> "Fwuffy nuu undastan, wan wub?"
> "Yeah, Chester's got some staff for a rub right? Don't tell me he fired em'?"
> The fluffy looks awkwardly
> "Yuu suwe?"
> "Yes, now get me a rub you little shit"
> The fluffy trots over and hugs the large mans leg
> "Fwuffy gif wub, mistwa wuv wub"
> In fluffies mind wuv = wub and wuv = huggies
> In Monty's mind rub = massage and massage = happy ending
> Furious he kicks the fluffy across the room
> "DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY YOU LITTLE FLUFFY FUCK?"
> Choking back a cry a tear trickles down his face
> The fluffy quickly wipes it away and attempts to stand
> "F- F-fwuffy desewff dat, pwease wet fwuffy twy again... Giff diffwent wub wuv..."
> It begins to try and trot over but stumbles and groans from its sprained leg
> Then it begins to hump the other leg
> "Eenf eenf eenf mastaw Monty wan wuv wuv nuu huggies wuv eenf eenf"
> "YOU LITTLE SHIT I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING DICK I WANT A BABE TO FUCK!"
> The enraged Monty stomps on the fluffies back
> Shit shoots out of the now squealing fluffy
> "NUU! POOPIES NUU! FWUFFY NUU POOPIE OWSIDE WITTOW BOWX! NUU!"
> "Ugh! You disgusting little vermin! These pants are worth a thousand of you!"
> He punts the fluffy into the door
> At that moment Chester, the Master of the house walks in
> "Uncle"
> "Oh there you are you little brat!"
> Monty now enraged stomps towards the taller and bigger Chester
> "You think you can fuck with me? You're gonna give me this little turd to fuck?! I'm gonna deck you for this you little brat!"
> As Monty moves to punch Chester the fluffy manages to run in-between the mans legs tripping him up
> "Woah Hey! Watch it AAhh!"
> The fluffy is squished in-between Monty's feet as he tries to protect his master
> "NU! NUU! HUWT! MASTAH HEWP!"
> Having two of his legs snapped and a third sprained the fluffy is panicking
> "YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD YOU FLUFFY FUCK!"
> Righting himself and prepared to beat the fluffy to death Monty finds himself surrounded by male staff
> "Hey! Get outa my way! This little fuck needs to learn his lesson!"
> The butlers stand aside as Chester steps in-between the fluffy and his uncle
> "You've assaulted an official staff member of mine and attempted to attack me in my own home, get out of my house"
> Monty is still panting and angry
> "You're fuckin with me.  YOU ARE FUCKING WITH ME! Don't you do this you little bastard.  I'll ruin you! I can't believe my brother fucked that who-"
> Chester decks the fat little man, now rubbing his cheek he looks up at his nephew
> "You can be a disgrace to my family, but no one speaks ill about my mother, take him out of here"
> The staff take the now screaming and bellowing man to his car
> Chester turns to see the injured fluffy and his head butler Dulcett kneeling over him
> "M...mistaw Duwwsett... Monty make... nuu pwetty poopies... an need discipwine... is... is mastaw otay?"
> Chester and Dulcett laugh
> Then Chester speaks
> "You tried to save me fluffy. And, for your heroism how would you like to join the family?"
> The fluffies eyes light up and he tries to stand but falls over again two legs broken and a third sprained
> "oof! Mastaw mean it? Mastaw nuu be mastaw be daddeh?"
> "I sure do."
> The fluffy satisfied and tired falls asleep on the floor
> A month later
> Monty has been arrested for soliciting prostitutes, possession of cocaine, and driving his viper into a Dunkin Doughnuts
> Chester and Dulcett have a laugh about that
> Fluffy Monty on the other hand is doing very well
> After the altercation and subsequent injuries Li'll Monty as he's now known is still recovering
> With two small leg casts he spends most of his time lying sleepily in his bed
> Dulcett now takes care of the little fluffy
> Family crest on a regular collar, his old bowtie and staff crest framed on a wall
> "Mistaw Deiuseht *yawn* when weggies wowk?"
> "Soon young master, the vets say it will be another week and you'll be able to walk"
> The fluffy curls up and wiggles in his bed
> "Fwuffy wuv weggies giff huggies, huggies make feww bettaw..."
> Soon the fluffy is fast asleep hugging himself
> The butler smiles to himself as he walks out of the saferoom
> Pleased that Uncle Monty won't be coming back, and about the newest addition to the house