>Disc and Raritan patrol the skies of Equestria >they keep their eyes peeled for any signs of trouble >in an otherwise boring post, sometimes they had some fun during the quiet times >"Hey Disc!" >"Yeah Rar?" >"Betcha I can pull out of a dive closer to the ground than you can!" >"You're on, featherbrain! Chicken buys the entire squad cider for the night!" >they both pull up, high into the air >just when it feels like they might stall >They nose over with practiced precision >Disc and Rar hurtle toward the ground >you could almost see a shockwave forming >Disc pulls up very hard about 10m from the ground >Rar gets even closer, with a hoof going *clop* on the ground before he pulls up >"Never got to a full clop before!" >Disc yells to Raritan >"Hey hey, wake up! We got a problem!" >they form up, and begin flying toward a distress call >upon arrival, they assess the situation >There's a carriage with a broken axle >full of mares yelling their foal heads off >and, oh yes >A manticore trying desperately to get at what's contained within >"By Luna's Mane, Rar, we gotta help them!" >"Roger, over and out!" >Disc charged in and brained the Manticore over the head >forgetting they have skulls of almost iron strength >but it did stun him for long enough for Rar to get the passengers to safety >all, except one muffled voice which went unheard from the trunk >Raritan and Disc took them elsewhere >"However may we repay you?" >they all said this, and their tails were twitching back and forth >all the while wafting the scent of four mares, eager to repay their rescuers >Rar looks at Disc >Disc looks at Rar >they yell in unison "Fuck yeah, bro!"   >You are now FillySlash >you're scared >you heard the guards earlier that raped you rescuing the caravan >as much as you screamed >your little voice was not heard above the manticore's roars >you buck the trunk open and spill out >the manticore gets up and looks at you, with rape in his eyes >this was a primal an urge as there ever was one >he picks you up >you kick your little filly legs and shout >it does no good >the beast is determined to fill you >he takes you in a taloned paw and moves you closer to his spiny length >He licks you with his massive tongue >it dwarfs your tiny filly body >he roars loudly >he sticks his barbed and spiny dick into your small fillyhood >you're bleeding and crying your head off >he gets two thrusts in >you are relieved he only lasts about two seconds >you drip with your blood and the massive amounts of splooge >he takes his tail behind you as he groans in pleasure above you >he stings your clit as it winked >you cry out in pain and pleasure >it begins to swell to such a degree it's practically dragging along the ground >the manticore drops you on your head and lumbers off to find a place to nap >you pass out from the pain and pleasure     >Disc and Raritan recieve their rewards >Disc took one mare under him and made out with one as she straddled the one beneath's head >You kissed the mare above whilst filling the mare with your throbbing length >Raritan's cutie mark had changed to a picture of Rarity with a lustful gleam to her eyes >he braes and mounts a mare, sticking his front left hoof in the other mare's folds up to his elbow joint >the tension rises >the mare above is exploring your mouth, as you explore hers >the mare below is exploring the other mare's soaking wet entrance >you're spelunking in the mare below, ramming her hard with your throbbing cock >you peer over at Raritan >he has his dick in the mare's ass, >while his hoof continues to pleasure the other as they make out in front of him >your time draws closer >her folds are practically milking you for all you're worth at this point >her contractions become erratic and frantic >you whinny loudly and brae as you and the mare below you cum in unison >Raritan's close as well >he cums with the force of Celestia herself, and the group parted >the mares collapsed in a jigsaw puzzle >"Shit, Rar! We gotta get Jibber and take him to his ceremony!" >"Will he be sober?" >"Fuck if I know! We gotta get him either way!"   >Be Fillyslash again. >You just got ravaged by the manticore. >It hurt so much. Almost as much as Snips and Snails. >You shudder to remember that horrific experience. >You’re getting better at taking huge cocks though. >You stumble away from the scene where you were so unceremoniously discarded. >You stagger, dragging your newly sized appendage across the ground with you. >It makes you shiver with every step, as your taut skin’s nerve endings scream with pleasure at your brain. >But you focus yourself on your task. >You are running away from Princess Molestia. >After you were tried for your crimes, she sentenced you to become her eternal sex slave. >She cast a spell on you that prevented you from dying, like her. >Now you are forced to roam from town to town, trying to evade her guards. >They have orders to rape you on sight, and take you back to her for... >Punishment. >You drag yourself to the edge of the forest near where the carriage stopped. >The mares that you stowed away with are lying on the grassy verge near the opposite side of the road, exhausted from their orgy. >You escape deep into the underbrush before they can see you. >It gets harder to see where your next hooffall should land in this dark, mossy, marshy land and you end up falling down an unseen slope. >Your marshmallowy body tumbles and hits rocks on the way down, making cute *pomf* noises all the way. >As a human you would have laughed and d’awwed at all this. >As a filly you scream at the bone shattering jolts that seem set on making your life a misery. >You land at the foot of the hill, dazed, in front of a familiar yellow p0ny.   >Her pink hair cascades in a wave in front of her teal eyes, ending in an oh so cute flick. >Her wings are outstretched in shock, and her mouth has dropped the basket that she was collecting mushrooms in. >It’s the object of so much ire, Fluttershy. >She’s surprised to see an unsupervised filly in the middle of the Everfree Forest. >”A-are you ok? What are you doing here?” >You tear up as the events of the last 15 minutes catch up to you. >Despite all that you’ve written about her, you run and cry into her chest. >Her soft, comforting, downy chest. >”Oh... There, there. Everything’ll be ok. Come with me. Angel will be pleased to see a new friend!” >She picks you up and places you on her back. >Her wings shoot up in shock again as she feels your genital abnormality. >”Oh my! You’re... special, aren’t you?” >More than you’ll ever know, sister. >You nod in response, only wishing to get as far away from your rape encounter as possible. >She sets off through the forest, gently rocking you and your engorged clit. >You shift and squirm on her back, trying to get comfortable and stop the sensations, but to no avail. >You get back to her cottage, and despite her reassurances, Angel is NOT happy to see you. >As soon as he sees your cum-soaked, deviant ass, he cunt punts you. >You’ve taken much worse though, and all it elicits is a tiny, high-pitched moan. >Fluttershy sees this and scolds him. >”No! Bad Angel! We don’t treat fillies that way.” >Angel give her the finger and hops off. >You never did like that bastard. >If you ever get to become human again, you’re going to write a story where he gets his just desserts. >Fluttershy frowns cutely, but softens her gaze as she turns to you.   >”So, your cutie mark seems to be a fleshlight?” >She points at your flank, highlighting your pristine, shining, grotesque tattoo. >”Would you like to help me out? I have a friend I’d like you to meet.” >Oh god, not now. >”If you don’t, I’ll just have to tell Twilight that I’ve found Celestia’s lost pet... She knows I’ve found her pet before.” >Fuck. “F-fine.” Your tiny voice squeaks. >She gets a huge smile across her face. >You don’t like it. >”Oh thank you! I promise it’ll be great!” >You remain unconvinced. >She flies you out to a house not too far away, still on the outskirts of the town. >If it’s anything like what you imagined in your stories... >Fluttershy knocks on the door. >”GODDAMMIT!” >You hear a series of loud, angry, stomping sounds approaching the door. >The door flies open to reveal a very pissed off human. >”FLUTTERSHY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?” >Flutterslut says nothing, and thrusts you towards the enraged neckbeard. >He looks at you quizzically, his brain working in overdrive to figure out what you mean. >He searches you up and down your brown coat, looking at your terrified face, and further down to your massive clit. >”WHAT THE FUCK, FLUTTERSHY, THAT’S DISGUSTING!” >”S-so fillies with huge clits aren’t your fetish, Anon?” >”FUCK NO!”   >He grabs you out of Fluttershy’s hooves and faces you away from him. >He runs forward a few steps, and you feel his grip loosen. >His heavy boot connects with your clit, as it propels you high into the air. >You soar over fields of green, getting a great view of the landscape around you as you orgasm from the stimulation Anon left you with. >You sail over Fluttershy’s house, and see yourself heading towards the Everfree Forest again. >You come skidding to a halt in the dense underbrush, your coat and mane snagging on brambles. >You push yourself up out of your newly formed ditch, just as Fluttershy makes her own next to you. >”Well, that went better than I had hoped.” >She dusts herself off and flutters away, leaving you stranded in the middle of the forest again as lost as you were when you first entered. >”Oh hello, little girl...” A gravelly voice growls behind you.   >You shiver at that voice >You exhale and turn around slowly >It’s a dragon! >Well, a teenage dragon >Much like Garble from that Spike episode >He’s huge, and even if you were still human he would tower over you >The dragon’s wings outstretch and he roars at you >You shriek and cower >He laughs heartily at this >”Heh heh heh, you ponies are always fun to scare….” >The dragon shows you his claws >”It gets me goin’ you know?!” >The dragon suddenly lunges and then stops at the last moment >An insane smile is inches away from your face >You feel his hot breath. It smells of sulfur and it’s almost enough to make you gag >Your eyes wander to those sharp teeth. Getting bitten would hurt like a bitch Well….you had your fun. I’ll just go do filly stuff yep. >Give him an innocent smile >He growls >”I ‘aint done with you yet” >He grabs you with his large claws >You nearly pee yourself in terror >”All of this is making me real hot.....” >He sniffs you and then turns you around >A long and unpleasantly hot sensation runs along your fillyhood >He pulls his tongue back slowly >”Mmmm I thought I smelled a little slut!” >”We’re gonna have some real fun!” >You scream in terror >He just laughs and roars into the skies >He forces you into a doggy position >You turn sharply around and struggle >But it just makes him hard >Oh god >He’s got two pointy dragon dongs >And they’re huge…   It’s not gonna fit! It’s not gonna fit! Bad dragon! >You scream at him frantically >”YEAH!” >He roars >”KEEP SCREAMING!” PLEASE! >He chuckles >”Fine, let’s lube you up!” >Before you can react he scratches your cheek with a claw >Blood runs onto it >Then he swiftly jams a claw into your fillyhood >You scream as you feel some of your little hole tear >It’s bleeding, and you grit your teeth >Then he slams your head into the dirt >”Time to eat you up!” >His first dragon dong slams into you >It hurts like crazy >It goes all the way in one thrust >The dragon dong wriggles and nearly tears your cervix >You cry out but it seems to arouse him more >It’s such a tight fit you think you’re going to burst >His other dong flails and slaps against your clit and all around >You’re in too much pain to feel pleasure >He continues to pound into you >The dragon lets out beastial roars with each thrust >Pulling all the way out >And then slamming it in again before you can feel relief >Each time it hits your cervix and you cry out >Every scream is accompanied by his roars of joy >And he occasionally breathes fires into the skies >Then he pulls out suddenly >You pant with tears in your eyes >It’s over >But then he mounts you again >Your head slams back into the dirt >He’s putting all his weight on you >And you feel like you’re going to snap in two >His scaly body brushes uncomfortably close against you >”Get ready my slutty prey~” >”The fun is going to be doubled.”   >He then bites onto your neck and you scream in agony AAAAAAAAAAAAGH IT BURNS! IT BURNS! >His insane laughter is muffled from his teeth sinking into your flesh >He penetrates you again even harder than before >You feel like it’s going to tear you apart >It stretches your folds sharply to the left >And then his other dong swiftly enters you >This one goes even further >You can feel it in your womb as is vibrates and writhes >Blood seeps from your undeveloped hole and you begin to sob >”MMMMMMMMMMMMMM~” >He pounds harder and harder >You’re shaking with each thrust and it causes his teeth to sink deeper in you >Everything is pure agony >He swiftly pulls both out, but you knows what’s coming >He arches his back >And then slams them both straight into you >Each slam your cervix and go all the way to your womb AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! >You try using your contractions to push him out, but it puts him further in >You feel yourself internally bleeding >He pounds away for a few minutes, but it feels like hours   >Suddenly the dragon stops biting >Then he stands up while you’re still penetrated >One of the dongs goes out of you, but the other one still writhes and twitches within you >”You ready for a snack you little wussy?” >”You’re gonna eat it!” >What? >Without warning he slams in his free dong dry >Right into your anus >Tearing you sphincter and going into your colon >You scream again and fresh tears run down you >The bleeding is bad you can feel it leak from your torn anus >Blood pulls down, but the agony is not over >His dong snakes its way through your intestines and through your digestive track >It goes up past your esophagus and into your mouth >You breathe through your nose as you begin to choke >Your entire body is writhing in agony at this invader >You’re bleeding like crazy >He stops holding onto you and you are held in midair by his dong in your two holes MMMMMMPPPHHHHH!   >”Ah yeah! You like that!” >He begins to thrust and flap his wings >He laughs and roars and breathes fire into the skies as you twitch in pure agony >He licks his lips at your muffled screams and runs his claws along your muzzle >”YEAH! Choke on it!” >He begins thrusting harder and the dongs feel hotter and hotter >Almost burning hot >Then he releases >He roars loudly >His first dong inflates releases into your womb and fills it with what feels like boiling lava >His seed is so plentiful it leaks and pools beneath the blood below the two of you >Then his other inflates and dragon dong releases >You can feel it heat up your entire body MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHH! >You can feel it travel through you and then it shoots out of your mouth >But most of it pools into your mouth and causes you to choke more >It was like being forced to swallow boiling water >He just laughs and snorts >Before the dongs can deflate he pulls them out sharply AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! >You collapse and curl into a pool of bodily fluids and blood >You wet yourself in terror >The dragon laughs >”You were a real yummy slut!” >”But I won’t eat ya! You’re covered in my jizz!” >He shudders and flies off >”Maybe the timber wolves will have fun with ya!” >He calls out as he disappears from sight >You whimper   >The sight of the castle comes into view >Jibber trotting along with Raritan and Disc >There are no guards around the castle >Celestia probably dismissing them for the event >The three ponies reach the large doors and open them >Luna is sitting at the side of the throne with Celestia on top >Celestia already begins the walk downward toward Jibbers >"Ah Jibber, we've been waiting" >"Your work during the vietnom war is phenominal" >Looking down at his missing leg >"And at such a cost" >Jibbers just nods in respect >Celestia is now at the foot of the throne and turns >Lowering her flank to be on level with jibbers >Swaying her sunbutt from side to side >"All heroes deserve a reward" >Jibber looks back at Raritan and Disc as they beckon him on >With his heart racing, jibber runs forward >Mounting her and edging forward >With a single thrust he penetrates as Celestia "Oh's" >It was difficult with only having three legs >Each thrust being slowed by that factor >Celestia wasn't going to let that falter the situation >using her magic to engulf the missing leg of Jibbers >A partly see through leg is now in place of the missing one >"I think you'll need this" >Jibber now regaining his missing power is plowing into her >Celestia being lunged forward on each hit >That wasn't good enough for her though >Jibbers and the princess start to grow in size >The three others lift their heads and watch >Now just a short distance from the ceiling   >Jibbers continues his deep thrust into Celestia >Now slamming Celestia against the inner castle walls >Each hit shaking the castle from the inside >Luna is getting quite wet from the whole encounter >"Maybe we should share the rewards, sister" >Her voice goes unheard with all of the commotion >She gets angry and looks toward Raritan and Disc >"You two will please us" >Raritan and Disc look at eachother with a smile >Giving their signature double penetration hoof bump >They both start walking in Luna's direction >But Luna takes the first start >Jumping on top of Raritan's already hardened member >Her back on the ground while Luna stands with a smile >Lowering herself on top while Raritan gives out heavy breaths >Sliding smoothly onto his member >Disc has already rounded behind Luna and lifts upward >Pushing down on Luna and lowering her even further onto Raritan's shaft >Giving just a perfect height for him to enter the flank side >Pushing inward while Luna gives out a sexy cry >Her horn pulsing with magic as the three of you begin to enlarge as well >She's being forced from both holes >Each hit from Disc forcing her further along Raritan's member >She's now even in height with Celestia who is still being rammed by Jib >Turning around, Celestia sees her sister being double penetrated >Actually a little jealous that she has just this one pony on her >She won't be out done by her sister >She is the almighty ruler of this land     >The walls of the castle starts to disintegrate >Rar and Disc pausing in awe at the castle disappearing before them >The matter is swished around in the air and begins to take form >A large shining dildo is formed above all of you >Even Luna has her mouth open at the sight >Celestia and jibber are lifted into the air >Jibber could still feel ground below him, so he continues his pounding >The large castle made dildo moves below the two of them >With no hesitation it's slammed into Celestia's wet entrance >you can almost hear hundreds of sheltered ponies faint at the sight >Her large moans could be heard across canterlot >Each thrust of the dildo leaking out more of her juices >Luna wasn't going to have any of this >Angry that her minions have stopped just to stare >She wasn't going to keep being 'showed up' by her sister >Screaming can be heard in the background as her horn lights up >Raritan and Disc turn to see what's causing it >The train was lifted off the track and was flying toward Luna >At the same time magic is coursed through the boners of Rar and Disc >Their heart jumping in place as they continue their slams into the princess >Raritan lifts her head to look upward at the train >It still had several ponies on board >Luna lifts her mouth open and the liquid from celestia's orgasms coat the train >Celestia slightly irritated that her own juices were being used >The train was now lubricated as it starts to slide into Luna's mouth   >You can see the outside of the train move deep into her >Screams of the ponies on board being silenced >It takes several seconds for the train to completely slide in >Luna doesn't let it complete though >Letting the end of it stick out of her mouth >You could actually see the texture of the train on her throat >She's using her magic to slide it back and forth only slightly >Her moans replaced by groans of pleasure >Raritan and Disc are shocked... as they continue to plow her >Celestia is fuming with anger >She begins to rise even further and emit light >The dildo and Jibbers seperate from her >She gives a sharp look at Jibber >Jibbers body snaps as 2 others are split from him >The three of their cocks are glowing at the veins >They felt normal but the areas around them are melting >Giving off intensive heat like that of the sun, just more controll >They look at eachother and grin with a "fuck yeah" face >They all jumps forward toward Celestia >Pinning her against the mountain side >Even Luna stopped to look at the red pulsing members of each Jibber >The first two jibbers go for the back entrances >The third one climbing on top of the mountain and lowering himself on her >Every entrance to Celestia is closed and sealed off >The burning heat bringing extreme ecstasy to her body >The extra heat from friction burning at the sides >Houses and part of the mountain begin to melt >Celestia's muffled moans could be heard across equestria   >She wasn't going to just one up her sister though >This was her kindgdom to dominate >Clouds and water around equestria begin to spin >Flying in Celestia's direction while she's still being dominated >Spinning around her chest >Searing heat piercing all of her worthy entrances >Cold and cool air teasing her in the middle >The sensation was almost unreal to describe >Luna wasn't going to take it any more >Swallowing the rest of the train >Stomping her hoof against the ground >Canterlot starts to violently shake >Luna and Celestia were looking straight at eachother >The whole place starts to slide down the mountain >It was a race of who would finish first >Luna uses her magic to manipulate both Disc and raritan >Canterlot was now halfway toward the ground >Ponies and buildings are ripping off and flying through the air >Both sisters nearing climax with all of the rush >They are dead set on beating eachother >Canterlot now only a few seconds from the ground >They give out deep moans as they climax >Orgasms that would rival the creation of planets >As the princesses finish their screams, canterlot hits the floor >Materials and the like flying everywhere >The dust settles as everything comes to a calm >The enlarged ponies were unaffected by the fall >Jibbers forms back into one as the other two stare at him >They look at the princesses panting on the ground, shrug, and start walking away >The magic keeping them large fading as the distance increases   >You are now Driverbang, professional cool guy. >You don't talk much, but when you do people cream themselves and immediately start trying to jerk you off. >You're driving around in your Ferrari in P0nyville. >You've written about this place before, but you've never thought about how boring it was to walk from place to place. >That's when you decided to write yourself in a fucking sweet ride. >This baby can do 0 to pony in 2 seconds flat. >Beat that, Rainbow Dyke. >Anyway, you're driving through P0nyville, making all the bitches water their gardens with their body hoses... >when you realize that there's just no excitement in your life anymore. >You've already tapped just about every mare in this Celestia-forsaken place. >You need something new. >Something exciting. >You're about to contemplate writing yourself into a skydiving session, when... >Off on the horizon, you see something happening in Canterlot. >Is that...? >You lift your designer shades that read: "Based God" along the sides. >By now, the other citizens have taken notice of the spectacle as well. >"It's a bird!" >"It's a train!" No... It's... Raritan... >You flip your shades down and are about to take off when you notice a sweet piece of ass nearby. Hey baby, wanna go for a ride? >You wink. >She hops in and get comfy. >You put your ride into gear and floor it towards the castle.   >The fastest way to the castle is through the Everfree Forest. >Of course, there's the longer route that circumvents it, but you're in a hurry. >And you've got a strawberry-maned babe to impress with your stalliony-ness. >You plunge through the forests, barely avoiding crashing into trees along the way. >You hear "Oohs," "Ahs," and "Eeeps" from the passenger seat. >You just grin and continue being a total badass. >Suddenly, you see a small dark brown mass directly in front of your car. >You swerve to avoid it, sending your car out of control and hurtling backwards into a thick mass of trees. >Using your rear-view, you pull hard on the steering wheel to the left and right, trying to avoid crashing. >You slam on the brakes and after several more adrenaline-filled seconds, the car come to rest sandwiched between two trees. >You get out to take a look at the damage. >Not a scratch on her. >Damn, you're good. >This is why all the mares want to be in your stories. You alright, Shortcake? >The mare looks dazed, but nods. >You leave her to collect herself and trot back to check up on the cause of your near-accident.   >The tiny brown ball in your path turns out to be a little filly. >She's unconscious and... for some reason, her backside looks really bad. >She looks like she's been through hell. >There must be something you can do to help her... >You keep staring at her stretched out fillyhood. >You want to say that it's disgusting and horrifying. >You want to say that you'd never dream of touching a filly. >That it'd be the furthest thing from your mind. >Ever. >But there's something about this filly. >Something pulling you in. >Making your member twitch with excitement. >Before you know it, you're staring at her face-to-flank. >You get a big whiff of her subtle, developing filly musk as you stare at her cutie mark. >It's something you recognize from a far-off dream. >It looks like a flashlight with some weird, up-side-down mare vagina on it. >You're about to give her cunt a nice long lick when... >You shake your head violently. >What are you doing? >You're no filly-foaler! >And this little p0ny needs help. >It's time to remember that you're a cool guy. >You gather up the little filly and take her back to your ride. >Celestia would know how to help her. >And you were already on your way to Canterlot. >You set her down between you and your passenger mare and throw the car back into gear.     >In no time, you're racing back through the Everfree. >You're doing your best, but you can't help thinking about the sweet plot right by your side. >You're shaking in your seat. >You can barely hold onto the steering wheel with your trembling hooves. >It's pretty hard to drive with an erection. >You're sweating bullets, unable to take your mind off of p0ny plot. >You're about to cave in and rut this filly silly when you get an idea. Hey baby, want to know why they call me Driverbang? >She blushes and smirks, nodding. >Thank Celestia! >You rub her forehoof, trailing yours along her withers and up to her mane. >You stroke her mane briefly. >She opens her mouth to say something, but you can't take this arousal anymore. >You slide your hoof up behind her neck and slam her mouth around your bulging stallion cock. >She groans and flails slightly in protest, but you simply hold her tight. >You push her deeper, cringing as you feel her hot, flat tongue slide down your shaft. >Her body sinks down in order to accommodate to her new situation. >She's now practically laying on the filly between you. >You hear Shortcake gag and watch her body twitch. >This only causes you to push her deeper down your rod.   >Her saliva starts to pool around your balls, warm until it catches the passing air. >Her tongue massages your dick, lapping at your base, flattening and contracting. >She may be outwardly putting up a fight, but deep down, you know she's loving it. >She's looks up at you, her blue eyes shimmering in a sea of white . >She's staring to tear up now. >Not from distaste. >But from being unable to breathe. >You push her down once more, allowing her tongue to lap at your testicles. >You shiver from the sensation and begin to buck your hips. >You send your car into fits of acceleration from the motion. >Just as you let your seed burst into and down your marefriend's throat, >You also emerge from the Everfree in a hail of leaves. >The rest of the drive to Canterlot is conducted in a similar manner. >This mare is one kinky bitch. >You end up somehow managing to 69, have her ride you cowgirl, and even do the Applebuck position. >You clearly are the best stallion ever. >Eventually, you make your way to Canterlot.   >Unfortunately, Raritan has long since departed. >All that remains of Canterlot is wreckage. >As you pull up, p0nies are crying, complaining about their homes and businesses. >You pass by more, some packing their things, others organizing relief efforts, even more just sulking in disbelief. What the hell happened here? >You look to your passenger who simply shrugs, a sex-addled haze floating around her head. >You sigh and drive on. >You continue on to the castle. >Or at least where the castle SHOULD be. >You see a slightly larger-than-they-should-be Celestia and Luna. >And they're shrinking by the moment. >They finally get to be their appropriate sizes. >You step out of your car, lugging along your filly friend. Celestia. What in your name happened here? >"Oh, Driver... We were having a, umm... celebration... And things got a bit... out of hoof." Is that right? >Luna steps in, bleating: "YES, OUR PREPERATIONS WERE MOST HASTILY MADE." >You smirk inwardly. >Fucking Raritan. >You know he got a piece of princess plot. >You just shake your head and drop the filly down on the ground in front of you. My princess, this little one needs help. She seems... off... >Celestia's eyes light up. "Of course we will tend to her." >You walk back to your car and get in. >Before driving off, you decide to do the princesses a favor and write Canterlot back into working order. >You're already long gone when Celestia trains her eyes on Slasher, a wild smirk covering her face. >"I know just how to FIX HER."