shes staring at your junk >Fucking Twilight >she walks you into it and then up some stairs to a room that says "Luna" >"Have fun Anon!" >she teleports away >welp...lets do this >knock on door >door opens >see a big dark blue pony with a horn and wings >"Oh you must be...um...Anon! Yes Anon! Come in come in!" >little too excited >walk in Hello I am Anon. You requested to see me? >then you notice her mane is different than the ones you saw before >wavy and sparkling blue >it puts you in a trance >forget Luna is talking >"U-um Anon? Are'st thou okay?" Oh um im sorry I was just distracted by your beautiful mane >she blushes >changes tones from royal to normal >"You think it looks good?" Yeah >"Would you like to touch it?" >Dick: wait a minute >Dick: i know where this is going >dont do it >too late >Luna is already close to you expecting to be pet >you run your fingers through her mane >It feels cool and relaxing >you move from her mane to her fur >she obviously likes the attention and snuggles closer >you get to her wing and nudge it a little >she lets out a tiny moan >dont hear it >move your way up to her head >scratch behind her ears >her head was now in your lap >dont do it >dont you fucking do it >no no no no n- >Touch her horn >she moans quite loudly >and you get a hard on >she doesnt notice >whew crisis averted >run your hand down to her strange mark >might as well ask Hey whats this >she looks back >"Oh thats my cutie mark." Whats a 'Cutie mark' ? >she goes into detail about cutie marks and how ponies earn them >fucking weird man >you continue petting her while she talks >when explaining to you how she got her cutie mark >you accidentally brush against her horn >she tenses up and lets out a moan >"Oh...Anon. I did not know you wanted to play like this." I didnt mean- >Luna is on top of you >boner initiated >she sees and uses magic to take off your pants >why are these ponies so seductive?           >be Twilight >at home >readin some books >not really reading them >just looking at them imagining how much fun your crush Anon is having now >Fluttershy shouldnt have him >you should Lucky... >you say under your breath >spike walks in and notices that you are holding the book upside down >"You arent even reading that are you? No. I cant. Im...distracted >"Maybe some sweets will put you back on course?" Spike that doesnt make any sense >start telling Spike about sugar rushes and such >realize you are now at sugarcube corner >still lecturing Spike >ponies are staring >stop >no line so you trot up to Pinkie >buy Spike a chocolate shake and tell him to pick a seat Um...Pinkie I need to tell you something >"OOh what is it? A suprise party?! We gonna sneak into the canterlot spells library again? Oh what about-" PINKIE! >"Okay what is it?" Its secret >she nods and motions you to the stairs >you both walk up there and she closes a door >"Ok what is it?" Wait promise first >"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" >She looks at you >"Ok go on." I...I...had... >"WHAT DID YOU DO?" I had sex with Anon! >"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? Fluttershy's special somepony!?" Pinkie please I dont know what to do I cared for him since I read through his mind when we first met >Pinkie obviously has conflicted emotions about this >always wanting to make everyone equally happy >after 3 minutes of pacing she stops and says >"Well Twilight, I dont know what to tell you." What do you mean? What am I supposed to do? Dont you have any ideas?! >"Twilight relax. I have ideas. They just arent very good ones." Please I need to do something so Fluttershy doesnt find out...but I want him to like me too >Confused, Pinkie stares out her window >she then jumps up and says >"Oh my gosh Im so sorry Twilight I have to go back to my job!" >look out window >ponies lined up all the way around the shop and angry >"But Twilight-" >looks over to you >"Play it cool. Dont be affectionate when Fluttershy is there. You can share somepony if you play your cards right." >she winks and in a pink streak is back to taking orders >go back downstairs to see Spike just finishing his shake >hes tired >put him on your back and head home for the night             >be Anon >Luna is laying next to you >damn that was some rad princess sex Its uh getting late so I should go... >Luna stands up and says >"Yes it did last a while didnt it?" >give her a smile >oh my god >brain has reentered the system >Brain: you fucked 2 horses in one day? >ponies >Brain: who cares you fucked them >Dick: it was good as shit man >you slowly start to stand >Luna helps you up >she did kind of pound on you >and shes not small like Twi >oh Twi... >begin to go into a trance again but this time looking out on a balcony >"Are you alright Anon?" Huh what? Oh yes sorry I'm just so tired that I cant focus right >"Will you be able to make it back in time?" I think so. Well I'll be heading o- >Luna stops you >"No. Let me teleport you to the town square. I dont want you to get lost and die." Um...that was to the point >"Sorry. Ok dont move." >in a dark blue blur you are now in the middle of Ponyville Fuck I'm tired. >Luna is not there anymore >great now you're going fucking insane >Dick: pony fucking insane! >Brain: shut the fuck up >walk to Flutters' cottage >go to open door >door is already open >its dark inside >you enter Hello? >you say into the darkness >suddenly the door slams shut behind you and the lights go on >but not the light bulbs >candles >how the fuck >see trail of roses up the stairs >fuck no she didnt >Smell food >turn to kitchen and see a note on window >It reads "Anon. I hope you like the food I have prepared for you. Come up when you are done. Hugs Kisses and Fetishes, Fluttershy" >look at stove >the fuck do they use the knobs with hooves... >pot of soup >she isnt that diverse is she >still eat all of it >fatass >go up the stairs following the roses >in Fluttershy's room >Shes passed the fuck out >wearing a maid outfit >sexy maid outfit >Dick: Im gonna do it >Brain: No! not three ponies >too late you were already on the bed naked >Fluttershy was really passed out >didnt even wake up when you put your dick in her mouth and blew your loud down her throat >she just licked it up and smiled a little >fucking creep >go to sleep             Next Day >why the fuck do you keep having sex with horses >Dick: cause pussy is pussy >wake up >Flutters not awake >get up >shit shave shower >head up to grapefur's treehouse >gotta talk to her about what happened >or is it a tree house >fuck it >arrive at door >knock lightly >door swings open >little dragon guy >"Woah what are you?!" Hey relax Im friendly. No one told you yet? >"No...they dont tell me much." >start to like this kid >explain most of your story leaving out the Twi sex scene >hear a voice from in the tree house >"SPIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE-" >Twi notices you, backs up, and blushes >"Oh...u-um come on in Anon." >Spike looks back to you and then closes the door after himself Twilight we need to talk >"About what Anon?" >looks up at you with those cute purple eyes About what happened on the train >"Oh back for more I assume?" >gives you bedroom eyes and rubs her head against your soldier >Dick: Im gonna >Brain: dont you fucking dare >too late >"Let me just take these off..." >Takes off your pants and boxers with her magic >Massive Erection has appeared! >Twilight uses lick >Not very effective... >Erection uses harden >Erection's defenses rose >Twilight uses experienced deepthroat >Its super effective! >Erection counters with string shot Wow that felt great...where did you learn to do that? >"Thats what reading a book and practicing can do for you." >She says levitating a book titled "Big book of sex." >she levitates you your pants and boxers >put them on >just in time too >Flutters knocks on door >Twi opens it >"Oh hello Fluttershy! How are you today?" >Flutters sees you and flys past Twi >Kisses you on the lips >then goes back >"Now I'm feeling much better." >"Ok...well heres the book you wanted Fluttershy." >Twi says as she levitates the "Big book of sex." to Shutterfly >Fluttershy gives you a sexy look and says >"Anon make sure you're back by night, I want to try some of this." >She flutters out >Twi closes the door with magic >"Ahem, as you were saying?" On the train, and just now...I dont know how I feel about this >Twi's ears flatten and her head drops to the ground >"Oh..." >fuck >feel bad man >kneel down and hold her >"I...I just thought since you were nice to me that.." >shes now crying >"Anon I-I have to go!" >She runs down into her basement >Fuuuuuuccck >feel depressed >better get help on this >speed up time >now at Sugarcube Corner >walk in Pinkie! I need to talk to you >no one inside >all dark >must be closed >turn around >tackled by laughing pink pony >"Whats up Anon?" >the fuck did she..whatever I hurt Twilight's feelings and I dont know what to do! Pinkie please help me! >"Just lay down and tell auntie pinkie all about it" >wat >you werent even the same species >shrug >now in pinkies room How did we get in here? >"Shhhshshh. Lay down and talk." >lay down >start from beginning leaving out Luna and Flutter sex scenes >you had closed your eyes and when you finished you opened them and saw Pinkie with popcorn listening intently And thats it. >she stares at you >then walks closer still staring at you Um Pinkie this is kinda weird... >"You broke Twilight's heart Anon." I...I did? >"Well Duh! Twi was crushing on you the whole time!" >you start to feel like total shitbaskets Oh no...what do I do? >Pinkie stares at you and says >"Go to her." Alright I will! >"Wait Anon!" What is it? >"You might want to get some new clothes and take a shower, stinkypants." >You really havent changed yet >head to Carousel >Just now see the sign that says "Carousel Boutique" Oh well thats a decent name >"Finally somepony with a sense of fashion!" Um Rarity its just me >you step inside >she looks around then blushes >"oh haha um, how may I help you darling?" Its Anon and I need some fancy clothes please >she turns to you and says >"Oh going on a date with a certain special somepony eh?" No actually I was going to apologize to Twilight for hurting her feelings >Rarity beams at you Please Rarity I need these clothes so I dont lose...my best friend >Rarity's look softens and she says >"Alright give me twenty minutes or so please." Um Rarity? >"Yes?" >you say sheepishly Can I use your shower? >She looks at you, comes close then backs off and says >"Please do!" Sorry... >"Just go." >shower done >cramped as hell in there but you managed >come down after air drying >no towels >butt naked >Rarity's mouth opens then she shakes her head and says >"Well Anon here are your clothes..." >she starts biting her lip >to worried about Twi to care Thanks Rarity! >you say as you leave >walking fast because its getting late and stalkerfly will hunt you down >finally make it to tree house >dont even bother to knock just open the door >there are books everywhere and some with pages ripped out >Spike is not there thankfully >tissues and writing scrolls were balled up in a trashbin >you hear her sobbing from the basement Twilight! >you say as you walk down the stairs >there is Twilight >laying in the corner curled up next to a lot of scrolls Twilight...I'm sorry >She notices your get up and asks >"Why are you back? To use me some more?!" No no Twilight! I just want to- >you cannot move >Fucking Magic >look at Twilight >her eyes are green and a purple mist is forming from her eyes >her horn glows and she points at you >brace for impact >sudden big dark blue mist appears in front of you and Luna forms >Twilight sees her and instantly stops dropping you to the ground Ow...thank you Luna >"Anon thou must speakst now. Tell her how thou really feel." >you stand up and walk over to Twilight >kneel down >and kiss her >she kisses back >you pull away Twilight Sparkle...I love you >"Oh Anon I love you too!" >Luna disappears >Twilight gives you a concerned look and says >"Wait, what about Fluttershy?" >as almost right on cue Flutternut crashes through the celing into the basement >sees you holding Twilight >"I knew it! I knew I couldnt trust you!" >you stand up and say Look Fluttershy I- >she flies right past you >"I was talking to you!" >Twi was still in a delicate state >Fluttershy is pushing her against the wall, screaming >"You date stealing bitch!" Fluttershy! >"Not now Anon honey, momma has to take care of something." >She then picks Twilight by her mane and flies up and out of the hole she made Shit shit shit shit! >you say as you trip over books and stuff trying to get out Fluttershy! Bring her back down! >Twilight is barely conscious because of whatever magic she used >Fluttershy continues to fly off to a mountain in the distance >adrenaline kicks in >Anon has gained the speed of kenyans >running, jumping, swinging on things, and climbing >you reach the base of the mountain >look up >Flutterbitch has Twi in her mouth still and is still flying upwards >slower now though because shes not very strong >begin climbing >make it halfway up the mountain pretty quickly >reach for a rock that appears to be attached to the mountain >its not >your arm and most of your body begin to fall back >when falling you see Fluttershy with Twilight FLUTTERSHY! >your voice echoes and sounds like a giants up at the top where she is >scares her >she drops Twilight >you reach out to catch her >while Fluttershutter speeds downward after her >turn and look >holy shit you're still falling >doesnt matter >have to protect Twilight >Twilight gets close to you and then her horn starts to glow >Fluttershy catches up just as Twilight teleports you and her to the everfree forest >get up >in swamp >Twilight's being pulled by Fluttershy >run at full speed to Fluttershy >make a fist >You scream loudly as you drag your fist along the ground SHORYUKEN! >you drive your fist into Fluttershy's jaw in the most beautiful uppercut known to man. >second to only http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbRYTLzkd04 >Fluttershy goes up three feet and lands face first in the swamp Twilight! Are you ok? >"A-anon?" >She smiles at you >you smile back >you kiss >she looks behind you and stops smiling Whats wro- >"No Anon!" >she pushes you out of the way >you roll quickly and kick Fluttershy's hoof away >the machete she was holding lands right next to Twilight's face Fluttershy. >"Yes Anon?" Im going to kill you >"Is killing your fet-" >you grab her by the waist >she looks so happy...and innocent >Brain: No finish this now >I cant >Brain: Do it! >NO >Brain has overrided the system >we cannot abort >you slam Fluttershy's head against the ground at an angle that breaks her neck >she shrieks and then coughs up blood >shes still alive >crawl over to Twilight >Stare into her eyes >"Anon." Yes Twilight? >"Kill her." >She says passing out from exaustion >you look towards Fluttershy >she looks at you >eyes pleading forgiveness >shes paralyzed >stand up >walk over >pick up Fluttershy >she manages a smile, somehow >walk while holding her over to a deeper part of the swamp >you see a rope Perfect. >tie it to her leg and tie the other end to a heavy rock >go to the deepest part of the swamp Goodbye Fluttershy >tears swell up in her eyes and her look of fear hit you as you slowly lowered her into the water >but you didnt stop >you lowered her in and left >she drowned             >"I have a question." What Rainbow Dash? >"why did you make the story so sad?" >then you notice Rarity trying not to cry and Applejack had already teared up Im sorry I must have gotten really into it. Its ok though >"I-it is?" >says Rarity Yes. None of that really happened so theres no need to be sad >"Well...I wasnt sad." >Rainbow says while blowing her nose Haha yeah sure >Notice Butterquiet sitting outside the window crying >she stops and mouths "Are sad stories your fetish?" >shake your head >flies home >Fucking Fluttershy   Part one end