Cold Heat
> In a small local shopping plaza sits a dermatologists office
> They have a moderate profit being the only such establishment within a twenty minute drive
> However, they have been having trouble with their neighboring business
> A cheap Italian restaurant and deli takes the space next door
> Their owner is rather... frugal
> After the grilled foal craze and subsequent research into fluffy edibility the public began to consume this readily available meat
> Fluffy meat price is low and tastes like a gamey pig
> Soon it has replaced spam as the grossest most desperately eaten food
> Well, except for the sake of hip irony
> Mills and Farms raised fluffies en' mass through various means
> The butchered fluffies are sold for an average of $2 per 5 pounds
> This penny pinching entrepreneur however simply picks up ferals off the street for free
> Leaving plates of spaghetti leftovers attracts dozens of fluffies each night
> Loud fights over territory echo through the alleyway
> The problem is that more and more mares are being abducted by various herds during the feeding frenzy
> They cry loudly as smarties take them from their foals and friends
> Not good rap for a doctors office to have screaming children in the background
> One day when the rest of the plaza is closed a doctor heads outside with a plate of spaghetti
> Just before the doctor heads out into the mewling pack begging for food he sprays a special ingredient onto the dish
> From a sealed steel container blasts a jet of gas onto the meal making it billow with smoke
> Wearing gloves he exits the building
> "Fluffies, spaghetti here!"
> A few of the smarties are confused
> They were sure the door with a giant picture of spaghetti was the spaghetti place
> Well, a plate of spaghetti doesn't lie
> Putting the plate down the doctor still has a canister in hand
> "Fankoo mistaw! Wuv sketties!"
> Many are thanking the doctor, others are demanding more
> "Yuu giff mowe sketties ow smawty giff owies!"
> "Mistaw giff mowe sketties! Nee nummies fow bebbehs miwkies!"
> Etc
> However, after each of the greedily pushing fluffies gets a mouthful they soon start to scream
> With over a dozen fluffies all pushing around the plate soon they're all screaming in pain
> The liquid nitrogen coated noodles do their job rather quickly
> Each bite is excruciating
> In humans this would cause blistering and a horrible burning sensation
> In fluffies this effect is exacerbated
> The freezing mixture causes instant bubbling of the skin
> Tongues shrivel and begin to fall off and faces blister as they contact the mix
> Soon their tongues and faces suffer necrosis as exposed tissue dies and falls of in chunks
> Extreme frost bite in each mouthful
> Those who don't rush to eat notice their fleeing friends faces literally falling to pieces
> "NUU! NUMMIES BAD! HUWTIES! HEWP! WUN WAY!"
> The doctor swiftly and efficiently picks up each stallion
> Then blasts the testicles with arctic fury
> "NYUUUUUU! EAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SPECIAW WUMPS BUWWWN! BUUUUUUWWWWWWWN SUUUUUUU BAAAAADDDDDD! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
> The little "special lumps" will shrivel and fall off within the hour
> Their fluff takes even less time to fall out in clumps around the affected area
> Tears flow from anguished faces as the fluffies are too pained to even try and waddle
> Their legs tremble as they attempt to keep the injured parts off the hard asphalt
> Those who are too weak and collapse are struck with a new pain
> Hard rocky road rubs now fluffless blistering genitals
> "NUUUU! NO-NO HUWT WOWSTEST! HEWP! PWEEEEEEEEEEASE! EEEEEEEEE!"
> Soon, all the stallions are effectively neutered
> Laying on their backs splayed out and sobbing for the pain to end
> The mares are trembling
> Some flee and trample on extremely pained stallion parts in the process
> Quickly and calmly the doctor grabs each mare
> "Nuu...huuuuhuuuhuuu..nuu huwt... fwuffy gon be mumm *SQUEE* wha mistaw doiiiiiiiEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
> Placing the long spray nozzle down into the birth canal a quick blast removes any possibility of procreation
> One by one mares scream about the pain
> "NUUU TUMMEH NUU FEWW PWETTY! HUWTIES SUU BAD! HUUUUWTIESS! EEEEEEEEEE!"
> Several adults have gone catatonic with pain
> Dams begin to throw scaredy fits after their birth canal and amniotic fluids are chilled to lethal levels
> "BEEEBEEEHHSS! NUU MOOFFFF! WHHYYYYYYY! NYUUUUUU! WHYYYYY BEEEHBEEEEHHHHH! NUUUUUU!"
> But, in the stress they only manage to break their water in the now weakened womb
> Fluid slowly trickles out of shrinking dams as they scream about now deceased children trapped by destroyed birth canals
> With all the adults incapacitated and never able to birth again the foals are next
> Still clutching screaming thrashing mothers the foals are easy to catch
> They peep wildly for help yelping the only words they know at their young age
> "MUMMAH! HEEWP! MUUMAAAHH! NNUUUU! NUU HUWT! NUUU! MUMMAHHH! NUUU! GAH-"
> One by one the doctor places the nozzle in their mouths and blasts their throats with some liquid nitrogen
> Just a fraction of a second is all it takes
> Instantly the throat is unable to contract or swallow
> If the foals don't die of asphyxiation they will die of spit building in their mouths drowning in saliva
> They thrash on the ground flailing like a freshly swatted insect
> Rolling on their belly, back, sides, and attempt to scream rasping quiet hisses the whole time
> They are soon silenced
> The alley is now full of severely injured fluffies and the dead
> A few mares are crawling away sobbing about their special place which leaks blood and urine
> The stallions are all still sprawled out on their backs barely conscious
> Returning to his office the doctor sterilizes the nozzle and returns the canister of liquid nitrogen to its case
> Confident that these fluffies, and more importantly anyone they talk to, will never return
> As he places the case away his young assistant comes in
> "Uh, sir... was that really necessary? We could have just called an exterminator..."
> The doctor who is removing contaminated gloves and scrubs looks at his young employee
> "Well, that's just no fun now is it?"