Fan of Andy
> Night in a big city
> A college student named Andy sits in a small apartment before his large TV
> Game controller in hand and a video game playing through headphones
> Sitting sideways on the couch one leg over the arm he plays for hours
> It’s an hour away from designated dinner time
> Around him are various cans, bags, and a fluffy pony
> A small yellow pegasus stallion with a grey mane and tail plays happily with some squeaky toys
> "Tee hee knieht wuv wittow sqweaky fwog!"
> *sqEee* *sqEee* *sqEee*
> The noise is particularly obnoxious
> But Andy cannot hear the tiny squeaks the feeble fluffy creates when he hugs the frog
> Then knight's stomach groans
> "Ooh... knieht hungwy daddeh! Knieht nee' nummies!"
> Climbing up on his hind legs and fluttering his wings he taps on the chair
> "Hmm... not right now knight go play..."
> Idly kicking his leg he pushes the little fluffy away
> "oof owies! *sniff* Daddeh! Knieht hungwyyyy!"
> Bouncing on his feet flapping his wings he puffs up his cheeks
> The student doesn't even notice
> Seeing that his demands are falling on deaf ears the fluffy jumps up on a nearby table and begins rummaging through open bags
> "Hey! Oi! Cut that out!"
> Swatting the fluffy off the table he lands on his side
> "Owie! Hhh- hhh- hhh- daddeh huwt fwuffyyyy!"
> Though a short distance the fluffy landed on its wing bruising the tender joints
> It flaps frantically exacerbating the injury
> "Wingie! Nuu meanie! Stawp huwty pwease! bawwww!"
> The owner doesn't notice
> After a few minutes the fluffy has stopped crying and is sniffling
> "Kneiht wan nummies... *sniff* Daddeh meanie... Kneiht get nummies fow sewf...*sniff* Stupit daddeh..."
> Stealthily as a fluffy can it rears up and uses its teeth to grab a pretty blue, orange, and red bag
> It has a silly looking human eating nummies on the front
> Pulling the bag to the floor he begins munching on the potato sticks
> Still oblivious the owner continues playing his game
> "omm nomm omm nomm nummies guud, stupit daddeh nuu giff nummies, fwuffy take dem nom omm"
> Then the fluffy feels a tingly sensation in its mouth
> "Nummies taste funneh..."
> Knight sits down and begins smacking his lips bag still on his head
> "Nummies... nummies nuu taste guud..."
> Then the full flavor hits the fluffy
> It falls backwards grabbing its face but cannot reach it through the bag
> "NUU NUMMIES BUWN! HEWP! HEWP! MEANIE BAG WET FWUFFY GUU!"
> The owner now notices his bag of Andy Cap's missing
> "Hey where are my chips Knight? If you took them..."
> His headphones off he now hears the desperate crys of his pet
> Then knight practically fly across the room
> Scampering as fast as his little legs can carry him Knight runs into the kitchen
> "Wawa! Wawa! Hewp! Nee wawa!"
> Working quickly Andy jumps out of his chair and grabs the fluffy
> "EEP! HEWP MUNSTAH HAFF FWUFFY! HEWP DADDEH! HEWP! I SOWWY! I SOWWY! HEWP!"
> The sudden grab causes the fluffy to shit itself with fear
> "Jeeze man cut it out!"
> The fluffy squirms desperately in his owners grip trying to escape the "Buwny meanie nummies" on its face and the “Big meanie munstah” now grabbing him
> Its whole body contorting and thrashing all while urinating on itself
> Removing the bag the fluffy still squirms now with burned eyes and mouth
> "DADDEH! FWUFFY EWE HUWTY! HAFF BUWNY! MOUF HUWT! MOUF BUWN! HEWP! NEE WAWA! NEE COWD!"
> Its eyes burned and hurt by spicy potato crumbs, and its mouth on fire
> Now done peeing and pooping on the laminate floor it is lifted into the air
> "Daddeh hewp fwuffy? Nee wawa! Wawa down dere!"
> Silently Andy takes his fluffy through the kitchen into the garage
> The fluffy goes berserk
> "NUU! NUU BAD! FWUFFY GUUD! PWEASE DADDEH! HEWP FWUFFY!"
> "You stole my food and pooped on the kitchen floor, good fluffies wait until dinner time"
> "NUU! I sowwy! Pwease hewp fwuffy! Nuu sowwy pwace! Nuu!"
> Andy doesn't subscribe to the sorry box
> Fluffies sometimes forget they are being punished while in the box
> No fluffy, even the dumbest wall eyed retards, forgets that they are in trouble while in the sorry room
> Opening the door Andy grabs the mesh bag and turns on the light
> "NUU! HEWP! NUU! I SOWWY!"
> The fluffy is placed face up into the bag
> Andy quickly secures the bags opening and attaches the pull chord to the small fan on the ceiling
> "Now think about what you've done.  Don't take daddy's nummies, don't poop or pee on the floor, don't be a brat."
> "NUU! PWEASE DADDEH! I SOWWWWYYYY!!!"
> With a flip of the switch outside the closet the fan gently begins to spin and the light turns off
> The fluffy is hysterical as he is spun around the dark room
> A converted bathroom with only a drain in the floor and fan on the ceiling
> Extremely squeaky the fan scares the fluffy further
> And the foul smell of fear shit, urine, vomit, and blood makes fluffies mad with terror
> "WOUD NOISE SCAWY! NUU WIKE DAWK! FWUFFY WAN DOWN! SOWWY! HEWP! BAD SMEWW HEWP! FWUFFY NEE HEWP DADDEH! SOWWY! DADDEH PWEASE FWUFFY SOWWY!!"
> Nope
> While Andy cleans the kitchen Knight suffers in the sorry room
> Only the worst fluffies get the fan on full speed causing the fluffy to slam into walls killing them over an hour
> Andy has the fan down to a speed that is scary but not vomit inducing
> At least not usually
> After twenty minutes the fluffy is released
> Now extremely dizzy he wobbles around the kitchen demanding wawa and nummies
> He shit and vomited himself empty in the bag and is very hungry and aggravated
> "Fww..fwuffy hungwy... giff skettie... oof owies..."
> Knight fell on his side head still spinning
> "No Knight, only good fluffies get spaghetti.  You have been bad and get chow."
> "Nuu! Fwuffy wan skettie!"
> It squirms angrily, eyes shut, loudly crying on the ground throwing a tantrum
> "Giff sketties meanie! Knieht HUNGWY!"
> "No, you have been bad and don't get spaghetti"
> Managing to right himself he puffs his cheeks and wobbles over to Andy
> "STUPIT DADDEH! YUU MEANIE! YUU GIFF SKETTIE NOW! KNIEHT GIFF OWIES TO STUPIT DADDEH!"
> Rearing up and bucking his owners ankles the tired, dizzy, hungry fluffy instantly realizes the error
> "...! FWUFFY SOWWY! FWUFFY NUU GIFF OWIES! NUU SOWWY WOOM! NUUUUUUUU!"
> Shitting on the floor again, though feeble and mostly fluids, causes more fear
> "NUUU! BAD POOPIES! KNIEHT SOWWY! NUU POOPIE ON FWOOW! NUU!"
> Fluffy spends a long night in the sorry room
> His feeble screams heard until morning
> "nuuuuuuuuuuu-"