>You're Anon
>Fucking deal with it
>You live in Canterlot
>Senior
>It's Sunday
>Feelsgoodman.png
>You decide today is good as any to smoke some weed
>Who the hell sells weed in Canterlot anyways?
>You've heard of some chick Zecora, who is a voodoo witch or something
>But you want to get a safe trip, not be eaten by demonic ponies or anything like that
>Maybe AJ would know, she deals with plants right?
>You put on some decent clothes
>Simple tee, simple jeans
>Fuck yes
>You head outside to your automobily
>It's shit, but it's better than walking
>Driving off, a feeling of wrongness occurs
>Could this feeling be the one that tells you weed is bad?
>Is this what all those seminars are for?
>Is this what mormons feel like?
 
>Nope
>Just gas
>You pull in to Sweet Apple Acres
 
>It was a sunny Sunday
>AJ should be out plowing the field or something
>You'd like to plow AJ actually
>But nevermind all that banter
>Weed is the objective
>You exit your car to walk to her doorstep
>AJ wasn't in sight around the fields
>She must be indoors
>What does a country girl even do when she finished her chores?
>You knock
...
>One more time
...
>Once more
 
>"OH MAH GAHD, HOLD ON!" you hear the familiar voice coming from upstairs
>You know she's in at least
>Figuring you known her long enough, you let yourself in
>She still hasn't come down yet
>Fucking hicks
>You walk upstairs towards her room
>A second voice can be heard
>It's all raspy, but with a hint of feminine
>Wait
>You barge into Applejack's room
 
"Holy shit what"
 
>"ANON, YOU WERE S'POSED T'WAIT"
 
>Rainbow Dash was in bed with AJ
>They were covering their half naked bodies
>Fuck, that's kind of hot
 
"Uhh...I need some weed"
 
>"Weed? Weed!? That's why you're here?" Rainbow questions
 
"Lesbian sex, that's why you're here?" you sarcastically say
 
>The blue girl shuts her yap
 
"Look, I couldn't give two shits about your business, unless I'm involved"
 
>The girls give a disgusted look
>Ouch
>That fucking hurt
 
"I just need some quick grass, to pass this Sunday before we head back to school tomorrow"
 
>"Anon, what in tarnation would think I smoke herbs?" AJ asks you
 
"I mean..you live on a farm, don't you have something I could smoke around here?"
 
>"Why would there be weed in SWEET APPLE ACRES!? It's not called Sweet Mary Acres"
 
>That sounded like a cool idea actually
 
"What about you Dash?"
 
>"Hey man, I'm all out"
 
"Don't tell me that's why you came here too"
 
>"Now that's just heck, Rainbow obviously came here fer me" AJ says
 
>AJ and you both look to Rainbow Dash
>She gives a weird look
 
>"ARE YOU KIDDING ME DASHIE, YOU THINK I HAVE WEED?"
 
>"H-hey....it's not too far off though.."
 
>"Ugh, Anon, while I deal with this girl, go check on Fluttershy or somethin', she might have some"
>Oh yeah, Fluttershy
>"Lord knows that girl is always on something, talking to her animals and whatnot" AJ finishes
 
"Sweet! Thanks AJ"
 
>Before you leave, you snap a photo of the two
>You head back to your car
>Oh the sweet sounds of angry dykes
 
>Now to check Fluttershy
>That girl was a damn treehugger
>Why didn't you think to check her first?
>If anyone blazed it in Canterlot, it would have to be her
>You know Rarity only smokes a pipe
>That woman just reeked of 90s cop movie cliche
>On the trail to Fluttershy's neighborhood, you take notice to Flash Sentry fixing his car on the sidewalk
>It occurs to you that a good person would stop and help
>Then you remember the bastard made fun of your favorite band
>You think quickly
>Oh sweet!
>You still have an old burrito in the passenger side
>Picking it up, you roll down your window
 
"HEY FLASH!"
 
>"Huh"?
 
>You pelt it at him
>A good throwing arm is what the coach told you, you had when you tried out for baseball
>It's gotta hurt
>It hit his face pretty hard
>You shout as you pass by
 
"DON'T EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT 1D EVER AGAIN!"
 
>Alpha as fuck
>Now you pull into Fluttershy's driveway
 
>Does she need cash?
>You only have like three bucks
>What if she doesn't give free handouts?
>You knock on her door
>Parents must be out
>Their car isn't here
>Knock again
...
>Once more
...
>What the shit?
>No response?
>A hint of music tickles your ear
>It sounds like some 70s shit that you go to a hippe parade with
>She must be in
>You don't let yourself in
>Her door is locked
>A scent tingles your nose
>SHE HAS WEED
>You go around to her backyard
>Her window isn't open
>Chancing it, you twist the knob of her backdoor
>It opens
>Welp
>Going upstairs, the smell gets stronger
>You barge into her room
>That fucking smell
>It makes you rock hard
>Fluttershy looks up to you
>She has a droopy look
>Bitch has been smoking
 
"Are you trying to fucking hotbox your room?"
 
>"Huh? Oh hey Anon, what are you doing here in Equestria?"
 
>Equestria?
>The hell is she smoking
 
>"Ha..ha, I have hooves man...Anon, I'm a horse.."
 
>For fucks sakes
 
"Fluttershy, listen, I need you to hook me up with some weed"
 
>"Huh? Weed? You mean the good good"
 
>You want to slap her out of her trip
>Fuck
 
>"You have to..haha..call it good good or the fuzz will know"
 
"Ugh, Flutters, please hook me up with some..sigh..Good good"
 
>It hurt to say that
 
>"Okay, here you *snicker* go"
 
>She pulls out a small baggie
>Handing it over to you, you reach for it
>She swipes it away
 
>"Wait...you have cash or what?"
 
>Shit
>What are you gonna do?
 
"Ehh..I have three dollars.."
 
>"The fuck Anon? Get out of here with that chump change"
 
>Well fuck
>You make way for the door
>You hear a loud giggle
 
>"Hey..Hey, get back here, I'm messing with you Anon hahaha"
 
>Sweet relief
>She gives you the baggie
>Fuck yes
 
>"You still have to repay me"
 
"I said I only have three bones"
 
>"Well this doggy wants her bone...so bone me"
 
>What
 
What? Fluttershy, you are high right now"
 
>"You aren't..come here"
 
>She beckons you over
>Getting closer, she picks up her roach
>She pulls from it first
>Fluttershy pulls your face to her before putting her lips to yours
>She uses her tongue to open your mouth
>From there, she exhales the smoke
>Boner.exe
>She pulls away
 
>"Now your turn" she hands you the roach
 
>You take it
>Fuck, this is gonna be fun
>Taking a drag from it, you get closer to Fluttershy's face
>Before you can kiss her, you start coughing
>It was pretty strong
>Flutershy must hide all this really well
>It only became clear now through all the smoke in the air that Fluttershy was wearing nothing but a green robe
>Her cleavage became much more noticeable
>The dark boner rises.mp4
>You take another drag
>This is way too strong, but it feels so good
>You lock lips with Fluttershy once more
>Setting loose the air, you put the roach in the nearby ash tray
>You feel through her robe
>Her bosom was large
 
>Feeling her up, her skin is so soft
>It's silky, and so squeezable
>Grazing her breast, her nipple pokes your palm
>Her house wasn't too cold, but her boobs were now guns
>You give a soft grope to which Fluttershy moans softly
>If not for the trip, she would be exuting all her newfound emotion
>Her lips are so luscious
>You proceed to slip off her robe
>The smell of dank memes...you mean weed fills the air
>Normally you'd smell Fluttershy's beautiful perfume, but now it's just complete aroma of trip inducing smoke
>And you love it
>Fluttershy cups your boner
>She toys with it through your jeans
>Playing with her tits, you move your hand down her side
>Sloppily squeezing your boner, she decides to unzip your pants
>Your hands find its way to her hips
>Fluttershy has some wide hips
>They aren't as big as AJ or Pinkie Pie, but pretty big