>you're a typical, sexually repressed senior at Canterlot High
>you've always thought that girl Pinkie was a little weird, but she's attractive
>it almost seems like her knockers are still growing
>seeing her at the swimming hole at camp will be nice
>you get off the bus to draw tent assignments
>you go over to the boy's side and take a card from the bag
>you're stuck with...Pinkie Pie
"Wait, what? I'm not complaining but we had separate bags! Is she fucking with physics again?"
>Gloriosa Daisy raises her absurd eyebrows at your outburst, but regains composure as Timber Spruce and Pinkie walk over
>"Oh right, sorry we forgot to mention in advance, but your class has an odd number of boys and girls, so we had to split one pair of cards," she explains
>Timber spruce adds "We do have another tent available, but it's in worse condition and you wouldn't have anyone to talk to at night."
>neither of you wants a shitty tent, and discussing this more would probably lead to Celestia hearing about it and cockblocking you to death, so you help Pinkie move her funbags to the tent
>after lunch, you have an hour to kill before the swimming event is scheduled
>you come back to your tent to find Pinkie in her swimsuit
>"Hey Anon! Wanna rub some lotion into me?"